Chapter 482: Xiao Can, You Hit Me?
Morning sunlight pours into the living room through the hotel's floor-to-ceiling windows.
A dining table, a desk.
A hot pot, a review book.
The gurgling hot pot is boiling and fragrant.
Ye Fanzhi was wearing a light pink suspender nightdress, and the suspender pressed the shoulder straps of the black underwear inside, sitting on a chair fat, sipping hot pot, taking small sips and enjoying the delicious hot pot.
Principal Ye personally invigilated the exam, which is more fortunate than the students of Chengdu No. 7 Middle School!
And the teacher is the most patient, when supervising the examination room, no matter how Lin Can is anxious offstage, Principal Ye ignores it and continues to eat hot pot, anyway, there is time.
Lin Can hasn't had this kind of experience of being supervised by a teacher for a long time.
How to write this review?
That's it, write how you want, write more flattering words to Principal Ye, it's right.
So he wrote on the paper.
[Review]
[Dear Principal Mother-in-law, I know that I have made a mistake that all men in the world make......]
Dog thief, at the beginning, pull all the men in the world into the water!
Writing and writing, Lin Can put down the pen and stretched his waist, and the ballpoint pen fell to the ground, so he bent down to pick it up.
"What are you doing!"
Directly in front, under the dining table, the two white thighs under the skirt were immediately closed.
The leaves are serious!
“…… Heh," Lin Can smiled and picked up the ballpoint pen, "The pen is gone, I'll pick it up." ”
Ye Fanzhi: "Write quickly." ”
"Okay."
Lin Can wrote for a while, pillowed his head, looked at Ye Fanzhi, pulled up the hair that fell with one hand, and spread his mouth to eat hairy belly.
Ye Fanzhi continued to eat, but said, "Write, why are you staring at me!" ”
"Aunt Fanzhi, I'm curious about one thing, you teachers, why don't you know what the students are doing without looking at it many times, for example, during class, the teacher writes on the podium and turns his back to all the students, but can say what so-and-so is messing around?"
"I won't tell you."
"Okay, I'm done."
"Bring it."
Ye Fanzhi put down his chopsticks and clapped his hands, Lin Can walked in front of Ye Fanzhi and stood respectfully.
Ye Fanzhi turned around, picked up the review book and read it, lowered his head to look at the collar of his suspender pajamas, and raised his head to look at Lin Can in front of him.
"Take two steps back."
“…… Aunt Fanzhi, have we become estranged from each other to this extent, you have started to guard against me, we have bathed together before, have you forgotten? ”
"First of all, it's not that we've taken a bath together, it's you and I who have four little ones, and their mothers, let's take a hot spring together, it's not that the two of us take a bath, the words are inappropriate, and the shit written in this review book doesn't make sense, what does it mean to make a mistake that all men in the world will make, and you're killed with one shot? Take it back and re-do it. ”
"Don't write it, I can't write it."
"You don't listen to me now, do you?"
Lin Can started the Lin family's little milk dog to be coquettish, squatted down next to Ye Fanzhi, and dragged him to shake his pajamas.
"I'm wrong, don't let me write it, I'll fine me."
Lin Can is not short of money, and he can be fined as much as he wants.
“……”
Ye Fanzhi squinted at the little milk dog, his daughter said that when Cancan made a mistake, his sisters would not forgive him, and he would be coquettish.
A big man coquettish?
Leaves and branches are not good.
I saw it today.
It's really shameless, it's coquettish.
Ye Fanzhi's goosebumps are up.
However, Lin Can is delicate, clean, a bit of a brotherly feeling, coquettish and not disgusting, it is the kind that makes women unbearable, and it is really like a little milk dog that can sprout a woman's heart.
To put it bluntly - if you look good and be coquettish, a woman can forgive.
"Don't pull it, my skirt is ripping for me."
Ye Fanzhi slapped Lin Can's hand and straightened out the nightdress: "You get up and stand up straight." ”
Lin Can stood straight.
Ye Fanzhi clasped his hands on his chest, leaned on the chair, stacked his long legs, and swayed with his toes hooking the slippers.
Chu Qingling also likes to sway with her jade feet hooking her shoes like this, it seems that she is inherited from her mother.
"Xiaocan, do you like me?"
"I don't like it, I'm love."
"What kind of love?"
"What else can there be, that is, love."
"I know."
"I know you're still asking."
"Do I see you've gone bad?"
"Poof~ Aunt Fanzhi, my filial piety really won't deteriorate, you were like that last night, I didn't even look back, really, even if you are as beautiful as a fairy, no matter how superb a stunner, no matter how perfect your body is, no matter how skin is like clotted fat, then convex and backward, and then ......"
Lin Can began to pat himself on the back.
Women like to praise her for her beauty.
Ye Fanzhi laughed "sneered", immediately retracted it, and continued to be serious: "The mouth is so sweet, is this the trick that coaxed the girl who called your husband?" ”
"What husband?"
"The girl who wore JK yesterday?"
"The girl who wore JK yesterday called me husband? Don't talk nonsense, there's no such thing, I don't even remember. ”
"Hey, you're turning your face and denying it now, aren't you?" Ye Fanzhi stood up angrily and pointed at Lin Candao.
Lin Can spread his hands: "There is no JK girl who calls me husband in the first place, you have you to come up with evidence, or it will be framed, or you will tell your daughter that you met a woman on the street who called me husband, you see if she believes it or not." ”
"You, you... Scoundrel, huh? ”
"Nope."
Lin Can has figured it out now, if he doesn't admit it, he can do it!
Looking at Lin Can's stinky expression, Ye Fanzhi was so angry that he "hiss~", covered his stomach, and sat on the chair.
"What's wrong?" Lin Can hurriedly came over to support Ye Fanzhi.
Oops!
Lin Can was stunned, and saw Ye Fanzhi showing sharp eyes, she pretended!
Lin Can wanted to escape, but Ye Fanzhi pressed Lin Can on the dining table with his backhand, and locked his hands behind his back.
Lin Can lay on the table like this: "Pain, pain, my hand is about to be dislocated by you, how can you still grab it, Aunt Fanzhi!" ”
Ye Fanzhi: "Every year in high school military training, there are instructors, I have been the principal for so many years, can I still learn this?" Be honest! ”
"Painful ......"
Bad luck!
Which son-in-law was captured by his mother-in-law like this?
"Aunt Fanzhi, you really don't love me anymore? Now they're all heavy on me, not before. ”
"You're embarrassed to mention that before, you didn't lie before, but now you lie, and you don't admit that a JK girl called your husband yesterday."
"No, it hurts."
"Do you admit it?"
"It's really not, it's painful, Aunt Fanzhi, if you twist my arm again, I'm going to resist."
"Just you? Try? ”
"Pain, pain, don't, don't, I really can't stand it, I ......"
Lin Can struggled, with a lot of strength.
Ye Fanzhi thought that his grappling hand could subdue Lin Can, but he knew that he had so much strength that he broke free directly, Ye Fanzhi didn't stand firmly, he hurriedly took two steps back, tripped over the chair with his foot, and the whole person was planted backwards, his left ankle turned ninety degrees in a circle, and with a bang, the whole person fell to the ground.
Lin Can was shocked!
Mom, I haven't solved anything clearly last time, and now I'm going to make a big deal and knock down Aunt Fanzhi.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to have so little strength."
Lin Can hurriedly went up to help.
Ye Fanzhi's strength was really small, and before Lin Can could exert herself, she fell.
Ye Fanzhi sat on the ground: "You hit me?" ”
"I didn't hit you, I didn't mean to, I struggled."
"You hit me? You actually hit me? Aren't you afraid of thunder? ”
“…… I was wrong. ”
At this time, just admit your mistakes, don't explain, women are like this.
"You-"
Ye Fanzhi wanted to get up and punch Lin Can, but as soon as he got up, "Ah~" sounded, and sat down again, covering his ankles: "Hiss~Pain~"
"What's wrong with the foot?"
"It's all about you! The foot hurts. ”
"I'll see."
"You don't need to look at it, hiss~~~"
"Can you move?"
"Dislocated."
“…… I'll take you to the couch and show you. ”
Ye Fanzhi glared at him.
Lin Can was ashamed and said, "I was really wrong. ”
Ye Fanzhi continued to stare at him.
Lin Can continued to be ashamed: "I should die, let you get hurt." ”
Ye Fanzhi couldn't bear it: "What nonsense are you talking about, I have a dislocated foot, don't you want to hug me, hug me and go to the sofa." ”
"Oh oh, okay, okay."
“……”
Ye Fanzhi was speechless.
Lin Can hugged his waist with one hand and hugged his legs with the other.
Ye Fanzhi: "How did I come back from KTV last night?" ”
Lin Can: "That's how the princess came back with you." ”
Leaf Branch: ......
Like what words!
Lin Can: "Oh, Aunt Fanzhi is fine, don't you just hug the princess, I'm very open, no problem." ”
Ye Fanzhi: "You are open, I am very conservative, forget it, you don't understand it." ”
Lin Can put her on the sofa, raised his injured leg and put it on his thigh: "Don't be nervous, I'll screw it back for you, maybe it hurts a little, you have to be mentally prepared?" ”
Ye Fanzhi grabbed the sofa and nodded: "Okay, I'll do it...... Yes! ”
Click!
While she wasn't paying attention, Lin Can had already screwed it back.
Ye Fanzhi was frightened and slapped Lin Can: "Didn't you ask me to prepare?" ”
"Which orthopedic doctor will give the other party time to prepare, it's all a raid, does it still hurt to move?"
Ye Fanzhi twisted his feet: "It's still a little." ”
"I'll rub it for you?"
"Okay."
Ye Fanzhi put this leg on Lin Can's leg, and the other leg fell on the floor, his thigh was closed, and one hand blocked the skirt, and the other hand supported the sofa, watching Lin Can rub his feet intently.
"Xiaocan."
"Hmm."
"Can you promise me one thing?"
"Say."
"Don't be so preoccupied, or your sisters will be sad."
"Got it."
"Promise so quickly, you will be fooled when you look at it."
"Then you ask again."
"Okay, Xiaocan, don't be so distracted, your sister will be sad."
Lin Can was silent for a few seconds: "Okay." ”
"Heh, this requires hesitation."
No way!
Lin Can was shocked.
Women are unreasonable, and mothers-in-law are unreasonable, right?
Quick and slow answers, are they all wrong?
"Okay, no need to rub it."
Ye Fanzhi retracted his feet and got up to make it to the dining table.
"Forgive me?"
Ye Fanzhi stopped and looked back, his shoulder straps slipped off, and his nails were picked up and put back on Xiangxiang's shoulders: "Forgive me, I want to think that you will do what you say, come and eat." ”
Ye Fanzhi returned to his position and sat down, Lin Can did not sit down opposite, but moved the chair to sit next to Ye Fanzhi.
Ye Fanzhi rubbed his hairy belly: "Why are you next to me." ”
Lin Can said: "Get closer, listen to the teachings of your mother-in-law." ”
"Flim Tongue, it's ready to eat."
Ye Fanzhi put the hairy belly in the bowl and pushed Lin Can away.
"There's only one bowl, for you."
"Aren't you eating?"
"I'm full, I'm a little sleepy, I'll catch up on sleep."
Ye Fanzhi got up and walked to the door of the master bedroom, hesitated, and turned back and said, "Did you really peek last night?" ”
"There really is no !!!"
Lin Can was very excited.
"Okay, I believe it, bye~"
The master bedroom door is closed.
……
After eating the hot pot, Lin Can went out.
It wasn't until about 11 o'clock that Ye Fanzhi woke up, walked out of the bedroom, and saw a set of dresses, underwear, and so on.
Lin Can: "Filial piety link, you didn't bring clothes, and last night's clothes were not washed, I went down to buy them." ”
The clothes are not shy, after all, in Chengdu, they all live together, Lin Can is a family, and the family's clothes are washed and dried together, no big deal.
The skirt is a floral dress, and this kind of skirt is a one-size-fits-all size.
But......
Ye Fanzhi picked up his underwear and looked at the size - 32D.
"How do you know?"
"I asked Sister Lime."
"Oh."
Ye Fanzhi took his clothes and went to the master bedroom to change with confidence.
How could Lin Can ask Chu Lime, no need, Lin Can's eyes are very vicious, visually detected!
I didn't expect it to be really accurate!
Soon.
Ye Fanzhi came out with a floral dress, put on the newly bought high heels, and was about to ask, but Lin Can hurriedly answered: "Don't ask, I asked Sister Lime." ”
“……”
Ye Fanzhi ignored it, pushed open the door and strode out, walking with the wind, long hair fluttering, and extraordinary temperament.
Lin Can closed the door and followed, went downstairs with the elevator, and went to the restaurant to eat: "Do you have any research in the afternoon?" ”
"What, I'm researching, you're going to accompany your wife?"
"Alas, I don't mean that, I'll just ask you if you research, if you don't investigate, I'll take you to my hometown Anyang, 40 kilometers from Anyang in Yuncang, and the fast track will arrive in half an hour."
"Okay."
Ye Fanzhi said to Zhou Hui on WeChat, and he would not investigate anything in the afternoon.
Lin Can's hometown, Ye Fanzhi has never been there, and wants to see where he grew up.
Walking out of the hotel after dinner, Ye Fanzhi pointed to Anta across the street: "Go buy me a pair of sneakers." ”
"Is it because these high heels don't fit?"
"Fit."
"Why do you need to buy cricket shoes?"
"Oh, my mother-in-law likes to wear board shoes!"
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it."
Lin Can shook his head and smiled, my mother-in-law is calling me more and more now.
Soon Lin Can bought a pair of skateboard shoes and came back, and Ye Fanzhi sat on the flower platform to change them.
Dragged the key in Lin Can's hand and strode towards Lamborghini.
"I'll drive, put my shoes on."
"Can you drive a Lamborghini?"
"......" Ye Fanzhi lay on the Lamborghini car and looked at Lin Can, "Many of my students' parents have Lamborghini and Ferrari, I have been to dinner parties many times, I have driven, don't look down on your mother-in-law!" ”
"That's good."
Lin Can returned to the co-pilot with his high heels.
Ye Fanzhi sat in and closed the scissors door.
"Open."
"Which is the start button?"
"This ......"
Lin Can panicked.
Ye Fanzhi "hehe~" smiled and sighed, "Look at your sample, your mother-in-law scared you, sit down." ”
Ye Fanzhi started the Lamborghini Aventador, stepped on the accelerator, and with a sound of "Weng-" at the tail, the Lamborghini swished out of the hotel parking lot and headed for the street. (End of chapter)