354. Exorcism to the Master of Exorcism
In front of a hotel in Mexico City, a sports car that was about to drive over had to choose emergency brakes because of an alien spaceship that suddenly appeared in front of it.
While the woman in the driver and co-pilot of the sports car was shocked, she did not forget to greet the ship that had taken their place in a beautiful local dialect.
But when the two of them saw a keyboard with long hands and feet jumping out of the spaceship, their mouths that had been talking non-stop for the last second were instantly closed.
The doorman standing by the gate immediately reported the matter of the keyboard coming to the hotel manager, and a few seconds after Zhang San put away the spaceship and walked into the hotel, a man who spoke fluent English walked over with a smile on his face:
"It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Jose and I am the manager of the hotel. ”
"I'm here to find someone, can you do me a favor and take me to room 407?"
"No problem, please come with me."
José's smile was as bright as when he met God in his home.
Bite.
Coming out of the elevator, the hotel manager in front of him led him to the door of a room at the end of the hallway and reached out and knocked on the door.
However, it was a man who opened the door, not Zed, who called Zhang San to call him to help.
Seeing that the other party gave way to signal that he could go in, he walked into the room alone.
"Huh. I won't bother you. José smiled at the man who opened the door, then turned to leave.
"You're here."
Zede, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa and drawing, got up in surprise when she saw the keyboard, walked over and hugged it, and she also introduced the identity of the other person to the other party.
The man's name was Chas, and he was John's chauffeur and friend.
"How dare you be a British's driver. You must have some incredible talent or superpower, right? ”
Zhang San knew another driver named Chas, but that person was a friend of the black-haired Constantine, and he died early because his life was not hard enough.
The chass in front of him is tall and has a beard, and he is very stable at first glance.
"John is in a bad situation right now, if you don't hurry up and exorcise him, the demon will take possession of his body."
It's been a whole day since John Constantine volunteered to be possessed by the devil, and although he says he can hold out for days, Chass thinks he can't.
This old friend has always been overconfident, so if he can hold on for a few days, maybe two days will be about the same.
"Hmm need my help to get people out of jail, in a city full of gangsters and lunatics"
took out a small notebook and a pen, and Zhang San recorded the incident in the notebook.
There are already quite a few records on this page, including the cost of supper, the night allowance, the cost of gas, and the cost of mental consumption on long journeys.
There is also the cost of protecting the other two from being taken by drug dealers to cut their organs, but if they also know to find the most expensive hotel to live in, they should not have to worry about the two of them getting lost and being dragged away.
The red dot shown on the electronic map is a little far from the current location of the hotel, and it takes about ten minutes by taxi to the prison where the British live.
"Let's go, let's go and see how this inverted frieze who carelessly was shot in the ass is doing now."
At night, Mexico City is the capital of Mexico, so there are still a lot of tourists and vendors on the streets.
Zed and Chas, who were experiencing an alien spaceship for the first time, clutched the armrests of their chairs and looked down with their peripheral vision, the lights of the vehicles and the street lights flashing quickly under their feet.
In a remote wooded corner, multiple buildings are surrounded by grid walls and barbed wire, and the only entrance and exit is blocked by gun-wielding prison guards under the bright lights inside.
"Shall we just rush in?" Zed asked, turning his head.
"Madam, I am a very high-quality keyboard, how can I directly rush to the prison of someone else's country?"
Zhang San controlled the visible spaceship and landed it outside the prison.
The gun-wielding prison guards standing outside and inside the wall saw the famous keyboard coming out of the alien spaceship, and they all lowered the muzzle of the gun they had just raised.
One of the prison guards happily waved at the keyboard and said in not very fluent English: "Keyboard! I'm a fan of you!! ”
"Okay. I forgot you were a big star. ”
Seeing this scene, Zede obediently followed behind the keyboard with Chas, who was carrying a bag, and the two were not even questioned by the prison guards, and were directly put into the prison by them.
"That Englishman is in this room, may I take a picture with you?" My daughter is also a fan of yours. ”
"Yes."
With a shake in their hands, Zhang San, who was holding a baguette, and the prison warden who brought them over hooked up and took a group photo.
When I opened the door of the room, I was greeted by a slightly heavier smell, like a mixture of heather and a roadside toilet.
The evil exorcist who needed help was lying on his side on a fairly clean bed, only trembling a little.
"John? You're alright."
Chas walked over and stretched out his hand to his old friend who turned his back to them, this image looked in Zhang San's eyes exactly the same as those supporting characters who died in horror movies asking their dead companions if they were OK or not.
Maybe the next second, the demonic version of Constantine with bright red eyes grabbed Chas's hand, and then opened his drooling mouth to tear off a large piece of flesh from the other's arm.
A yellow transparent wall separates Zhang San and Zede from the scene where they are about to bleed, and it is funny in his hand, even if the supporting role of the horror film is really going to die, he can save it.
Whew-whew
Approaching, Chas heard John's gasping voice, struggling to resist the demon's erosion.
"Chas."
"John, it's me, we've called the keyboard."
Opening the backpack, Chas took out the pile of things inside.
The first was a cassette recorder, which, after pressing the switch, began to play an exorcism spell recorded in advance by Konstantin.
Then there was a black and gold bowl.
According to Zed, this bowl was made by John before they came, called the Purification Bowl, which can turn ordinary water into holy water.
The water in the bottle of Chase was poured into the bowl, and the bowl of holy water was poured directly on John's body.
Seconds passed
Nothing happened, Konstantin didn't scream or hurt anyone, he changed his posture.
He went from lying face up to his side again, and this time clenched his fists and hunched himself like a shrimp.
"Dude, haven't you learned how to exorcise demons after being his driver for so long?"
Zhang San is not blind, this situation is obviously a scene where a novice messed up.
The props used in the opponent's exorcism were all prepared by the Brit in advance, and all Chas did was take them out of his backpack and use them. (End of chapter)