267. There's something in the woods

Happy times are always short-lived, and the happiness brought by krypton gold is just approaching its peak when it suddenly stops as if it was cut.

Power: Blow up half the fucking earth with one punch! Can swim in the sea for decades, the resilience can be called a horror movie undead monster.

Agility: Normal person

Intelligence: Normal people

Compared to the first power, the other two are a bit hilarious.

With his current attack power, he can blow up half the earth with one punch, and he can ignore all earth weapons 100%.

As for poisoning and radiation.

The recovery power is here, and even if you can't resist, you can cut off the damaged part and grow a new one.

took out a plastic bag, and Zhang San put it directly on his head.

Five minutes passed, and the man, who didn't feel any discomfort, continued to wait.

I don't know how long it took, Kara woke up Zhang San, who was already asleep on the sofa, and the plastic bag on his head was still there.

"Huh? Got a late-night snack? Oh. ”

Today's supper Kara prepared for him was a cumin-flavored roast chicken with seagull fried fries and a can of iced soda.

"Were you playing with something new?"

When Chris and the two came back, they found Mr. Plastic Bag asleep on the sofa, but fortunately his hand was not placed in a dazzling position.

"I'm just testing if I'm going to suffocate." Zhang San didn't expect that he would fall asleep.

"It's good that you didn't turn on the lights, otherwise we'd all have to walk around you at night, 'brother.'"

The vigilante picked up a piece of roast chicken and put it in his mouth, his face full of smiles.

"It's a pity that you can't go to another world with me, it's full of superhumans, and some women have great bodies and are beautiful."

When he said this, the movements of the two people next to him stopped, and they put down their knives and forks and curiously wanted to know more details about the beautiful woman.

Until three o'clock in the morning, the three men returned to their rooms from the living room and went to sleep.

"Good morning, looks like you're ready for today's patrol."

Barbara, who opened the office door and walked in, had an extra cross necklace around her neck, not the one given by the Mexican priest, but a new one.

"You're not going to tell me that you haven't been in a situation where you've been shooting during my time off, are you?"

"I'm sorry Officer Zhang, maybe my personal charm is greater than yours, and most people are willing to listen to me and honestly raise their hands."

The woman laughed, thinking that she would be praised by the ace officer, but it turned out to be a sentence of whether there was a mistake or not.

If there is no fool who has not rebelled against the police officer for a few days, it means that he may have to leave work at the normal time today.

Unless he has his own brain-dead aura, he can make the nearby suspects lose their minds and turn into wild monkeys.

"You didn't go to the black community?"

Seeing that she didn't speak, Zhang San also smiled, what kind of ability is it to arrest people on the street without going to the black community.

A few minutes later, Officer Zhang, who had taken her with her into the black neighborhood, began to look for today's suspect.

Midday.

The police car stopped at the gate of Wayne Science Park, and Zhang San, who was holding a book in his hand, said seriously to Johnny, who was wearing a helmet and body armor in front of him:

"I asked the keyboard to help you get a magic book, you follow the above learning, don't buy those expensive fakes."

"Those aren't fakes, I've learned how to feel magic."

Johnny, who accepted the book, wanted to refute it, but the truth was that he spent a lot of money on fakes.

Especially the last time he almost gave himself away, he sobered up a lot, and some of the methods that he thought he could exorcise were useless at that time.

It's a good thing he didn't learn from the buddy in "The Mummy", and took a bunch of necklaces and said to the devil that I want to surrender to you.

The language was so hard to learn that Johnny only memorized one Egyptian phrase.

Bidding farewell to Johnny, a death-minded occult patient, Barbara returns to the police car to wonder if the magic book he gave someone else is really useful.

"Exorcism comes at a price, and there was a man who threw a little girl into hell by a powerful demon because of this, and he could only watch and do nothing."

In the words of the first two people, Officer Zhang told the woman next to him about the dangers of exorcism.

And persuaded her not to think about anything to do with magic, all kinds of supernatural events and demons can make people crazy.

"And you'll give him back the magic book?"

"It's all some low-cost exorcism, and Johnny doesn't care about paying a little money to be a magic stick anyway."

And a occult patient to say the price?

It can only be said that Barbara has seen less in the end, and people with this hobby can even play themselves to death, and pure curiosity kills themselves.

At the M fast-food restaurant, the police officer, who was enjoying a delicious little burger, noticed something that the person behind him was chatting about.

"Hank, I'm serious, there's definitely something wrong in that woods."

"Maybe it's the raccoon that smelled your urine and came over to bite your little brother, they have started rummaging through my trash can recently, and they are about to go to my house to grab bread directly."

"I know what kind of movement a raccoon makes, it's definitely not a raccoon, it's a very big thing!"

"You want to say there's a bear in the woods? That's even more impossible, because the biggest wild animal in our bird country is the raccoon. ”

"What if it's a demon, do you remember the Terry family, I have a good buddy who told me a little bit about them"

Without giving the man time to continue, Officer Zhang got up and came to the table behind him, looked at the middle-aged man who said that there was a problem in the forest, and asked, "Where is the forest you are talking about?" ”

"It's near the creek where we often go fishing, a few dozen meters to the west."

Another man answered the question for his companion, but the middle-aged man added:

"Officer Zhang, you have to be careful. I've watched some of the cops in horror movies. There's definitely something in that forest anyway, so it's best to bring some guys over during the day. ”

Good guys, this brother's reminder really pokes straight into the hearts of those idiot cops in the movie, and in horror movies, they often go alone and don't shoot at night and other elements directly send people to their heads.

"Thanks, I'll call the other officers to check on you. You don't have to be so nervous, you can trust us at Evergreen. ”

Zhang San naturally wouldn't give away the head as simply as in the movie, taking advantage of the big sun, after eating, he was going to bring Barbara and a rifle to search.

If all goes well, he should be able to see a herd of frightened raccoons in the woods or be filming a video of survival in the wild.

After a while, the two officers who got out of the police car changed into their equipment.

Officer Zhang, who walked in front, had a rifle hanging on his body and held a pistol, while Barbara, who followed behind, brought a troll. (End of chapter)