Volume 1 Edgeworth Chapter 281 Urine Yellow Belt Beauty

Breaking the old Dao eyebrows fluttered and said: "The old old Dao has changed to a new robe!"

Hey, hey, hey.......

Hahahaha......"

it!

Nima!

Is this a joke?

This special "old way for new robes" can also be called a joke, that is really a joke.

Seeing Senior Brother Yang laughing madly.

Ji Wushuang smiled helplessly.

Especially for Senior Brother Yang's joke, this is too low!

It seems that the secret record of this "mountain" is going to be determined today!

Ji Wushuang is dark

Po Lao Dao paused to laugh, suddenly raised his head and said:

"Little junior brother, why don't you laugh?"

"I ......

Hahahaha, it's so funny. ”

Ji Wushuang laughed exaggeratedly.

"Well, you can say it too."

This......

According to Senior Brother Yang's joke, how should he tell a joke.

Ji Wushuang pondered for a long time, searching for the joke in his mind.

Pregnant!

Ji Wushuang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of a joke with a high level of laughter, which would definitely be able to deal with Senior Brother Yang.

blurted out:

"Senior brother, listen up.

said, there is a 70-year-old little fairy who divorced with two babies and thinks she looks passable to go on a blind date.

The requirements put forward are that the man must have a suite in Lingxiao Immortal City, with a monthly salary of more than 10 million high-grade spirit stones, and he must be of the highest quality.

And treat her children as their own!

The main door of the house was to be given to her.

At this time, the people next to him were talking.

The first one said, let her buy a mirror to take a good look at herself!

The other said that it would be a waste to buy a mirror, just let her pee and take pictures by herself!

Do you know what the third one says? ”

Po Lao Dao frowned: "What do you say?" ”

"The third said: It's not okay to pee, it's too yellow, bring her a beautiful face!"

After speaking, Ji Wushuang looked at the broken old road with confidence.

"Huh?! That's it? What kind of joke are you talking about? The old man was dissatisfied.

This Senior Brother Yang is doing hair!

Can't you joke yourself?

Isn't the joke a hundred times funnier than his first two to say it himself?

What a joke he has!

Ji Wushuang is stupid,

Po Lao Dao continued: "What kind of joke are you?

What's so funny about that?

Our disciples of Wenshi Dao Sect must have a sense of humor, and they must be able to have fun in suffering, repeat, and be fast. ”

Depend on!

Ji Wushuang figured it out, his jokes were too high-end, and Senior Brother Yang's laughter was extremely low, so he probably didn't care about where his jokes were.

Just learn from the jokes he says.

After thinking about it, Ji Wushuang tried: "Senior brother, the mountain is free of grass and trees, and it is slippery." ”

"Huh?!"

Po Lao Dao's squinted eyes widened instantly, and then he raised his head and laughed.

"Hahaha...... Oh...... Bro...... You didn't pretend you didn't know how to tell jokes...... Hahahaha......"

Ji Wushuang was already speechless!

Really!

Senior brother, this joke can't be regarded as ordinary people.

The brush can be a joke if it is bald, and the mountains have no grass and trees, and they must be smooth.

It took a long time to hold on to his stomach and ease up.

"Okay, if you want the word 'mountain', right, just these few copies."

He took out two ancient books from the desk at hand and threw them over.

Ji Wushuang was overjoyed and hurriedly caught it.

"The Book of Green Capsules"!

"Shaking the Dragon Sutra"!

Not bad!

"It's only two, senior brother, you're too stingy!" Ji Wushuang still said with disgust.

"You can eat these two books thoroughly, and the immortal veins of the desolation are for you to discover."

"Oh? These two classics are so good? ”

"Humph! Nature! Who else? If it's okay, I'll go, I still have to make talismans, and I'm not free," Po Lao Dao waved his hand.

"What kind of talisman?" Ji Wushuang leaned over curiously.

Both times, I saw Senior Brother Yang lying on the desk writing and drawing, but he didn't know what he was doing.

I saw the old way lying on the desk, using a Xuanjin engraving pen to carve the array charm on a jade plate.

"Senior brother, what kind of talisman is this carving?"

"This is the Continuation Dragon Talisman, and it is one of the ten thousand Talismans of the Continuation Dragon Array."

"What's the use of that?" Ji Wushuang looked at the array talisman that had been engraved on the jade plate, which was actually a bit like the words taught in the "Dao Secret Heavenly Book".

"Naturally, it is used to continue the immortal veins."

Continuing the immortal vein?

Can the immortal veins be continued?

What's the use?

Ji Wushuang curiously reached out to take the jade plate.

"Hey!" Po Lao Dao hurriedly stopped, "Don't move!" The quality of these spirit jades is too low, they can't withstand too strong fairy power, and they are very easy to crumble after carving. ”

"Why don't you use some better spirit jade!" Ji Wushuang was puzzled.

"These spirit jades are some jade mines associated with the spirit veins, which are very rare, and there are not many high-level ones.

These jade plaques are not enough, Lao Dao is worried about where to find some! ”

Po Lao Dao sighed and said:

"Hey! If there is a high-level demon beast blood as ink, its demon bone as the base will not be so fragile. ”

"What realm of demons?"

"At least it has to be a god-level monster, and the Tribulation level and the Immortal level are even better."

Ji Wushuang raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Senior Brother Yang, I think your realm is at least the Heavenly Immortal Realm." ”

"Humph! Nature! "Breaking the old way is not a good airway.

Ji Wushuang asked suspiciously, "Then why don't you hunt some of the big demons in this formation realm yourself?" Isn't that easy? ”

Po Lao Dao smiled bitterly and sighed:

"Senior brother, I'm running out of oil and running out of lights, and I won't be able to live in a few years!

If you use force easily, I'm afraid that you won't survive the moment when the ancestral dragon is reborn......"

"What?!" Ji Wushuang looked at his senior brother in shock and despair.

"Hahahaha," Po Lao Dao said with a smile, "It's okay, don't be a child, I was seriously injured by Huanglong Zhenren back then, and I survived again because I was rescued."

Live for a few hundred more years, and it's all earned! ”

Look at the senior brother who comforts him!

At this moment, Ji Wushuang still had killing intent in his heart towards that bullshit Huanglong real person.

After thinking about it, he took out a storage ring, erased the divine sense mark, and handed it to Po Lao Dao: "Senior Brother Yang, what do you think is in here?" ”

As a result of breaking the old way, the storage ring saw that his face changed drastically, and he lost his voice: "Unexpectedly...... They are all god-level demons? This...... So much? ”

In the storage ring are the corpses of five god-level wild demons.

"Hehe, I got it not long ago, if my brother is useful, I will take it."

Po Lao Dao's face was pleased, and he got up and bowed to Ji Wushuang again: "Senior brother, thank you!" ”

Ji Wushuang hurriedly waved his hand and said:

"Hey! I am also very happy to be able to help my brother.

Senior Brother Yang, what are you still polite to me?

These gods and demons are all brushed by me and my friends, but they are not of much use to them, and when the time comes, I will compensate them with something else, just take it! ”

Ji Wushuang then smiled: "I'll go first and don't disturb Senior Brother!" ”

"Hmmm! Go ahead! ”

Po Lao Dao watched Ji Wushuang leave the house, clutching the storage ring in his hand tightly.

With these big demons, you will be able to complete the spirit runes required for the continuation of the dragon array as quickly as possible.

For the sake of the last wishes of several senior brothers, I must hold on!

Po Lao Dao turned around and looked at the half-open and half-closed genealogy hanging in the main hall, and sighed:

"My Wenshi Dao Sect has accepted a good junior brother!

Hahaha...... Brush with bald ......

The old way has been replaced by a new robe......

Senior Brother Guo!

Hahaha......"

Po Lao Dao smiled, and with a smile, two lines of hot tears slipped down from the corners of his eyes.

After a long time, he muttered to himself:

"Senior brothers, the junior brother found the little junior brother and passed on the incense of the sect.

In a few years, the junior brother will definitely continue the Kunlun Immortal Vein and revive the Ancestral Dragon Holy City.

Bro......

I'll be able to accompany my brothers soon......

Wait a minute, I'......"