One-two-two: Expected accidents
Heaven and earth give birth to all things, God gives all things all kinds of abilities, wild beasts have strong adaptability, fierce beasts are born with unique supernatural talents, and demon cultivators have strong physique and various abilities attached to races.
But the most commendable of them is indeed the wisdom and creativity of human beings, which is why the races of the world choose to take human form, they just want to get closer to the boundless avenue, and want to pursue the truth they seek.
Human creativity is the best gift given by God, and it is said that God is fair to everyone, but in fact it is not, otherwise how could Li Tianquan come out with such a thing!
Obviously, God opened a small stove for him when distributing creativity, otherwise where would he have so many strange ideas and incomprehensible mysterious operations.
Regardless of whether it is an evil thing or not, and whether it will feel disgusting if you drink it, the key is that it is a bone, and it is a bone frame that has been put for I don't know how many years, although it looks like an art, and the bells and whistles are quite good-looking, but it is an expired food after all!
Thanks to the fact that there is no such thing as a health permit in the world of monks, otherwise, with Li Tianquan's creative thinking, sooner or later he will have to get a reward for a small single room and bracelet package......
The spirit brew soaked in white jade snake bones was promoted from the second grade to the third grade under the stimulation of the snake bones, and Li Tianquan filled nine pots with a full house, and then resealed the wine jar and walked towards the chattering villa.
Naturally, the topic of same-sex relations cannot be talked about in the presence of the opposite sex, so when Li Tianquan pushed the door open, there was silence in the room, and the six girls all looked at him with extremely embarrassed eyes, as if he had made something wrong.
"What are you talking about?" Li Tianquan uncomfortably straightened his clothes and asked, "Why do you look at me with this look? It can't be secretly saying bad things about me, right?"
"Do you still need to say bad things about you secretly?" Xiao Ouyang glanced at him and said, "Didn't you say that you would take the wine? Why did you rub it for so long? ”
"I'm going to have it ready-made, so it's going to take time. Li Tianquan took out the spirit brew from his sleeve, placed a pot in front of everyone, and then took out two pots and poured them into the special wine bowl of the tiger mother and the tiger cub, and when everything was done, he walked back to the table and sat on the only empty seat.
Girls are always more sensitive than boys emotionally, and everyone is sensible in this regard, so Li Tianquan's empty seat was naturally arranged next to Xiao Ouyang.
After sitting down, Li Tianquan began to think about a question, why are there two chicken legs on other people's plates, but only one for himself and Lu Yunqi? Why are there three on the plate of Xiao Ouyang? This doesn't seem to be in line with Feng Wantong's usual style, right?
Could it be that after he left for half a month, the way of the world changed? Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation? Can he be a dignified senior brother of the Lianyun Sect who is treated unjustly? Obviously, he can't do well!
"Take your claws away, don't touch them on my plate!" Xiao Ouyang raised his hand and patted off the paws that were sneaking towards the chicken legs and said dissatisfiedly: "Eating your own, still thinking about other people's, I didn't see it, you have grown a breath." ”
Li Tianquan retracted his claws and said aggrievedly: "But that's mine!"
Xiao Ouyang squinted at him and said angrily: "How do you prove that the chicken leg is yours?
"I have a mark on it. Facing the strong girl, Li Tianquan said weakly: "If you don't believe me, I can point it out to you." ”
The chicken leg was brought up by Feng Wantong, and Li Tianquan had just entered the house, so the unintentional lie directly made Xiao Ouyang laugh angrily, pushed the plate in front of Li Tianquan and said: "Come on, come on, you look for me, if you can't find ...... today"
Before she finished speaking, she saw Li Tianquan grab a chicken leg from her plate and his own plate, open his mouth wide, and start work left and right, leaving a clear tooth mark on each chicken leg.
"Look at ......" Li Tianquan chewed the meat in his mouth while putting the two chicken legs together and comparing them to Xiao Ouyang: "How about it?
Xiao Ouyang: "???"
This girl seems to be falling for this bastard again!
Where there is sorrow, there is joy, Xiao Ouyang's sorrow is exchanged for everyone's joy, think about it carefully, this deal is quite cost-effective, but Li Tianquan's fate is a bit miserable......
Three cups of spiritual brew entrance, everyone's cheeks are hung with a ruddy color, it can only be said that it is worthy of spiritual brewing, the intensity of the wine is much better than ordinary products, and they can also clearly feel that the speed of absorbing spiritual energy has intensified, if they meditate and cultivate at this time, they must have achieved twice the result with half the effort.
At the same time, this also reflects the results of Li Tianquan's efforts to practice the wine path so far, a table of seven people, as long as he does not have a red face and a heartbeat, he continues to drink violently, and in the evaluation of everyone, he is like a fool.
Everyone understands the principle of accepting it when it is good, and no one wants to lose their temper at this time, so the unfinished spiritual brew is put away by each other, so that it is convenient to keep it for future meditation and cultivation.
The rest of the food is put into the incubator engraved with the temperature control array in the kitchen, and most of the monks believe in the cycle of heavenly principles, and there is little waste in the habit of wasting.
Cultivate the mind first, and then cultivate the body, so the monk is also synonymous with thrift, even if the monk from the big family and the Damen sect will not waste it for no reason, of course, if it is a person who practices the way of waste, it will be a different matter.
Although I didn't drink much, I got excited under the stimulation of alcohol.
Liu Ying, who looks cold and elegant on weekdays, has an infatuated face, hugging Feng Wantong and groping around, Lu Yunqi ran to the tiger cub and the tiger mother to ask for a hug, Lu Xiaoting held a broken knife and insisted on playing a set of knife skills for everyone.
Zhang Hanrui is worthy of a fourth-grade middle-level monk, and his resistance is much stronger than that of a group of third-grade monks, so ...... So she took advantage of everyone's time to draw Wang Ba one by one with a pen, and said that after having a mark, it will be a family, the key is that this group of girls still really believe in her!
Xiao Ouyang was full of wine, sat next to Li Tianquan with a red little face, pulled the sleeve of his wine and said like a coquette: "Can you kiss me......?"
However......
Li Tianquan, who seems to be the most calm, is actually the one who drinks the most, not calling him just immersed in his own world and laughing at himself, and this call him Xiao Ouyang found an extremely serious problem, which immediately scared her and instantly sobered up.
I saw Li Tianquan slowly turn his head to look at Xiao Ouyang, showing a stupid look, and asked her with a smile: "I remember that you seem to like cherry blossoms, right?"
!!!
Suddenly, Xiao Ouyang remembered what Ji Wuchang described about Li Tianquan's drunken appearance more than two months ago, and immediately shook his head decisively, and said calmly: "No, you remember wrong, I don't like cherry blossoms." ”
After speaking, she got up quietly, slowly moved to Zhang Hanrui, who was having a good time, and reminded in a whisper: "Li Tianquan seems to be drunk, while he is now paying attention to me, you quickly pull them out, and, don't forget the two tigers." ”
Zhang Hanrui didn't react to what was going on, like a, she leaned in Xiao Ouyang's ear with an obscene look and laughed: "Let me pull them out for your convenience, right? Hehe, sister, I understand, don't worry, wrap it up on me." ”
Xiao Ouyang was speechless, no matter what he said, as long as Zhang Hanrui could take the people and the tiger out, as long as the goal was achieved, it didn't matter what else he did.
"Don't you like cherry blossoms?" Li Tianquan in the haze showed a puzzled look at Xiao Ouyang's answer, and after a short thought, he returned to that silly expression and said, "Then what flowers do you like?" You say, I'll show you......
"I like ......" Xiao Ouyang deliberately lengthened his voice to delay time, and saw that Zhang Hanrui had already taken all the people and tigers out, so he slowly retreated to the door step by step and said: "Actually, I don't like flowers very much, why don't you give me time to think about it, and I'll tell you tomorrow?"
"Well, it's good ......" Li Tianquan nodded heavily, got up and walked towards her: "But I think you should be asked to read all of them first, so it's more convenient to choose......
Xiao Ouyang: "Meow meow meow ???"
This is very meow, didn't Huan Yuheng just tell him that he didn't like flowers? Why do you have to show it all here?Brother, the information you provided seems to be a bit biased......
Looking at Li Tianquan, who held the wine jug in his mouth and slowly pulled out the sword from his sleeve, Xiao Ouyang was a little panicked: "That...... I don't want to watch it now, but I'll choose you when I'm free, okay?"
After saying this, she escaped from the villa as if she was flying, snapped the door back and slammed the door to death, and shouted to the girls who were sitting on the open ground and sobering up at the moment: "Li Tianquan is drunk, I'll stay and drag him for a while, you guys run quickly!"
"Isn't it just right that he drank too much?" Zhang Hanrui still wanted to owe a few words, but when she saw Xiao Ouyang's panicked look, she suddenly realized the seriousness of the matter.
She hurriedly took out two white bone tooth daggers from the Sumeru bag and held them upside down in her hand, turned to the others and said, "You go first, I'll stay to deal with Li Tianquan......"
However, before she could finish speaking, she heard a low sword duel from inside the room.
"Weeping blood and flowers fall into the city, thousands of miles of snow and people break their intestines......"
Zero is the beginning, one is the beginning, evolution is two or three, and the same is true for the sword.
The door of the villa fell apart under the thousands of cold rays, and it turned into nothing in the blink of an eye, Li Tianquan held a sword in one hand and wine in the other, and there was a looming blooming cherry tree behind the ethereal green clothes, if it weren't for that silly expression, it would have fascinated countless girls.
Li Tianquan swayed towards Xiao Ouyang, his eyes half-open and half-awake at a group of girls silly: "Hehe...... Don't worry, line up one by one......"
Look at him and say this, but if you change places, this group of girls will definitely be able to laugh and scream, but ...... Now, instead of anyone laughing, I feel the urge to cry.
Because they were horrified to find that several huge trees had grown around them at some point, and the branches were staggered to form a tree prison, and it was a luxury to turn around and leave.