Zheng Lang thought about how to speak, the Heavenly Dynasty came to make this excuse can only be a joke, all the envoys from foreign dynasties in the Tang Dynasty will be received by Honglu Temple for the record, Li Shimin can't be unaware.

Moreover, how did he appear in the harem, this is really a big crime of killing the head if it is not explained clearly, and the face of the son is not good. Or do you want to be honest? Tell him I'm from more than a thousand years later?

Zheng Lang consciously swept the sniper rifle in his personal warehouse, and made sure that it was still there, no matter what, it would be a big deal to kidnap an emperor if the conversation collapsed.

So, he said: "Actually, I am from the Heavenly Realm, and this time I have come down to recover the treasures left in the human world by the Heavenly Realm!" ”

Li Shimin's face was full of caring and mentally retarded expressions, although he believed in the Tao, but if he came to a random person, he wanted to fool him with a few words, and it was not his turn to be the emperor. With an interested wave of your hand, you will signal to continue your performance.

Zheng Lang nodded and began to dig out things from the warehouse: "If Your Majesty doesn't believe me, I'll show you a few treasures brought from the Upper Realm." ”

"Look at this, this is a magic weapon to control the flames, you can light the fire by pressing this side!" It was a lighter, and it cost a dollar.

"Ah, and this, this is the treasure that holds the thunder, and it can shine when you press it." Zheng Lang waved another flashlight, and the pillar of light danced around the room, priced at twenty.

"This is even more incredible, this is the wine utensils of the heavenly realm, crystal clear." Zheng Lang took out a few glasses, priced at forty.

"Now, this is the Upper Realm Divine Wine from the Bordeaux Winery, come, full, toast, For peace." Zheng Lang took out a bottle of red wine, a domestic canned version, priced at 90.

"Oh, this is a really good thing, it's full of treasures I've had for years, uh, no, this, I got it wrong." Zheng Lang hurriedly stuffed the mobile hard drive back, this price is immeasurable and priceless.

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After a while, the desk was full of all kinds of items, large and small. Li Shimin was already dumbfounded, and his eyes gradually changed from caring for the mentally handicapped to coming out to see the immortals, although he didn't believe it all, he was also stunned by this method of coming out of thin air. After the Li family won the world, in order to clear their name, they were stunned to climb an ancestor named Li Er for themselves. The emperor of the Tang Dynasty has always believed in cultivating and becoming an immortal, and Li Shimin also had the idea of seeking immortality in his later years, and it is said that he finally died of heavy metal poisoning with pills. So the problems that Confucius can't solve, Lao Tzu will solve for you.

Li Shimin was worthy of his eloquence, and it didn't take long for him to calm down and say, "This Lang Jun, eh, immortal? I don't know what you're coming from. ”

Zheng Lang has been deeply involved in the play: "I came to borrow you one thing and one use." ”

As an emperor who had not been down from the battlefield for a few years, when he heard this, he suddenly felt familiar, and a cold sweat broke out, and he stretched out his finger and pointed at Zheng Lang and said, "Does the upper realm also think that I have done something wrong?" Coming to take my head? ”

Zheng Lang was stunned, how could the plot change so quickly: "What do I want your head for, I just want to recover a thing, this thing was originally owned by me in the upper realm, and then it fell into the lower realm, and it is in the hands of His Majesty at the moment." ”

Li Shimin straightened his clothes, picked up the emperor's shelf again, and said, "I don't know what it is." ”

The son opened a bag of beautiful shrimp crackers on the side, ate them with relish, and stuffed a few for the black cat on the side from time to time. Well? Black cats? When did this black cat come out? Seeing that Zheng Lang had grasped the situation, Jiuqian Xu didn't know when he walked in, squatting in front of his son to eat shrimp sticks.

Zheng Lang glanced at the shameless Nine Thousand, and said, "Let's say it first, I must take this thing back, but this thing is also very important to Your Majesty, and it may be difficult to give it up." For this reason, I have brought a lot of items to exchange, and I am sure that Your Majesty will be able to get a satisfactory exchange. I hope Your Majesty will seriously consider it. ”

"Well said, well said."

Zheng Lang didn't say that he wanted to be with Shibi first, but took out the PAD, and made a list of pictures and menus on it: "Come, Your Majesty, these are the things and instructions I am going to use to exchange, if Your Majesty likes whichever one you like, you can exchange it." If that's not enough, we can talk about it again. ”

"Oh, I'll take a look first." Li Shimin took the PAD in amazement, thinking about how to pretend that it was not the first time he saw this thing, I have a lot of things in the Tang Dynasty, the earth is big, such a small thing, as the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, it must be, well, I haven't seen it before.

After looking all the way, my eyes seemed to be attracted by a magnet, and I couldn't move them anymore.

This potato, cotton must be ah, and this corn is also a good thing. And these celestial knowledge, steel refining methods, this cement is really so magical? Li Shimin's eyes straightened, and he asked, "These are all true?" ”

"Of course," Zheng Lang casually picked up a bag of potato chips from the desk and opened it: "Na, this is the food made from potatoes, try it." With another wave of his hand, a large pile of potatoes suddenly appeared in the corner of the room.

Li Shimin stuffed a piece into his mouth, and then the whole bag was snatched by the son on the side, smacking his lips and saying, "Well, it's delicious." There is an indescribable umami taste, and it is very crisp. ”

For an emperor, the exchange given by Zheng Lang is really impossible to refuse. Being able to make an empire as powerful as the world is a huge temptation for every emperor, especially an emperor who wants to be the first emperor of the ages.

Li Shimin smiled kindly and said, "Hehe, I don't know what the immortals want." These I have left, and the immortals can open their mouths for whatever they want. ”

Zheng Lang looked at the foreplay and said, "I want to be with Shibi." ”

Although before Zheng Lang spoke, Li Shimin had already prepared and took out so many exchanges, what the other party asked for must be unusual, but he still didn't expect that what Zheng Lang wanted was He's Bi.

In Chinese history, He's Bi has always had a different meaning for the emperor. It is known as "the treasure of the world". Since the Spring and Autumn Period, it has been considered a symbol of imperial power. If a regime fails to produce a peace policy, its legitimacy will be questioned. During the Three Kingdoms, Sun Jian dared to leave the princes of the Seventeenth Road just by getting the jade seal, and went out alone, which shows the importance of He's bi.

Zheng Lang saw that Li Shimin didn't speak, and then persuaded: "Your Majesty, this thing is originally owned by my upper realm, and it was lost in the lower realm during the Warring States Period, does Your Majesty remember the origin of He's bi?" The history books are clear, he originally fell from the sky. ”

The origin of He's Bi is actually quite mythical.

It is recorded in "Han Feizi" that one day a meteor landed outside the sky, and a jade expert named Bian He went to the place where the meteor fell to find it, and dug under the Phoenix stop to get a piece of jade. Holding the jade to see King Chu Li, King Li ordered the jade worker to check, and the jade worker said that it was just a stone. King Li was furious and cut off Bian He's left foot. King Li died, King Wu ascended the throne, Bian He took the jade to see King Wu again, King Wu ordered Yugong to check, Yugong still said that it was just a stone, and Bian He lost his right foot because of this.

King Wu died, King Wen ascended the throne, Bian He hugged Puyu and cried bitterly for three days and three nights under Chu Mountain, the tears dried up, and then blood flowed out. When King Wen learned of this, he sent someone to ask why, and Bian He said: I am not crying that my feet have been cut off, but that Baoyu has been treated as a stone, and the loyal people have been treated as bullies, and they will be punished and humiliated without guilt. So, King Wen ordered someone to cut open this piece of jade, and saw that it was really a rare jade, and named it He's Bi.

Zheng Lang recalled this, and couldn't help but vomit again in his heart: It's obviously called Bian He, why not call Bian Shibi, but call He's Bi. But there is no doubt that it is conclusively recorded that Heshibi came from outside the sky.