Chapter 345 Private variety shows, not suitable for children

Traveling is a very pleasant thing, and traveling with good friends is the happiest thing.

How cheerful and cheerful five women are to be in the car.

What is poor and not poor, my sister doesn't care.

Lincoln suddenly stopped on the road in the vast grape fields.

"What's wrong?"

The five women looked at Lin Can in the cab.

Lin Can turned his head to look at Lin Miaomiao: "You didn't work hard?" ”

"Come on?"

Lin Miaomiao leaned over to the dashboard and looked at it, the pointer fell to the bottom, and the cruising range showed - 23 kilometers.

"Hiss......" Lin Miaomiao gasped, "Die before you are born." ”

Miao Youxi: "23 kilometers of endurance, how far can you actually run?" ”

Lin Miaomiao: "According to the fuel consumption of this car, at most a few kilometers, more will burn the engine oil." ”

Miao Youxi: "Don't you have a fuel tank?" ”

Lin Miaomiao: ......

Qiao Meina poked Miao Youxi's head: "You think it's a motorcycle, and there is an auxiliary fuel tank?" ”

Miao Youxi: "How many kilometers...... This journey is almost just driving back, why don't we drive back and change a car, this time it doesn't count, fill up the gas and drive a new car to set off, recalculate? ”

Ayire: "I don't care, anyway, there is Cancan, she won't let me starve." ”

All of them:......

Ayire is the 'indifferent type', you can do whatever you like, I don't care, anyway, I have a man, I'm not afraid, my man spoils me very much, so he won't let me starve.

Lin Can really wants to take this opportunity to pull Ayire out and hone the eldest lady's character.

Chu Qinglime: "What's the point, when I came out, I started to travel poorly, and then I went back to drive again, and I lost my interest, so let's drive like this, Aunt Lin's car is full of fuel, how many euros does it cost?" ”

Lin Miaomiao: "The fuel tank of this Navigator is 105L, and now the oil price is about 2.1 euros a liter, and it is about 210 euros when you fill up the fuel. ”

Miao Youxi: "210 euros, more than 2,000 yuan?" ”

Jomena: "Remember, in Europe, we use euros, not yuan, and we can't compare them like that. ”

Chu Qinglime: "I knew that I wouldn't drive this car, this car seems to be very fuel-guzzling." ”

Lin Miaomiao: "This car is big enough to seat six of us, and almost all of the cars in the family consume fuel. ”

Lin Can: "There is no turning back when you open the bow, God will do so, let's go, go and come on." ”

……

Gas station.

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252 euros.

Although the fuel tank is 105 liters, it is more than that.

Chu Qinglime: "I spent 252 euros just when I went out, and the current balance is 3348 euros, how far can a tank of oil go?" ”

Lin Miaomiao: "It's more than 800 kilometers, hmm...... We don't have to run around France, maybe two or three times to refuel, and we can come back from playing. ”

Chu Qingling wrote down every expenditure in his notebook: "Now we have to start planning the economy, and strive for 3,348 euros to play in France." ”

Lin Can said with a smile: "Don't worry, as the only man, even if I run out of money, I won't let you five women sleep on the street hungry." ”

Chu Qinglime: "Have you thought of a way to make money?" ”

Lin Can: "What way to make money is just to find a rich French woman to sell my body." ”

Chu Qingling smiled: "Hehehe~ You like it." ”

Lin Can smiled, started the pilot again, and drove to the city of Bordeaux, where the urban planning and architectural ensemble embody the trend of creative classicism and neoclassicism, showing the perfect combination and unity of city and architecture.

Lin Can walked around the city and found a free parking lot to park his car.

"Although we travel poorly, we have to get out of the temperament of a rich woman, go! Four beauties! ”

Lin Miaomiao put on sunglasses, pushed the car door, held the Hermes bag, and walked with the steps that her six relatives did not recognize.

This body adds up to more than 900,000 euros, to say the least.

"Let's go! Losing money is not losing temperament! ”

THE FOUR LITTLE ONES GRABBED GUCCI'S BAG AND PUSHED THE DOOR TO GET OUT OF THE CAR.

The four of them are up and down, Lin Can bought, the three sisters bought, and Lin Miaomiao bought, adding up to more than 2 million euros.

Five women walked side by side on the retro European-style street, all wearing beautiful skirts, glamorous, rich women went out, but they had no money and traveled poorly.

Lin Can picked up a selfie stick and got out of the car, walked behind, the camera was facing him, and said to himself: "The first stop of "Poor Travel in France - Bordeaux" begins, recording how we do it, how to do big things with little money, I will interview our beautiful Lin Miaomiao, who loves flowers and flowers. ”

Lin Can himself is engaged in a travel variety show.

Lin Can walked up, holding a selfie stick in one hand and Lin Miaomiao's fragrant shoulder with the other.

"Come, Miaomiao, say hello to the audience friends."

Lin Miaomiao smiled, obviously she was recording their travel video, and she had to make it into a variety show mode, but this is also very good, when I watch "Poor Travel" in the future, it is very interesting to watch variety shows.

Lin Miaomiao took off her sunglasses and waved her hand at the camera in a fake look: "Okay!" In the future, Lin Miaomiao, when you see this "Poor Travel" again, you should have experienced 72 hours of poor travel, I hope you haven't starved to death, hehehe......"

Lin Miaomiao spoke, holding Lin Can's big hand, because Lin Can's hand was around her shoulder, which naturally fell on her chest, and as she walked, his hand touched it intentionally or unintentionally.

Lin Miaomiao was worried that he would take advantage of no one, so she held Lin Can's hand.

Lin Can: "Miaomiao, will you be happy with me on a poor trip?" ”

Lin Miaomiao: "Of course you're happy, you're so good at it, you don't have money to spend, you have to travel poorly." ”

Lin Can smiled: "Miaomiao, the audience said that they wanted to see you kiss me." ”

Lin Miaomiao glanced at Lin Can, he really knew how to make excuses.

"Good, good, dear!"

Lin Miaomiao stood on tiptoe and kissed Lin Can on the cheek.

Lin Can: "Miaomiao's kiss is really soft, Lin Can 72 hours after the camera, can you tell me one thing...... That is, within 72 hours, do you have that with Lin Miaomiao? ”

You!

Lin Miaomiao pinched Lin Can fiercely.

I think about that day by day.

Lin Can put his hand down and patted Lin Miaomiao's ass behind him.

"I still want to see Miao Youxi, okay, I'll interview Miao Youxi."

Lin Can held a selfie stick and looked around, and saw that the four little ones had dispersed and were playing everywhere.

"Play and play, don't go far, it's best to be together."

Lin Can said hello, walked to a small roadside shop for ice cream over there, and saw Miao Youxi looking at the beautiful and cute ice cream along the saliva.

Miao Youxi likes to eat very much, and she often visits the barbecue sausage restaurant at the school gate, and when she eats it, it is the kind that starts with three roots.

Miao Youxi is wearing a pink dress today, with a ball on her head, and a cute Korean makeup, and her favorite white over-the-knee stockings underneath.

The summer breeze is blowing, the skirt is swaying, and the white and tender long legs are undoubtedly exposed.

Miao Youxi's legs are very girly, and she looks more than ten years younger than European women of the same age, after all, European women are 20 years old, and most of them have skin that is about the same as our 30s.

The skin simply can't compare to us.

Lin Can walked over with a selfie stick and looked at Miao Youxi with a very greedy look: "Sister Youxi, do you want to eat?" ”

Miao Youxi nodded very frankly: "Cancan, I really want to eat this ice cream, can you buy it for me, I really want to eat it." ”

Miao Youxi is very direct, but she can't control her mouth.

In the afternoon, it is time for Miao Youxi to start the foodie dessert.

"5 euros is not expensive, so be it...... Call me a few good brothers, and I'll buy it for you. ”

"Hmph~"

Miao Youxi folded her hands on her chest and twisted her head.

"If you don't call me, I'll leave, bye, I'll give these 5 Ouhua to Ayire, she should call a lot of good brothers."

"Wait, wait, wait......"

Miao Youxi pulled the corner of Lin Can's clothes, facing the camera, and filmed the child-faced Juru Miao Youxi from a VR perspective, looking at the camera with a pair of big eyes of Bling Bring, dragging the corners of her clothes, shaking and shaking.

"Good brother ~ good cancan ~ I want to eat that, can you buy it for my sister, please."

"I like to eat~"

From Lin Can's VR perspective, he reached out to touch Miao Youxi's mouth.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Miao Youxi'an couldn't hear that Lin Can's 'eating' and 'touching his mouth' were very improper.

What kind of mess is he substituting for?

Miao Youxi also served his younger brother, and his brain was not serious day by day.

We are filming "Poor Travel", but are you filming in the cold way of Tokyo?

Yeah! This is called a private variety show blockbuster.

Lin Can's shooting has always revealed a 'Tokyo cold' camera movement.

"Kiss me, and I'll buy it for you."

"Good~"

Miao Youxi stood on tiptoe and kissed the camera mua~mua~mua~ several times.

Lin Can, who was watching, showed a foolish smile.

"Buy!"

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5 euros.

"Thank you, good brother~"

Miao Youxi took the ice cream and licked it, "It's delicious~ Cancan, you take a bite." ”

Lin Can held a selfie stick at 45Β°, recorded the two of them, and tasted ice cream.

"It's delicious, Sister Youxi, I bought you ice cream, won't you reward me?"

Lin Can stretched his face over.

"Kiss what face, I'll kiss it directly."

Miao Youxi took a bite of ice cream, kissed Lin Can on the mouth fiercely, and pushed the ice cream into Lin Can's mouth, all of which were recorded in "Poor Travel".

"Is Canchan delicious?" Miao Youxi put down his heels and said with an interesting smile.

"I'm sick to death, give me back what is in your mouth."

"The stuff in my mouth will be disgusting for you to eat, and if you stuff that into my mouth, I won't be disgusting?"

"What's that?"

"That's it...... Yes!!! You hate it. ”

Miao Youxi ran out of the camera with ice cream tuk tuk tuk and ran to Ayire and Lin Miaomiao to take pictures.

I hate to die.,Every time you trick me.,Hmph~.

Lin Can laughed, sure enough, this private variety show can only be enjoyed by himself.

Too young to be inappropriate.

Miao Youxi's lovely sister, Lin Can likes it very much, she is so cute, and she is very innocent, and her brain is very simple.

is often tricked by Lin Can and does some messy things.

Moreover, Miao Youxi's childish face Juru, with a soft body, can arouse Lin Can's possessiveness and want to rua her fiercely!

……

Chu Lime and Qiao Mena took a photo on the other side.

These two are the best.

Girlfriend groups are all good, but there are also the best.

Ayire and Miao Youxi are innocent and lively.

Chu Lime and Qiao Mena, one is a royal sister style, and the other is a sexy style.

These two can only come together.

Because these two have a different style from those two, they feel that those two are too naΓ―ve.

Those two felt that these two were too feminine.

At this time, Chu Lime and Giomena were taking pictures outside the Grand ThéÒtre de Bordeaux.

These two women are so good-looking, very tasteful in dressing, and super good at European style, and they are all in the style of fashion blockbusters.

After Lin Can finished recording their mutual photos next to him, he walked up and squeezed between the two, holding a selfie stick to the three of them.

"Come on, come on, I'll interview my two wives."

"you!"

Chu Qingling and Qiao Mena scolded each other and walked away left and right.

When he went abroad, he really let go, right?

Don't say it's two sisters, just call it two wives?

It's not pretended, it's a showdown.

Lin Can smiled and pulled the two back.

Lin Can explained: "Oh, I'm working on our variety show "Poor Travel", can you cooperate with it? ”

Chu Qinglime: "Variety show? ”

Lin Can: "Yes, it's called "Poor Travel", it's very interesting to watch back in the future, right? ”

Chu Qingling and Qiao Mena nodded, this variety documentary is a good proposal.

Chu Qinglime: "Say, how to cooperate, do you want a script?" ”

Lin Can: "The main one is unscripted, as a husband, I will interview the two wives." ”

Chu Lime, Qiao Mena: ......

This stinky brother, it's really enough, Qiao Mena and Chu Qinglime are very good, you have to say 'two wives', how can you make them embarrassed?

Lin Can is a big move in the next move?

Chu Qingling and Qiao Mena looked at Lin Can with a stunned look on their faces, gritted their teeth, they really wanted to kill him~

"Lady Lime, interview you first!"

Lin Can raised his hand and hugged Chu Qinglime.

Chu Qingling looked at Lin Can whitely, and he was really powerless to complain about him.

Lin Can: "Lady Lime, do you want to spend money on something?" ”

Chu Qinglime: "Yes, there are so many things here, I want to buy them, but I don't have any money!" ”

Lin Can: "Money is not a problem, you say that your husband has an advantage, and your husband will give you one euro, how many advantages can you say, and how many euros will be sent to you, say it." ”

"Pros?" Chu Qingling scratched her head, "What advantages does my husband have, no, it's all bad." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Ok, your spending money is gone, go ahead. Lin Can pushed Chu Lime out of the camera.

"Oh oh oh ~ yes yes ~ " Chu Qinglime hurriedly came to the camera, crossed his fingers and said, "My husband...... Handsome, talented, caring, and ...... What else? ”

Lin Can whispered a reminder in his ear: "A few big." ”

"Die!"

Chu Qingling blushed and slapped Lin Can.

"Okay, you're over, three advantages for 3 dollars, take it and spend it, don't thank you husband soon."

"Thank you for 3 euros, what do you buy for 3 euros?"

"It's still okay to buy a candy, come and thank you husband and me."

The camera focused on Chu Lime.

"Thank you, husband~"

After speaking, he took Sanou and left.

Stinky brother, too good at playing.

……

Lin Can put his arm around Qiao Mena's shoulders and held a selfie stick to the two of them.

Directly took out 10 euros and handed it to Jomena.

"Take the flowers."

β€œοΌŸοΌŸοΌŸβ€

Qiao Mena looked confused: "Just give it to me?" ”

Lin Can: "Yes, you are my Meina wife, I love you the most." ”

Jomeina: "Are you playing tricks on me?" ”

Lin Can: "What's the set, I don't even wear that thing, it's not that you don't know." ”

You!

Bang Bang Bang!

Qiao Mena punched Lin Can a few times.

Lin Can explained to the camera: "This is Qiao Mena, my fair-skinned and beautiful wife with long legs, wife, do you love your husband and me?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Qiao Mena looked at Lin Can and was too happy, he was addicted to playing.

Lin Can: "What's wrong?" I'm not your husband yet? ”

Jomena: "Yes, yes, you're my husband." ”

Lin Can: "Since it's your husband, don't call a few good husbands to listen." ”

Qiao Mena laughed, looked at Lin Can angrily, her eyes were gentle, she leaned her head on her shoulder, and said in a coquettish tone of a queen: "Husband~10 euros is too little, you don't want your wife to have no money to spend, you can give your wife more money to me~"

Lin Can was fluttering.

Qiao Mena called her husband, it was too soft.

Lin Can: "You can add 10 euros, on the condition that you wear stockings to me in bed at night." ”

"You ......" Qiao Mena gritted her teeth, and in her heart: Ah!! He really took the benefits to the extreme.

He shouldn't be in charge of money.

"Yes! Add 10 euros, I spelled it, and I wear it to you at night, but I bought it very expensive, and I am not allowed to tear it. ”

β€œok!”

Tear it up or not, Lin Can has the final say at night.

Jomena +10 euros.

A total of 20 euros.

"Thank you for your good husband."

"Bye, good husband, mua~"

Qiao Mena kissed Lin Can and ran to spend the money.

"Poor Travel" is a bit interesting~

Lin Can likes this private variety show.

……

Lin Can looked at Ayire and the three of them and walked there, but before he walked in, he saw the three of them sneakily throwing something into the trash can.

"Caught! Caught! Hahaha...... The three of you secretly spend money to eat and don't talk about the rules of the game, hahaha...... Qiao Mena, Chu Lime come here! ”

Lin Can greeted.

"Don't don't~" Lin Miaomiao hurriedly covered Lin Can's mouth: "We just can't help it." ”

Ayire: "It's just that, it's not an example." ”

Chu Qingling and Qiao Mena ran over when they heard the sound and glanced at the trash can, "There are several things to eat, and the price is very expensive, so you have to punish them!" ”

Qiao Mena: "Aunt Lin, don't blame us. ”

Miao Youxi: "I didn't eat it, they were eating." ”

Qiao Mena: "You are jointly and severally responsible, and you can't run away." ”

"Poof-" Miao Youxi's old blood spurted to death.

Jomena: "How to punish it?" ”

Chu Qingling: "That's it, there is no need for other punishments, let's not talk for 1 hour, the three of you supervise each other, whoever speaks, wants us to report, the whistleblower will be reduced by half an hour, and the speaker will be added by half an hour, start now." ”

Lin Miaomiao, Miao Youxi, Ayire: "Okay." ”

Chu Qinglime: "You all have spoken, one person will add half an hour." ”

Miao Youxi: "Why? ”

Chu Qingli: "Miao Youxi will add another half an hour." ”

Miao Youxi: "I don't accept it." ”

Chu Qinglime: "Add another half an hour." ”

Miao Youxi was about to speak again, but Ayire grabbed her and shook her head, hinting that she should stop talking, the game had already begun.

Miao Youxi gritted her teeth and looked at Lin Can.

Lin Can: "??? ”

Miao Youxi typed on her mobile phone and held it up to Lin Can to see.

[Cancan, I forgot my sister when I had a wife, right? ] Your wife bullied me, you don't help? 】

Chu Qingling: "Add 15 minutes to the mobile phone typing communication." ”

Miao Youxi was about to rush up to beat Chu Lime, but Lin Miaomiao and Ayire stopped him.

Rest the rage, stop the rage!

Lin Can covered his face and smiled, they were so funny.

Chu Qinglime: "I have given you the time, although you can't speak or type, but you can give us a comparison." ”

Ayire nodded "mmmmmm~".

Chu Qinglime: "What are you going to do?" ”

Ayire squatted down and got up again.

All of them:???

Chu Qinglime: "I don't understand. ”

Ayire squatted down and got up again.

Everyone shook their heads, still not understanding.

Ayire jumped to his feet in a hurry, thought about it, and walked to the corner of the roadside and made a shaking motion

Lin Can clapped his hands and said, "I know, Ayire wants to go to the toilet." ”

Everyone: "How did you guess?" ”

Lin Can: "She is like this, and she is shaking her hands, just to pee." ”

It dawned on everyone.

Chu Qinglime: "No, Ayire, why do you make this move?" ”

Ayire pointed at Lin Can and made a gesture, everyone said "oh~", Ayire meant - when I walked around Binjiang Road at night, I saw Lin Can shaking like that on the side of the road~

Burst~

Lin Can spurted a mouthful of old blood to death.

My civilized character was shaken by my sister Ayire's handshake. (End of chapter)