Chapter 115: Miao Youxi: I won't green you
The co-pilot's Ayire held his mobile phone and kept recording the drunk Lin Can in the back row.
Some people are drunk and like to say how good they are, some like to reminisce about the past, some people like to talk on the phone, and some people like to confess to the opposite sex or the same sex, Lin Can is not, he likes to sell miserably.
"It's really not easy for me, I !!"
Chu Qinglime on the left was wiping his sweat, Miao Youxi on the right was massaging his temples, he patted the white and tender long legs of the two, and said that it was not easy for him.
Ayire turned his head and said, "Phew! Lin Can, do you want to be embarrassed, are you embarrassed to say that it is not easy for you? Young and rich, driving a Bentley, daily expenses of tens of thousands of hundreds of thousands, hugging left and right, you have surpassed 99% of the world's people, your life is already envied by everyone, what else is not easy for you? ”
Lin Can hammered his heart: "Do you think I'm happy?" ”
Ayire: "I can't imagine your happiness. ”
Lin Can: "I spent nearly 7 million to buy this Bentley Continental GT, and I sat in the back row and suffered aggrieved!" There are only four seats, the back two are still very crowded, I sit on the armrest in the middle, our family of five can't sit down, what's the use of buying this car? ”
Ayire has a white eye, which is a miserable sale, this is Super Versailles.
Lin Can: "No, I have to change it to a spacious and comfortable one, I'll call now to buy a Rolls-Royce What kind of SUV is it from, do you know the lime?" ”
"Cullinan."
"Yes, yes, Black Silk Cullinan!"
"Rolls-Royce Cullinan, what black silk Cullinan, you're drunk, you don't talk."
"I'm not drunk!" Lin Can turned his head and asked, "Lime, why did your bear get bigger again?" ”
"I'm not Lime, I'm Youxi."
The co-pilot's Ayire "snorted~" and was amused by the drunken and funny Lin Can.
The wine is strong and intimidating, and when Lin Can heard that Ayire was laughing at himself, he was immediately unhappy: "Laughing, laughing, you have no breasts, and you are embarrassed to laugh." ”
Hahahaha~
The three little ones laughed.
Ayi was so angry that she trembled, and she couldn't wait to rush over and tear Lin Can's mouth, and cried "Wow~" again, "Lime, your Ah Can bullied me for not having breasts, woo woo~"
"You deserve it, you don't know that a drunk person says something drunk, just let him say, don't stand up to him, as soon as you talk back, you will scold you."
Chu Qingling broke Lin Can over and poured it on his shoulder, patting his drunken face, "Good, sleep by my sister." ”
As we all know, drunk people breathe very rough and hot, and between one breath and one inhale, Chu Qinglime's face turned red.
"Whew~~~ suffocated me."
Lin Can raised his head and gasped for breath.
"Sister Lime, I want ......"
"No, don't say it!"
"You misunderstood, I said I wanted to pee, I couldn't hold it back."
Yikes!!
Ayire and Miao Youxi were surprised, covering their faces and turning their heads.
"Lin Can, you are not ashamed, we are a car of girls, why are you zipping up, lime, you take care of your brother, you are a dead man."
Qiao Mena glanced in the rearview mirror and almost saw Mr. Ji again.
See, I, Qiao Mena, will never meet Mr. Ji again in my life, otherwise I will choke to death while eating and be killed by lightning while walking.
Is my sister so good? If my younger brother is drunk, he must take care of it, and Lin Can is also a person with a strong sense of guilt - I am my younger brother, I am drunk, I have to pee now, and you four sisters will look at it.
That's it, he's only 18 years old, and he's still a kid!
Chu Qingling: "Mina, you find a public place to stop for a while." ”
Qiao Mena: "I'm not familiar with any public places around here. ”
Miao Youxi: "I can't hold it back, I have a C'estbon mineral water bottle here, why don't you make do with it?" ”
"Don't~" Lin Can raised his hand to fly Yi Bao, "The bottle mouth is too small, at least change the pulsation." ”
Wow~
Three small ones: !!
"Alas~~~" Chu Qingling covered his forehead, "Stop on the side of the road and go to the grove to solve it." ”
Qiao Mena: "You're really used to him, how to stop on the road, and there are so many people on the side of the road, hold it for two minutes, and you'll be there soon." ”
In the late night, Qiao Mena held the weather vane in one hand, and her long legs skillfully switched on the hard pedals, and Bentley shuttled forward in the traffic, and soon stopped at the gate of Boqi Park.
Huhuhuhu~~~
Lin Can had already fallen asleep in Chu Qingling's arms at this time.
"Get to work!"
The three little ones took off their high heels, walked to the back door barefoot, pulled the car door, and dragged Lin Can out of the car.
Miao Youxi went to open the door, Ayire was responsible for carrying everyone's bags and shoes, Chu Qingling and Qiao Meina carried Lin Can left and right, because the more drunk people became, the center of gravity did not follow the rhythm at all, and the two women were really hard to carry, and they fell all the way to the yard.
Lin Can's head also fell to the left from time to time, and he looked at Chu Qinglime's struggling expression drunkenly: "Sister Lime, you are so beautiful." ”
"Okay, good, beautiful, stop talking."
“mua——”
kissed Chu Qingling on the face fiercely.
His head tilted to the right again, and he looked at Qiao Meina drunkenly: "Sister Meina, can you help Ji Xian tonight ......?"
"Ahhh!!!hhh
Qiao Mena screamed and interrupted Lin Can to talk nonsense.
Is that what can be said?
Dare to say it, Jomena will kill you!
Help into the house.
"Lime, help him to the bathroom."
Qiao Mena let go, all the weight was pressed on Chu Qingling's body, and she bent over directly, she couldn't help it at all, and it was difficult to go to the toilet like this.
However, as a girlfriend, I naturally gritted my teeth and held on, and went to the bathroom to help, but it was too heavy to carry it at all, so I had no choice but to ask for help.
"Hey, any of you can help me."
"I'm going to put in the bath water." Miao Youxi ran to the bathroom.
"I'm going to see her put the bath water." Ayi ran to the bathroom.
How embarrassing is this kind of thing, two yellow flower girls.
Co-authored me, Qiao Mena is not a yellow flower girl?
The shower room in the master bedroom is very large, more than 30 square meters, the bathroom occupies 2/3, there is a large bathtub, Ayire and Miao Youxi went to the bathroom first, and the bathroom door can be seen through the glass.
"Don't drink so much!"
Qiao Mena complained, came up and continued to help Lin Can to the bathroom, came to the toilet, turned her head to look at the door.
Chu Qingling: "Cancan, Cancan, I'll go~ He fell asleep." ”
Qiao Mena: "You can help when you fall asleep, it's not like you haven't seen it." ”
See, I saw it at the time, but I felt embarrassed like this.
Alas~
There's no way, wait.
Miao Youxi and Ayire, who put the bath water in the glass partition, also turned their heads.
Soon I heard the sound of zippers, and then the water rushed~ the sound.
Next second!
Yes!!!!
Jomena jumped to her feet in fright.
"Lin Can, you hit my feet, Chu Qinglime, you hold him down, what is he shaking, it's everywhere, it's not disgusting, Ayire come over and help me, I'm going to rush my feet, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up!"
"Oh~"
Ayire tilted his head and groped over to replace Qiao Mena and held Lin Can.
She didn't dare to turn her head.
……
By the bathtub, Miao Youxi was holding the shower and putting the bath water, staring at a certain place through the glass partition, looking at a certain place, her eyes widened in surprise: (⊙_⊙) !!
Syllable!
Jomena walked up and hit her.
"Why are you opening your mouth so wide?"
"I didn't."
Miao Youxi immediately shut up, lowered her head, and blushed like a monkey's buttocks.
Jomena dragged the shower over her feet.
……
"I don't want you to help me, I'm not drunk."
Lin Can pushed Chu Lime and Ayi Re away, but walked to the bathroom, taking off his clothes and taking a bath as he walked.
The action is very numb, and it will be taken off in three or five clicks.
Qiao Mena covered Miao Youxi's eyes and glared at Chu Qingli fiercely: "Chu Qinglime, what's the use of you!! ”
Chu Qinglime: "Cancan's strength is too great, I can't stop it." ”
"Mmmmmm~" Ayi nodded his head while covering his face and facing the wall, "He is still a big yellow flower girlfriend who is ice and jade, is he really good like this." ”
Lin Can scratched his head, walked past Qiao Mena with a hanging, stepped into the bathtub and soaked, because he was too drunk and unsteady, people kept sliding into the water, "gurgling~" bubbling up.
Fortunately, there were bubbles in the bathtub, and the entire water surface was full of bubbles, and I couldn't understand Lin Can's body.
Qiao Mena let go of Miao Youxi's eyes and reached out with Chu Qingling to fish out Lin Can in the water.
Gollum~
Gollum~
Bubbling sound.
Chu Qinglime: "Why are you stunned, you two come over to help fish, otherwise you will drown." ”
Miao Youxi and Ayire rushed over and reached under the bubble bath to grab Lin Can and fish him out of the water.
This stinky brother is drunk, and he can toss four sisters who are like flowers.
Yikes~
As if his hand had been electrocuted, Ayire catapulted back two meters, shrank into the corner, and his face flushed.
As soon as Sanxiao saw this reaction, he knew that she had caught the wrong one.
Chu Lime: "Alas~~~"
Miao Youxi: "Idiot, you will have a boyfriend in the future, see how you explain it." ”
Jomena: "I'm stupid to death, alas~ go and get his clothes." ”
After speaking, the three of them worked together to scoop Lin Can up and lean against the edge of the bathtub, but he was drunk and his body was very soft, he couldn't sit still, and he wanted to slip.
Chu Qinglime simply straddled his legs into the bathtub, sat in front of him, and held him to prevent him from slipping into the water again.
Miao Youxi and Qiao Meina helped Lin Can to rub the toiletries.
Soon, Ayire came back with his clothes and put them aside, squatted on the edge of the bathtub, squeezed the shampoo and washed Lin Can's hair while muttering: "Cancan, Cancan, you are really my sister's nemesis, my sister and I don't have a boyfriend, I will wash your hair and help you go to the toilet, if you are sorry for me in the future, bully my sister, sister, I will screw your head off, hum~"
Miao Youxi: "That's it, record it, you must record it, show him how we take care of him when he is drunk, lest he have no conscience and forget that we are so good to him in the future." ”
Qiao Mena: "Na~ The phone is recorded on the opposite stand, swearing that I really can't let him get drunk anymore, this time fortunately the four of us are here, if we are not there, if he is caught by a woman with bad intentions, he must not be taken to open a house, take the initiative to dedicate himself to have a relationship, so that he will be pestered in the future, if he wants to get rid of it, at least he will have to spend money to settle it, after all, there are many women who specialize in hunting rich now." ”
Hearing this, Chu Qinglime was stunned, this phenomenon is indeed possible: "Hmm! Tomorrow, we must educate him well, don't drink if you can't drink, what if something happens when you're drunk! ”
At night, the cool breeze was slow, blowing the fallen leaves and drifting through the bathroom skylight, the lights were on inside, the four sisters were really caring, they were tired and hot, and they also helped the drunk Lin Can to return home, and worked together to serve the incense.
Lin Can woke up slowly, half-opened his eyes lazily, and saw that he was surrounded by four women, who were bathing themselves.
"Don't you wash? Do you want to wash yourself up too? ”
Syllable~
Jomena spanked him.
"What kind of tiger and wolf words do you say, what do you stinky brother think."
"Let's wash, let's wash together, this bathtub is so big, give it to me!"
Lin Can snatched the shower that Ayire was flushing him with, turned the water flow to the maximum, and took a 360° look at the surroundings.
Yes!!!!
"Lin Can, turn off the water."
"You hate it, nourish me all over the water."
"Your clothes are all wet from you."
"Ah!! Don't pull us, Lin Can can't! ”
Whoa!
The drunk person has a lot of brute strength, does things boldly, and is not a brain at all, a stud, directly pulled the four little ones into the big bathtub, soaked together, and then, the shower fell, Lin Can fell to the side, and fell asleep again.
The four little ones sat in the bathtub like chickens in soup and shook Lin Can.
"Can-chan~Can-can~Can-can~"
"Huhuhu~~"
"Asleep."
"I want to kill him, it's too naughty."
Miao Youxi: "Uh...... Lime, Cancan is asleep, will he wake up? ”
Chu Qinglime: "It shouldn't be, it's all snoring, what's wrong?" ”
Miao Youxi: "I'm wet, sweating well, uncomfortable, I'm going to take off my clothes and take a shower." ”
Poof-
Chu Qingling spurted a mouthful of old blood to death.
Is this okay?
I'm really convinced.
Ayire attached to his ear: "Cancan~Cancan~ Let's take a bath, get up quickly." ”
No response.
Ayire: "Wash, he fell asleep, our room does not have a bathtub, only the master bedroom, and this bathtub has a high technology content, the spa effect is very good, according to Lin Can, the landlord spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy it." ”
Jomena: "Just wash it, it's all in the bathtub anyway." ”
Miao Youxi: "Wait a minute, I'll go get Romanti Conti, how can this atmosphere be less than red wine." ”
Chu Qinglime: "Alas~~~~"
However, the five of them advanced step by step, living together in an RV trip, sleeping in a big bed on a bikini sea yacht, with these foreshadowing, plus playing in private is relatively open, so it's no problem to take a bath, anyway, he is asleep, I can't see it, after all, the four little ones can't let go, and as soon as they let go, he will be planted in the water, so just make do with the bath.
Time is ticking away, wet clothes on the bathroom floor, four small ones soaking in the bathtub, drinking tens of thousands of yuan of red wine, enjoying the spa, this day is not too comfortable.
Lin Can was asleep beside him, and the four women each pressed one leg against Lin Can to prevent him from slipping down.
This is definitely Lin Can's most regretful sleep, he missed too much.
After taking a bath, the tiredness of the four little ones was swept away, and they quickly relaxed, and the four of them wore the suspender lace side nightdresses prepared by Lin Can in advance, draped in wet hair, and turned their backs to the bathtub.
"Is the lime alright?"
"Alright."
Chu Qingling put on Lin Can's shorts, and the four of them worked together to help Lin Can out of the water, and Lin Can's hands were wrinkled.
Helped back to the master bedroom and threw him onto the queen bed.
"OK, it's finally okay, Chu Qinglime, you take care of him, let's go back to the room and blow my hair and sleep."
Qiao Meina, Miao Youxi, and Ayire each had a room, and they all returned to the room and began to blow their hair and apply hydrating beauty and skin care products.
Chu Qinglime was also in front of the dresser, sitting and blowing her hair.
Lin Can slept with the quilt in his arms for a while, as if he was woken up by the sound of the hair dryer "coax~", Chu Qinglime hurriedly turned off the hair dryer, jumped on the bed, and shook Lin Can.
"Cancan, sister woke you up?"
"Hmm~"
"Then I'll go to the living room and blow my hair."
"Okay."
"Well, sleep."
Chu Qingling was very distressed about Lin Can, and went to the living room with a blower.
This is a Chinese-style ancient courtyard mansion, the area is quite large, the area of the whole yard is 1790 square meters, and the indoor area of the house accounts for more than 900 square meters, so the layout is not as compact as the high-rise suite, but is divided into the owner's private rest area, aisle landscape, indoor landscape screen, living room has two, a master living room, a living room, two kitchens and Western food, two restaurants, Chinese restaurants and Western restaurants.
After all, super rich people are very good at enjoying life and eating Western food, so they eat in a Western restaurant, which is more appropriate for the situation, of course, ordinary people can also say that the rich are hypocritical, no way, the reality is that people are rich, the house is big, and some are squared into areas.
And, the master bedroom is more than ten meters away from the living room, behind the landscape screen in the corridor, and this distance will not disturb Lin Can.
It's not that Chu Qingling loves to be humble, but to understand each other - after all, if you are drunk, it will be very annoying to hear someone blowing your hair around and making noise, of course, it won't say anything, just this little irritability again and again, the small friction continues, and over time it accumulates into a couple's conflict, until one day it erupts.
Although Chu Qingling is in love for the first time, she knows how to manage love, give each other respect, give each other space, and don't think that I am a girlfriend and I am justified, I blow my hair to wake you up, you annoy me, you don't love me?
It won't be like that.
She's not that kind of girl.
So she blew her hair far away in the living room, so that Lin Can could sleep quietly in the bedroom.
And it's in a drunken state.
Suddenly, I just missed Sister Youxi, so I suddenly didn't want to sleep here, I wanted to go to Sister Youxi, sleep with Sister Youxi, and let Sister Youxi coax herself.
So, he got up, groggily walked out of the master bedroom, and pointed to the rooms on either side of the hallway.
"This is Ayire, this is Qiao Mena, and this is Sister Youxi."
In the room, Miao Youxi had already blown her hair, lay on her side on the bed and slept, a Chinese night light was on, she was staring at what video she was watching on her phone, she was amused to laugh like a silver bell, and sometimes reached out and scratched the thighs of the lace skirt.
Viewed from behind, the graceful curve of this side lie is particularly attractive under the night light.
Click~
Miao Youxi heard the sound of the door closing, turned her head, and was stunned, seeing Lin Can scratching his head and walking upside down.
"Cancan, why don't you sleep and come to my room?"
Miao Youxi propped herself up and leaned against the head of the bed, stretched her legs together, and tidied up her skirt.
Lin Can didn't say a word, climbed into bed, hugged Miao Youxi's waist, fell on her soft stomach, and continued to sleep.
Miao Youxi: ......
……
At this time.
Outside the room, Chu Qinglime's search voice came: "What about Cancan?" Why is it gone? ”
Miao Youxi's response came from the room: "Chu Qingling, what kind of fame are you doing, people can't see it well, come to my bed to sleep." ”
"Huh? In your place, come in and take it yourself. ”
"Then open the door, the door is locked."
Hearing this, Qiao Mena and Ayire also ran out of the room.
"What's the matter?"
"I went to the living room to dry my hair, and when I went back, Cancan was gone, and I ran to Youxi's room, and the door was still locked and couldn't be opened."
"Youxi, come and open the door, we can't open it."
"I couldn't move, he hugged me tightly."
“!!!”
"Do you know where the key is?"
"I don't know."
"Kick it off."
"You can't kick it." Ayire stopped and said, "Lin Can said that this door is tens of thousands, and this lock is also 10,000, and if you kick Lin Can it out, you will have to pay tens of thousands of yuan, and you may not be able to kick it open." ”
“……”
This stinky brother is not worried!
Qiao Mena poked Chu Lime's head: "Waste, my boyfriend can't stand it, what are you doing?" ”
"I went to the living room to blow my hair, I was afraid of disturbing him."
"Heh, now it's okay, it's no longer noisy, your boyfriend is sleeping in your girlfriend's bed."
"Ah!!!!h
Chu Qingling screamed and went crazy.
Raise your leg and kick it hard.
The door did not move, and the foot was numb.
"I'll call someone to pick the lock."
Chu Qinglime is very anxious, and will never allow my boyfriend to sleep with his girlfriend, and I am still in the situation next door, what is this called!!
Qiao Mena: "Sister, it's night, it's almost one o'clock now, how can there be a lock, where do you find it, do you think this is an old community, and the walls are all posted to unlock?" ”
Chu Qinglime: "What should you do?" ”
Yes!!!!
Suddenly, Miao Youxi's screams came from the room.
Chu Qinglime was suddenly stunned, and slammed the door: "What's wrong, what's wrong." ”
Seeing Chu Qinglime's anxious jumping feet, Ayire laughed with a "snort~" sound.
"No~nothing~ It's just Cancan, she pinched my stomach, it's so annoying~"
Call~~~
Chu Qingling let out a sigh of relief, which scared me to death.
Qiao Meina: "Hey, Miao Youxi, you can be reserved yourself, you can pinch your stomach, but you can be honest when you pinch the others, remember to take care of your legs, keep your mouth shut, don't eat anything, you know?" ”
Miao Youxi: "Mmmmmm~ Don't worry, Lime, I'm your best and best sister, I won't green you for a man." ”
(End of chapter)