Chapter Ninety-Six: Perverted Oath

Zhou Qi had the impression that this one had QQ, took out his mobile phone, checked it, and called Sherry.

"Sherry is you, too?" Zhou Qi is incredible.

"No, Sherry is polite. If you don't believe it, you shout Binbin now and come out for dinner. She shouldn't have deleted you yet. ”

Zhou Qi really took it out and sent a message to this Q friend who hadn't been in touch for seven or eight years: Binbin, come out for dinner, I'll please.

After a while, Sherry replied: Okay, where to eat?

It's true?

"No, I talked to her at the time, her name is Ou Ran. It's not called Binbin. Zhou Qi looked at the note that said Ou Ran.

"Binbin, that's her nickname. Ou Ran is a daimyō. Ah Shi continued, "What did the local tyrant girl give you?" Isn't it several refining cards and a superb baby? ”

"You know all about it?"

"I'm vomiting blood, it's a month's salary." Ah Shi made a look of vomiting blood, "Who knew that you would be stolen in two days and stop playing?" ”

"You didn't do it, did you?"

"Not really." Ah Shi said faintly, "Who knew that you wouldn't play after you were stolen, and I just filled up another month's salary." It still hasn't worked. ”

"How can you play with a stolen number, you don't have anything on you."

"You are a female swordsman of level one hundred and twenty-nine, if you don't play, you won't play." Ah Shi sat up suddenly, "By the way, why do you play the female number?" Do you want to use a female number to trick a man to take you to play or borrow a female number to facilitate pickling girls? ”

"No, the female number is a little more pleasing to the eye. It's just a visual effect, isn't it fun to watch her ass twist and twist? As he spoke, his ears ached.

"As soon as the little ass of the computer paper girl twisted, you got dizzy? Don't you see that in reality, two women are staring at your ass all the time? Didn't my ass look as good as the paper swordswoman's ass back then? ”

"I really haven't looked up at you, let alone your ass, aren't you all sitting?"

"I want to kill you. Don't remember? Every day, does a little girl run over to turn off the air conditioner and turn it on again at one o'clock in the morning? ”

"Yes, but I don't even remember it, that is, I may have seen it with my eyes, but my eyes didn't tell my brain. Can you understand that state? ”

"Also, did you have two more hundred and one note a day in your empty room?"

"Two hundred more, I've seen it and used it. But I really didn't see a note, really. ”

"Was it blown away by the wind?" Ah Shi muttered to herself, "Even if there is no note, do you really think that the two hundred yuan was blown by the wind?" ”

"You know what? At that time, I used the money when I saw it, and I didn't think about these problems at all. Zhou Qi said, "In fact, in the end, I miss the two hundred yuan that suddenly appeared, and I hope that a beautiful woman with money suddenly knocks on my door, as soon as I open it, she stands in front of me, and I soar with her money." Although I daydreamed and thought it was good, I didn't think about why I was so down. ”

"Hahaha. I want to cry. Ah Shi was a little sad, "You know what? Several times I saw you go back to sleep, and I walked to your door, and I wanted to knock on the door, even if you forgot about Guangwai, even if you got to know you. Stood in front of your house several times. ”

"No wonder, I daydream like that, albeit at night. Blame me, if at that time, the dream was more real, open it and take a look, then you would be able to see you at that time, but unfortunately, I was in the abyss of my soul at that time. ”

"By the way, later, you didn't pay the rent, and then suddenly you ran away, where did you go?" Ah Shi said.

"I didn't go anywhere, I went to Zhuhai to find a fellow countryman, worked as a temporary worker in his store for three days, borrowed 200 yuan, and wanted to go back to my hometown or go to Shenzhen. It's a pity that after arriving at Liuhua Station, I wanted to play the game again, and I played the game in the Internet café for a few days. ”

"Huh? It's true? Binbin said that if you don't go online, she won't play. ”

"I think I've been playing in the Internet café for three or four days. When I fell asleep, my phone was stolen, my money was stolen, only my ID card was left, and my luggage was stolen, can you imagine? Only a suit of clothes and an ID card remained, alone on the streets of Guangzhou. ”

"What's strange, if it weren't for me and Binbin watching you while you were asleep in our Internet café, your phone would have been stolen a long time ago. Who can help you see other Internet cafes? Ah Shi looked disdainful, "What about later?" ”

"Really? Alas. Zhou Qi continued, "Later, there was no way, there was no mobile phone, and I didn't know the number." Who can I ask for help? I only know that there is a fellow in Panyu City Bridge who opened a shop. Do you know? How long does it take to travel from Liwan Xiwan Road to Panyu Bridge, without eating, just after an all-nighter? Zhou Qi had palpitations on his face, "I walked for a day and a night." I didn't eat for a whole day and two nights, I was walking, I found the shophouse of my fellow countryman by impression, I couldn't say that I knew him in Guangzhou, I was stupid at the time, I went directly to the school to find a teacher, and the teacher would definitely help, there was no such option at that time. ”

"The villager's shop has moved out. I searched around there for a day and didn't find it, you want to fall more, I haven't eaten for two days, two days and three nights, and finally I was deceived into a pyramid scheme, I ate for two days, I took the opportunity to run away, and I took a hundred yuan from that head. Zhou Qi said, and he had a feeling of palpitations.

"Is it that complicated?" Ah Shi's face was solemn.

Later, I went to Liuhua Station, got on the car in Shenzhen, and after being scolded in Shenzhen, I was ashamed, and I ran away again, and went to Zengcheng to help people pick lychees, plant trees, fertilize and spray medicines. After doing it for half a year, the boss ran away, went back to his hometown, slept in his hometown for a few days, and was arrested by my second uncle to be a salesman, and he didn't start working on projects until recently. ”

"Do you know why the boss in Zengcheng dared to accept you and let you work without even looking at your ID card?"

"It can't be you, right?"

"Yes, yes, it's my dad. Uncle Peng, don't you think Uncle Peng's name is familiar? ”

"There are Uncle Peng everywhere in Guangdong, what's so strange."

"Did you get into a fight with someone at a restaurant that day? Remember? It's just a couple of arguments. ”

"I don't remember these little things."

"The person who quarreled with you is Minzai, think about it again, do you have any impression?"

"I'm completely unimpressed, after eating, I quarreled with someone for a few words, but, just left, I'm going to Lychee Garden for an interview."

"So, Binbin said that you are really right, big brother, it was me that time, yes, it was this big beauty I personally went to pull the frame. Not impressed? ”

"I remember that a woman came and pulled him away, and when I remembered it, I wanted to beat him at the time, but I was pulled away by a woman. Really, I didn't pay attention to the women, I was not in the mood to see the women at that time, I just wanted to meet the boss quickly, arrange the dormitory quickly, and start work quickly. ”

"Then let me ask you, why did you want to work in a lychee orchard after graduating from a college student? Instead of going to which company to work for? ”

"This is embarrassing, the bus I was taking at that time was going to Guangyuan Station. When I arrived in the town of Zengcheng, I didn't know who shouted that Guangzhou had arrived, and I got off the bus as soon as my brain twitched. It's good to think about it. Instead of working as an office worker, try a different environment, and find a job nearby to eat. sneaked out, and there was no money on him. No, it wasn't Uncle Peng who interviewed me at that time, I definitely wasn't Uncle Peng, and I didn't meet Uncle Peng from beginning to end? ”

"That's for sure, didn't I tell you that something happened to our family? Uncle Peng got into a fight with someone and was detained for a long time before being released. My mother was afraid that people would harass us, so she asked us to live with my uncle for a while, and it was my second uncle who helped take care of the lychee garden, which was Brother Qiang's second brother, right? ”

"That's right, it's Brother Guo. Haha, it turns out that I have so much fate with you. ”

"Laugh at you big-headed ghost. Don't you have a story in Lychee Garden? You just went to the dormitory and said that the mat was not clean, that the quilt was dirty, that the floor was not clean. Who did it for you? ”

"Brother Guo's niece... Tie you again? Not such a coincidence, right? No one believes it? Zhou Qi sighed at the power of coincidence, "By the way, Brother Guo also said that the person who introduced my niece to me will not be you again, right?" ”

"Or else?" Ah Shi said, "At that time, I washed the quilt and mat, mopping the floor, and cleaning the windows. I'm so tired that you can't even see me. I said at that time, why don't I Lu Aishi pay attention to you Zhou Qi again, God bless me to be an old virgin at the age of thirty, if not, what if it is. Ashi smiled, "I told my second uncle that I didn't want to stay in the lychee orchard, and I went back to Guangzhou that night." ”

"Does that thirty-year-old virgin's vow have anything to do with you not being with me now? Yes? ”

"You bastard did it." Ah Shi pinched Zhou Qi again, and tears flowed from pain.

Zhou Qi said, "Really? ”

"Who told me to sneak a peek at you in the dormitory when I was leaving that day?"

"Peeking? I'm impressed. Did you kick over the kettle I put in the door that night, tear my clothes, and throw my socks in the gutter? ”

"Hahaha, yes. Do you finally remember? ”

"No wonder. That night, I heard a noise, got up, came out and saw the kettle falling, didn't think much about it, and woke up the next day to see that my clothes were torn and my socks were in the gutter, you know what I said? ”

"What did you say?"

"I was so angry. I scolded, which bastard. Oh. The words were interrupted, because it hurt to pinch my thighs, and he continued, "Which fairy tore off my clothes and threw my socks in the ditch, and in the future he will be made to kneel before me and call me Daddy, and all his sons will call me Daddy." ”

"I didn't expect it to be on you."

"Why do you swear by swearing, and ask people to call you Daddy? Is it so perverted? ”

"Boys are all like this, aren't everyone else like this? Haha, when are you going to call me Dad? "It's a little yellow, it's a little colored.

"Wait until the night of my thirtieth birthday."

"Why?"

"Have you forgotten my spell? Thirty old virgins. I didn't dare to find a boyfriend for years. You know? Bad apple. ”

"I was quick to say and swear wrong. I thought it was someone, I didn't think it was a woman, it should have been: he called me dad, and his son called me grandpa. It turned out to be a father. Hahaha, I didn't expect it to be a prophecy, it's right. ”

"Perverted oath." Her phone rang.

took it, it was polite, "Sister, the brainless man you had back then came to me and said please eat?" ”

"Bin Bin didn't even recognize you?"

"Maybe I'm getting pretty, right?"

"The brainless man is Zhou Qi, the person in your stadium. Silly girl. ”