[No, I must be blind, these two old men were kissing just now? 】

[Old man? Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, people are middle-aged at best, okay]

[I am still middle-aged in my fifties, and I am a thirty-year-old who has been calling myself middle-aged for many years (declining .jpg)]

[As long as it's dog food, I love to eat it regardless of whether he's middle-aged or old, it's so perverted, hehe]

Jiang Jiaolong changed his shoes and walked into the hall, and the aura of the powerful kingly demeanor made Xiao Liu, who was sitting on the sofa, a little uneasy.

Xiao Liu was also drunk, he didn't expect the chairman of the Jiang Group to come back, he knew that this was the case, so he removed the camera and flashed people.

I'm tired, but the psychological pressure isn't so great.

"Hello Mr. Jiang."

"Husband, he is the cameraman of the show of the Star Entertainment Group, specializing in filming our precious grandson."

Jiang Jiaolong nodded and went upstairs.

"Aunt Zhang, prepare bath water for Mr." Chen Yanqing shouted.

At this time, Doudou came out of the bathroom and slowly moved against the wall.

"Grandpa."

Jiang Jiaolong changed his usual serious appearance, immediately changed into an amiable appearance, and squatted down, "I miss grandpa, come baby, grandpa kiss one." ”

Doudou leaned in, and then frowned, waved his little hand, and looked disgusted, "Grandpa stinks, you have to wash it first, and Doudou will let you kiss it." ”

Chen Yanqing also followed, disgusted: "Don't drink anymore, it hurts your body." ”

"Okay, okay."

"Baby, what's wrong with your feet?" Chen Yanqing asked.

Doudou sighed like an adult, "I've been squatting for a long time, and I'm numb, but it's not in the way, it'll be fine in a while." ”

Chen Yanqing's focus was obviously not here, she asked anxiously: "Baby, are you constipated after squatting for so long?" Later, Dr. Zhang will see if it is indigestion. ”

"Without grandma, Doudou just thought that the book in the toilet was good to read, so he stayed for a while."

Toilet books?

Chen Yanqing walked in suspiciously, and according to what Doudou said, he found a beautifully designed 32-carat hard-cover book from the drawer under the sink.

Title: Contemporary Scumbag and Scumbag Cultivation Book.

What is this?

Chen Yanqing remembered that her husband Jiang Jiaolong used to have a problem reading in the toilet, but later squatted down and developed hemorrhoids, and after surgery, he forcibly changed this habit.

Even if he hadn't changed it, he would not have read such a messy book as an old man.

And the servants at home, etc., it is impossible to come in at all, they have special bathrooms.

So who is that?

The only possible one is his son Jiang Shaochen!

What does he want to do, he is married, and he can't accept it?

She made a phone call, and the voice was so loud that it almost lifted the roof.

"Did you put the toilet book?"

"What book? You're embarrassed to ask, isn't that your scumbag quote? ”

Netizens were stunned, and the barrage flew out a second later.

[What? Scumbag quotes? And this book? 】

[What is it like, ask the publishing house, I must study it carefully to avoid being deceived in the future]

[Hurry up, isn't Jiang Shaochen holding it in his hand? ] Blue cover, almighty Baidu, search it]

[Your focus is too strange, shouldn't you question Jiang Shaochen's good character at this time? ] A perfect male god at the level of a domineering president, he actually read scumbag quotes? 】

[Could it be the beginning of the month? Even if a man reads it, he should also read the scumbag quotes, so as not to be deceived by bad women]

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In the car.

Jiang Shaochen hung up the phone, feeling a little inexplicable.

What scumbag quotes to put in the toilet!

"Your mother, oh, no, what did our mother say?"

"I don't understand why she said that I put it in the toilet."

Yueman smiled and said, "That, I forgot to take it out when I went to the toilet." ”

Jiang Shaochen couldn't believe his eyes a little, "You, yours?" ”

At the beginning of the month, Man nodded, "Last time I went shopping, I accidentally saw it, and I bought it because I thought it was interesting." ”

Jiang Shaochen was heartbroken, "You, you actually want to be a scumbag?" ”

"Our mother didn't say it all, the full name of the book is "Contemporary Scumbag and Scumbag Cultivation Book", and the scumbag quotations are just one of the small chapters. To be exact, everyone is suitable for watching and exercising their eloquence. Anyway, it's just a few pages, you can't read the loss and you can't be fooled. ”

"If you see it, you earn it, right?" Jiang Shaochen looked at her amusementively and said.

At the beginning of the month, Man raised his eyebrows, and he was serious, "Yes, but this kind of book, you are condescending to be a reader, you should be the author, and write a hardcore book directly." ”

"What do you mean?"

"Literally, hehe." At the beginning of the month, Man threw a wink at Jiang Shaochen, "After all, you see that the eldest lady of the Lu family has asked you to open a hotel." ”

It's okay not to say this, Jiang Shaochen got angry as soon as he said it, "You are embarrassed to say, who asked you to mess with my mobile phone and send messages randomly, I have nothing to do with her, just because of your pranks, I have explained to her several times." ”

At the beginning of the month, Man couldn't help but laugh when he thought of the message she secretly sent.

"I'll tell you again, I'm not a scumbag, I'm very pure in terms of feelings, I'm just a person who is pure and pure."

Jiang Shaochen suddenly said seriously.

This, of course, is believed by Chuman, after all, he is a person who knows the plot of the original book. All those rumors, such as GAY, white moonlight, etc., were fabricated by people with intentions.

God treats her well, knowing that she has never been in love, and she has a habit of emotional cleanliness, so she relived her life and arranged a love husband for her.

"Alright, don't get excited, I'll just tease you." Moonman said.

Jiang Shaochen was aggrieved and leaned into Yueman's ear: "No matter how bad I am, I will only be bad to you alone." ”

No way!

These words were too ambiguous, so that Yueman didn't hold it for a while, and gasped for breath.

The driver was stunned.

What kind of voice is this, isn't it, this, this is still in the car, although he is a driver, he is also dignified.

I really don't think of him as a human being.

He risked his life to look in the rearview mirror and saw the two of them sitting upright.

Disappointed!

What a disappointment!

After Jiang Shaochen sat upright, Yueman hurriedly covered up, "My heart is not very good, the space in the car is small, and I can't breathe well." ”

Jiang Shaochen didn't save face for her at all, "I read your physical examination report last month, there is nothing wrong with your heart, and besides, isn't the air conditioner turned on in the car?" ”

"You! I don't want to pay attention to you! ”

"Why are you so awkward, I'm no one else, let alone panting, it doesn't matter if you burp and fart." Jiang Shaochen's eyes were shining, which made Yue Man a little confused for a while.

But she still stiffened her mouth with shame and anger, "Who, who is panting?" And, how could I put, fart! Don't talk nonsense, let the master hear the joke. ”

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