Chapter 214: This Time I Please
Nagano's plan is very simple, first select a lucky man at random, and then a few people will perform a bareback, ahhh This is repeated three times, as long as someone comes up to stop it once, even if Zheng Lang wins, if not, Yongye wins.
In this world, if you have a license, it is a legal act, but if not, a man cannot be forced, it is a violation of the law, although the punishment after the fact is not serious, but it is indeed illegal.
Zheng Lang thought about it and said that he had no opinion, and it was also a rare opportunity to improve his acting skills if he had the opportunity to play a bully on the street.
Several people quickly locked on a man, who had just come out of the restaurant after supper, staggered and seemed to have drunk a lot of alcohol. Zheng Lang objected: "This one is drunk, his behavior is uncontrollable when he is drunk, maybe he will do something impulsive, let's change it." ”
Nagano shook his head resolutely: "Okay, it's a random selection, this is the first man we met, many men in the city have been arrested by us, and it's hard to find a lonely." Even if he is impulsive to drink, he may impulsively stop it. Come on, hurry. With that, he reached out and ruffled his hair, and pulled the shoulder strap under his shoulder, revealing his beautiful collarbone.
How can this be faster than Brother Lang entering the role?
Ryoko took on the role of director: "I don't think the expression is quite right, you have to panic a little more, I know you're excited right now and want to get the result quickly, but this emotion shouldn't be shown on your face." ”
After speaking, he looked at Zheng Lang, who was putting on an anxious expression, and said: "Your expression is very good, you can play a man's impatient appearance vividly, you can see that you usually exercise regularly, you are performing in your true colors, right?" ”
Hehe, Brother Lang's acting skills are amazing, so it's not a true performance.
As the drunken man approached step by step, Ryoko shouted, "Action!" The test that determines the fate of the men of this world begins like a child's play.
Zheng Lang first laughed wildly, and then pounced on Yongye and pushed the girl to the ground: "Hahaha, you shout, shout, even if you shout, no one will come to save you!" As a partner of justice, there are really few scenes where this line can be said appropriately, Zheng Langzhi is proud, as if he has solved an important achievement.
Yongye shrank into a ball, covering his disheveled chest with his hands, and his face was instantly pear-ting: "Don't, you don't have a permit, this kind of behavior is not legal." Ah, the young man over there, could you please save me? ”
This line is a bit too straight to the point, and the emotions are not in place.
The drunken man heard the movement here, and walked up slowly and quickly.
Zheng Lang was already deep in the play, and shouted at the other party: "I advise you not to meddle in your affairs, uncle's affairs are not something you can manage." ”
The drunken man took a closer look at Yongye, burped, patted Zheng Lang on the shoulder and said, "This brother, you don't have a license, it's not right to use force like this!" ”
Zheng Lang's eyes lit up, could it be that he was so lucky that he was the first to meet a man with a clear conscience? This wave is stable!
I saw the drunken man reach out and pick out something from his arms, and then said: "I think this girl is also very beautiful, I still have a multi-person permit here, or I will invite this time, but I have to come first!" ”
With a sneer from Nagano, Zheng Lang couldn't bear it himself, and a hand knife knocked out the drunk man, threw it to the side of the road, and shrugged his shoulders helplessly at Ryoko, but this time it was Zheng Lang who lost, and the men lost a third of their chance.
Zheng Lang looked at the drunken man who fainted again, if the world really followed the path arranged by Yongye in the end, I don't know if the lucky men who were selected tonight would be recorded in history.
Nagano pulled up his clothes and said proudly, "It's the first one, there are not many opportunities left for you!" ”
Zheng Lang pursed his lips and said, "Can you not pick the drunk next?" ”
Nagano, who had gained the benefits, would easily give up his advantages, and flatly refused: "It's completely random to say that it's good, how can you change it at will!" As he spoke, he bounced and went back to find the next one to be tested.
Zheng Lang took a photo of the drunk man before leaving, in case this thing didn't work out in the end, but you must not let the men of this world blame Brother Lang for this, how much resentment it must be, it is not a problem to cross the multiverse. The so-called unjust debtor has the owner, and when the time comes, as soon as the photos of these people are published, you can hate these people. Before you win, you lose first, this is Brother Lang winning.
searched all the way, and after a while, several people locked on a man, who was an old man in his fifties and sixties, who was fishing at night by the river with a flashlight. Zheng Lang was overjoyed when he saw it, the fishing guy is an old man, there is no more suitable person than this. Most of them have detached themselves from low-level interests and devoted themselves to personal hobbies, and this age is enough for them to see through some things in the world and become more compassionate. This wave brother is stable again!
On the contrary, it was Yongye on the side, who showed an uneasy expression in the face of this opponent, which increased Zheng Lang's confidence even more.
As director Ryoko began, Nagano stumbled from the darkness to the old man, shouting as he ran: "Who will save me, there is a man without a permit who is chasing me, come on!" The expression is flustered and cautious, and from time to time he turns around and uses body language to show that the chaser is behind him, and his acting skills have improved a lot.
Zheng Lang walked behind with a cruel smile, reflecting the strong confidence that he was not afraid of the prey escaping, and performed a ruthless man who took pleasure in teasing his prey, which was completely different from the last performance, showing the depth of Brother Lang's acting skills. Of course, the most important thing is to give the elderly time to think and act.
Nagano twisted his feet, as if he had twisted his ankles, and fell to the ground, less than ten meters away from the old man. Zheng Lang approached step by step and said: "Haha, such a beautiful chick, what if you don't have a license, I'm not a person who is afraid of things, I see who will stop me!" Not only do I want to force you, I also have evil habits, I will torture you with all kinds of props, and in the end I will kill you and throw you into this river! ”
In order to arouse the sympathy of the old man, Zheng Lang exaggerated and added a lot of drama without authorization. Nagano showed a dissatisfied look and continued to shout, "Help, is there anyone to help me!" ”
The old man on the side was indifferent, just looking at the buoys in the river, Zheng Lang advanced the plot again, and reached out to touch Yongye's body. Another few minutes passed, and the old man still didn't look back, but Brother Lang couldn't go on acting anymore, and this can't just have lines and no actions, otherwise it would be too fake.