I'm Lu Chengcheng and I'm six years old this year.

I once asked my father, why do other children have the same surname as my father, but I have the same surname as my mother?

Dad touched my little head and smiled and said, "It doesn't matter what your last name is. ”

Well, if it really doesn't matter what the surname is, then can I not have the surname Lu? I want to have the surname "Butterfly Dream Ning Yu Ice Blue Glass".

Although I have a name and a surname, the adults around me always like to call me "little princess".

Do they think I don't understand anything? I know that only the king's daughter can be called a princess, and my father is not a king, he is just a "son-in-law".

As for what a son-in-law is, I really don't understand. But every time Uncle Lu Ran called his father a son-in-law, his father laughed very happily, probably this is a word that praises people for their good looks or good personality?

However, when Uncle Lu Ran shouted like this, his mother was unhappy again, and threatened him angrily, saying that he would "deduct his salary". Probably the word son-in-law is not a particularly good word for compliment.

Speaking of Uncle Lu Ran, I'm actually a little unsure. He said he was my mother's cousin, so I should call him uncle.

However, my father told me that Lu Ran married my cousin, and he should be regarded as my cousin-in-law.

Alas, the relationship between adults is really messy, I'm a child, it's normal to not understand, right? I just need to figure out which name to call to get more New Year's money.

Mom and my cousin have a good relationship and they are in constant contact. Every time my mother and my cousin had a video call, although my father didn't say anything, the number of times he appeared in front of my mother increased significantly.

The Chinese teacher said that children should develop a good habit of being good at observing and recording, so that they can write well in the future. I was a good boy who listened to my teacher, so I secretly observed my father for a long time and wrote down my observations in my diary.

"Today, my cousin and my mother called and said that they were going to go hiking together. I saw my dad sitting on the couch with his back straight, his legs tense, sitting as steadily as a vegetative person. At this moment, his skin was as white as snow, his hair was as black as ebony, his lips were as red as blood, and his eyes were as big as dogs, and he was staring intently at the document in his hand, and he didn't even notice that he had taken it down. ”

Suddenly, Mom smiled sweetly into the phone. Dad was startled, and his body shook, as if he had been electrocuted. His ears were erected like antennas, and his head was slightly tilted to his mother's side, as if he was listening carefully, but his eyes were still staring at his papers, which was really dedicated. The muscles on his body were tense, and his face looked a little strange. I guess Dad might have wanted to go to the bathroom, but he was too embarrassed to open up because Mom was calling again, so he endured it. Dad is so polite. ”

Later, I gave this diary to the teacher, who said that I was very observant and posted my diary at the back of the classroom for an exhibition.

After seeing it, my classmates cast strange glances at me.

Some of them asked me, "Is your dad sick?" ”

Some asked me, "Is your dad as pretty as Snow White?" ”

Others asked me, "When your mother called, your father seemed to be nervous, is it because your mother was abducted by your father?" ”

Whether my father abducted or sold my mother, I don't know. All I know is that my grandmother sometimes calls my dad a "big liar".

I asked my grandmother why?

Grandma would say angrily that her father had promised her that she would have a child in the fourth year of marriage with her mother.

I counted with my little finger for a long time, shaking my little head to correct my grandmother: "Grandma is not right, Orange Orange is a child, Orange Orange is six years and one month old this year, and Dad and Mom have been married for six years and seven months." Grandma's math is not as good as Orange Orange. ”

Grandma didn't speak, just stuffed me with a lot of delicious food, and told me to stay and not make her angry.

Grandma also said that she felt a headache when she remembered how her father had cheated on her.

I'm small, but I'm empathetic. I thoughtfully gave my grandmother an idea: "Mom said that when she was busy with a headache, Dad would kiss Mom, and when Dad kissed, Mom's head would not hurt so much." Otherwise, Orange Orange also kisses Grandma? ”

Grandma let me kiss it. But after I kissed it, my grandmother still had a headache.

I carefully analyzed it for a while and found the reason why the kissing therapy did not work: "Mom is a woman, Dad is a man, according to the principle of opposites attract, so when Dad kisses Mom, Mom's head doesn't hurt." But grandma is a woman, and Orange is also a woman, and the same sex repels each other, and kissing will not work. Therefore, grandma should also find a man to kiss. ”

Grandma looked at me gratefully for a while and bought a set of primary school Olympiad clearance books as a reward.

Grandma has always been very busy, although she said that she has retired, but she is still busy, like a spinning top, the kind that walks with the wind.

In contrast, my great-grandfather was much more idle. He lives alone in Jiangcheng, the house is not big, the decoration is very comfortable, everywhere is antique, there are several bird cages hanging in the yard, there are beautiful koi fish in the pond, and there is a small vegetable garden where many kinds of vegetables are grown.

Although Grandpa Tai can't grow vegetables, he can hire someone else to grow vegetables for him. He said he loved the feeling of harvesting the fruit and was as happy as he was when he saw the garden full of cucumbers, tomatoes, beans and green peppers, just as happy he was when he saw my dad now.

But grandpa doesn't grow vegetables, he only thinks about harvesting fruits, is his behavior called getting something for nothing?

My grandfather's life is so envious to me, he doesn't do anything every day, he walks birds in the yard, feeds fish, steals vegetables, and is so idle that he grows hair, so he goes to the street to wander.

Unlike me, I have to wake up early, go to school, do my homework, practice piano, paint, horseback riding, fencing......

I think it may be that Grandpa Tai is too old and no one can control him, so he can be idle and unlearned. Getting old is really an enviable thing, and I want to become as old as my grandfather soon.

In fact, I rarely go to my grandfather's house, because I usually live in the imperial capital. Only during the New Year's festival will I go to Jiangcheng.

In Jiangcheng, in addition to visiting his grandfather, Dad will also go to his cousin's house as a guest. My cousin aunt is Lu Ran's uncle's mother-in-law, and my father said that he used to go to my cousin and aunt often.

However, my father never allowed my mother and me to visit my cousin's house. I asked him why, and he didn't say anything, just looked at his mother aggrievedly.

A big man, still a good-looking man, suddenly showed a pitiful expression like a puppy, not to mention my mother, I can't stand it.

When my dad came back from my cousin's house, he would become very silent and clingy to my mother, and even I would be pulled aside by him. When I got home, he would ask the maid to take me back to my room, so that I could not disturb him and my mother.

I'm not convinced, why can't I be the only one who can kiss and hug my mother? I'm so small, and I don't take up much space, so I can make the core in the middle of the sandwich biscuit.

Daddy is so stingy!

I'm looking forward to growing up, because I have so many adults that I want to protect. When I grow up, they have become very old, as old as my grandfather, and at that time, I will take good care of them.

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"Baby, that's the end of the article. Thank you all for your support along the way, and for your encouragement and urging me to keep finishing this book. Without you, Luo Xi and Fu Chengshen would not have been able to go to the end. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!"