"Isn't that funny? Is my charisma so bad in your eyes? ”

Officer Zhang turned his head to look at his colleagues around him, and a group of old buddies who knew him well did not dare to make eye contact with him, and lowered their heads to see if there was any money to pick up on the ground.

"Director, you too"

"Needless to say, I trust you."

Before he could finish his sentence, Chief Daniel turned to his officer with a side face and said he was willing to believe him.

"Give me some time, and let the SWAT over there not rush over there, unless they want to go to heaven sooner."

"May God bless you, Zhang San." Captain Mark drew a cross in front of him.

Officer Zhang, who had just opened the car door and was about to sit in, looked at the brother strangely and asked, "When did you start believing in this thing?" Isn't it said that only guns are your faith? ”

"At some point, maybe a miracle from God will be able to help you."

“.”

He could tell that Mark was talking nonsense.

"Be careful, I don't want to lose an ace officer, a good boy like you is basically extinct now."

Director Daniel is straightforward and doesn't shit like Captain Mark.

"I don't want to lose a good partner." Barbara had lost a smile on her face at this time, and it seemed that she was serious.

Boom.

Lowering the window, Officer Zhang started the vehicle, stretched out a hand to greet his colleagues, and then drove alone towards the end of the road.

The police officers left behind on the highway looked at the police cars in the distance with some concern.

After about a minute, Director Daniel, who was waiting in place, told him good news.

(Neither SWAT nor helicopter will pass, you have an hour.) ）

An hour should have been enough for him to convince the madwoman and persuade her to go back.

Eight minutes later, he saw a small red car driving in front of him, and a large number of vines wrapped around the inside and outside of the car.

Chirping.

Zhang San turned on the steering wheel and parked the car sideways in the middle of the road, then unbuckled his seat belt and stood in front of the police car.

But I don't know if the driver of the car on the opposite side didn't see him or something, the red car didn't slow down, but accelerated and rushed towards him.

!

Bang Bang Bang!

Pulling out his pistol, Zhang San decisively shot at its front tire in an attempt to make the other party stop.

But at this time, the vines wrapped around the car suddenly began to move, and they blocked all the bullets that were fired.

Grass!

Boom!!!

The red car slammed into the side of the police car, and both cars were instantly deformed.

The man who had already run to the side raised his pistol and stepped back, his eyes wary as he watched the smoking car with airbags popping out.

Syllable! Smack! Bang bang bang!

The vines that stretched out towards him on the side of the road were forced back by bullets, but the ones that came from the cart forcibly tied him up with bullets.

"Asian, tall, mighty."

hehe

A red-haired Ivy stepped out of the car, surrounded by moving vines.

Today the woman wears white short-sleeved trousers with a black keyboard that has been torn.

"Poison ivy, didn't you say that you turned yourself in today? Why did you make such a big move? ”

Although Zhang San was hanging upside down on the road by a plant at this time, he still didn't feel that he was a disadvantage.

The man has already started to use the skills of a certain Flash!

"Officer Zhang, right?"

"Is there any Asian who is stronger and has better marksmanship than me? In this remote place where birds don't poop. That's right, I'm ace police officer Zhang San! ”

"You talk funny, no wonder the keyboard becomes your friend."

Ivy smiled and approached him, looking at the small-town cop who had killed so many people in Gotham and still managed to get away from the penguins.

Moving his body, Zhang San looked at her upside-down face and suggested:

"Can you put me right first, if you look at it like this, you're not so pretty in my eyes, unless you want to learn a scene from Spider-Man."

"It's not impossible, but Officer Zhang, are you sure you can accept my kiss?"

Her face gradually approached, and then the moment Zhang San turned his head, she put the person down.

Thump.

"Hmph, none of the men are honest, they just say it nicely."

Stepping on the officer's body, Ivy clasped her hands and asked him, "Tell me where the keyboard lives." ”

"I'm not familiar with it!"

"Do you think I look like a three-year-old? Say it or not! ”

The woman increased the force of the tie-up a little, but it was exactly like tickling for Officer Zhang, who could blow a car with one punch.

"If you're trying to use me to find the keyboard man's location, don't think about it, because I don't know either."

The man who pretended to be uncomfortable began to have a hard time talking.

A few vines picked him up from the ground, and Ivy looked at the very determined eyes, so she changed her tone to a gentle tone and said to the man in front of her:

"Officer, I'm just trying to find my missing boyfriend."

"If you're looking for a boyfriend, you should ask the private investigators, they're very experienced with this kind of thing."

"But my baby only has one friend, you, who retweeted your ace police officer series of comics, and said that you and it are good brothers."

Closing his eyes, Officer Zhang shook his head and retorted loudly, "Fuck your friend!" If the keyboard is really my friend, you can still tie me up now!? ”

"Because it's scared! It's scared to meet me!! ”

Realizing that what she said was inconsistent with the previous persona, Ivy quickly changed her tone and added softly: "We've been in a mood lately, it's about the baby." ”

？？？

This is crazy!

Let's not mention that the two haven't rolled together yet, so they have a keyboard with hands and feet, and a plant can have a baby?!

God the fuck can't make something amazing from these two different species!

Could there still be a mechanical keyboard wrapped in vines?!

"Don't get me wrong, I mean adopt a child."

Finding that the police officer in front of him opened his mouth wide and looked shocked, Ivy embarrassedly patched up what she said.

After a while, Zhang San came to his senses from her words, the lies made up by this woman were really terrible.

"You two. People things aside, I really don't know where the keyboard lives. ”

"Do you not know, or don't you want to say? Officer, you don't think I'm good-tempered, do you? ”

Call.

Raising her hand, Ivy blew into his face.

This familiar operation

Zhang San saw it in a Batman movie where the governor was a frozen man, it seemed to be hypnosis!

"Now, tell me everything you know about keyboards." There was a smug smile on Ivy's face, as she would soon know the secret of the keyboard.

"It has a keyboard credit card"

(End of chapter)