What about calling the soul early in the morning?
Chen Shilang naturally has other difficulties waiting for her.
Jiang Fu kicked the brazier at the door, and all the dogs sent by Chen Shilang, including the housekeeper, were burned a lot.
Several people ran back with a crawling belt, and when Chen Jian'an led Jiang Fu into the hall, he saw his father sitting in the center with an unkind face.
Chen Shilang had a futon and a dustpan in front of him, and the dustpan was placed in the place where Jiang Fu was going to worship heaven and earth for a while, obviously asking her to wait and kneel on it.
The bottom of the dustpan is arc-shaped, and kneeling on it is not stable at all, and it is inevitable that it will dangle around.
Some people will have this thing to polish the bride's temperament, and warn her to be cautious after entering the door, just like kneeling on a dustpan, and the slightest instability will cause her to fall.
Jiang Guangyao, who came in with the two, was already very unhappy when he saw the brazier at the door, and now that he saw the dustpan, he almost drew a knife to cut it.
Fortunately, Yang Cheng on the side stopped his hand that wanted to draw the knife.
Jiang Guangyao was lucky, thinking that her daughter was going to marry after all, if she needed to come out on her own in everything, who could help her when she was not there in the future?
So I endured it.
Jiang Fu walked closer and saw the dustpan from under the hijab, not only did not get angry, but smiled.
Chen Jian'an, who was about to remove the thing, heard this chuckle, and instantly withdrew his hand that wanted to lift the dustpan.
His eyes flashed, his father was too ugly to do today, if Jiang Fu could give him some color, it would not be a bad thing.
Otherwise, when she passed the door, her father didn't know what to do.
"Worship heaven and earth~"
Jiang Fu sang with the master of ceremonies, and knelt down with a skirt.
She has practiced martial arts, and her lower plate is much more stable than ordinary people, and she kneels on the dustpan steadily, without shaking.
Seeing her obedient behavior, Chen Shilang touched his beard with satisfaction.
"Erbai High Hall~"
She shook her knees, and her whole body rushed forward, she reached out and grabbed it, as if panicked to stabilize her body, and grabbed Chen Shilang's trouser leg in front of her.
Chen Shilang subconsciously wanted to stand up and dodge, Jiang Fu fell to the ground, and with this pull, the pants on his legs were ripped off with a "swish", revealing the big red pants inside.
Everyone was stunned by this scene, and after two breaths, the crowd erupted in laughter.
Chen Jinyu was the first to react, taking off her cloak and covering her father's lap.
Chen Shilang's face turned from red to blue, and he was so angry that he watched Chen Jian'an help Jiang Fu who fell to the ground to pick him up.
"You—you're mad and insulting!"
What kind of pants were picked off by Chen Shilang this time, it was simply stripped off his literati and face!
Jiang Furou sat on the ground weakly, and a voice of grievance and self-blame came from the hijab:
"This dustpan is too shaky, I couldn't kneel for a while, it's really an unintentional mistake, please don't blame Fu'er."
The dustpan is easy to make people slip, a mere Ministry of Rites waiter dares to let the daughter of the head of the East Factory kneel on the dustpan, and the father and daughter both give you this face, and now you don't kneel down and fall, what face do you have to blame others?
Chen Shilang was dumbfounded by this little green tea, if he didn't give up, he would seem to be unreasonable.
Looking at the people around him pointing and talking about him, Chen Shilang's old face couldn't hold back.
Having lost such a large number of people in public, he wrapped his cloak around his waist and brushed his sleeves away.
The master of ceremonies looked at the empty hall in a bit of a daze, and then looked at the newlyweds kneeling underneath, I don't know if there are no elders, how can this wedding go on?
Just when everyone thought that the ceremony was going to be rescheduled, Jiang Guangyao took off the saber at his waist, strode around the two people on the ground, and sat on the seat where Chen Shilang was sitting just now.
His phoenix eyes were slightly raised, he glanced at the master of ceremonies, and spit out lightly:
"Go on."
It doesn't matter if that old thing is there, and it can't delay the good day that was finally chosen.
The driver shrank his neck when he saw it, and the sentence 'unreasonable' was swallowed back by him.
Chen Jian'an threw the dustpan aside, and helped Jiang Fu straighten out the somewhat crooked hijab, listening to the master of ceremonies singing:
"Husband and wife worship each other~"
The two bowed deeply, and after this bow, they were a legitimate husband and wife.
Jiang Fu was helped into the cave room by Xi Po, and Chen Jian'an was left at the wedding banquet to entertain the guests.
"Miss, you embarrassed Chen Shilang in front of so many people today, aren't you afraid that he will find you trouble in the future?"
My fair lady squatted on the ground and rubbed Jiang Fu's calves, and asked in a worried tone.
Jiang Fu held the apple in her hand, brought it to her mouth and took a bite, she had not eaten a drop of water since she got up in the morning, and she would starve to death if she didn't eat anything.
"No matter what he does, as long as I don't have morality, no one can suppress me with a formal identity.
He reasoned with me, and I played hooligan with him. He plays hooligan with me, and I am even more hooligan than he is! He wants face, but I don't. ”
My Lady listened to the movement of "clicking" and gnawing on apples, her eyelids jumped, and she decisively pretended not to see it.
She's shameless, she asked her not to gnaw, can she listen? It's better to save your tongue.
Chen Jian'an didn't have many friends at the wedding banquet, but Chen Shilang left the table early, and the brothers had to take on the responsibility of entertaining their father's guests.
"Seeing that Ann drank too much, I have to bother my younger siblings to take care of it.
Father's side······· He just can't hold his face, it's not aimed at you, and I ask you to forgive me. ”
Chen Jinyu put her younger brother on the bed and apologized to Jiang Fu politely.
Jiang Fu wore a hijab and shook his head, in Chen Jinyu's opinion, it was the meaning of not caring, so he turned around and left with confidence.
As soon as he left, Jiang Fu reached out and removed the hijab, lifted the bright red embroidered shoes in disgust and kicked them on Chen Jian'an's calf.
Don't care? Hehe, I don't agree!
"Look at your little talent, aren't you quite capable outside? How to be like a gas bag at home!
Wait, I'm here in the future, and I won't let that old thing bully you again, but you don't have to be too grateful, and you usually give my dad a little more hatred to repay me. ”
Jiang Fu complained, and his hand went up to help him take off the wedding dress.
Not to mention whether it is uncomfortable for him to sleep in three layers of clothes inside and three layers outside, it is said that he is lying beside him with a drunken body, and he can't sleep well.
As soon as she untied her clothes and took them off Chen Jian'an's back, the drunken man suddenly flinched, and then let out a muffled snort.
Jiang Fu frowned, took off the wedding dress, and saw that the white middle coat on Chen Jian'an's back had been dyed red.
The clothes were covered with blood one after another, and it looked like it had been pulled out with a whip.
"What's going on?"
Jiang Fu simply ripped off his shirt, and the back was really open, and she asked in a gloomy tone, her eyes were deep as if a storm was brewing.
Chen Jian'an lay on her lap, took her hand, buried his face in her palm, and said in a muffled voice:
"My father beat me and asked me to kneel in the ancestral hall, and he always forced me to do things I didn't want to do."
This tone is like a child's complaint, if this person hadn't drunk four or six points, he would definitely not have shown such a state.
Jiang Fu patted his dog's head, got up and took the anti-inflammatory powder to help him apply it on his back.
No wonder my aunt said that when he came to greet him, his face turned white, which made his father mistakenly think that he was reluctant to marry him.
After shedding so much blood, it is strange that his face is not miserable, let alone the ancestral hall that has been kneeling all night.
Chen Jian'an seemed to be extremely tired, Jiang Fu gave him medicine here, and he fell asleep on the bed over there.
The next day, when Chen Shilang sent someone to wake them up, Jiang Fu sat up with his clothes on, and he was still asleep.
"Calling the soul early in the morning?"
My Fair Lady came out of the next room wearing her underwear, not even putting on a coat, and quickly stopped the maid from knocking on the door.
The maid had a proud expression on her face, and she didn't have to look at her when she looked at her, squinting at her, and her tone was arrogant.
"The old man ordered the slave to come, whose bride didn't give tea to her in-laws in the morning? The lord usually gets up early at this time for morning exercises, so hurry up and ask your young lady to get up and say hello to the lord. ”
Hey, my fair lady has a violent temper, I only heard that my mother-in-law set rules for her new daughter-in-law, but I didn't expect that the Chen family didn't have a mother-in-law, and my husband was shy to set rules for his daughter-in-law?
If someone else marries into her mother-in-law's family, she must be cautious, and even take the maidservants around him to be a man with her tail between her legs.
But my fair lady is not afraid of this, she turned out to be a bandit mother-in-law, and she is afraid that her little girl who has not grown all her hair will not be able to make a piece?
My Lady raised her hand and pinched her waist, this one was deadly, just listening to the girl's "whoop", I knew that it must be pinching purple.
"If you shut up, just shut your mouth quickly, the second lady has already passed the door and still calls Miss, this is the rule of your Chen family?
As soon as the daughter-in-law passed the door, she let her drill into her father-in-law's house before dawn, this is the rule of your Chen family?
I have to say, your scholarly family is really eye-opening, why don't I go out and help you publicize it, how did my father-in-law make people call his daughter-in-law to go to his house to ask for peace? ”
No matter how arrogant the maid is, she is just a big girl with yellow flowers, where can she hear her nonsense, her face turned red with anger, she glared at her fiercely and ran away with her waist and eyes.
That's it?
My Lady yawned and tapped the door twice.
"Madam, the people have been driven away, you can rest well."
Jiang Fu's sleep was already shallow, and she couldn't sleep anymore after such a toss, she said "um", asked my aunt to wash herself after an hour, and then lay down next to Chen Jian'an, looking at the handsome face in front of her.
How did Chen Shilang hide people's eyes and raise Chen Jian'an as his own son to such a big age?
The father and son are obviously not like each other at all.
Fortunately, Chen Jian'an is not like his father, otherwise he would have covered him with a pillow now.