185. Update Batman's ranking

On the small spaceship that flew to Earth, the Spider Queen sat next to Zhang San and asked him how he was going to explain this to the two big fools at home.

"Batman has a butler who will help him with everything, and I have one."

Judging from the villain who has been killed by himself and the rest, it is very likely that he was attacked by the toy man.

Sometimes the things made by the other party are completely different from the effect that the dwarf wants, and the kryptonite energy cannon made by the toy man in the animation does not kill Superman, but teleports Superman to a future timeline.

Zhang San thinks that his experience is very similar to Superman in the animation, except that he is transported to another parallel world.

There's no next time, and when he goes back this time, he's going to catch and kill the dead guy playing with toys in a wave!

And blow up the opponent's head with a shotgun!

The small town of Evergreen.

Two men in shorts were leaning against the villa's pool and enjoying their afternoon's leisure time, and while they were drinking and chatting about the latest hot news, there was a strange movement in the backyard.

"Could it be him?"

"No, it won't"

"How could it not, it must be him!"

With an excited expression, Chris put down the cold beer and propped it up with his hand, and ran directly out of the pool and into the backyard.

The only one who can make this kind of noise in the backyard is the good buddy who has been away from home for a few days, and their good brother is back!

However, in front of Chris and the vigilante is Eagle Hawk, who has a freshly fallen possum at his feet.

Spotting Chris watching him, Eagle Hawk barks at him and gives up the opossum in his talons to his best friend.

“.”

The two looked at each other very speechlessly, then turned around and prepared to go back to drink and brag.

"Two silly hats."

???

Chris and the vigilantes, who had barely taken two steps, turned their heads sharply when they heard the sound, and several white objects suddenly smashed on their chests, blocking the black rice.

“FK! You're really back!! Seeing the familiar man appear, Chris rushed forward and gave him a bear hug.

The Spider Queen, who almost didn't stand still and fell to the ground, hurriedly shot a spider silk at the house, and then grabbed the spider silk like Spider-Man in the comics and left Zhang San's shoulder.

Looking back at the three brothers hugging each other, she shook her head and said, "It should be the three stupid hats." ”

[The Hero's Departure.] ]

[We lost the best superhero]

[Adam, a superhero from Kandak, has executed the killer to avenge his friend!] ]

[The Justice League is searching for the other two conspirators, and Superman says he will arrest the real culprit who plotted it.] ]

It's better in this online world, in the world of Keaton Batman, things on the Internet are just like the ordinary world, and they are all day long.

Putting down his mobile phone, Zhang San, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, asked loudly in the direction of the kitchen: "Kara, have you called Director Daniel to say that I need to ask for leave for something these days?" ”

"Yes, sir."

is worthy of being an excellent housekeeper Kara, she perfectly did all the things that Zhang San explained at the beginning.

"Tell me, did you come back from hell?"

Chris, who got dressed and pants and went downstairs, couldn't wait to hear the legend of his brothers, and if he could be killed by a toy man and still appear alive, he must have killed the whole hell.

"No, I'm coming back from another parallel world."

"Just like last time?" The vigilante still remembers that Zhang San was also taken to a parallel world before, and said that the Flash who took him there was a stupid thing.

Nodding, Zhang San replayed the situation with a light ring: "Only one retired Batman in this parallel world is a superhero."

Looking at the scenes constructed by the yellow-green energy, Chris next to him was stunned for a moment, then pointed to it and said with certainty:

"It's definitely impossible for this to be Batman, that Puxi won't kill people."

"That's right, that 'Batman' will use his Batcar and Batfighter to kill people 'accidentally', and all those who die in the course of his pursuit of targets are 'accidental' deaths."

The vigilante who raised his two hands and manually put quotation marks in quotation marks smiled and added details to Chris's words, basically anyone who knows about it knows that Batman 'doesn't kill'.

"Then you are wrong, the Batman in this world not only kills people, but also kills people with a smile."

The picture formed by the condensation of energy showed the two buddies who only knew that Batman did not kill people to show Batman who would laugh and kill, and in the end, Batman also said that he had retired.

The simple reason is that Gotham City has become one of the safest cities in the world.

"Are you sure you're going to a parallel world, not a dream built by some child under the age of three?"

Chris, who poured two sips of cold beer, couldn't quite believe it was true, Batman kills people plus Gotham City makes one of the safest cities?

Shit!

Five-year-olds born in Gotham City don't dream like this, they only dream of being an astronaut or a superhero like Superman.

"I think it's easier to believe the story of coming out of hell, why don't you change it to this?"

Zhang San said that even the vigilantes didn't believe the story of the parallel world, and it should be said that no one would believe it, so he suggested that the good brothers replace the story they made up with something like killing hell that makes people very powerful when they hear it.

"Would you rather believe that I can get through hell alone in a few days than believe that Batman in a parallel world can kill people?"

Seeing that the two people in the living room nodded at the same time, Zhang San took out a trophy from the rotten Bruce.

A small black bag the size of a palm, untying the tied rope will make a weird laugh hey, hey, hey, hey, hahaha.

"It's the Joker's thing, and Batman killed him at the time and brought it back to the manor to become a collectible."

Zhang San threw it to Chris, which proves that what happened in the parallel world was not made up by him.

(hey, hey, hey, hahaha)

As soon as Chris opened the little black bag, a strange voice came from inside, and the vigilante next to him pointed to the thing and said, "It's definitely a clown thing." ”

I'm afraid no one will make this kind of prop that will make a joke except for the clown.

Only the neuropaths love this kind of thing.

So what Zhang San said is true, Batman in the parallel world not only kills people, but also kills Gotham City into one of the safest cities in the world.

“FK! Then he must be the most powerful superhero, the kind that is more powerful than the superhuman baby who cries and screams for his mother! ”

In Chris's case, his ranking of superheroes is at the top of the list of murderers, and he doesn't kill people and thinks about sending people to prison all day long.

(End of chapter)