Chapter 210: Sunshine Otaku (3)

Fortunately, the long tone of the phone connection rang immediately, not like a movie or a bloody plot, and the opposite came "The user you are calling has been turned off, please dial later". Cheng Mo's hanging heart fell slightly, glad that his wife was not an ordinary girl after all, even if she was angry, she would not be so willful that she deliberately couldn't find it, but the thought was like a scrolling letter in her mind, and before she could draw an end, Xie Minyun simply hung up the phone.

Immediately, a ruthless and indifferent voice came from the phone - "The user you are calling is busy, please call again later".

Cheng Mo, who was holding a large bouquet of roses, looked at the screen of the mobile phone that had been hung up in the flow of people, and couldn't laugh or cry, according to his previous personality, he would definitely not call again, but because of Fu Yuanzhuo's words, he didn't feel that Xie Minyun was unreasonable, but was thinking about whether he regarded Xie Minyun too much as a transcendent and different girl, so he ignored that she would also have the side of an ordinary girl.

Cheng Mo hesitated for a moment and began to think about how to make Xie Minyun no longer angry. The difference between Cheng Mo and ordinary people is that once a goal is established, he can come up with a detailed plan to achieve it, rather than blindly acting according to his instincts. Just like at this moment, Cheng Mo first determined that the purpose of apologizing was to let the other party release his depressed emotions according to the theory of psychology, so blindly saying sorry would definitely not help, and he must first make Xie Minyun feel sincere. So Cheng Mo picked up his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Xie Minyun, WeChat had no content, only a pink pig hiding in the corner with a shivering expression.

When you don't know what to say, come to an emoji, there is nothing that the expression can't solve, and if one is useless, send a few more. This is the conclusion reached by Cheng Mo's research on the WeChat/QQ dialogue of contemporary young people.

Cheng Mo posted several very cute expressions, what a little pig shakes the window, what a little pig kowtows, what is more beloved than you......

It doesn't seem to be of much use.

Cheng Mo actually didn't expect to send a few expressions to get Xie Minyun's understanding, he just wanted to use some things that he usually wouldn't do at all to slowly let Xie Minyun release his emotions.

Then Cheng Mo thought for a moment and began to type text on his mobile phone: "Just now you said that I am an autistic person and just want to be alone, I replied." Sometimes it doesn't have to be', in fact, I haven't had time to finish this sentence, I used to be in my dreams when I was not lonely, and in my dreams, I would have a small wooden house full of books, and in the wooden house there was a golden gramophone, which was waving a singing needle and playing melodious soft music and the cicadas outside the house merged into a shallow sleep, the sun shining through the window on the rocking chair, the breeze blowing the cobwebs in the corner of the window, and an elk knocking on my dilapidated wooden door. β€œ

"I used to think that even in my dreams, only the elk (lost) would come to see me, and now sometimes I feel lonely, but on the contrary, I only feel lonely in the occasional nap, and when I close my eyes, I always feel that everything is just a dream, and only when I open my eyes and see you, will I have a sense of reality, and I will find myself attached to life. This attachment is to drink a glass of gin and tonic with rose petals, to see today's update, to get a kiss from you......."

It's a pity that Cheng Mo racked his brains to write the letter of apology for the literary fan, but it still sank into the sea, and there was no smashing of the waves.

Xie Minyun still ignored him.

Cheng Mo is not discouraged, if Xie Minyun is so easy to coax, she will not be Xie Minyun. Cheng Mo glanced at the time, it was still early before the plane took off, he took his mobile phone and began to meditate, deleted it, changed it, and spent about half an hour writing a poem: "Thin clothes and light shoes are cool weather, and the cold wind is cold on the face." Looking back on the past, the forty-two miles of plain road is undoubtedly a thousand mountains and thousands of passes. But now, thousands of miles are just a moment, and it is difficult for the east wind to meet each other. ”

After writing, Cheng Mo read it silently in his heart several times, and this attitude was already more serious than the college entrance examination, and he really felt that there was no place to modify, and there was no way to write better, so Cheng Mo clicked send. Holding a bouquet of roses, he stood by the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the plane that was already in place, waiting for the result this time.

This time, Xie Minyun did not disappoint him, and quickly replied to the message: "What are you writing......?

Xie Minyun's words are not good, and Cheng Mo is not angry, as long as Xie Minyun returns the message, it will be considered a success. He replied without hesitation: "In this era of declining poetry, my level is already okay, right? Besides, I think I can use allusions..... It's not spicy to the eyes. ”

"Yes, it's okay to use the allusion of the marathon, otherwise I wouldn't be too lazy to reply to you. ”

Others may not see any allusions used by Cheng Mo, but Xie Minyun naturally saw at a glance that forty-two kilometers is a marathon. It refers to the allusion of the messenger Phidipitz in the Greco-Greek War who ran 42 kilometers to bring the news of Athens' victory in the Battle of Marathon back to Athens, and then fell to the ground and died.

The ingenuity of this allusion is not only that they were in Greece at this time, but also that from the center of Athens to Athens International Airport, they will pass through the ancient battlefield of Marathon, that is, roughly the road from the Acropolis to the airport is one of the 42 kilometers that Ferdipitz has run.

Therefore, even if Cheng Mo's poem is not very well written, this allusion is indeed used with a bit of ingenuity. In contrast, the later allusion of "borrowing the east wind" seems a bit forced and not very mellow.

Cheng Mo hooked the corners of his mouth, and typed cracklingly: "Yo, the tone is not small, or you write a poem for me to see, I still don't believe that you can write better than me!"

"Don't give me this set, I won't eat the radical method, so I won't write poems to you!"

"Then sing a song. ”

"I won't sing to you anymore. ”

Cheng Mo saw Xie Minyun's reply, and Xie Minyun's arrogant appearance naturally appeared in his mind, he couldn't help but smile lightly, and suddenly felt that the quarrel between couples was not such a troublesome thing, and the occasional dispute was not interesting.

Of course, this premise is that they still love each other.

Cheng Mo no longer hesitated, and released a killer feature that had been brewing for a long time: "Don't, wife, I was wrong." After typing, Cheng Mo made another expression of kneeling and begging for mercy.

"Yo, our great poets, great writers, scholars, and great philosophers will still admit their mistakes?"

"Of course, I won't admit my mistake to others, but I apologize to my wife, which is a natural thing, and we Shonan people have always had the traditional virtue of respecting their wives, and the chairman said: Traditional virtues cannot be lost. ”

"Hmph, do you have a durian or a keyboard ready?"

"My wife isn't that cheesy, so I've got roses ready. In the past, there was a lot of guilt in Jing petitioning, and now there is a silent hug of the flower (yú chèn). After sending the text, Cheng Mo took another photo of the rose and sent it to Xie Minyun.

Cheng Mo sent a photo of the rose, and Xie Minyun replied after a while, "I think durian and keyboard are more reliable, you see that the flower you chose doesn't even have thorns." ”

"If you like the prickly ones, I'm going to buy them now, and throw this bunch away. ”

"Throw it away, how can it be so wasteful!"

"That'..... What should I do? I just got someone to deliver it?"

"You haven't sent me flowers yet, so you're going to send them to someone else first, your apologies are so casual?"

"That'...... Why don't I buy a bundle of spikes and tie it behind my back, and give this one to you?"

"You just do it, you won't find me anyway. ”

"Could it be that we weren't on the same plane?"

"Guess. ”

"You can't let me guess! ”

"I was on a flight number, 682 had one number correct and the position was correct, 614 had a number correct but the position was incorrect, and 206 had two numbers correct but the position was incorrect. If you find it, I'll refund the ticket and you go to Rome, if you can't find it, go to Rome by yourself, find a hotel by yourself, go to the Colosseum by yourself...... You're used to being alone anyway. ”

Cheng Mo knew that it would not be too easy when he saw Xie Minyun's question, so finding a wife with a high IQ is both a happy thing and an unfortunate thing, you have to have a slightly worse IQ, and you don't even deserve to sit on the same plane as her. Of course, Cheng Mo didn't want to go to Rome alone, so he didn't have time to sigh, and stared at his mobile phone and began to study it intently.

Thanks to Cheng Mo's good math, he didn't solve this problem as a reasoning problem, but as a Sudoku problem, so he quickly came up with the answer "042", he ran to the electronic screen showing flight information and began to look for it, and after several searches, he found that Xie Minyun was taking EJ042, a flight from Athens to Paris.

At this time, it was time to board, and the flight information scrolling on the big screen showed the red "boarding", Cheng Mo couldn't care so much, while muttering "excuse me" through the flow of people, while holding roses and running towards the 23rd boarding gate, he almost bumped into people along the way, and sprinkled a lot of petals, and the original neat bouquet of flowers also became messy, and the appearance was a little miserable, like the remnants of the flowers and willows after the wind and rain.

For the first time, Cheng Mo felt that the airport was too big, and there were too many people at the airport, he heard his heartbeat, smelled the fragrant flowers, and thought that he was not like himself at all, obviously it was just a trivial matter that had nothing to do with life and death, but he was anxious to run at the airport at half past three. Obviously, you can go anywhere in the world here, and separation here is a small problem that can be solved with just money, but I don't want to wait for a moment.

The airport is full of people, some in pairs, like migratory birds migrating from habitat to habitat, and some alone, like falcons flying lonely to their hunting destinations. The airport is never the end of the journey, it is always just a transit point, but it is the place where humanity can say goodbye to the most.

Life is like this, most of us are scattered on the journey, and before we can reach the last place of stopping, we have no news of the people we once were so close to.

We can go anywhere at the airport, but we don't always get on the flight we want.

Cheng Mo knew that he would not lose Xie Minyun now, but a longing emotion drove him to run in the airport as if he was facing the end of the world. When he arrived at the No. 23 check-in gate out of breath, there were only a few dozen people left in the line at the boarding gate, and Xie Minyun, who was carrying a small lake blue satchel, stood at the back of the line.

Cheng Mo, who saw Xie Minyun's slender back, stopped, trying to stabilize his hurried and hurried breathing, but his undulating chest couldn't calm down, he swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, moistened his throat like it had been burned by fire, and walked towards Xie Minyun.

Many passengers and staff have projected their eyes on Cheng Mo, mainly because Xie Minyun is too eye-catching, so Cheng Mo, who is holding a bouquet of broken roses and sweating profusely, is also eye-catching.

In front of the public, Cheng Mo was not embarrassed to call Xie Minyun's wife, even if they were all foreigners here and could not understand Chinese, Cheng Mo just walked to Xie Minyun's side, suppressed the surging inhalation, raised the red rose in his hand with only fragmented petals and said softly: "Xiaojin, I know I am not good enough, after all, I have been alone for so many years, and it is a little difficult to change all of a sudden, I hope you give me some time, wait for me." I can't promise that I'm going to turn into a perfect person, but I'm sure I won't let you down. ”

Seeing Cheng Mo holding up such a miserable bouquet of roses, the melon-eating crowd shook their heads and sighed, feeling that Cheng Mo was originally far behind the goddess-like girl in front of him, and now he was so embarrassed, the other party would definitely not take care of him, and even said that it would be considered cultivated if he refused well.

Sure enough, the goddess in a small suit and jeans turned her head and glanced at the boy coldly, and said something that everyone couldn't understand, which made all the people who wanted to watch the play regret that they didn't learn a few more foreign languages, and they turned their heads and ears.

"Is this Japanese or Korean?"

"Such a beautiful girl should be a Japanese girl, right?"

"No, I think it should be from Hanguo, only the idol stars of Hanguo will be so temperamental!"

"Hanguo girls like plastic surgery, this one is not like Hanguo plastic surgery girls at all. ”

"I wonder what they're talking about!"

"I still need to ask, it must be the girl who asked the boy not to harass her, didn't she have no expression when she saw her?"

"I think it's definitely a refusal, it looks like the gap between the two is a bit big. ”

"It's commendable courage, if I were him, I wouldn't have the courage to chase me to the airport to deliver roses to such a girl. ”

"I already foresee a tragedy unfolding....."

"No...... They are Chinese, I understand some Chinese, as if the goddess said: you still don't understand the reason why I'm angry, I don't care so much about what kind of person you are, I just care, you don't treat me as a trustworthy other half in your heart. After a pause, the middle-aged uncle who explained to everyone shrugged his shoulders and said, "In Huaxia, the other half is the meaning of lovers and couples...... It looks like a couple is having an awkward relationship. ”

"My God, there is such a beautiful girl in Huaxia, I can't believe it....."

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Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun, who are the parties involved, naturally don't care about the onlookers gossiping about the small emotional theater between the two of them, Cheng Mo still held the bouquet of roses and explained sincerely: "To say that I don't trust you is really wronging me, I just don't want you to be embarrassed, after all, some things are not so glorious to say." ”

"Cheng Mo, I'm not angry that you have something to hide from me, I know that everyone has secrets that they can't say or don't want to say, but this is not a reason for you not to seek my help when you encounter such a big difficulty, you should know that we are husband and wife, no matter what happens to you, we have to bear it together......"

Cheng Mo stared at Xie Minyun's pupils, there seemed to be a huge nebula rotating inside, and the heartbeat that was still fluctuating just now calmed down at this moment, Cheng Mo felt that Xie Minyun's mind was as broad as the universe, and there was no more reasonable and wise girl like Xie Minyun in this world. Cheng Mo sighed in his heart how could he be, he looked at Xie Minyun without blinking, and said softly: "I really know it's wrong, Xiaojin." ”

"Do you just know it's wrong?"

"I promise that if something big happens in the future, I will ask you for help as soon as possible. ”

"How do you define a big event?" Xie Minyun asked reluctantly.

"The standards are set by you!" Cheng said sternly.

At this time, the airport staff standing at the door shouted: "Are there any passengers who want to board the plane?"

The staff obviously asked Xie Minyun, who had been standing in line not far away for a while, Xie Minyun didn't know how to answer, but turned his head and smiled at the staff, then reached out and took the rose in Cheng Mo's hand, snorted coldly and said, "Don't think that this will forgive you." ”

"Let Mrs. Cheng punish you!" Cheng Mo said with a serious face.

"I just gave you the simplest question, and there are still questions waiting for you later, and if you don't answer correctly, you won't be allowed to stay in a hotel with me. After saying that, Xie Minyun took the rose into his arms and walked in the direction of Gate 7 from Athens to Rome.

Cheng Mo smiled bitterly, followed Xie Minyun's footsteps, and asked cautiously, "Then is there still a question to decide if we can sleep in a room?"

Xie Minyun glanced at Cheng Mo and said lightly, "Do you still need to ask?"

"I don't think I'm going to be stumped. Cheng Mo said firmly.

"Not necessarily. Xie Minyun raised his chin.

"So you didn't buy a ticket for Flight 042 at all? You see, don't you trust me a lot?" Cheng Mo noticed that Xie Minyun had no intention of refunding the ticket at all, and suddenly said.

Xie Minyun was embarrassed to say that he released the water, bit his lip, and said coldly: "I see that you are pitiful, you have written so many fleshy words, written poems, and bought flowers for the first time, and you can't even give them away, it's too miserable....."

"I think it's okay? It's better than someone not only forcibly building an astronomy department, but also arranging such a big battle in the school, forcing me to come over and bite the strongest, I can't imagine how disappointed someone would be if I didn't go. ”

"Yo, Mr. Cheng will open a dyeing shop if you give you some color, right? I wonder when I fainted, who cried and shouted that I wanted me to supervise him, and even injected me with the God gene that can cure my heart disease......

Cheng Mo still wanted to speak, but he didn't say anything about the tree sign of Yuelu Mountain and the first kiss in the milk tea shop! However, Xie Minyun preemptively said: "Also, who took me to see the aurora, who made the shocking planet candy, and what did he say that he hoped that we could become each other's insistence ......?"

I was injected with the God genes for heart disease......"

Cheng Mo still wanted to speak, but he didn't say anything about the tree sign of Yuelu Mountain and the first kiss in the milk tea shop! However, Xie Minyun preemptively said: "Also, who took me to see the aurora, who made the shocking planet candy, and what did he say that he hoped that we could become each other's insistence ......?"

The Great Demon King of Rebellion

The Great Demon King of Rebellion