Chapter 115: Fuck Your Mother
The Martial Arts Heaven Zone is different from the Science and Technology Heaven Zone and the Magic Skill Heaven Zone, and the Martial Arts Heaven Zone has always pursued the principle that whoever has the big fist is the boss. The emperor of the Martial Arts Heavenly Region is also known as Wuzun, he is not necessarily the most intelligent and leading person in the entire Heavenly Region, but he must be the most capable of fighting. Since the main god has a high opinion of Uncle Liangjia, maybe one day he will become the most capable one in the whole heaven area? It's always a good idea to have relationships ahead of time.
So, Zheng Lang told all the things that could be said so far since he met the nine thousand. The uncle listened quietly, and then began to be undecided.
"What is this? Do you mean that the Lord God promised us before that it was fooling me to accumulate enough 50,000 points to be able to leave the Lord God's space? I've joined the Martial Arts Heavenly District now and become an honorable civil servant? Or is it a government that has perished and is now in exile? ”
"That's pretty much the case, but it's not necessarily impossible to get out of it, after all, there are cases where civil servants go to the sea. Right. Zheng Lang comforted a few words, and then said: "Actually, I think I have more pressure, I have inexplicably taken over the title of emperor, and there are still 30 million people who will descend on the main material world soon, and they can eat a million pigs a day, believe it or not." ”
Although after Zhao You's chest push before, no, it was persuasion, Zheng Lang took over the position of the emperor of the Science and Technology Heaven Region, but he was always a little uneasy in his heart. And although Uncle Liangjia has an unserious appearance, sometimes people feel surprisingly reliable, Zheng Lang couldn't help but complain a few more words.
Uncle Liangjia just complained, and also scolded and quieted down, obscene to obscene, this thing is still quite open-minded: "Forget it, it's not a big deal, you still have to complete the task, but the goal has changed."
But young man, what else do you have to complain about? When my uncle was young, he always wanted to encounter something big one day, and he always felt that there was a world waiting for me to save. Isn't that what you're doing? Besides, you're much better than your uncle. I just said that I am a civil servant, which is an overestimate. I'm now a potential temporary worker, the kind who doesn't have a contract or insurance.
You left early, I don't know how miserable life is in the main god space. When I met the demon team, my former comrades-in-arms died one by one in front of my eyes. If it weren't for your hard drive, I hadn't finished reading it, and my uncle might not have been able to hold on. After that time, Zheng Zha was like a different person. Ay! ”
Zheng Lang was silent, although he had also experienced a lot of life and death tests during this time, he knew the method used by the main god to train the warriors, and he had the honor of performing a mission with the Zhongzhou team before, and now every time he thinks about it, he can still see the hideous face of the alien queen.
Uncle Liangjia continued: "I know no, your situation, in my opinion, it is hypocrisy, that is, worrying about the new words. What's so bad about being an emperor, being a superman is Dorafeng, why do you care so much. Listen to me, there will be no more than five people in the world who will really affect whether you are happy or not, and other people care about him so much. Listen to me, live a little more freely. If I hadn't looked away, I would have gone crazy or died. During this time, I have also summed it up, and if you want to live happily, I have a four-character mantra. Do you want to listen? ”
"Of course!" Zheng Lang looked forward to it, waiting for the guidance of his seniors.
The uncle of the good family half-raised his face, his eyes were solemn, and he opened his mouth and spat lightly: "Once I encounter any difficulties or things that I can't get over, I will say ......."
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
The uncle's roar echoed in the community, and Uncle Wang's scolding came from the next building......
Fuck you!? Zheng Lang didn't react for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that these four words were meaningful and profound. is full of disdain for life, and a sense of freedom that only middle-aged uncles can have.
"Hahahaha." Zheng Lang laughed wildly, and his laughter contained indescribable relief: "Uncle, I have to convince you about this." You make so much sense, fuck your mother, hahahaha. ”
It was not until this moment that Zheng Lang finally accepted everything that happened to him, and the pressure that had been pressed on his body these days disappeared, and he was indescribably relaxed.
"Hahaha." Uncle Liangjia also laughed. Hugging Zheng Lang's shoulders, the two shouted together: "Fuck your mother!" ”
The two were happily scolding each other, the link door behind them flickered, and the master walked out with a person, looking vaguely like Zheng Zha, who should have been educated by a master who was also from the martial arts heavenly region.
One is a rank-breaker, and the other is still being trained fiercely in various tasks, these two people are right, and the results speak for themselves.
The master casually threw Zheng Zhe on the floor and said, "Boss, the Martial Arts Heavenly Region has sent someone over again, really, even this kind of unpopular person has been sent, just to lose the face of our Martial Arts Heavenly District, I don't know what the main god thinks." ”
Zheng Lang walked up to the master, habitually reached out and patted the master's waist, after all, he could only reach this height, and said: "It's okay, the main god naturally has his thoughts, aren't you also growing up like this, by the way, I learned a big truth today!" Fuck you! Ha ha! ”
The next moment, Zheng Lang turned into a star in the sky, and the master looked at the uncle of the good family who was checking Zheng Zha's life and death, and said, "It's really not good!" ”
Facing his predecessors, the uncle of the good family also put away his cynical posture and shrank aside in silence.
……
In the next two days, the world was as peaceful and peaceful as ever, just like the green of A-shares, which has been so stable.
Zheng Lang has nothing else to do except go around Dimensional Island every day.
Zheng Zha and Uncle Liangjia fell into the hands of the masters, saying that they wanted to train them well, so as not to lose the face of the martial arts heaven when they went out. Wu Meiniang never came back, but Zheng Lang, who received the main god's message, was no longer overly worried.
"Close your eyes and feel with your heart, Qi is everywhere, and everyone has it in their body!" The master is practicing two unlucky eggs.
Zheng Lang also joined in the fun on the side, thinking that he would learn some strong methods from the master to fight and turn horses, but who knew that it was all this kind of rotten street tune. These words can be found in any fantasy novel, and some authors are even more similar than the masters.
A few people closed their eyes, meditating hard, not knowing what the two people on the side were thinking, Zheng Lang's mind had already crooked the matter of Teacher Mikami's retirement, it's a pity!
At this moment, Zheng Zhe suddenly opened his eyes and said solemnly: "It's here." ”