Barbara didn't look at him, and replied as she wrote the report, "I was like that when I was at the Gotham Police Department, I don't need you to write it anyway." ”

"It's good if you're happy..."

For the first time, Zhang San saw someone who likes to write a report, and he wrote so seriously.

She is the daughter of Director Gordon, who is very rigorous and patient.

He doesn't have the motivation of the other party, so it's better to sit in the office and watch interesting things on the Internet than to write reports.

There are a lot of emojis about the Justice League that suddenly appeared in today's forum.

Superman with a righteous face was shot in the head by a baguette in the next second, and a mouse dressed like Aquaman tried to poke the baguette with a metallic sheen with the fork in his hand.

The Flash was directly spoofed into a big fat man weighing 500 pounds, and he was sweating all over his body while lying in a pile of high-calorie food...

Zhang San silently saved the picture of the fat lightning, because this picture can motivate him to keep exercising every day.

There are also more fanfices about keyboard people and Wonder Woman.,Fortunately, the pictures in the forum are all normal-looking love style.。

However, Zhang San feels that some unhealthy fanart may appear on some websites.

Glancing at the office door that was not moving, he skillfully took out his mobile phone and logged in to one of his favorite websites.

You don't have to enter keywords, and there are a lot of pictures of keyboard people and Wonder Woman on the homepage of the website.

It's just that under the pen of these artists, the keyboard man seems to have become a passive party?

[It's weird enough.] 】

After only watching it for a while, Zhang San, who couldn't accept these things, still couldn't bear to shut down the website.

It's so weird...

The keyboard in those pictures has directly become a tool for Wonder Woman, and there is any way to play.

There's even a giant tentacle keyboard monster!

The artist who drew this picture should have been drowned in a urinal with a poop bag pullover!

I'm going to have to let him or her taste the scale, damn it.

Knock knock.

Barbara pushed the door open and walked in, and she placed her finished report on the table:

"Help me see if there's anything missing."

Looking at the report on the table with a thickness of at least four sheets, Zhang San picked it up and looked at it casually and said, "It's perfect, this is what happened in the whole way." ”

"Can you take a closer look?"

With his perfunctory words, Barbara felt like she was being treated like a child.

"Black people, with guns, fully automatic, attacking the victims, all the things that should be there, no problem?"

“……”

Barbara took the report away with a black face, and closed the door very hard.

Boom!

Shaking his head, Zhang Sanzhen didn't know what she was angry about.

The elements he just mentioned were enough to be submitted as a report.

After a while, the members of the investigation team came.

The other person was a tall, thirty-year-old white man named Martin, dressed casually, and he also had a dog at home.

"May I ask where Sophie from your group is?"

After telling him about the case, Zhang San was curious to know where the newcomers from the previous investigation team had gone.

"She was promoted, went to another city to be a captain, and I heard that she did a good job."

Martin was a little envious that a rookie in an investigation team was sent to another big city as a captain before he did a few things.

With the departure of the investigation team, Zhang San was finally able to leave the police station to rest for half a day.

Seeing that Barbara was chatting happily with Peggy, Zhang San didn't call her, and ran to the bar alone.

"The same old way."

The bartender nodded and got him a glass of lemon soda with multiple ice cubes.

Drinking steaming iced lemonade and looking at the table where there were few people around, Zhang San took out his mobile phone and sat in the bar and swiped the news.

(I'll kill you, keyboard man!) ）

A video of an interview with Harley Quinn was seen by him.

Hallie, who was crying and wearing all the makeup, was expressing her love for the Joker to the host next to her, and she cried that it was as if the sky had fallen after losing the Clown.

Life has no sense of expectation, and life is getting worse and worse day by day.

At the end of the video, Harley Quinn challenges the keyboard man and reports her phone number.

(Don't be a coward like Cyborg, I'm waiting for your phone, keyboard.) ）

"Hehe..."

Zhang San thought it was quite fun after reading it, Harley Quinn soaked herself in the chemical pool, right?

If you are dumped, you have to die and live, what is wrong.

After reading the comments at the bottom of the interview video, most people are still relatively sober.

(It's disgusting!) What do I see? It's sick love! ）

(Why would anyone like a madman?) Or a madman who kills anyone? ）

(Shouldn't she be in jail now?) Who let her out!? ）

(Keyboard man!) Send her to the clown!! ）

(Yes!) Send her to the clown! ）

Looking at the IP address marked as Gotham City, Zhang San drank the lemonade in the cup and gave the money and walked out of the bar.

Harley Quinn dared to use a steel bone metaphor for him, and that's good.

Since she wants to play, let's have fun.

Back at home, Zhang San changed his clothes and put on a mask and drove the spaceship directly to Gotham City.

In a modest rental house in Gotham City.

Buzz –

Harley, who was sleeping, half-squinted, fumbled and took her phone from the bedside table and looked at it.

Finding out that it was an unfamiliar number, she hung up on it and thought it was a harassing call, then got up and walked to the refrigerator.

I'm a little thirsty after sleeping too long.

Buzz –

The phone on the cabinet vibrated again, and Hallie took a sip of water, looking at the familiar number on the phone and connecting the call:

"I'll kill you if you call me again!"

With that, she hung it up again.

Buzz –

"Why did you make a grave for the Joker? Isn't he just a little bit of ash left? ”

The other party called for the third time, and the words he said made Harley lose her composure instantly:

"If you dare to touch his tombstone, I will kill you! It doesn't matter who you are!! ”

"Don't worry, Miss Hallie. I just want to build a toilet in this pit, it's as simple as that. ”

Hearing the sound of stones colliding in the background of the other party, Harley angrily grabbed her own things and hurried out the door.

Ivy, who had been paying attention to Harley, saw her friend's angry look through the crack in the door, and she quickly followed when she realized that the matter was serious.

At Gotham Cemetery, an angry Harley runs in the direction of burying her lover with a backpack and a baseball bat.

She's going to kill him before he finishes destroying the grave!

It doesn't matter who it is!

Under a few trees in the cemetery, Hallie, who ran over with a baseball bat, suddenly collapsed.

She looked at the hollowed-out holes and broken tombstones in front of her, and suddenly sat on the ground and cried.

Just when she was saddened by her incompetence, her eyes suddenly went dark, and the person fainted.