Chapter 2 The Cat Speaks
A meeting finally ended in a strange atmosphere. Taking advantage of Song Guo to send off the guests, Yue Zihuang pulled Zheng Lang and explained: "Hurry up and apologize to Mr. Song in a while, I will help you say a few good words, and this matter will pass." ”
Zheng Lang smiled bitterly: "Sister Le, you don't know what Mr. Song's temper is, I offended him a lot in this matter." ”
As he was talking, Song Guo, who had finished sending off the guests, shouted at Zheng Lang: "Zheng Lang, you come to my office." ”
Zheng Lang glanced at Yue Zihuang, sighed, and reluctantly walked into Song Guo's office with a small break, and closed the door, hoping that the soundproofing effect of this door would be good, at least he would not be scolded outside, and he could save some face.
Song Guo had no foreplay, slapped the table with both hands, and came up with a roar of slashing his head and covering his face: "You deliberately demolished my platform today, right?" Yes? Do you know who is here today? My rivals are all here, you want to fire me as the general manager, right? ”
Zheng Lang could only smile and say: "How can this be, Mr. Song, this is really just an accident." ”
Song Guo did not relent: "Accident? What accident? You did it on purpose, who instructed you, right? Is it Mr. Zhao or Mr. Wang? Yes? Don't you want to fire me, the general manager, I'll fulfill you, you've been fired, go pack up now, hurry up and get out of me! ”
A thunderbolt on a sunny day, a bloody case caused by a cat's paw? "Don't, Mr. Song, this is really an accident! I can explain! ”
"Hah! Explain to your cat, I'll tell you another nonsense, I'll write the word upside down! ”
Song Guo opened the office door, pushed Zheng Lang out, and shouted to the secretary at the door: "Xiao Zhang, you go with Zheng Lang to resign, he was fired, hurry up, I don't want to see him again." ”
Yue Zihuang, who was also waiting at the door, hurriedly stepped forward to say a few words, but Song Guo returned to the office, closed the door with a bang, and locked it from the inside, obviously not wanting to hear anyone's words.
Not long after, Zheng Lang, who was escorted by the secretary Xiao Zhang, stood downstairs in the company with a cardboard box, not to mention, things were developing too fast this morning, and Zheng Lang was stunned until now.
Standing on the side of the road, looking at the window of Song Guo's office upstairs, he was stunned for a while, couldn't help laughing at himself, and smiled bitterly: "Should this be said not to bully the poor young man?" Hehe. ”
Suddenly, the window of the office was opened from the inside, and a black cloud fell from the sky with a hoarse "meow~".
Zheng Lang was shocked: "Nine thousand years old! ”
Throwing down the box and running to the place where the nine thousand years old were thrown down, the cat is worthy of being a creature with nine lives, and it was thrown down from the third floor without any, and it still landed on all four feet accurately.
Zheng Lang checked the black cat and found that he was not injured, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, looked up at the figure in the window on the third floor, and said, "If you can give me a sniper rifle at this time, see if I don't kill him immediately!" ”
As soon as the words fell, there was a click, and a gun with an exaggerated shape fell on Zheng Lang's side out of nowhere.
Zheng Lang was really taken aback, what is this?
Carefully picked up the gun and checked it, although the shape is exaggerated and full of technology, there is no doubt that this is indeed a sniper rifle that can no longer be real. Raising the gun and sweeping it at the window on the third floor, the image displayed by the sniper scope passed through the wall, and Song Guo's figure clearly appeared in the lock frame!
Zheng Lang turned the gun head again, pulled the trigger on the tree on the side of the road, and a ray came out of the gun, and a hole with a big bowl mouth instantly appeared in the thick plane tree, except for a small bang, there was no recoil.
Zheng Lang was dumbfounded, what was going on today. I casually made a wish, and it came true? And what kind of gun is this, which is obviously beyond the existing technology, in that case......
Zheng Lang opened his mouth again and said loudly: "If there is 10 million cash at this time...... After speaking, he looked left and right to search nearby.
Seeing that there was no change in the surroundings, he changed his words and said: "One million cash is fine, one hundred thousand?" Ten thousand? Thousand? It's all negotiable! ”
Just as he was waiting for the pie to fall from the sky, an impatient voice came from the side, asking, "Do you shoot or not, you don't shoot me!" ”
Zheng Lang looked around, but he couldn't find anyone who spoke.
The voice said, "It's me, bow my head, here!" ”
Finally, Zheng Lang followed the voice to find the source, and it was nine thousand years old who was talking!
Zheng Lang waved his hand, and the gun fell to the ground in fright: "You, you, are you talking?" I knew that cats are talkative, and when no one is looking, you cats walk upright! You rule the world by enslaving humanity! ”
Jiu Qiansui said disdainfully: "Cut, what are you talking about, I'm not a low-level animal like a cat, this is just a disguise, if you don't shoot, I'll come in person, you dare to throw me down from the third floor, I'm really angry!" ”
As he spoke, bursts of ripples covered the black cat's body, and between the twists, the black cat slowly grew larger, and soon became a cat-eared girl in a maid costume.
Zheng Lang's jaw fell, but he had always had a huge brain, but what was turning in his mind at this time was: The name Nine Thousand Years Old? What should be gender? What's in front of you? Women's clothing bigwigs? Female eunuch?!
The cat-eared girl picked up the sniper rifle that Zheng Lang had dropped on the ground, and raised it to her chest to aim. Zheng Lang hurriedly stopped: "Don't, it's more than that, the crime is not to death!" ”
Nine thousand years old raised his legs in white silk and was about to kick Zheng Lang away, but his petite body was not as strong as an adult man, and he was snatched away from the sniper rifle in a few clicks.
Zheng Lang raised the sniper rifle above his head, and Jiu Qiansui jumped up to get it: "Return me, you pay me back quickly!" ”
Looking at the chest that was bouncing with the girl, but without waves, Zheng Lang felt a pain again, and said: "No, no, it's too exaggerated to kill people directly, a society ruled by law!" ”
"Humph!" Nine thousand years old showed a vicious expression and said, "That capital crime can be avoided and living crimes cannot be escaped!" Whatever he does to me, I will do to him. ”
As he spoke, he turned his head to face the window on the third floor, his expression was solemn, and the blue between his eyes was bright, and something magical happened.
With the incessant cries for help, Song Guo was supported by an invisible force, and slowly floated out of the window, and then Jiuqiansui's eyes closed, the power in the air disappeared, and Song Guo fell down with his hands dancing, fortunately there was a green belt under the window, if it was a concrete floor, this height would have to lie down for a few months. Escape room jumping incident?
What a grudgeful cat! Zheng Lang tried to recall all the details of his relationship with Jiuqiansui in the past few days, and carefully recalled whether he had offended the other party.
Nine thousand years old clapped his hands, made a finished expression, his body fluctuated for a while, and he actually changed back to the form of a black cat.
Zheng Lang hurriedly walked to the place where Song Guo landed, Song Guo was lying on the ground moaning, trying to straighten up his upper body, but his lower body was unable to move, at least one leg was broken, it could be two, and the most unfortunate was three.
Zheng Lang couldn't help but smile and said: "Isn't this Mr. Song, didn't you say that you won't meet, it's really fate!" ”
Song Guo saw that someone was coming, and hurriedly said: "Zheng Lang, call for an ambulance, call for an ambulance, I'm going to die,"
Zheng Lang saw that the other party was full of anger and couldn't die for a while, so he said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Song, I've been fired, I don't need to listen to you anymore, or you shout loudly again, maybe someone on the third floor will hear it." The key is that I can't talk to you anymore, otherwise Mr. Song, you will have to write the word Song upside down. ”
After speaking, Zheng Lang laughed and left, and the black cat ran in front of Song Guo again, opened his bow left and right, and pawed a few paws on his face.
Song Guo's shout came from behind him: "Don't go, what should I do if you leave, Song is still Song when you turn upside down!" ”