417. Second-hand Christmas trees
All three men shook their heads and commented on the superhero uniform worn by Raven:
"The cloak is the most idiotic decoration I've ever seen, who the hell invented it?"
"Don't wear a cloak, don't use a cloak that obscures your view from either side, there's a good chance you'll lose them in battle."
"You should go see The Incredibles, there are a lot of caped heroes who died in accidents."
Hearing them say this, Raven changed his cape and cape uniform to the same tights as Superman's.
"Absolutely not! Little kids can't learn from that perverted Kryptonian guy in tights! Chris's resolute opposition made the raven on the other side change into a new one.
In the original T-shirt jacket skirt combination, she wore a black eye patch similar to Green Lantern on her face.
"Tsk, how do you think a blindfold can make people not recognize you? Did you learn from the green light? ”
Even Hal, who was dressed in green, was recognized by his girlfriend Carlo.
Zhang San was a little speechless, the raven didn't even change his clothes and had an extra eye patch, unless everyone else pretended not to know her, what effect could it have?
On the way back, he said to the girl who wanted to be a superhero: "Keyboard is ready to build a new team of superheroes that you can join." ”
"We'll have to wait until she's an adult." Anyway, Chris has never seen a superhero who is a fourteen-year-old child, and the toy man kind of small-looking one doesn't count.
In the evening
Bang bang bang!
The sound of gunfire outside the villa did not disturb the sleeping raven, and Kara, who lived downstairs, looked at the demon who was constantly reborn and swept away in the surveillance, and she went upstairs and knocked on Zhang San's door.
Seeing that there was a Blizzy in the room behind him who had come by during the day, Kara withdrew her gaze and said to the man in front of her, "Sir, there are a few demons outside. ”
"As expected, it's good that I changed the enchanted sentry guards in advance, so I don't have to worry about them."
The weapons on the outside can shoot for a long time, but the demons cannot. Doctor Fate said that they were all garbage sent by the Three Houses, with immortal abilities but in need of energy.
When the demons' energy is exhausted, they will roll back from where they come from, and they are a kind of recyclable garbage.
Closing the door, Zhang San sat back in the computer chair, and he continued to teach the alien princess next to him about the laws of the earth and some things that need to be known in daily life.
"What are security measures?" Suddenly, Blitz asked about something that made the people around him feel like something was a big problem.
Looking at the woman with a few words written on her face that I was curious, Zhang San asked suspiciously, "Where did you hear this word?" ”
This thing is only found on Earth, and Blitz can't have heard it from somewhere else.
"The little guy told me, and she asked me if I had any security measures, so what are safety measures?"
Sure enough, there is only one Spider Queen who can say this word in the family, and no one else.
How to explain it...
After thinking for a few seconds, he replied: "A solution for earthlings who don't want to have children has an almost 100% success rate. ”
After explaining, Zhang San thought of the alien dance hall with women of the same race as Blitz.
How do aliens use contraception?
It's impossible for an alien prostitute to give birth to a client's child, right?
"It sounds a lot like the effect of a fruit on my home planet, and drinking the juice made from it can temporarily disable fertility."
???
There's still such a good thing on Havania!?
This can be regarded as an explanation of how the aliens did not study the suit, and it would not be difficult to go to the dance hall to find a prostitute.
It turns out that they all have their own unique method of contraception, and they don't need to worry about other problems while pursuing pleasure.
The next day.
Kara cleaned up the traces left by the demons outside the villa early.
Except for her and Zhang San, no one else seemed to know what happened last night.
Several demons who came to Earth from the other world were beaten into hornet's nests and then resurrected, and the back and forth continued for thirty minutes.
Until the energy on them is depleted.
The energy loss rate on the demon's body was a little slower than Zhang San had guessed, probably because Doctor Fate had already repelled them before.
Maybe the next time they reappear, the energy on them will become even more.
"I see it." The Spider Queen, who suddenly appeared on Zhang San's shoulder, opened her mouth to be the Riddler.
"What do you see?"
"Those demons, they have four eyes, and they're very vegetable."
The little guy with a little dark eyes sat by the window at night and watched what was going on outside, and the waste-like demon was beaten by the sentry guard in the blink of an eye.
There was nothing to fight at all, and she was very skeptical that Raven's father, Sannomiya, was on the same level as these demons.
"It's because Sannomiya thinks that there are no people on Earth who can threaten them, and they will definitely get stronger when the otherworldly demons come back."
Not only will they become stronger, but Zhang San will also upgrade the sentry guards.
Now it's like playing a tower defense game, he has to upgrade the turrets on the perimeter of the base to stop the next stage of enemy invasion.
Although this game is not so fair at the beginning, his base is directly invincible with cheat codes.
Inside the church in the town of Evergreen.
The Mexican priest received Officer Zhang with an amigo mouthful.
Hearing him ask about the whereabouts of the two-meter-high cross, which had been removed during the renovation of the church, the priest led him to the door of the warehouse at the back.
Cobwebs are everywhere, and there is not only the big cross that was torn down that year, but also a large pile of worn-out books.
"I gave them new ones, and I was going to use them as firewood in the winter."
Good fellow, Father Anthony actually wants to take the second-hand little book with a cross on the cover and use it as firewood, worthy of the 'faithful believer' who can make money for him.
If this had been seen by the previous Imogin, I'm afraid I'd have to find a way to kill the Mexicans.
"I took the cross, you won't need it anyway."
Zhang San lifted out the big cross placed in the corner, and his combination materials were considered to have been collected.
"What are you doing with it? It's heavy and useless, it's just a decoration. ”
Father Anthony thought he was going to use it as an exorcist tool, so he reminded him.
Zhang San, who left with the cross, told him the answer before leaving, saying that there was a lack of a Christmas tree at home...
After putting his things in the car, he drove straight home, and then went to find the green bugs who lived in the laboratory in the back mountain.
"Energy destroyer? Are you sure you didn't see it in some ridiculous Earth sci-fi movie? ”
After listening to his description of the effect, the meditative mite really couldn't connect this thing to technology.
(End of chapter)