When he returned home after a day's work, Zhang San went to the refrigerator and took out a can of soda and said to a few people in the living room with a smile:

"Guess what happened to me today."

Chris who turned his head to look at him opened his mouth and asked, "The first thing Superman woke up was to let others look at his little Superman?" ”

Well?

How did this guy know what was going on in the hospital when he wasn't there, did he have superpowers?

"I guessed right?!" Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, the corners of Chris's mouth rose.

Superheroes are really like this, and netizens are right.

"Leonard knows, he was shot today."

Zhang San chose to skip the previous topic, he didn't want to discuss the matter of Superman at all.

Especially the one from Hal at the time (wow, it looks in great spirits. It's outrageous.

"That fat man who lives in a big house and doesn't usually see people?"

Chris has the impression that the other party doesn't like to go out and doesn't socialize much, but he is very friendly to others.

"The one that appears in the supermarket every Sunday? He also gave me a disc of Team Starship. ”

The bespectacled vigilante also remembered that Leonard had come to play board games with people once or twice before.

Nodding, Zhang San told what happened today:

Leonard, who doesn't go out much, met an online friend a few months ago, and they often play games together and talk about everyday life.

Just a few days ago, that netizen suddenly said that he wanted to come over to play with Leonard, so Leonard, who doesn't usually refuse people, told the other party his address.

At first, when the other party came to his house, they were normal and polite, and they played games for a long time.

But the next morning, Leonard, who had just woken up and went to the bathroom, was forced by his own netizens to ask for the keys to the safe and the password to the bank card.

He turned and ran in fear, and was shot directly in the back.

Luckily, Leonard's fat body protected him, and although he bled a lot, it was not a big deal, and he was able to speak a few hours after he was sent to the hospital.

On the contrary, it was the netizen who jumped out of the second floor with a gun in his hand, and Emir and several other police officers fired more than 30 shots at him.

Despite the emergency rescue given to him by the police officers who were present, Leonard's netizens were pronounced dead on the spot by the emergency personnel who rushed to him.

"I can't let netizens know where I live, what are you watching me do?"

Finding that Zhang San and the few people next to him were staring at him, Chris hurriedly said that his relationship with netizens was like that of Superman and the dead General Zod.

The two sides are a little familiar, but they will never meet.

"You'd better be like this, I don't want to see a female netizen at gunpoint and ask for your bank card password one day."

The most unreassuring thing in the family is this bodybuilder who has just been released from prison, and Zhang Santing is worried that he will be cheated out of money by the 'customer service staff' with a third accent.

At night, Zhang San, who put on a hood and turned into a keyboard man, left the small town of Evergreen in a spaceship.

After finding a random place outside, he logged in to his social platform account and picked a patient from the latest news.

In an estate in Canada

Before the spaceship landed, Zhang San saw his patient and his family members and a group of security guards in suits already standing outside.

"Keyboard doctor, I didn't expect you to reply to my message so quickly."

The middle-aged man walking with a cane excitedly stepped forward and stretched out his hand to shake Zhang San, he had lost his right leg for almost ten years, and today he finally waited for a miracle.

Glancing at this buddy's young and beautiful wife and his daughter who was looking at him curiously, Zhang San patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Don't worry, my magic is the light of miracles." ”

The middle-aged man who nodded violently did not have any doubts, those superheroes in the Justice League were cured by the keyboard man in front of him, and he must be fine as an ordinary person.

In the luxuriously decorated bedroom, Zhang San kindly reminded the patient of some precautions before releasing the magic.

For example, during the treatment, he will feel pain and itching, which is normal.

However, in order to prevent him from resisting the buckle, the patient's hands were temporarily tied together with duct tape.

"Isn't your daughter leaving?"

Dr. Zhang saw that the child was still standing next to her mother, so he asked.

"No, she wants to see your magic too."

Since the patients don't care, then he has nothing to say.

The yellow light fell on the middle-aged man, and when his mouth was plugged by a hand towel, he immediately felt a pain and itch that drilled his bones.

The big and small ones standing on the side widened their eyes in shock, staring at his slowly extending legs and opening their mouths in disbelief.

It's like a conjure out of thin air, and the newly grown right leg is exactly the same as the left leg!

What a miracle happened.

"I can go! I can still run and jump! Hahaha"

The middle-aged man who finished the treatment happily ran and jumped in the room, and patted his newly grown leg to feel the feeling he hadn't had in more than ten years.

"The money is on this account."

"Thank you so much! Thank you so much! ”

"Enjoy your normal life."

Putting away a large pile of gifts from the other party, Zhang San got on the spaceship and left under their watch.

He had to make many trips before twelve o'clock, and there were many other rich people in the same situation as the patient just now.

When the time came to nine o'clock in the evening, Zhang San, who went home early, first went to take a shower, and then lay on the bed and threw the dried funny ornament on the pillow.

The effect of funny energy healing is really great, but it is not very useful.

Just after ten people finished treatment, it looked like it was in tears, indicating that it couldn't spit out energy.

Seeing the large sum of money that the Spider Queen had sent him, Zhang San decided to intensify the funny first, this thing is his current money printing machine.

Although the current funny can absorb the sunlight emitted by itself for an extra night, the efficiency is too low.

Perhaps he's treated multiple superheroes with comics before, resulting in excessive energy consumption.

People have different physiques, and people like Grass Squid and Wonder Woman will definitely consume more than ordinary people.

I'm Sunshine Crazy Edition (Type C)

Eating strange things and becoming a little sun is the most despised by others, so it will work harder than others at night, absorbing sunlight twice as efficiently.

Three tens of billions.

Spend 30 billion to increase the efficiency of sunlight absorption by two times

He remembered that there seemed to be an option to increase the efficiency when he first strengthened it, but it was a funny trick on the younger brother, so the absorption speed became faster.

(End of chapter)