Chapter 118: Stinky or not
Anne sat down on a large stone slab, took off her leather boots, and ripped off the little cotton sock inside. It is estimated that this little girl is itching down there and panicking, and she actually started to buckle her feet there.
"How long has it been since you washed your feet?" Tom leaned over and asked with a grin.
"Those Imperial soldiers don't even drink enough water to give us every day, how can they wash their feet?" Anne replied with a grunt.
"Oh! No wonder I asked about the taste from afar! Tom quickly covered his nose and moved his ass to the side again.
Looking at the fat man's underwhelming look, Anne was a little annoyed, and yelled with a straight face: "You're going to avoid me now, aren't you?" Come over to the old lady! ”
Tom was still covering his nose, and the boss reluctantly lifted his ass a little closer to Anne's side.
"Does it really stink?" Anne raised her little foot high and handed it directly to Tom's face, pretending to be fierce and asked.
"It doesn't stink! It doesn't stink at all! Tom said, but the hand on his nose didn't mean to let go at all.
"What are you hiding from if it doesn't stink? Hurry up and get over here, smell it or not! Otherwise, the old lady will beat you to death! Anne's little feet were as white as freshly skinned eggs, and they were dangling around Tom's mouth.
Forced by the demon's obscenity, Tom had no choice but to put down the hand covering his nose, reluctantly leaned over and sucked at Anne's feet, and then quickly dodged again.
"It doesn't stink! It doesn't stink at all! It's true! The fat man continued to speak against his will, for fear of annoying the female demon in front of him.
In fact, Anne herself knew that she hadn't washed her feet in days, and that she had been stuffed in her leather boots, and if it really didn't stink at all, it would be a hell of a life!
Fortunately, the fat man's performance tonight was quite good, and Anne didn't really get angry with him. The female demon actually wanted to deliberately trick him, so she simply took off the sock on the other foot, threw it away, and glared at him: "Go!" Wash the socks for the old lady! ”
"Why!" The fat man finally quit! He doesn't know how many days he hasn't washed and changed his own clothes, pants and socks, and now the female demon in front of him still wants to call him as a servant, of course he is not happy!
"It's just that you're my boyfriend now!" Anne suddenly smiled and blinked her eyes wide, and said coquettishly: "Other people's mouths have let you kiss so much, you are not allowed to pay the bill!" ”
This sentence is indeed a killer feature!
Tom was at once speechless, he hung his head and grabbed the two smelly socks on the ground to find the faucet.
"Wait a minute!" Anne saw that the fat man finally obediently obeyed, and was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Find me a place where I can take a bath, and by the way, help me wash all the clothes on my body, and then find me a change of clothes!" ”
"Got it!"
The female demon said she wanted to take a bath, so what else was there to say! But Tom turned and walked quickly, for he was afraid that the female demon would ask for something else.
Ay! This little girl is really hard to serve!
Tom ran to the guerrillas who had stayed behind in the warehouse, asked them about the location of the warehouse bathhouse, and then asked them for basins, towels, slippers, soap, and other toiletries, before running over and taking Anne to the bath.
"Why don't we wash it together?" The fat man led the way with a bunch of things, and whispered in Anne's ear in a voice: "I haven't washed it for many days, and now my body is very itchy!" Also, buddy's back rubbing kung fu is top-notch, do you want to give it a try? ”
"Humph! I see you're itchy with cheap skin, right? Anne glared at Tom.
This fat rascal, I want to climb up the pole when I give a little sweetness, and I just kiss the monkey and I want to do something else, where is there such a cheap good thing in the world!
The two of them were just about to walk out of the huge hole where the materials were stacked, but Bai Jie followed.
"Where are you two going?" Bai Jie looked at the toiletries that Tom was holding in his arms, bit his lip and asked.
"Let's take a shower!" Tom thought to himself, just look at what the buddy is holding in his hand, isn't it obvious?
Or Anne reacted quickly, she hugged Bai Jie's arm and said with a smile: "Cousin, let's go wash together?" ”
Bai Jie stared at Tom, snorted with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "It won't bother you, will it?" ”
After arriving at the crack in the ground tonight, Bai Jie saw that Anne did not change to ride her mecha, but had to go to squeeze with Tom, and at that time she had a little doubt in her heart.
Because this cousin of mine has a perverse personality since he was a child, he either beat or scolded the fat man some time ago!
However, since arriving at the guerrilla underground base in Oaklandis, Bai Jie has noticed that Anne's attitude towards Tom has begun to change quietly. The most obvious thing is that after she was rescued by Tom from the Imperial Army tonight, she actually kissed Tom in public! And since then, Anne's eyes on the fat man have been completely different!
Later, halfway to this secret warehouse, Tom's mech stopped and stopped, and several times it was completely frozen on the way. Although the pile of stones under the crack in the ground is quite difficult to walk, Bai Jie is very aware of Tom's mecha operation level, and it is absolutely impossible to make the mecha look like that crappy under normal circumstances. Since it is not a problem of driving operation, the only reasonable explanation can only be that these two little enemies don't know what the hell is going on in the cockpit!
And now they had just escaped from danger and arrived at the secret warehouse of the guerrillas, and before they could even eat a decent meal, these two guys actually found something and said that they were going to take a bath, and it was only the two of them!
To sum up, Bai Jie is a person who has come from the past, and he is a professional intelligence officer who has studied the psychology of human sexuality. In this case, she had to be suspicious of the behavior of the two people in front of her!
But how did Tom, who was full of fancy intestines, know what Bai Jie was thinking in his heart, this guy saw that Anne was going to take Bai Jie into the bath together, and quickly nodded his head like a chicken eating rice, with a smile on his face, and kept saying: "That's it!" Three people together are enough to wash the fun! ”
Lively ghosts!
Bai Jie and Anne glanced at Tom at the same time, and then walked away hand in arm, and the fat man hurriedly followed with their butts.
When they arrived at the door of the bathhouse, Bai Jie and Anne took all the toiletries from Tom's arms and left him alone.
Tom was dumbfounded as he stood outside the door of the bathhouse!
Because there are actually two entrances to that bathhouse, one of the gates on the right has a big "female" character written on it, and the left gate has a big "male" character written on it!
How the fuck is it the same as a public toilet, and the bathing place should also be divided into men and women?
Tom, who had never been in a public bathroom before, scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and walked around the door a few times, only then did he realize that he was teased by those two women!
Originally, Tom thought that the bathroom in this secret warehouse was the same as his underground base for the guerrillas in Oaklandis. He remembered that when he was still in the Shock Armored Battalion, the mechs' bathrooms were all in a single room in the dormitory.
Although the bathroom is not spacious, and it is mixed with the toilet, it is still possible to squeeze three people into the shower at the same time.
You must know that a man and two women are crammed into a small bathroom to take a bath, you help me rub my back, I help you flush your head, and everyone rubs and rubs together, what a pleasant thing it should be!
But the fat man's good expectations along the way, at this moment, were suddenly beaten by the words men and women on the door of this public bathroom, and the fat hooligan was so angry that he stomped his feet at the door and wanted to scold his mother!
No way, although there is no one else at the door of the bathhouse now, Tom does not dare to muster the courage to trespass on the women's bathroom! Because he understands that if he can't control it and rushes in directly, even if he can eat two mouthfuls of ice cream with his eyes, he will definitely be beaten by those two women!
Tom was often taught the methods of Anne and White, and he didn't want to hit himself at gunpoint.
After thinking about it for a long time, the fat man finally gave up his plan to go voyeur. Because the public baths were built in two naturally formed caves, it would be impossible to carve an eye out of the stone walls without professional tools.
To put it bluntly, if you want to take a look at the white strip, you can only enter through the main entrance. But Tom really didn't have the courage, so he had to look up to the sky and sigh, and walked into the men's bathroom next to him alone.
Men usually take a shower quickly, let alone a mech like Tom who doesn't like to be trim. After he entered, he divided five by two, and it didn't take him ten minutes to finish scrubbing his whole body.
When he came out, there was no one at the door of the public bath. Tom took out his cigarette case, took out a cigarette and lit it, and smoked it slowly while waiting for the two women to come out after washing.
But he didn't think that a cigarette would be enough time for two women to take a bath.
So, the fat man smoked five cigarettes outside the bathroom door, and finally waited for Bai Jie and Anne to come out of the bathroom with a smile.
At this time, the hair of both women was wet and draped over their shoulders, and their bodies were exuding a charming fragrance.
This unique smell emanating from a woman's body is the thing that can best seduce the accelerated secretion of male hormones.
The untrained fat Tom is certainly no exception!
This guy sat on the steps of the doorway, looking at the two beautiful women with flushed cheeks and fragrant faces walking towards him with a smile, and he looked a little stupid for a while.
Seeing that the fat man was dripping and looking at herself and Bai Jie in a daze, Anne couldn't help but feel angry and funny. She casually stuffed the basin in her hand to Tom and smiled, "Go and help us wash the clothes!" ”
Tom finally came to his senses at this point, he looked at the pile of dirty clothes in the basin, and yelled, "Washing clothes is a woman's job, why should I wash them?" ”
"You're my boyfriend, shouldn't you do something for me?" Anne asked rhetorically with a grin.
"I still have a bunch of dirty laundry myself! No, I can't help but do what this kind of woman does! You should wash this, and you should wash mine too! Tom argued loudly.
"Cut! I'm not your girlfriend, so why should I do your laundry? Anne rolled her eyes, took Bai Jie's arm and left.
"Didn't you just say I was your boyfriend?" Tom suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Anne turned her head and smiled, "Yes! I said you were my boyfriend, but I didn't say I was your girlfriend! ”
"Damn!"
Tom was so angry that he almost didn't get angry!
finally understood that he was tricked by this female demon, and now the fat man's heart is called a grievance! He simply tossed the basin of dirty clothes aside, took a cigarette out of his pocket and lit it.
After two more puffs of cigarette bubbles, Tom's head finally came back to his senses.
But the guy was still lustful, and he began to reach out and pull up the basin, trying to turn out the underwear of the two women, Anne and Bai Jie.
After all, he is still a virgin, and he will still be curious about what is on a woman. What kind of little panties, little bras or whatever, Tom has only seen in movies, and the real thing has never been touched by himself!
It's a pity that after a long time, there are only two women in the basin who wear dirty clothes outside. It seems that their underwear has been washed by themselves when they took a bath, and they have all been quietly taken away just now, and they have not been left for this fat rascal.
Tom sighed again, sat down on the steps and continued to snort his pipe.
At this time, Emma didn't know where to get out. From a distance, he saw Tom sitting alone at the door of the public bathroom, with his head hanging down and sighing alone, so he ran over and asked, "Fat brother, why are you here alone?" ”
Tom angrily told Emma what had happened. Of course, he omitted the plot that he actually wanted to take a threesome bath with Anne and Bai Jie.
"Hey! What's the big deal? Leave it to me, and I'll find someone to wash it for you! With that, Emma picked up the basin full of dirty laundry, pulled Tom away.
"Who are you looking for?" Tom asked.
Now there were only a few dozen guerrilla logisticians and their families outside, and although many of them Tom knew, he didn't think that anyone among those people would be willing to help him do his laundry.
"I know an old woman named Maria, who used to work as a maid in the house of the biggest official of the puppet government in Doha, and she is familiar with laundry!" Emma replied with a grin.
"The biggest official of the puppet government?" Tom touched his head and exclaimed, "The chief executive of Basel? Andrew? ”
"I don't know!" Emma shook her head and said, "That Maria was lucky to survive after the destruction of Doha City, and then somehow came to Oaklandis City. At that time, the ground troops of the Vilia Imperial Army had just arrived, and she was almost captured by the Imperial Army, but I rescued her. Since then, she has washed my dirty laundry for me. ”
"Where is that Mary now? Take me to her! Tom grabbed Emma and said hurriedly.
At this time, it suddenly occurred to Tom that the Maria that Emma was talking about was probably the servant of Andrew's family before, and this might be an important clue that could be used!