[Today is another day of waiting for an administrative vacation.] 】

How long has it been, Zhang San has never had a few days in a row like this month, and he has to take a vacation!

After packing up their gear and getting into a police car with their partner, the two set out to work hard to make the town a better place.

"Johnny, you're not taking time off today?"

Finding that yesterday's dead buddy was still going to work, Zhang San parked the car on the side of the street, opened the door and walked over.

"Because I'm going to pay the rent soon"

Although he was rescued in a funny and timely manner yesterday, Johnny's face still looked a little bad at this time.

He must have been lying on the floor for a long time, and now there are still some faint marks on half of his face.

If it weren't for Zhang San leaving a message for him before leaving, it is estimated that this brother who was so bold as to explode would not have known that he was almost killed by the demon yesterday.

"Tell us about the next time you want to do something big, okay?"

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to help you find evidence of the existence of the evil spirit, but I didn't expect it to be directly attached to me"

"It's okay, you scared us to death yesterday and suddenly appeared at the victim's house with a baseball bat"

Barbara patted him on the shoulder, if it weren't for Zhang San's body stick, then the sneak attack would be really finished if it was replaced by someone else.

In the case of the exorcist, if he was attacked and knocked on the head with a stick, the death toll would have to be added by another.

"Do you know who we found yesterday to exorcise the demons? If you don't go alone, you'll see John. Constantine. ”

In order to make this brother who did bad things with good intentions remember this lesson, he said the name of the exorcist yesterday.

Unexpectedly, Johnny's reaction was not so excited, but looked at them with an expression that wanted to say something but was worried about something.

"He said yesterday that he wanted to teach you real magic, not the occult money-scams."

"He's a liar, and John Constantine is a notoriously liar! Everyone knows his name! ”

Speaking of this person, Johnny is the same as those who buy genuine objects but get their hands on pirated copies.

There is a feeling of victimhood.

"Have you been deceived?"

"Of course! I spent 2,000 yuan to buy a cross baptized with holy water, and it turned out that he sold me a fake! ”

In the field of the occult, John . The name Konstantin stands for liar.

Basically, as long as you are a novice who is just getting started with the occult, you will be deceived by Konstantin, who seems to be very powerful.

Johnny was one of them, losing a few thousand dollars to buy only a few dozen ornaments in a store.

"It's definitely not a good person to recommend him to you, I heard that this liar likes to trick people in addition to deceiving people, so he has no friends."

Indeed, I do like to pit people.

I didn't do anything but get 100,000 yuan, and I even wanted to be friends with Zhang San.

He agreed with Johnny's words very much, and also agreed with the brother's previous sentence.

Harcourt has been with Amanda Waller for so long, and this woman is ruthless for sure.

When Chris and her went to snipe the senator's family in the Butterfly Project, Chris was urged by her because of some things that could not be done.

However, she sent Konstantin's phone call because she didn't know the trickster's methods, only that he was very good at exorcism.

"But he really killed the evil spirit in me?"

Officer Zhang's message to Johnny didn't say anything about exorcism, only about the fact that he was possessed by this unlucky guy, so when he learned that it was Konstantin who came to exorcise the demon yesterday, he naturally thought that he helped solve it.

"It's Doctor Fate."

can't say it's himself, but Zhang San doesn't want to give credit to the thing that takes money for nothing, so Dr. Fate, who only came over and said a few words, became the person with the most credit.

"Doctor Fate?! Damn, I actually missed a meeting with a legend."

Johnny, who was very regretful, covered his head with his hands and felt that he had messed up a lot of things, first by himself to find evidence that he was possessed by demons, and then lost the opportunity to meet Doctor Fate.

He's stupid!

"Wait, did Dr. Fate say anything about my magical credentials?"

？？？

After thinking about it, Zhang San still didn't hit him: "Anyway, he said that you are a little genius of magic, and you can learn magic with those rubbish occult books, and you are better than many people." ”

"He's right, those occult books are real rubbish, and sometimes I feel like some of the spells in them are wrong."

？？？

Co-authored Doctor Fate said that occult garbage is fine, and Konstantin said that occult cheats money and was scolded.

What a fan filter!

"I remember when he left, you asked you to buy less of that garbage, and if you want to learn magic, ask the keyboard man, it has the most powerful magic."

"Really?" Johnny was a little skeptical, although the healing magic of the keyboard man was indeed powerful, but the name Doctor Fate had been heard since he was a child.

The Justice Society appeared much earlier than the Justice League, and as the patriarch of it, Doctor Fate is a master of magic!

There should be no one on earth who can play magic better than him.

"Yes, you'll listen to me anyway, if you don't believe me, just go and ask Doctor Fate."

It's normal to pull some fans for yourself, not to mention that Zhang San is really ready to teach this person magic.

There were no magic books, no magic experience, and nothing did prevent him from teaching Johnny magic.

All he had to do was put on the mask of the keyboard warrior and run around the Justice Society's base and have everything.

In case you encounter Hawkman's fighter plane, which is made of N metal in all materials

Brother, get it for free if you send it to your door.

Saying goodbye to Johnny, who is working hard to make money, the two drive to the most dangerous black neighborhood.

The ball that the little black man was playing with fell to the ground, and the fat men with the gold necklace hanging from the crotch of the West Coast style pants on their thighs also stopped the rapping movements in their hands and looked over.

When passing by the black man who was sitting in front of the door and was suspected of being a junkie, Officer Zhang also paid special attention to whether there was anything extra on the other party's waist.

"You're so scary, the dog doesn't bark when he sees your police car"

Barbara spotted a pitbull in the yard that was still barking on the lawn, and turned very quietly back to her kennel when the police car came by.

"I've beaten disobedient dogs to death a lot, and the longest-lived animal in this community is probably Superman."

"You mean only Superman survives?"

"No, there is a parrot called Superman, and it speaks all kinds of dirty words and is very discerning."

Glancing at both sides, Officer Zhang pointed to one of the second-story houses with a dog and a madman barred from entering the lawn and said, "This one, that parrot will sing Akon's Right Now." ”

“nanananana？”

"Well, that's it."

"It's really fake," Barbara looked at the house he was pointing to with a sense of magic.

(End of chapter)