Zhang San thought about the content of the text message, so he wrote:

[I learned a magical new magic that is now officially renamed the Christmas Keyboard.] ]

buzzing

Bruce messaged him back, but there was only a smiling emoji in the text.

:)

There was nothing but this symbol, and he knew exactly what Bruce thought.

Maybe you think that the magic novice keyboard said this to him as a test subject? Just like the previous few times, that's why I replied with a polite face.

It means that he knows, and then there is no need to have a then.

The first test subject refused to communicate and failed, so Zhang San changed the target to a steel skeleton.

His father, Silas. Stone died in a glass room in the Star Lab because of Steppenwolf snatching the mother box, maybe Victor, who can't get nourished by love, wants to find his family back?

But there is a problem, the steel bones are now out of the network, and the two of them have not left a phone call or anything between each other, so it is not easy to find someone.

And Dr. Stone didn't even have his ashes left, and the whole person was directly broken down into something invisible.

I wonder if digging in the earth on a grave without a body will be able to conjure Dr. Stone out, or if I can dig into the air a few times where the doctor died?

After thinking about it, Zhang San felt that it was too troublesome to do this, so it was better to directly find a grave bag with a corpse to test his skills.

In addition to Batman in the Justice League, there is only one Barry Allen left who meets this condition.

The Flash's phone number

If he's not mistaken, the note given to this kid in the phone contacts is a quick gun boy.

A boy who is so fast that he still has no girlfriend.

In Canterlot, Barry, who had just finished preparing to eat something to replenish his energy, noticed that his phone lit up on the table, so he picked it up and looked at the content displayed on it.

Keyboard: [Barry Allen, you're the lucky one chosen.] Congratulations on winning a mysterious magic reward from the keyboard! You will have the opportunity to meet your deceased loved one again as long as you reply 1 agree to the following disclaimer]

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Barry almost threw this text message into the blacklist as a scam message, if it weren't for the fact that he carefully checked the sender's number, he would have thought it was an international scam text message.

Holding his phone, he read the stack of disclaimers on the keyboard and replied with three question marks.

Keyboard: [Find me for a free Mystic Magic Pack!] You just have to go back to me 1 and make an appointment with us to meet, there are absolutely no traps! ]

How to say it

These few text messages on the keyboard reminded Barry of the demons on TV, and one of their favorite things to do is to tempt others into signing a contract with something they really want.

For example, now the keyboard says that he has a chance to meet his deceased loved ones again, complete with a disclaimer and a decorated mystery magic package

The devil is beckoning to him, and Barry sees it!

When he was about to find an excuse to reject the other party, he suddenly had a hand like a black ball on his shoulder.

"You're in luck, Flash, I think we should talk about the mystery package somewhere else."

Barry, who turned his head mechanically, saw the keyboard that suddenly appeared behind him like a ghost, while the other customers in the store excitedly held their mobile phones to record and take pictures.

"I'm refueling, you see I still have so much to eat."

Pointing to the two-person portion of food on the table, the Flash wanted to tactfully use not wasting food as an excuse to refuse its invitation.

"I can wait for you to finish eating, isn't it just a matter of minutes at your speed anyway?"

Zhang San sat directly opposite this good buddy, and Barry, who only had a mobile phone and no food in his hand, looked a little embarrassed.

He could indeed eat his food in a minute, but the consequence of doing so was to leave the keyboard who seemed to be about to do something to him.

Seeing that the Flash was still eating slowly, Zhang San gestured to the group of people outside the store with his hand and said, "You better hurry up, if we continue to stay, the women who are starting to undress will rush in." ”

“.”

The fastest man in the world sped up at the urging of others, and glanced quickly down the street next to him.

The keyboard is deceiving! There are no fans outside who are excited enough to take off their clothes!

"Seriously, aren't you going to get a girlfriend? Let's end your single life, buddy. ”

What Flash has now is money, and those peripheral dividends can last him for several lifetimes, but he just doesn't have a girlfriend.

Just now, Zhang San just said casually, and the fast man looked to the side, showing his true colors as a virgin.

"You should worry about yourself." Barry wasn't mocking it, but it was hard to have another keyboard in the world that spoke with a female voice.

If the chance of him finding a girlfriend in the future is 10%, then the keyboard is 0%.

At least on Earth.

"I'm a keyboard, do you think keyboards will need a girlfriend? Flash, you're different, you're a man, and a man has to be a woman. ”

It seems that Barry knows a man named Iris. West's woman, who had this name in Zhang San's memory and was very familiar with Barry Allen, was originally a beautiful white woman, not a black woman who had an eighty percent resemblance to Rush Erba.

The last time he was invited to dinner at Barry's new home, he had met the black man Iris, whose big sexy lips were comparable to those of a poisoned sausage mouth.

There are also false eyelashes that can catch sharks, and the length is almost as high as the height of her eye sockets.

Fortunately, Barry is still a bit aesthetic, and he didn't develop his relationship with the other party into a boyfriend and girlfriend, but it could also be because of shyness?

A few more minutes passed.

The only remaining burger on the table was eaten by the Flash, and Barry clapped his hands and wiped his mouth clean before taking his phone and keyboard and walking towards the small spaceship parked on the side of the road outside.

"Keyboard! You are my hero! ”

"I love you, baby!"

"Hero! Kill those alien mongrels!! ”

Listening to the voices of keyboard fans, Barry finally saw what he had been curious to see.

Someone in the crowd pulled up their shirts.

The gentleman in a hat has only one ab and a black keyboard tattooed on his belly, and even a small pink heart that has been pierced by an arrow next to it.

【My God】

Barry, who couldn't stand the thrill, walked much faster, and he almost stuck to the spaceship behind the keyboard to enter!

As the spaceship lifted off, the Flash, who forcibly fixed his perspective, dared to move his gaze to the side.

"Barry, my friend on the continent of Arad taught me a very powerful magic the other day, which can resurrect people from the world of the dead to reality."

"Huh?" Barry suspects he's misheard, and the keyboard says it learned a resurrection magic!? (End of chapter)