Chapter 53: Back to the Tang Dynasty

Today is a big day to take Wu Meiniang back to the Tang Dynasty to visit relatives, although Li Shimin definitely doesn't want to see her back, but as a goddess who accompanies the upper realm to inspect the lower realm, this card is still big enough. Of course, Zheng Lang asked his son-in-law to go back a few days in advance to inquire, and Wu Meiniang's family is fine, otherwise this trip back would not be as simple as visiting relatives.

The golden arrow also induced Wu Meiniang's stand-in ability, which was a tall and majestic female image stand-in, named "Empress" by Zheng Lang. "The ability is to be able to command the surrounding creatures to listen to orders to a certain extent, it sounds very powerful, but it is actually very powerful, as long as the spiritual power is lower than Wu Meiniang's creatures, they can't escape the order.

It is said to be a command, strictly speaking, more akin to a hypnotic ability. Zheng Lang tried, even if it was him, he would be hit for a short time when he was completely defenseless, because when he came to his senses, he found himself standing at the table and belly dancing. Ahem!

And when prepared, resisting the call will cause mental exhaustion, but it will not hypnotize him. In the case of the gene lock, the order has no effect at all.

At present, the biggest use of this stand-in is to chase mosquitoes, and with an order, all mosquitoes and cockroaches within a radius of dozens of meters run clean.

Zheng Lang's family lives on the ninth floor, don't think that there will be no mosquitoes on the ninth floor, on the contrary, the mosquitoes that can fly to such a high level are the elite of mosquitoes, they are particularly strong, they all have strong abdominal muscles, and the bite is the size of a coin, this stand-in ability is too practical!

The son was also pierced by an arrow, but there was no gain, and the little Lori cried for a long time, and a big bowl of blood was shed in vain, so she should exercise the blood loss DEBUFF resistance in advance.

Zheng Lang counted the luggage and entourage, Wu Meiniang and her son were in the team, and Zhao Demon was idle at home, and planned to go with him to take a look. When Le Zihuang heard about this, he put down the construction work on the island and rushed to join in the fun. In fact, as long as you are a normal person, you will not miss this kind of travel opportunity to the Tang Dynasty when you hear about it.

Zheng Lang, a man, set off with a sightseeing group composed of four girls. The sightseeing group was captained by Zheng Lang, and two Tang Dynasty natives served as tour guides and accompaniment, and 9,000 mascots.

Nine thousand have been busy sorting out the recycled information model library lately.,Repair your own body.,I've been so busy all day long that I don't see the shadow of a cat.,It's said that the printed list is lined up to more than 30 pages.,In line with the idea of combining work and rest.,This time I also participated.。 It's just that although the cat is here, the work on the body side will not stop, and the typical cat is absent-minded.

Coping with the opening of the portal, Jiuqian continued to be in a daze, and Zheng Lang walked in with everyone. The other end of the door was located in the Lizheng Palace, in the small room where Zheng Lang first met his son. This room is said to be a forbidden place in the imperial city now, and soldiers patrol day and night, and everyone else is forbidden to approach except for his son and Li Shimin himself.

Everyone walked through the door, and Zhao Demon and Le Zihuang asked in disbelief, "This is here?" So easy? ”

Zheng Lang replied in the affirmative: "Of course, this door is provided by Dora Nightmare, which is safe and reliable. ”

The son ran out like a wild dog, shouting as he ran: "My son is home, my brother and sister have come to play!" ”

By the time Zheng Lang and the others walked out of the Lizheng Palace, the hall was already surrounded by sergeants. Li Shimin rushed to hear the news surrounded by a bunch of guards and was waiting outside the hall. Seeing Wu Meiniang mixed in the team, she had a strange expression on her face.

Zheng Lang pinched Wu Meiniang's little hand and signaled the other party to calm down. Don't have an order from the empress, and Li Shimin passed on the throne on the spot.

Seeing Zheng Lang, Li Shimin didn't dare to put on the emperor's shelf, so he took the initiative to come over and say hello: "The immortal is here again, this time I must stay for a few more days, so that I can fulfill the friendship of the landlord." ”

"Ah, it's not a big deal for me to come, just run through the door, and take Mei Niang home by the way, a girl's family, living alone with me, I miss my family. In the future, she may come back often to see, you can't stop it, I won't come next time, I raised this girl, don't worry. Zheng Lang first characterized this matter, confirmed that Wu Meiniang now belonged to the inhabitants of the Heavenly Realm, and by the way, he broke through the artificial obstacles for her to go back and forth between the two places.

Li Shimin naturally didn't dare to object, and Zheng Lang asked in a low voice: "I heard my son say, you didn't kill Mei Niang's family, but you didn't kill it, and you didn't exile, right?" ”

If Li Shimin really exiled Wu Meiniang's family, today's family visit activity would not be able to continue, and Wu Meiniang would have to stage Wu Meiniang vs. Li Shimin immediately, and Wu Meiniang was the stand-in messenger, and no one present except Zheng Lang could stop her.

Li Shimin drove back to the palace, and the two said as they walked: "Don't worry, Mei Niang was sent to you to be raised, that is your person, and of course her family wants to be settled by high-ranking officials and good officials." ”

"My people?" Zheng Lang felt that this statement was quite in line with his heart, plus his son who currently lived in his place more than he had lived in the palace. only to find out that unconsciously, he and Li Shimin had actually established an intimate relationship of "your wife and my support".

Zheng Lang lowered his voice again and asked secretly, "That, you don't have a round house." ”

Because he was afraid that the people on the side would hear it, his voice was very small, Li Shimin didn't hear it clearly, and asked, "What did the immortal say?" ”

Zheng Lang raised his voice slightly: "Is there a round house?" ”

"Louder."

Zheng Lang was annoyed, slapped Li Shimin on the shoulder, and shouted: "Yuanfang! ”

The surroundings were quiet for a moment, a few birds flew by, and a few girls who were still chattering just now looked at Zheng Lang together, with a look of contempt mixed with sudden realization in their eyes, as if they were all saying: I see, no wonder there are so many girls around you, but I don't see who I really do, I didn't expect it to be this hobby.

Zheng Lang hurriedly wanted to explain, but when the words came to his lips, he found that the question he originally wanted to ask seemed to be even more unspeakable, so he could only lower his head and pull Li Shimin and run away.

With no one to follow, Zheng Lang finally had a chance to ask: "I mean, you and Mei Niang, have you ever had a round house!" ”

"Oh!" Li Shimin suddenly realized, and then waved his hand again and again: "Immortals, rest assured, I work hard during the day and at night." But there are a lot of beauties in the harem, and according to my schedule, before it was Mei Niang's turn, I sent her to the upper realm. ”

"There's a schedule for this?" Zheng Lang was an eye-opener.

"Well, I generally arrange the birthdates of the harem girls from the largest to the smallest, three every day, and rest at the end of the month."

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Back in Li Shimin's bedroom, Li Shimin knew that Zheng Lang didn't like to be disturbed. The guards were dismissed as soon as possible, and no one was left to disturb them.

In the center of the palace is a large set of modular sofas, which are dazzling among the piles of Chinese furniture.

Le Zihuang grabbed Zheng Lang, pointed to the sofa and said, "What is this, let's go to the gang, I'll just say how can it be so simple to reach the Tang Dynasty." You spent a lot of money on extras. ”

The son explained: "Sister Le, this is what the son bought for his father with pocket money. ”