Walking into the private room, several desks were placed on both sides of the room, and behind one of them sat a young man with a fat head and big ears, and a young girl sat on the left and right, which should be the small poems and paintings mentioned by the old bustard.

The young man is doing science popularization work for the two girls: "You know, in the mountains and forests of the Northeast, there is a kind of tiger, that is the largest tiger in my dynasty, called the Siberian tiger, the Siberian tiger is really the king of beasts, the boars you see on weekdays, you have to walk around when you see them." And such a king of beasts, his time is generally no more than three breaths, less than half of what I just had! After speaking, he put on a smug look.

"Wow, Fang Gongzi is so good!" The two girls clapped their hands very much, and Fang Gongzi was full of pride.

After Li Zhi brought Zheng Lang in, they each found a few cases and sat down, Zhao Demon thought about it, and didn't sit alone, but sat next to Zheng Lang.

The guest and the host sat down, all kinds of food and fruits kept being delivered, Li Zhi made an introduction to the two sides, and the young man with a fat head and big ears on the opposite side was the widow of Dongdifang today. And when Zhao Demon was introduced, he only said that he was Zheng Lang's concubine, and Zhao Demon did not object.

Fang Yiai was shocked by Zheng Lang, he has been crisscrossing Chang'an Qinglou for several years, which friend did not sneak in from his family, and dared to blatantly bring his concubine together, this Lang brother in front of him is really the first person, so he has to learn from the experience.

This circle also pays attention to a strength first, worships the strong, and Fang Yiai respectfully toasted Zheng Lang.

Unlike Hyundai, Hyundai KTV generally starts business after seven o'clock in the afternoon, Zheng Langyao remembers that when he was still at work, when he finished a day's hard work and went home from work, the young lady in the night market next door was rushing to work one by one. In ancient times, the Qinglou was open from lunch, and it was also engaged in lunch and afternoon tea business, and the literati and nobles could stay in it from noon to midnight.

After a few glasses of wine, I ate something to pad my stomach, and finally came to the exciting selection of girls, the old bustard led a team of girls with different characteristics in the private room, ring fat and thin, each with its own merits, of course, the above is Zheng Lang's guess, Zhao Demon is on the side, Zheng Lang must focus all his attention on the food in front of him, and his head cannot exceed fifteen degrees.

Fang Yiai and Li Zhi said quite politely: "Brother Lang, the one who comes is a guest, you choose first!" ”

Hehe, I'm afraid you're not asking me to choose the way to die.

Li Zhi saw that Zheng Lang didn't look up for a long time, and said: "Brother Lang, don't you love your concubine by your side, and you can't let go." Listen to me, you still have to be a man in charge of the family at home, such a family and country event, how can you consider the opinions of the girls. ”

When Wu Meiniang was there just now, you didn't say that.

Zhao Demon opened his mouth to relieve the siege and said, "Why don't I come to choose for the prime minister." Fang Yiai was shocked again, Brother Lang really had a good education, and Li Zhi was pure nonsense under jealousy.

Zhao Demon actually just thinks it's fun, she hasn't even been to a modern night club, let alone the Qinglou in the Tang Dynasty, it's really fun to join in the fun, and play Zheng Lang by the way. So, after crossing the girl's entire team, the old bustard was selected by Zhao Demon and sat on the other side of Zheng Lang.

Zheng Lang couldn't help crying in his heart, I did control the royal sister, but this is a royal sister PRO.

Li Zhi also chose two girls to accompany him, and when the girls were seated, everyone began to drink and have fun. The literary style of the Tang Dynasty was at its peak, and after a while, the topic of conversation turned to the poetry pair, Zheng Lang didn't understand this, concentrated on cooking, and watched Li Zhi and Fang Yiai hugging left and right, and Zhao Demon on his left didn't dare to touch it, and the old bustard on the right didn't want to touch it, this Qinglou was in vain.

Li Zhi raised his head and said, "Today, we are in the Qinglou, why don't we just use this as the topic and compose a poem each, how about it?" ”

said and preached to himself: "Then I'll start first, I'll be ugly, the daughter of the Qinglou is fifteen or sixteen, and the green sweeping clouds are wonderful." The daughter learns to dance and worship the head, and the new one teaches Liangzhou music. ”

After chanting a quatrain, everyone applauded again and again, although Zheng Lang knew nothing about it, but at this time, it was always right to cheer.

"Good poetry, good poetry. Brother Li is talented! Fang Yiai said: "The little brother is also ugly, and he also asked a few brothers to correct him, stepping on the air and arrogant horses, and being shocked by a whip." The beauty of the green building is like a flower, and the smile opens the bead curtain to invite guests to enter. ”

As soon as the words fell, Zheng Lang took the lead in applauding, this poem is good, with his literary level, he can see that the momentum is extraordinary, a whip of thousands of miles, and he is shocked, this is not equivalent to the sword immortal's thousands of miles away to take people's heads, this is thousands of miles away to take people...... This kind of style is really fascinating.

This Fang bereaved love is said to be Fang Xuanling's youngest son, usually does not learn and has no skills, and only knows how to drink and have fun all day long.

Next it's Zheng Lang's turn, but unfortunately there is no WIFI here, can't search for poetry on the Internet, and there is no preparation before coming, Zheng Lang is a little difficult for a while, about the poems of the Qinglou? Well, it seems like there's a song, oh yes, remember!

Zheng Lang came up confidently, raised his glass with his left hand, like a poet possessed by a fairy, and said: "Outside the mountain, Qinglou, Louwailou? No, there is a green building in the green mountains outside the mountain, when will Chang'an sing and dance be closed, and the warm breeze will make the tourists drunk, and only make Chang'an a big xing. ”

As soon as he finished reading, there was a sound of wine glasses falling to the ground, and he saw Fang Yiai stunned, his mouth was so big that he could stuff an egg, and Li Zhi conservatively estimated that he could stuff a goose egg. Zheng Lang nodded silently, sure enough, what Brother Lang can remember is a famous story through the ages, although a few words have been changed, causing the rhyme to be inconsistent, but the effect is just as amazing, I have pretended this time!

Li Zhi finally closed his mouth, raised his finger at Zheng Lang in a panic and said, "Brother-in-law, you are, what are you talking about." ”

Just as he was about to speak, the door of the private room was suddenly pushed open, and a richly dressed noble man walked in, who shouted: "Who is so bold that he dares to mention anti-poetry in broad daylight!" ”

Zheng Lang was taken aback, why did I write the poem, I didn't remember the author of this poem just now, didn't Song Jiang write it? On the side, Zhao Demon laughed and bent down, this thing is really funny.

In order to meet the situation, Zheng Lang changed Chang'an to Daxing as clever, Chang'an City was indeed named Daxing, but that was in the hands of the Sui Dynasty, after Li Tang established power, Daxing was changed to Chang'an. This poem was originally written in the Southern Song Dynasty, after the fall of the Northern Song Dynasty, the emperor Zhao Gou fled south, in Lin'an, that is, Hangzhou, established the Southern Song Dynasty, the original intention of the poem was to ridicule the officials and nobles to forget the national shame, unintentionally go north to recover the old land, all day long only know how to drink and have fun, the Southern Song Dynasty capital Hangzhou as the Northern Song Dynasty capital Bianzhou.

But after Zheng Lang changed it like this, it naturally became a ridicule of the remnants of the previous dynasty to live happily in this dynasty, sing songs every day, and forget their ancestors, you must know that the Sui Dynasty has only passed long now, and there are even many ministers left over from the previous dynasty standing in the court today, including the father of the widow and Li Zhi on the opposite side......

If this kind of poem is not considered an anti-poem, which one counts.