Chapter 81: The Human Sandbag
Walking on the streets, pedestrians are in a hurry, and there are as many people as I am forced to make a living, and there are as many people as standing on a high place and looking down on the red dust.
Due to the weather, this tipping street seemed to me to be endless, and there was no end to it.
Except for some children who are not afraid of exposure to the sun and play on the street, those women are much more elegant, holding a flower umbrella, wearing a summer shirt that shows off their legs, stepping on slender high heels, giggling and crisply walking on the road, from time to time, but also with a sultry posture to wipe off the fragrant sweat on the face, charming and enchanting.
In this summer, only the occasional passing scenery on the street can make a man's heart flutter, but it is enough to just look at the angry figure, as for the face, hehe, just imagine it yourself, I advise you not to be curious and can't help but look, those women with attractive backs are big categories of "beauties", otherwise, when the sense of loss hits, it will make the heat of this summer more raging.
As the saying goes, looking at the back, thousands of troops and horses are in a hurry, and they turn back sharply and drink back millions of lions.
Ahem, the hard work paid off, I finally found the "parenting paradise", as Feng Si said, there was really an advertisement at the door that said "long-term recruitment", and I walked in with great anticipation.
"Excuse me, are you hiring staff here?"
After entering the door, there is a small house in the field of vision, and opposite, there is a service desk, and a graceful beauty stands in front of the desk.
"Yes, yes, you're here to apply, right?" asked the beautiful woman with her eyes lit up and asked earnestly.
"Hmmm......"
"Would you rather do it for a month or a week?"
"Neither, if I could, I'd like to keep doing it......"
"Huh? huh...... Why don't you try your job first, and then decide how long you want to do it later?"
"Oh......"
The beautiful woman picked up the phone in front of the stage, pressed a few numbers, and said a few simple words after connecting, which roughly meant calling a trainer to come here to pick me up.
Within a few minutes, the trainer came out of a small door and looked at me with a look of eagerness.
The trainer glanced at the beautiful woman and nodded at me, "Come with me!"
I smiled at the beauty, and when she responded, I followed the trainer through the small door.
"Ah!!h
It was an exclamation I let out as I entered the small door.
This paradise is so big!
Obviously, the outside room is very small, and the door is also very small, but the inside is unusually large, and the facilities are rich and comprehensive, except for the absence of that kind of large Ferris wheel, roller coaster, other small equipment is everything, of course, this is also considering that the service object is a child.
"Well, we're pretty good here, aren't we?" asked the trainer.
"It's not just good, it's just good!" I praised the place without hesitation.
The pride on the trainer's face was evident.
"We have first-class equipment here and excellent service, but the only shortcoming is that there are too few workers. In the face of high salaries, there are not a few people who come to apply, but there are few who can last for a month, these words I will say to everyone who comes to apply, no, I don't remember how many times I said this, but no matter how many times, I still have to say it. ”
The trainer sighed.
"So what exactly can I do?" I asked.
There are not a few who can last for a month, what does this mean, the difficulty of the work should be quite large!
The trainer lowered his head, "Even though I'm a trainer, I'm just teaching you how to do it, and I would never dare to try this kind of work......" The trainer paused, "Have you ever heard of a human punching bag?"
"Huh, human sandbag?" I asked, confused.
"I'll give you an explanation!" said the trainer, "The reason why we are the most famous parenting paradise in the city is because of a game, the human sandbag!"
"In short, the staff put on the costumes of cartoon characters and get beaten by the children!"
"Huh......? It's nothing!" How much strength can a child have, isn't it like a drizzle when his little hand hits him?!
"There are three stages of the human sandbag task, from easy to difficult, first, the boxing ring, the child will hit you at will, unless it hits your sensitive parts, you are not allowed to move, the time is five minutes; second, the equipment field, the child chooses a variety of tools to attack you, you can dodge at will, the time is seven minutes; third, the single stake, you stand on a wooden stake that can only stand on, the child will stand ten meters away at the yellow line, from the bamboo basket next to you to choose a thrower to throw, you have to dodge all of them, of course, you can choose to release the water appropriately, that is, hit by the throw, and then the child will get a plush toy reward, you can give away up to ten toys a day, you can control the rhythm by yourself, and there is no time limit for the single stake!"
Hehe, in this way, this job is really not easy to do!
Now I understand that the reason why its hourly wage is so high still makes sense!
"So, I'll try the boxing ring first, I'm still sure of my body. I said modestly.
Kidding aside, this game can be said to be quite difficult for the average person, but for me, it is a breeze.
"Okay, you try, go to work at half past two, get off work at six o'clock, go and prepare first, if you can't hold on halfway, you can leave, report to me and leave." ”
The trainer obviously didn't have much hope for me, but he was happy for a while given my eagerness to sign up.
"Don't worry, I'll have to do it for at least a day, won't I be embarrassed by you......" I said.
The trainer nodded, but smiled at me with a try-and-see attitude.
The simple preparation is nothing more than going to the WC to release some quality in case something unexpected happens at work, and in addition to that, it is to go to the clothing room to get a cartoon suit.
After receiving the costume, I touched the material, which was obviously very thin, presumably this should be a summer model, but although it was cooler to wear, it was not good for defense!
There is less than half an hour to report to the boxing ring, and I am still a little apprehensive, after all, I have never done similar work, for fear that I will be accidentally fired by the boss, in other words, I haven't seen the boss yet......
Sitting on the stone bench next to me to rest for a while, I have to say that this indoor is still cooler than outside, air conditioning and everything, comfortable to hold my head and see that I am about to fall asleep, but I was called up by the trainer in time.
It's 2:25.
The location of the boxing venue belongs to another independent room, the so-called boxing arena, which is a square field surrounded by inflatable strip balloons, about four square meters in size, there is a small door for people to enter the corner of the venue, in order to prevent children from being injured, the field is also laid with soft plastic, the guy who designed the park is really in the shoes of children!
However, there was not only one such boxing ring in the whole room, there were four or five as many as the eye could see, and at this time, the people waiting for the first wave of children to attack on the various fields seemed to be the same staff as the trainer said were on the front line and just like me.
The four or five people, who were vaguely recognizable despite their cartoon costumes, were fat and thin, tall and short, and if they could hold on, why couldn't I?
Their existence has strengthened my determination to stay.
At half past two, there were more than 20 children waiting to "have fun" at the door of the boxing ring, and as soon as half past two arrived, the door of the boxing ring room opened, and the children rushed in.
After the assignment of the trainer, each of the six of us was assigned four children.
The rules of the game are that each child has five minutes to hit the "Sandbag Man", and once the time has passed, the second child takes turns to play until the assigned four children have played one by one, and then they have about ten minutes to rest for the next wave of children.
In this way, there are about eight people in two waves of children every hour, and about 30 children in three and a half hours.
Then it occurred to me that some people don't want to do it because it's so boring.
But I don't care, I'm willing to be bored forever if boredom can be exchanged for money.
Now there are four stinking children in front of me, and their eager expressions make me cry and laugh, and when the time comes, should I pretend that my fists are in pain?
It's a question worth considering!
The small door in the corner of the venue opened, and the first child walked in, it was a small point, and when he saw that the cartoon character I was wearing happened to be the type he liked, he immediately rushed over and hugged and kissed, and when I was about to laugh, he suddenly stretched out his hand and punched me in the stomach.
I looked down at this kid, although this punch didn't even itch, but I think this kid will definitely be a bad embryo in the future, and the sneak attack is so good, after a long time, it must be called a model in the bad guy world!
Seeing that I was unresponsive, he frowned, clenched his fists again, and swung them at my stomach again.
There is an idiom that comes about?
Oh, by the way, the grasshopper shakes the tree, that's the truth.
"Ahh
The kid seemed to be overconfident in his own strength, and under my "wail", he was still attacking, in addition to his stomach, legs, feet and other parts of the lower parts were involved.
I can only protect my sensitive parts from them by protecting them with my hands.
Three hundred seconds, soon arrived, the kid walked towards the door unwillingly, and the second child followed the play.
Time passed quickly, and ten minutes after the first round of four children were received, the second round of children was ushered in, but this time it was a little different.
One of the children assigned to me by the trainer was over 1.8 meters tall, with a huge body and a scruffy beard, and was now looking at me and ready to play.
Your sister, is this a child? Is your child so old?!!!