Chapter 561: The Gift of Bliss (Part II) (for Alliance Leader "Master Li")

It is impossible to turn back.

Even if Chen Jing is a fool, he knows that from the subtle touch before, this monster is definitely not wearing clothes.

"Although I have indeed done some things, I have to be clear, I am not that kind of person, I am purely influenced by your succubus...... Can you stop tugging at my robe! ”

"It's a pretty hard thing to mention." Mother Buddha snorted.

"What kind of Buddha mother do you look like this, if you let those monks know...... Forget it, I don't even have the face to say it. ”

"Who can know, you don't say?" Mother Buddha asked rhetorically.

Chen Jing was silent, and dragged the yellow-clothed robe on his body, for fear that he would be picked off by this monster again.

It wasn't until he felt the Buddha Mother let go of her hand that he breathed a sigh of relief.

"I'll send you back now." Mother Buddha yawned and said lazily, "I don't want to stay here long like this, you're such a heartless dog......"

"There is an ambiguity in what you say." Chen Jing frowned.

"Look at the dirty robe of yours...... When the Yellow King lost the war, he was chased and ran away, and he was not as sloppy as you......"

Chen Jing only felt that the Buddha Mother seemed to stand up, and then walked behind him and gently patted his robe with her hand.

"If you leave, you can go back to the Western Continent to enjoy leisure, I have to be busy, there are a lot of things here in the temple, and the strength of those disciples is too poor, and I have to use the Supo Realm to improve them...... Sick of it. ”

"Actually, I have something to ask you." Chen Jing stood like a wooden stake, letting the Buddha's mother help him tidy up the yellow robe on his body and not moving.

"Say."

"All along, I suspected that you wanted to harm her, don't pretend to be confused, you know who I'm talking about......" Chen Jing said in a low voice.

"It won't hurt her, don't worry."

As she spoke, the Buddha mother pinched Chen Jing's buttocks, and suddenly frightened Chen Jing several meters forward, like a frightened cat.

"It's pretty warpy."

"You and the hell...... How can you talk like a rascal! ”

"I won't hurt her anyway, believe it or not, but if she insists on going her own way, she will find death...... I can't handle that. ”

"What do you mean by looking for death?" Chen Jing asked vigilantly.

"It's literal." Mother Buddha said indifferently, her tone full of indifference, "For example, borrowing my power without restraint or something." ”

Chen Jing was silent for a moment, then nodded.

"I remember, I'll tell her when I get back."

At this moment, Chen Jing suddenly heard several familiar voices.

……

"Egha, if you drag me again, I'll turn my face!"

"Oh, Lao Chen, you wait a little longer......"

"I've been waiting for two days! Can't wait! ”

"Mother Buddha is talking to your grandson, you are a little patient!"

"What a! After talking for so long, my grandson is not tired? That's too much! Until now, no one has come out! ”

……

Chen Jing could hear that this was the old man arguing with Erga outside, and if he didn't go out again, it was estimated that the old man would come in.

Just when Chen Jing was about to urge the Buddha Mother to send him out, he felt that the Buddha's palm suddenly put on his back, and he was still muttering in his mouth.

"It's out, it's out, what are you urging, how many times has your grandson come out......"

“…… Is the ancestral art of your temple a yellow cavity? ”

Chen Jing didn't get a response from the Buddha's mother, he only felt that he was being pushed violently, and then the sky was spinning for a while......

"It's all your fault."

The Buddha Mother looked up at the direction in which Chen Jing disappeared, her eyes were full of reluctance, obviously there was no one around, but she seemed to be talking to someone, and her tone was full of complaints.

"If you want me to say it, you should be ruthless and lock him up here, anyway, the Creator won't target him anymore when they see this guy messing up......"

"There's his family and friends out there, and he won't be happy if you lock him up here...... I don't want to see him unhappy. ”

Hearing this reply, the Buddha's mother couldn't help frowning and looking back, only to see a slightly weak figure sitting under the tree at the entrance of the mountain not far away.

"You don't want to see him unhappy?" The Buddha Mother sneered, "Then why didn't you stop me halfway, Mingming...... Well, he was happy to watch it at the time. ”

"You lied to me."

The figure sitting under the tree hugged his knees, looking like he couldn't survive.

"You said that you would let him come in here just to chat, and said that everything would go smoothly and that you wouldn't embarrass him!"

"I didn't lie to you, he was very smooth......"

"I'm crazy to do this with you! How will I face him when I go out! Or...... Or I'd better hide here for the rest of my life......"

Seeing that this girl's mind couldn't turn, the Buddha's mother chuckled and walked over.

"What are you afraid of, anyway, he doesn't know it's you halfway."

“……”

"Besides, with his kind of character, he will never take the initiative for the rest of his life, and he may still be a poor chick when the world ends...... We're helping him! ”

"Help him?"

At the moment when the other party fell into hesitation, the Buddha Mother had already squatted down and whispered bewilderment.

"Youning, look at it, I haven't forgotten you if I have any benefits...... So shouldn't you consider my proposal as well? ”

"Not considered."

"Is it appropriate for you to refuse so simply???"

"Yes."

The speaker raised his head, looked at the face in front of him, which almost matched his appearance, and slowly lowered his head, pulling the weeds that had long withered on the ground.

"I should listen to him and stay away from you."

“……”

"By the way, you promised me that it would be good for him to move up the ranks...... You're not going to lie to me, are you? ”

Meanwhile.

Chen Jing had already appeared in the Holy Mountain outside the seal.

Because his appearance was extremely abrupt, even when he first appeared, even Chen Bofu and Erga didn't notice it, so ...... The first time Chen Jing came to the outside of the seal, he saw a group of people dragging the old man who was about to go crazy.

"You're not afraid of death, are you?! I'm going to turn my face!! ”

"Oh, Brother Chen, you are really ...... Hold on tight! ”

"Even you stinky fish and rotten shrimp dare to drag Lao Tzu...... I! ”

Chen Bofu didn't curse the swear words behind him, because he suddenly saw a familiar figure standing at the edge of the stigma not far away.

"Jingjing?!"

"Chen Jing?!"

"Old man, your grandson is out! Don't be crazy, I beg you! ”

"Y'all fuck off......"

Chen Bofu pushed everyone away and hurriedly ran towards Chen Jing.

"I'm fine."

Chen Jing took a few steps forward, and was about to catch up with the old man, when he suddenly felt his legs go limp, and he almost lost his balance.

Seeing that Chen Jing suddenly sat on the ground with his knees on his hands, Chen Bofu was also anxious in his heart.

"What's wrong with you?! They say you're arguing with Mother Buddha......"

"Hmm." Chen Jing's expression was very unnatural, but he still decided to hide it, after all, this kind of thing is really shameless to say, "It's talking about the Tao." ”

"So what's wrong with you?" Chen Bofu saw that Chen Jing had been rubbing his thighs, and asked with a worried face, "What are you......?" Numb? ”

As soon as he heard this, Chen Jing was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

"What...... What is numb!? ”

"Legs."

Chen Bofu squatted down and patted Chen Jing, and wondered why this kid was weird, and he reacted so much when he asked him casually?

"That's right! Leg numbness! Chen Jing hurriedly followed the old man's words, and at the same time wanted to slap the Buddha's mother with a big mouth, blaming that monster for bringing himself badly!

"We all sit cross-legged on the ground and talk about the Tao, and it is inevitable that our legs will be numb after a long time......"

"That's no wonder." Chen Bofu suddenly smiled with realization, "I've been sitting cross-legged for so long, and I'm numb if you want me!" But then again, grandpa is a little curious, what are you all talking about for so long? ”

"It's just something about deep space......

Just as Chen Jing was racking his brains to lie, suddenly his eyes flashed, and the light curtain of the exam popped out inexplicably.

Looking at the dense text on the page, Chen Jing was stunned for a while, and he didn't come to his senses until Chen Bofu called him back to his senses.

"Why did you suddenly freeze in the middle of the sentence? Is there something uncomfortable? ”

"No...... It's not ......"

Chen Jing shook his head and looked away from the exam light curtain.

"I just suddenly remembered that the Buddha Mother gave me a chance."

(End of chapter)