Chapter 543: The Uninvited Guest Who Arrived Early (For Alliance Leader "Grand Master Li")

"Sister Buddha, don't make fun of me......"

"I'm not kidding, I'm serious!"

"This kind of thing is no joke!"

"Don't you want to?"

Chen Jing felt as if he was shrouded in an untouchable darkness, and the golden light on his body gradually faded, and even the yellow robe as delicate as silk could not be saved!

"Of course I don't want to! Sister, don't ...... like this."

It can be said that Chen Jing has never been so panicked in his life.

Especially finding yourself in the dark like an egg being shelled, this indescribable sense of fear is even scarier than being locked up in digital space by Turing.

"But didn't you say you wanted a lot of children?"

"You said if the world was stable...... You're going to have a hundred! Wrong! It's a thousand! ”

"Sister, you're joking with me! Where the did I say that! Besides, hundreds of thousands of children have children...... You think this is a carp docking!! ”

"You said it!"

"You fart!"

"You said it in Kakosha!"

……

"When the did I say that?"

On the top of the holy mountain, Chen Bofu sat under the tree and buckled his feet, and the flip-flops that had not been changed for thousands of years were directly thrown into the rain by him, saying that he wanted to wash the slippers with rootless water, so that the washed shoes were shiny and shiny......

"Last time." Ega sat cross-legged on the stone beside him, chatting with Chen Bofu about the old things, "Have you forgotten? When you got married that year, you asked someone to send me a message to let me go to eat and drink! You told me to go! ”

"Bullshit." Chen Bofu coughed and spat on the ground, "Lao Tzu will invite you to get married?" ”

"Well, I'm invited to give a gift." Oga said quietly.

"Ah...... This seems to have it! Chen Bofu rubbed his feet and said with a reminiscing face, "I invited a lot of people at the beginning, especially the ones who didn't have a good relationship with me, so I called them all to give gifts......

Facts have proved that Chen Bofu is a business genius, at least when he takes benefits from other people's pockets, his face is not red and his heart is not beating at all.

For example, when he got married, he invited wine...... As he said, he also invited people who had a bad relationship, but he didn't say that he would come to eat and drink, but just said that he should remember to give gifts and don't forget, otherwise he would look down on him.

But there are so many people who didn't read the content of the "invitation" carefully, and thought that Chen Bofu was going to reform after getting married, and the old accounts before were written off.

With this mentality, there are many people who come to eat and drink.

At least in Chen Bofu's impression, there are seventeen or eighteen.

They went, and so did Li.

But in the end, Chen Bofu really only accepted gifts and did not accept people.

A second ago, he accepted the gift with a smile.

In the next second, he directly changed his face and went out.

In this process, some people jumped out to scold him, and then took more than 30 bows left and right, and his mouth was honest.

In Chen Bofu's own words......

I'm actually good enough.

Taking the initiative to invite you to give me a gift is enough to give you face.

Still want to eat?

It doesn't cost money, does it?

All of them are things that don't have four or six eyesight, how can they be so ignorant......

"The movement caused by your marriage was not small, I heard about it outside, fortunately my body didn't go, I just asked someone to give you a gift, otherwise it would be so embarrassing for you to go out in person......

"This means that you have the ability to see!

When Chen Bofu said this, he coughed twice, frowned and raised his eyes to look at the scarlet sky, only to feel that the rain was too annoying, as if it had been poked into a hole in the sky.

"Fatty!"

“……”

"Lao Tzu called you!" Chen Bofu raised his foot and kicked it, and directly kicked the realization of his own nature sitting next to him, he didn't have such a good temper with outsiders, "Have you seen any pictures again?!" My grandson still hasn't believed it?! ”

"Nope." The fat-headed, big-eared monk leaned against the trunk of the tree in a daze, his eyes staring straight at the sky, and he didn't know what he was thinking, "But I feel like he shouldn't be in danger......"

"Do you feel right?" Chen Bofu asked tentatively.

"Exactly." Enlightened self-nature nodded without hesitation, "Since I was born, my intuition has not been missed. ”

"It's the truth." Ega never hesitated to help his own people speak, and when he heard the fat monk say this, he immediately took over the conversation, "The intuition of understanding one's own nature is the most accurate one in our monastery, and it can almost be compared to the big data of the Hanging City, especially the intuition of danger......"

Without waiting for Erga to finish speaking, Chen Bofu slapped him directly.

The chubby self-realization almost turned into a rolling ball, and it flew out forty or fifty meters away before stopping.

"Huh?" Chen Bofu looked at Erga puzzled, "Is it because I don't pump him hard enough?" Or is it raining that is affecting his reception? Why don't I think it's accurate? ”

"You have to curse your grandson for an accident, do you?" Egah was so angry that his face turned white.

At this moment, the realization of one's own nature is completely in a state of blindness, and when he gets up from the ground in a hurry, his rain-stained face is indescribably confused.

Just when Chen Bofu was about to throw this pot to Erga.

Wu Jixing's expression suddenly changed, and the two thick eyebrows almost stood up, and the faces of Ega and the others also changed, especially the two murderous and temperamental elders, who were so black that they wanted to eat people.

"You don't want to besiege Lao Tzu and make the fat man angry, right?" Chen Bofu got up and put on his slippers, and looked at these unkind-faced monks vigilantly, "But my words are in front first, he has to carry half of the pot Ega who was beaten, if it weren't for this old boy to say......"

"Here they are."

Ega also hurriedly got up at this moment, first glanced in the direction of the stigma, and then turned back to look to the south of the Polar Day.

"Who's coming?" Chen Bofu asked with a frown.

"The monks of the Hanging City, the monks of the Eternal Night City...... Why didn't they say hello and came early?! Eargar's expression grew heavier.

Compared to the faces of the monks, Chen Bofu was about to laugh when he heard the news.

"Ouch, this is a good feeling...... I'm upset that no one is making me angry! Chen Bofu said excitedly, "They came in from the south gate, right?" You're here to watch! I'm going to greet them! ”

"Don't ...... yet"

Hearing that the person who spoke was Qiao Youning, Chen Bofu rarely stopped, and politely turned around and asked what was wrong?

"Grandpa Chen...... Something seems to be wrong under the seal......"

Qiao Youning's face was confused, as if she had encountered something incomprehensible.

"Mother of the Buddha's ......"

"Mother Buddha took the initiative to cut me off from it......"

Thank you to the Alliance Leader for the reward!

Plus the starting point of the reward coin, a total of 11 chapters have been added, and today I will start to slowly add more ~

(')Bixin, thank you for your recognition and support, I will continue to work hard~

(End of chapter)