"They say I'm a monster, and I don't think they're as good as ...... clowns"

The mobile phone ringtone in Guan Zhifeng's pocket rang suddenly.

In the meeting hall full of cadres from all over the town, more than 100 people looked at Guan Zhifeng.

I was looking forward to the next unique "review".

Unexpectedly, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly sounded a strange ringtone.

However, the lyrics of "Youpu" are extremely appropriate for Guan Zhifeng.

"They say I'm a monster, and I don't think they're as good as ...... clowns"

The bell sang in the pocket, amplified through the microphone, like a concert.

The audience burst into laughter.

When the meeting is held, the mobile phones of the participants must be silent, which is the basic common sense of the participants.

Guan Zhifeng doesn't understand.

But before entering the venue, he was stopped by Jin Mingli and said something about his attitude for a long time, and his attention was all on her reminder.

When he entered the venue, he was infected by the atmosphere of the scene, thinking about what kind of expression he would take on stage for a while, how to be cool, and don't cry with a sad face.

And how to begin, how to transition, how to end concisely, and so on.

Guan Zhifeng completely forgot about the stubble of muting his phone.

Now, the singing in the pocket is getting louder and louder.

Guan Zhifeng hurriedly went to his trouser pocket to touch his mobile phone, not wanting to touch the wrong trouser pocket again in a hurry.

The audience laughed again.

When he took out his mobile phone, the ringtone was in front of the microphone, and it was even louder.

"Often the male protagonist is the male protagonist at the beginning of the headwind, pretending to be confused, this is my attitude towards life......"

The music with a subdued tone is clearly a portrayal of Guan Zhifeng's life at this moment.

He was tinkering with his phone, and the audience was already laughing.

The review meeting has completely turned into a music talk show scene.

Just as he hurriedly turned off the volume of his mobile phone, he only heard a broken cry from the host and the table:

"Guan Zhifeng, hand over your phone."

The one who is full of voice is the town secretary Guo Kaixiang.

Holding back his anger and looking at Guan Zhifeng's indifferent attitude, Guo Kaixiang, who had long wanted to have a seizure, finally caught Guan Zhifeng's handle, and it was in front of more than 100 cadres in the town.

Although, not turning off your phone for a meeting is just a small thing.

But today's occasion is the protagonist of the review, and Guan Zhifeng's mistake is too timely.

He was about to shoot, and the executed person came up to load the bullet, which was really his own death.

Guo Kaixiang is in need of this appearance.

Let all the cadres on the scene see that this Guan Zhifeng not only works weekdays, but even the review is not serious. Such a negative example can be executed on the spot.

Take this opportunity to teach a good lesson, if Guan Zhifeng still dares to talk back, then let him resign directly.

Zhang Chao, director of the party and government office in the audience, his "brother-in-law", saw Guan Zhifeng on the podium looking embarrassed, and he was very proud.

I often walk by the river, do you have wet shoes?

Didn't you just pretend to be a phone, and who is it now?

This time, in front of the cadres of the whole town, it can be regarded as a shame.

He was thinking about how to magnify Guan Zhifeng's mistake and take the opportunity to make a fuss.

Seeing Guo Kaixiang seizure, he immediately jumped up from his seat.

Three steps and two steps, grabbed the podium, grabbed Guan Zhifeng's mobile phone, ran to the main and table stage, and handed it to Guo Kaixiang.

Turning around, he returned to his seat, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at Guan Zhifeng proudly, the corners of his mouth full of the victor's mocking smile.

Guan Zhifeng just glanced at his mobile phone just now, and saw that it was an unfamiliar number, I don't know who was so blind, so he called to make trouble for himself at this time.

But since it's already like this, what's the big deal.

Isn't it just a meeting without turning off your phone? That's a!

Seeing Guo Kaixiang glaring angrily on stage, Zhang Chao snatched his mobile phone and dedicated it to his "brother-in-law", but Guan Zhifeng was very calm.

He looked at Guo Kaixiang, spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, put on a Westerner's helplessness, and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to close it just now." ”

Guo Kaixiang is so angry.

Guan Zhifeng didn't take him seriously as the town secretary.

The attitude is casual, arrogant, and when the phone rings, it is an understatement that I forgot to turn it off.

If you want to slide over, that's too cheap for you.

Guo Kaixiang held Guan Zhifeng's iPhone, said to all the audience in the audience, and also to Guan Zhifeng:

"Ask for a cell phone to be turned off in a meeting, that's what all the meetings in town ask for before a meeting, right?"

"You Guan Zhifeng is such a big row! Do inspections and turn on your mobile phones, what is more important to you than checking in front of more than 100 cadres in the town? ”

As he spoke, he pressed the answer button, shook his mobile phone to the audience, and said while approaching the microphone in front of him:

"Come, let's all listen to who called Guan Zhifeng. Let's see if it's more important than him doing an examination. Come, everybody, listen. ”

Guan Zhifeng saw that Guo Kaixiang was about to answer his mobile phone live broadcast, so he hurriedly grabbed the main and table, ready to stop it, and shouted:

"Secretary Guo, don't, this is my personal phone, you can't ......"

Before he could finish speaking, a soft female voice came out of his mobile phone, which was amplified by the microphone and spread throughout the conference room:

"Hey, is it Comrade Zhifeng? I'm Huang Zhanyan. I'm really sorry I didn't call you until now. ”

"Boom ......"

"Wow......"

"Oh......"

"What's the situation, is it a woman, or Secretary Huang?"