Chapter 604: Bald Uncle
The ore cart began to move slowly, and when it had moved about two or three meters, it suddenly clanged, and the whole car shook and stopped.
"Hmm, what's wrong? The track is not broken, is it overweight?" Yi Wei leaned on the side of the minecart and looked at the track, and found that there was no problem with the track, and then looked at Li Yunyang and said disdainfully.
Li Yunyang, who was on the side, retorted with a dissatisfied face: "It's also your two lumps of burden. I don't know who weighs it, but something must have stuck the wheels of the minecart, so I jumped out of the minecart and bent down to check the bottom of the minecart.
"What are you talking about?!" Yi Wei thought that Li Yunyang was really shameless, and he actually said such a thing to himself, so he angrily held the side of the minecart and kicked Li Yunyang's back, and said: "I look at you, I think you dare to say it......"
"Ah, Miss, I was wrong, don't kick it. Li Yunyang begged for mercy, thinking that this female man really spared no effort to kick people, this is the rhythm of wanting to kick internal injuries.
"Hmph, it's good to know your mistakes, I'll spare you. Hearing Li Yunyang's mistake, Yi Wei stopped and clapped his hands, sat back in his place and hummed.
After Li Yunyang touched his poor little back, Ge painfully bent down to check the wheels, and sure enough, there were really two small stones stuck in the wheels of the minecart under the minecart.
"The wheel is stuck in the stone, and I should be fine if I take it out. Li Yunyang said.
"Well, then you can get it ready and get in the car. Yi Wei said, cocking her hand.
"Received ......" Li Yunyang replied, and then carried the ice flame in his hand, and directly burned the stones on the wheels, and then the car began to move slowly again, Li Yunyang grabbed the side of the minecart and jumped up, sat next to Yi Wei, and then touched his aching back. Yi Wei squinted at the side, but did not make a sound, feeling as if he was kicking a little harder, so he stretched out his fair hand and rubbed Li Yunyang's back.
"Hey, hey. Li Yunyang smiled happily and looked at Yi Wei, thinking that this female man would actually feel sorry for herself, who knew that Yi Wei couldn't help but give a powerful blow to Li Yunyang's little waist when she saw Li Yunyang's underwhelming face, which made Li Yunyang spit.
"Eldest sister, did I offend you somewhere, you sue me, I will definitely change it. Li Yunyang said with a crying nose.
"Uh...... No, I can't help but ...... when I see your underwhelming appearance," Yi Wei muttered avoiding Li Yunyang's gaze.
At this moment, neither of them paid attention to the track, only to see a click, and a lot of tree roots suddenly grew on the minecart and wrapped around Li Yunyang and Yi Wei, leaving only the head exposed, and then the minecart slid down a steep slope almost vertically with the track, and only the echo of a man and a woman screaming on the chaotic and staggered track was heard......
After about 10 minutes of reverberation, the screaming finally stopped.
"Hey, hey, don't throw up when it's time, you've vomited all over my face. Li Yunyang said, dripping drops of yellow vomit from his hair, shining in the sunlight.
"Is it finally here...... Yi Wei looked at Li Yunyang dizzily, and the things in front of him shook a few shadows, and he fainted after speaking.
"Hey, no, it's dizzy. Li Yunyang was helpless, thinking that he had listened to your deafening deafening all the way, and the vomit that you spit out in your mouth in the past few minutes has not stopped, how big is your stomach, Li Yunyang couldn't help but sigh.
Then after the roots on the minecart disappeared, Li Yunyang shook off the vomit on his head, and then looked around, it was a beautiful forest and grassland, the bright green grassland was full of many wild chrysanthemums and colorful flowers, and there were many small fruits growing on the trees in the woods, which fell on the grass and woods with the dazzling sun, like a fairyland. In the middle of the meadow there is a small white marble artificial fountain, on which is carved a little elf the size of a child of four or five years old, and the elf statue seems to be urinating on the fountain as if it is comfortable.
Li Yunyang happened to be in need of water now, so he ran to the fountain, pointed his head at the little brother of the statue on the fountain, and washed his hair and face stained with vomit with the water that squirted out.
"Why doesn't it come out of the water?" Li Yunyang saw that the statue was not out of the water, so he patted the elephant of the statue with his hand, who knew that when he patted it, the touch was like a real person, and he couldn't help but startle Li Yunyang.
"I'm cold, isn't this true?" Li Yunyang carefully observed the statue, and at this moment, the elephant of the statue began to spray water intermittently, slowly turning back to the smooth spraying before. Li Yunyang dispelled the idea that this was not a statue, after all, how could a statue have so much water?
"Alright, go and help the queen clean up. In about 5 minutes, after Li Yunyang cleaned up his body, he walked to the minecart, picked up the queen, and then put it on the fountain and leaned on his lap, and then when he raised his head to get water, he found that the statue on the fountain was missing.
"I'm sweating, where is this statue? Li Yunyang looked around, and saw that there was a child running and walking on his left, and he turned his head and drove himself with a disdainful face, with a triumphant look, and scolded as he ran: "Silly fork." ”
Li Yunyang by the fountain: "Damn, this is the situation of Shenma." Seeing the figure of the child in the distance gradually disappearing, Li Yunyang reacted. exclaimed: "Your sister, did I just wash all urine? Li Yunyang sniffed the smell on his body, and found that there was really a smell of urine, thinking of what this Nima was, it seemed that this water could not be used, so he had to go to a nearby town to find a hotel where he could take a bath.
Then Li Yunyang picked up Yi Wei, and then walked along the white marble road where the little white kid ran. On the way, the wisp on his back still dripped the remnants of vomit from time to time.
"Eldest sister, can you still let me carry you...... Li Yunyang said with a sweat, then tore a piece of cloth from his sleeve, and gently and carefully wiped Yi Shi's lips. Looking at Yi Wei sleeping on his back, the cute sleeping look Li Yunyang looked at the fascination, and he didn't look at his face, but he hit a person's stomach.
"Belly?...... It's belly...... That's right. Li Yunyang raised his head and saw a bald uncle with a fierce beard on his face. Li Yunyang took two steps back and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention to the road just now." ”
"Oh, handsome, oh. You hit someone's so comfortable pinching, wood has to use to apologize. I saw the bald uncle with the waist of the wine barrel cocked up on one foot, his face was flushed and shy, and he held his chin with his hands shyly and said with a little sissy, which made Li Yunyang unable to accept it for a while, and couldn't help but shudder, and looked at the bald uncle and the uncle for several seconds.
Then the bald uncle first looked away slightly, thinking, "This heartbeat, this familiar encounter scene, is this the true love that God has given me?" Oh Maiga, I can't put into words how I'm feeling right now. The bald guy shook his head over and looked at Li Yunyang with that affectionate look.
Li Yunyang only felt a chill behind him at this time...... "This guy is definitely a...... This is full of love and makes people feel cold, and if you look closely, this product is still wearing lipstick. Li Yunyang hurriedly looked away as far as he could. 、
I saw that the bald uncle had a sharp edge in his eyes, and asked seriously: "This little brother seems to be an outsider." It's going to show up at this exit, and you're looking at it with this new face. ”
"Yes, are you an old immortal who arranged to come?" Li Yunyang nodded, slightly surprised, and wondered, Could it be that this bald uncle was sent by the old man?
"Old immortals? What old immortals? People don't know each other. But people do know that there is a hotel in the city and can still take a bath, and the handsome guy you don't have a special ancient wood coin here, right? The bald uncle looked at Li Yunyang, who was wet, and said meaningfully. But the voice was so disgusting that Li Yunyang vomited all over the ground, thinking that if this bald uncle didn't know the old immortal, it was really lucky, otherwise I don't know what kind of thing this old man would do to himself.
"Then ......" Before Li Yunyang finished speaking, the bald uncle interjected: "Then I'll take you to the hotel~, oh, Darling, it's really an exciting day." ”
"What? What did you just call me?" said Li Yunyang with a cold voice.
"No, no, I'll call you handsome, Trojan. The bald uncle gave Li Yunyang a big flying kiss.
Li Yunyang almost didn't really throw up, and Li Yunyang, who was holding back acid reflux, said, "Then, let's go......"
"It seems that this place is not suitable for a long time...... It's better to find the third key quickly, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable......" Li Yunyang looked at the back of the bald uncle and muttered with his forehead.
About less than 15 minutes away, Li Yunyang and the three of them came to a magnificent giant town, the streets of the small town are full of dense people, there are many small stalls on the streets, etc., and the shops and other houses are very exquisitely decorated. The most striking thing is the towering tree in the center of the town in the distance, which rises to the sky and covers half of the town.
Then Li Yunyang followed the bald uncle to a hotel called "Brunei Yin Beijing". The entire interior of the inn is made of a kind of mahogany, which looks very noble. There is a black spar hanging on the top, and the spar is engraved with five golden characters of "Brunei Yin Beijing".