Chapter 32: The Return
After being silent for a while, Zheng Lang asked, "By the way, Jiuqian, do you know a strong queen named Zhaitu Aban?" She claimed to be the commander of the Bearded Brigade. She is also playing the idea of time anchoring, the exoskeleton was broken by her, half-blood, long hair with big waves, good figure, quite good at twisting the ass. ”
Jiuqian frowned and recalled for a while, and said, "What a strange name, if I heard it, I wouldn't forget it, I'm sure I haven't heard of it." ”
Then the previous guess was wrong, Zhaitu Aban was not Zheng Lang's predecessor, Zheng Lang was disappointed: "So have you ever seen a white cat?" Probably a lot like you. ”
"White cat." Jiuqian became serious and replied, "Then I know what you're asking, but it's not time yet, I'll tell you when the time is right." Alright, now that the Anchor is installed, I can teleport you to any known location now, and I'll send you back to Earth first. ”
Zheng Lang saw that Jiuqian didn't want to say any more, so he didn't ask any more. When Nine Thousand is willing, they will naturally say it themselves.
Of course, Zheng Lang returned to his three-bedroom and two-room living room, and Ruoxi's journey to the West Sea came to an end.
asked the address, Ruoxi actually lived in Haishi on the edge of West Lake City, and the two could be regarded as neighbors.
After the space-time anchor is in place, the teleportation ability of the nine thousand is further enhanced, and it can even directly send Ruoxi to the bed in his bedroom, Zheng Lang thinks that this function is quite practical, and this teleportation coordinate is also quite important, and it needs to be kept as a military secret.
"Ruoxi, don't talk nonsense about some things after you go back, and those photos, just leave a souvenir, although no one will believe you if you say it, but this is the uncle's secret." Zheng Lang made a parting explanation: "This is my phone number and address, I know each other, if you encounter trouble that can't be solved, you can call me." ”
"Got it, uncle, come and play when you have time, my sister and I are waiting for you." The blue light flashed, Ruoxi waved his hand, and disappeared in place.
Well, this is quite tempting, and I put a big move at parting, don't use this to test cadres.
The next moment, Zheng Lang also appeared in his familiar living room, it was already night outside the window, the wall clock showed more than twenty-one, and a black cat was lying on the old place on the sofa watching TV.
Teacher Zhao's thick baritone voice wafted on the TV: "After a heavy rain, it's mating season on the grassland again...... Speaking of which, this is also a teacher......
Zheng Lang greeted Jiuqian and said, "Hey, I just said goodbye over there, and I saw you here again, it's a strange feeling." ”
The black cat looked very impatient and said, "Don't be noisy, the TV is on the critical moment, and the highlight part will be there soon." ”
Zheng Lang couldn't help but complain: "What's so nice about this, when you look at this kind of thing all day long, it's not a serious cat at first glance." ”
The black cat replied: "Do you want me to take out your little hard drive and dry it, see who is not serious." ”
Zheng Lang's expression was serious, his eyes fell into a long memory, and he said: "I think I was also a very pure and good student back then, and I didn't know that there were such beautiful things in the world. Until that day, the Chinese teacher assigned an essay question describing the spring color of the campus, and I went to spend my mother for a while, so I embarked on this road of no return. ”
Speaking of this, Zheng Lang glanced at more than nine thousand glances, and said: "Actually, I've always been curious, what gender are you......"
The black cat went berserk in an instant, showing the form of a cat-eared girl, and a huge watermelon knife was about to cut Zheng Lang in half. Zheng Lang hurriedly got up and fled back to his small bedroom.
After returning from the adventure, Zheng Lang couldn't be quiet for a while, took a shower, only to feel relaxed, and remembered that he entrusted his son-in-law to Zhao Demon when he left, so he made a phone call: "Hey, beauty, what are you doing, don't you think I have it?" ”
The witch's wheezing voice came from the other end of the phone: "Ah, phew." We've just finished exercising and we're going to take a shower and sleep together. ”
We? Motion? Take a shower together, uh, it's very embarrassing.
Zheng Lang cleaned up his mood and prepared to hang up the phone: "Eh, I'm bothering you, it's nothing, I'll come to you tomorrow, I originally wanted to ask you where my son went." ”
Zhao Demon's voice came again: "Excuse me? Ah, what are you thinking about, we are talking about me and my son, and my son is here. We just finished aerobics and you've been gone for so long, more than a week. The little girl had no one to take care of, so I brought it back. That's it, I just happened to be looking for you too, so let's have lunch together at noon tomorrow in Impression City. ”
After saying that, the other side hung up the phone.
This demon girl will actually explain it to herself, for fear that she will misunderstand, praise it! Zheng Lang walked back to the study in a happy mood, turned on the computer, thinking that he didn't know which teacher had released a new work in a week, today must be a pleasant night, and whispered in his mouth: "A little masturbation is pleasant, but a big masturbation hurts the body." ”
Nine thousand received loudly outside the door: "Forced ashes are gone." ”
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Lunch was about half past eleven, but the two beauties, one big and one small, were not late until more than one o'clock, and sure enough, there was no girl in the world who was not late.
Poor Zheng Lang got up at ten o'clock, didn't even eat breakfast, just waited for the banquet to start, if the two girls came later, they could directly recover the hungry one.
I have something to talk about today, so I brought nine thousand, but nine thousand turned into a black cat form, and I ran to a few boxes next door to sell a cute one, and I could be full of wine and food. But to snatch something from a cat to eat, it really broke through Brother Lang's bottom limit.
Finally waited for the two beauties to arrive, sat down and finished ordering, in Zheng Lang's eyes like a king looking north, the waiter began to serve the food, and Zheng Lang couldn't wait to do it. Zhao Demon stretched out his hand to stop: "Wait a minute." ”
"How?" Zheng Lang's chopsticks stopped in the air, could it be that the dish was poisonous?
I saw Zhao Demon unhurriedly took out his mobile phone and said: "Such a sumptuous and beautiful dish, how can you eat it without taking a photo first, you wait, when the dishes are ready, I'll take another one." ”
Zheng Lang couldn't help but wail: "I can't wait, sister, I'm going to die any longer, what time is it!" ”
Jiuqian said seriously on the side: "I have always wondered why you earthlings have to take pictures before eating, according to my observation, this seems to be a common behavior, later, I studied a lot of information, and finally came to a conclusion, considering the food safety problems in your country, if you take pictures before eating, you can leave evidence to know what the deceased ate last before his death, so as to facilitate the investigation of the case." ”
Zheng Lang thought so, this explanation was reasonable, but even if this dish was really terrible, he couldn't wait.
Zhao Demon finally gave an order, and Zheng Lang and his son pounced on the table full of dishes like a pleasant goat pounced on a beautiful sheep. After this period of time, the son has fully integrated into modern life, and his words and deeds are no different from modern people. Dressed in a strap dress today, outsiders who don't know how to treat her as a princess of the Tang Dynasty.