Chapter 38: What kind of garbage skill is this?
The sun shines and the lake is as quiet as a mirror. Suddenly, two white waves cut through the picture like sharp swords, rippling to the sides. The ripples brought by the white waves bloomed instantly, just like the lines of poetry poured out by the shaking lake to the sky, splitting the lake in half.
The tumbling white line did not stop until the shore of the lake, and the white waves on it were like the tail notes of a pen until they dissipated on the shore. The crowd of people who happened to pass by saw this amazing scene, and they took out their mobile phones to record this beauty, while slowly approaching the shore.
Their eyes fell on a few Taihu Lake stones, seeking clues. However, no other discoveries have been made other than traces of the deposition of time. Eventually, one by one, the pedestrians left, leaving the lake back to its former tranquility.
At this moment, Liu Xiaoxing, who was behind a Taihu Lake stone, exposed the top of his head, and after his eyes explored around to make sure that no one noticed him, he slowly stood up with the Taihu Lake stone as the support. Here is close to the shore, and the water is only chest-deep. So, he took a step in the water and walked steadily towards the shore, letting the cool water of the lake flow through his body.
The experience just now made Liu Xiaoxing directly frightened. That terrifying speed feels so much more exciting than riding a roller coaster, a roller coaster, a pendulum or something like that.
Liu Xiaoxing, who was wet all over, stood on the shore and glanced at the Huxin Pavilion where he could only vaguely see the shadows, and felt a trace of confusion in his heart.
This trick to avoid water is said to be useful, and it is short-lived; It's useless to say it's not only stiff, it's also super fast.
"Hey! What's going on! β
Liu Xiaoxing felt that it was too difficult, and now he can only feel the warmth of this world again by returning to the bed in the dormitory and covering it with the warm little quilt.
The distance between Huxin Pavilion and the boys' dormitory is not far, however, the place where Liu Xiaoxing went ashore at the moment happened to be in a place where even the students usually felt far away when they rode bicycles. Faced with the reality of walking back to the dormitory, Liu Xiaoxing couldn't help but feel a trace of despair, and his face showed helplessness.
Fortunately, there is an in-house shared bicycle for students not far from here.
When Liu Xiaoxing rode his bicycle wet, and the water marks left along the way became a mural-like picture on the street, this peculiar scene was quickly captured by a passing student. Soon, a new post appeared on the campus forum, which immediately detonated various sections - that is, "The God of Live Streaming in Performance Art".
When Liu Xiaoxing returned to the dormitory after all the hard work, he was dragged to read the post, and he could only sigh in his heart.
It seems that I am destined to be a single dog in college! What the hell am I in this school? There is no salvation, destroy it!
After Liu Xiaoxing took a bath, he was in a low mood like eating a moldy lemon, and shrank directly into the quilt. Although the chill of late autumn had not yet officially declared war on the world, he already felt the coldness of his limbs, as if he was huddled in a swamp full of crocodiles, and hated the resentment of "those who see it".
"The trick to avoid water is so pitted! Wouldn't that be more terrifying? If one day I don't have time to stop it, and I activate some wishing mode, I won't be trapped? β
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoxing couldn't help but grab the quilt again.
"Not as well! I use the wish every three months, isn't it safe? Liu Xiaoxing suddenly felt that he was witty.
"Make a very small wish! This is also a small backlash! If it weren't for the small quilt pinched with both hands, Liu Xiaoxing would have made a gesture of smashing his right fist on the palm of his left hand to show that he was extraordinary.
"If you don't make a wish, give me a pen!"
"No! This kind of wish is so meaningless! I have a pen out of thin air, and I have to accept the backlash, which is a bit of a loss! Why don't you make a wish a little bigger, a little more mysterious? β
Liu Xiaoxing tilted his head and looked at Liu Liu, who was playing with all kinds of foul language under the bed on the balcony.
"Why don't you make a wish for him?"
Liu Liu mutters every day that he doesn't have a girlfriend, do you want to wish he found a partner? Help him realize his dream of getting off the single in four years of undergrad? β
"I don't know what this reaction is."
"Why don't you try?"
Although Liu Xiaoxing's mind was still entangled, it seemed that his actions had not stopped, and when he was sober, the interface of the system had been called out by him.
"Oops! The system mistook me! It's all the system that mistakes me! Liu Xiaoxing had a lewd smile on the corner of his mouth, and he silently buckled the pot to the system in his heart.
"I want to make a wish...... Give Liu Liu a good-looking object! β
"Does the host want to make a wish to give Liu Liu a good-looking object? Please confirm, please confirm. If the host does not respond before the end of the countdown, it will be considered a confirmation! The countdown beginsβ"
"Sure, sure!"
"The gods are activated, and the wish is successful!"
Liu Xiaoxing made his decision full of anticipation and doubts, and he bit his lower lip to wonder if this ability was really as magical as a fantasy novel. He was anxious about the severity of the backlash, and he couldn't wait to throw the dice to predict the outcome. It's all about figuring out how to use this "god-thinking" skill that he loves and hates in the next cycle.
"It seems that this wishing skill is not very accurate! With so many exaggerated introductions and threats before, was it just to discourage me from using this skill? However, according to the previous point of view, although the system is not reliable, it is not completely useless! β
Liu Xiaoxing was worried for a long time, and found that there was no reaction.
Liu Liu is still playing online games, and he is still exporting mouth cannons, and there is no good-looking girl who secretly sends him out of thin air.
Just when Liu Xiaoxing was about to give up watching the excitement, a sudden colic pain made his face instantly whiter than the moon. He immediately bounced out of bed, like a wild dog whose tail had been ignited by an unknown force, at incredible speed and without warning.
Holding his prickly stomach in his hand, he dragged a roll of paper from the boss's table and rushed to the toilet like a bolt of lightning.
The rickety door panels of the bathroom dutifully recalled the scene just now, scoring every detail, as if to measure the astonishing speed of the figure that had just flashed.
In the toilet cubicle, Liu Xiaoxing bit the roll of paper in his mouth, the green tendons on his strong arms jumped up and down as if they had been electrocuted, his palms pressed on the door frames on both sides with full tension, and a pair of eyes were bloodshot with stars.
Immediately after, a series of playful and brief "crackling" sounds, like a symphony of bands waving magic wands, were forcefully converted into sonic vibrations, which directly stimulated the vibration sensors of the windows of the nearby dormitory.
As you can see, in this quiet night, a small round of "probe fever" swept in, and one by one the hesitant heads jumped out of the window, letting out a chant of surprise, telling an unforgettable evaluation of the event.
"I've become a big internet celebrity! The toilet is extraordinary! β
"This thunder is only because there is one in the sky, how many times can the world hear it?"
"I don't dare to go to the toilet on our floor today! If Aunt Cleaning doesn't come to clean, I definitely don't dare to go, just listening to the sound, I already feel terrible inside! β
"This is the reincarnation of Lei Zhenzi, right?"
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