Following.

Liu Xiaoxing was lying on the bed in the dormitory, rubbing his headache and splitting head, looking at the white ceiling, and couldn't help but bared his teeth.

Yesterday, the four of them were noisy for a while, and they went to the snack street to drink under the leadership of Liu Liu's playing cards.

In the past, I drank three by myself, but yesterday I was the first to fall.

"The three of them definitely practiced secretly!" Liu Xiaoxing thought a little aggrieved.

At this moment, a long-lost "ding" sounded.

Mission Name: Rescue the Licking Dog (2) (1/3)

Mission Objective: Wang Weidong, the guard of Z University

Mission: Save Wang Weidong, who is in the crisis of a tea girl, so that he can see the true face of the liar and wake up from the nightmare.

Rewards: Mystery Pack, 2500 points, and random skill upgrades

"Huh? Why don't you ask me if I accept it? Just publish it directly? Don't cows drink water and force their heads? Also, what the hell is 2500 points? Has the system finally found its conscience? Liu Xiaoxing looked confused, and a group of cute grass and mud horses flew through his heart again.

Wang Weidong? Guard? Isn't this Uncle Wang? Uncle Wang met a tea seller? I'll it. Also, what the hell is this third?

Never mind! Du Fu said that shooting a man first shoots a horse, and a thief captures the king first.

If you want to understand the situation, you have to start with Uncle Wang first.

His mind flashed like electricity, and Uncle Wang used to say that he would go to the bathhouse to take a bath after changing shifts every day.

It seems that only the intercourse can enhance the trust between people.

Thinking of this, the originally somewhat sloppy eyes seemed to have a glimmer of light again.

Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoxing was ready to continue to sleep and recuperate in preparation for the bathhouse battle in the evening.

As for morning and afternoon classes? Oh, now it's the world of jade disease, it's a big deal to say that you're in a bad mood and want to die! Hum!

Liu Xiaoxing finally let go of the big thing in his heart and fell asleep again.

In the evening.

The setting sun enveloped the entire campus, as if casting a golden veil over the university, and the already yellowed ginkgo biloba leaves fell on the meadow, like a Western painting.

Uncle Wang, who had changed shifts, was wearing an old white sweater on his upper body, janitor pants on his lower body, a pair of slippers that looked a little wistful on his feet, and a plastic bag and walked towards the bathhouse. The sparse hair on the top forms a strong contrast with the scenery of the campus at this time, as if the painting style has changed from pastoral painting to abstract art.

Uncle Wang, who is so different, has long been discovered by Liu Xiaoxing, who was squatting near the bathhouse.

The crowd looked for him thousands of times, but the man was in the lamplight!

Keep the clouds open and see the moon, and wait for the flowers to bloom!

Liu Xiaoxing, who had been squabbling on the side for more than half a year, immediately stood up excitedly and was about to walk towards Uncle Wang, but he fell directly!

I'm going to ...... Leg numbness!

Liu Xiaoxing wanted to cry and patted his thigh without tears, but was immediately recognized by the surrounding classmates.

"Isn't this Liu Xiaoxing?"

"Is our school's No. 1 Yin-Yang Master?"

"Didn't he go to a movie? I've even swiped him on a certain sound! ”

"Me too, me too......"

“……”

Liu Xiaoxing felt the horror of social death again, and as soon as his legs recovered, he immediately blocked his face with a basin and ran to the bathhouse.

As soon as I entered the bathhouse, I saw that the starling cage was covered with a cloth and hung inside the ticket office, so that the birds would not be frightened. Uncle Zhang, who sells tickets, has a good relationship with Uncle Wang, and every time he comes to take a bath, he will help Uncle Wang take care of Xiaoba.

Take down Uncle Wang! Ollie gives! Dry!

Liu Xiaoxing took a deep breath for himself, and after cheering himself up, he bought a ticket to enter the bathhouse changing room.

After a while, Liu Xiaoxing, who was covered in naked, came to the bathing area of the bathhouse.

The bathing area was so steamy that it was almost impossible to see the faces of other people. Liu Xiaoxing searched all the way around the pool, and soon found that the uncle was in the corner of the pool, soaking in enjoyment.

Liu Xiaoxing immediately found a place close to the uncle and went into the water. After soaking for a while, he pretended to have just seen it and shouted, "Eh! Uncle, we've met again!"

The uncle was startled, turned his head and saw that it was Liu Xiaoxing, so he smiled reassuringly: "It's you kid!" You like to come to the bath too!"

"Haha! The Imperial Army entrusted me ...... Bah...... In the afternoon, I played basketball for a while, and I was sticky, so I thought about taking a dip to relieve my fatigue! Then let the bathhouse master help rub it. ”

"You kid is inexperienced, uncle, I went to Yushengyan in Dongcheng, Hojo soup in Xicheng, and Tangquanya in Nancheng, and I need to be able to get through the strength of this bath, otherwise it won't be clean at all! The masters of our bathhouse have many skills, and they are all monks who are halfway monks. Wait a while for you to loosen up, let's go and steam together! When the time comes, the uncle will give you a full set of gift packages! Keep you comfortable! ”

"What's so embarrassing! Anyway, it's me, a junior, who should come to serve you! ”

"Hey, don't see it! Being able to take a bath together in the bathhouse is fate! I'm telling you, if it weren't for the work of guarding the pavilion, I wouldn't have been able to do without it! I've been working at the bathhouse for a long time! Definitely better than them! Wait a minute, let me show you what the king of bathing is! Ever heard of a one-handed bath? Wait for the show to show you! ”

"How embarrassing is that!" Liu Xiaoxing hurriedly said, "Let me serve you." ”

He came to attack the uncle, not to be attacked by the uncle. It's not the right rhythm!!

But under Uncle Wang's enthusiastic offensive, Liu Xiaoxing was finally taken to finish the dragon before the bath.

Liu Xiaoxing, who came out of the sauna, felt a little weak, and his whole body was red like a big crab that had just come out of the pot. He really didn't expect the pear-shaped uncle to be so heat-resistant, and adding water was scoop after scoop. It's already so uncomfortable, but the uncle won't let him go!

O God! What about the bottoming out? I'm already so unlucky, haven't I gotten any better?

"Smack!"

Uncle Wang was shy on his stomach, patted the bed next to him, and said with a smile: "Come, lie on your stomach!" ”

Liu Xiaoxing swallowed a mouthful of saliva and trembled and lay down.

Then, I saw Uncle Wang take a bunch of small plastic bags from the basket under his feet, open them and pour them on Liu Xiaoxing's back, and then wipe these colorful ingredients like pancakes and fruits.

"Hey!"

Just saw that Uncle Wang was angry and dantian, his left and right hands were together, and he shouted, and after slapping Liu Xiaoxing with one palm, he rubbed it hard. When you rub the bath towel, your skin changes color instantly. If you say that when you are in the sauna, Liu Xiaoxing is just normal red. At that moment, his skin turned crimson.

"It must be the wrong way for me to open the script! God, help me! I can't! Die! Die! Please spare me! ”

Liu Xiaoxing opened his mouth, and every time he wanted to cry out in pain, he would be interrupted by Uncle Wang's card-style scrubbing, leaving him with only hideous facial features and desperate eyes.

Fortunately, the uncle was skillful, and in less than ten minutes, he cleaned Liu Xiaoxing inside and out, front and back.

"What's going on? Isn't it a cut better than them! Uncle Wang put the bath towel next to the water faucet and washed it, then patted Liu Xiaoxing's back and asked.

Liu Xiaoxing struggled to get up, gave a thumbs up, and looked at Uncle Wang with a smile: "Uncle, you are so strong!" I feel like I've been reborn! Why don't I rub it for you? ”

"Haha! Is this a desire to learn and sell now? Come on! Uncle Wang smiled proudly and lay down on a bed next to him.

Liu Xiaoxing had forgotten his previous strategy of currying favor with Uncle Wang at this moment, and his heart was full of resentment towards Uncle Wang. He moved his wrist slightly, and then put a set of pancake operations on Uncle Wang's back, and wrapped the bath towel around his hand with a fierce look.

Since you have laid down with mercy, don't blame me for being ruthless, ruthless, and iron-toothed!! At this moment, my little universe has been burned, even if you become a brain-dead, idiot, or imbecile, I want you to experience what hell on earth is, what is the low pant of fate!

"Hey! Ha! Hey! Ha ......"

"The lad is too vain! With a little effort... Come to the bath after eating, why are you so boring! ”

"That's right! More power! Bigger! Eh, so it doesn't last? ”

"Young man, you have this physical strength, how can you get it in the future! Men can't be so vain! ”

“……”

“……”

When Liu Xiaoxing, who was tired and a little prostration, looked at the uncle Wang in front of him who was straight out of bed with a carp, his heart was completely shattered.

may have found that Liu Xiaoxing's face was not good-looking, so Uncle Wang patted him on the shoulder seriously and said, "Young man, although you are very weak, you have learned the skills!" Still very smart! In the future, eat more, exercise more, and make up for it! ”

Liu Xiaoxing pulled the corners of his mouth and said in a slightly crying voice: "Haole! Uncle, I will definitely exercise more and eat more in the future! ”

"Haha! What is going on, boy! It's okay, Uncle is not bullying you! So be it! Wait until you take a shower, Uncle invites you to eat noodles! By the way, how about teaching you my scrubbing skills? ”

"Huh? All right! All right! ”

Liu Xiaoxing was in a good mood instantly!

Plan to pass? Plan !!