"Xiao Su, you're going to be discharged from the hospital today, have you packed up your things?"

The elderly male nurse outside the door passed by and said hello to Su Lin.

"It's all cleaned up, I've been tired of Brother Song taking care of it for half a year."

Su Lin closed the mystery novel and replied with a smile, he was very popular with the caretakers here, after all, he was the best one to serve in the hospital.

Many caregivers were very puzzled, thinking that Su Lin was a very normal person, and they didn't understand how such a five-good young man who graduated from a prestigious school could enter a mental hospital.

Su Lin always thought that he was not sick, although he saw things that normal people could not see, and more than once.

Now, more than half a year later, in order to prevent himself from becoming a real psychopath after going deep into the inner world of his patients, he decided to be discharged from the hospital.

He thought it would be a troublesome matter, because it is difficult to determine whether the mentally ill will recover or not.

But I didn't expect the attending doctor to be surprisingly good at talking, he proposed to be discharged from the hospital, and the other party directly said that he was recovering well, and if he didn't see that hallucination again, then he could be discharged, and he completed the discharge procedures for himself the next day, which was extremely efficient.

Su Lin packed his things, only two sets of clothes, three books, a laptop, and a mobile phone, which was all his belongings.

After packing and putting it in the suitcase, as soon as he looked up, he saw an old man in a hospital gown standing in front of him, silently, if it weren't for his extraordinary concentration, he would be startled.

The old man had long white hair and a long beard, if he hadn't been wearing a hospital gown and changing into a Taoist uniform, maybe he would really have a bit of a fairy temperament.

"Grandpa Jun, if you don't cultivate immortals at this time, what's the matter with looking for a kid?"

Su Lin asked suspiciously, although this Four Seasons Mental Hospital is a rare social welfare hospital, it has not yet been as good as a single room, he naturally has roommates, and this grandfather is one of them.

The old man in front of him is really named Li Jun, he belongs to the kind of mental patient who is immersed in his fantasy world, he always thinks that he is an immortal cultivator, and he is still a mixed Yuan Daluo Jin Xian, he is not surnamed Li but surnamed Jun, let everyone call him Jun Zhenren, Jun Dao Chang, Jun Elder.

At this time on weekdays, he should be busy with 'cultivation retreat', in fact, he is meditating and dozing off in bed, after all, this grandfather is always full at lunch, and it is easy to get sleepy.

Su Lin had a conversation with Grandpa Jun, obviously he was well versed in the way of this place, and when dealing with a mentally ill person, he couldn't think of breaking the other party's worldview by force, but he had to pretend to fit in, so that he could have a smooth dialogue and have less right and wrong.

"You kid, how many times have you said it, how can you call it a teacher like that? You're a close disciple of the teacher! ”

Grandpa Jun looked very dissatisfied, and blew his beard, if there was dust in his hand, he might have taken a picture.

"Yes, yes, Grandpa Jun is right."

Su Lin nodded again and again with a smile on his face, but the title did not change, not that he felt a little ashamed to call the other party's master and bring in the other party's worldview of cultivating immortals, but that he felt that it was fun to observe Grandpa Jun's reaction.

They can be placed in the same ward, naturally they are all patients with no aggressive tendencies, they get along very harmoniously, and sometimes tearing each other down is considered some boring daily fun.

"Alas, criminal, criminal, that's it, today you have to go down the mountain to practice, and I won't teach you a lesson as a teacher."

Grandpa Jun said while sighing, and as he spoke, he took out a piece of plastic 'jade pendant' from his back, "Take it in vain, this is the treasure of the Four Seasons View Town, and it can save your life at a critical moment." ”

Su Lin took it cautiously, with a solemn expression, "Thank you for the heavy treasure from the master, I am ashamed to accept it." ”

This so-called 'treasure of Zhenguan' was used by the caretaker to calm Grandpa Jun's emotions, and he directly took a box last time.

Of course, Su Lin won't say this, to be honest, he doesn't feel tortured to stay in a mental hospital, and he cooperates with several roommates every day to 'get sick', but there is a kind of fun of role-playing.

"Master and nephew, are you going down the mountain? That uncle also has treasures to give. ”

At this time, another voice sounded, and a figure on the bed next door was a carp, an old man who looked a little malnourished, with white hair and hair, and he also had a long beard, but Su Lin knew that it was glued by this patient.

This patient's name is Wang Lingbao, which is a little more excessive than Grandpa Jun, because of his name, this old man directly fantasized about himself as Lingbao Tianzun, and also arranged his identity as Su Lin's uncle.

It can only be said that the Four Seasons Psychiatric Hospital has a set of rooms, and the patients who fantasize about cultivating immortals are divided into the same room, so that they will have a lot of common topics.

Almost every day, Su Lin could hear Grandpa Jun and this Lingbao Tianzun discussing the Dao of Cultivating Immortals together, not to mention, don't look at these two very sick, but the 'Dao' is really good, all kinds of quotations and classics, and the sentences and terms in the Taoist classics are used in a set of sets.

"Uncle didn't have lunch again, did he? Bigu has to be gradual, you can't stand it like this. ”

Su Lin kindly reminded him.

This Lingbao Tianzun cultivator is a real demon stunned, completely opposite to Grandpa Jun, Grandpa Jun is very capable of cooking, and retreats (naps) after eating at noon every day, Lingbao Old Man is different, he can eat less than one meal, and the caregiver and attending physician are not persuaded.

"Eh......"

Old Man Lingbao waved his hand, "Don't talk about this, nephew, wait a minute, I'll find it for you." ”

With that, he lay down and tossed under the bed, and after a long time he got up and took out a glass bead of the kind on checkers.

There are a lot of miscellaneous items in Su Lin's ward, because the things that ordinary mental patients are allowed to hold are very limited, after all, the hospital has to take into account safety issues, and glass beads, which are easy to swallow, are still not allowed to be held by patients, obviously, this glass bead was secretly hidden by Master Lingbao in the leisure area.

Su Lin cautiously took the glass bead, knowing that for the old man Lingbao, this kind of contraband is probably really a treasure, "Thank you Uncle Shi for the treasure, the kid is more sure of going down the mountain this time." ”

"What? My Great Qin is dead? ”

"Impossible!"

"Hahahaha, then play and dance!"

"What about Xu Fu? Where is it? Where's my elixir!? ”

“……”

Su Lin was pulling his suitcase in the corridor and met the last roommate in the ward, who was obviously in the onset stage.

I saw a middle-aged fat man with a rough edge, shouting in the corridor, several caretakers couldn't hold it, and he was shouting to chop Xu Fu up.

This middle-aged fat man's name is Zhao Daqin, and the people in Su Lin's ward like to call this middle-aged fat man Zhao Fatzi.

Su Lin didn't call it that, it wasn't that the excellent character of respecting the elders was restricting him, but if he didn't call the other party's majesty, Zhao Fatzi would be able to nag him all day.

Compared to the 'True Great Qin History' in the mouth of this crazy fat man, Su Lin was still more interested in the fantasy world of Grandpa Jun and Lingbao Tianzun's cultivation of immortals.

Speaking of Zhao Daqin, he is also the only roommate in Su Lin who knows how the other party was admitted to the hospital, Grandpa Jun said that Zhao Daqin was engaged in fraud outside, and in the end, he was too deep in the play, and was identified as mentally ill after being caught by the Public Security Bureau, and he was not old or young, so he was sent here.

As for whether Zhao Daqin has succeeded in fraud, Su Lin doesn't know, but I think no one should be fooled like this, after all, Zhao Fatzi's fraud method can be called child's play.

Specifically, the content of the text message is probably like this, "Hello, I am Qin Shi Huang, I have not died and have been sleeping, and now I am resurrected, as long as I resurrect my 100,000 terracotta warriors and horses, I can rule the world, so I need a sum of money now, as long as you transfer 5,000 yuan to the XXXXX account to help me restore the country successfully, I will give you a great credit, and after occupying the world, I will give you a provincial land as a prince." ”

Su Lin wanted to say, what age is it, how can anyone rely on this kind of stalk to defraud, it can only be said that Zhao Fatzi's spirit is indeed not normal.

In fact, it is said that because of the semi-funny nature of this text message, even if Zhao Fatzi is not identified as mentally ill, because it has not caused anyone's financial loss, Zhao Fatzi will not be convicted.

The key is that when this guy was questioned by the sheriff, he still firmly believed that he was Qin Shi Huang, and he was quite troublesome at that time, so he had no choice but to send him here.

"Aiqing, Aiqing, come and explain to them clearly, I'm not crazy, I'm going out, I'll give you the title of marquis, no, the king!"

When Zhao Fatzi saw Su Lin passing by, he yelled at Su Lin, obviously hoping that his roommate would help him.

Su Lin put down his suitcase a little helplessly, Zhao Fatzi belongs to the kind of person who often causes trouble to the caregivers, but fortunately, although he loves to make trouble, he does not attack and hurt people.

Su Lin gave the familiar caretakers a look, and everyone retreated with a clear heart, only to see Su Lin take a step forward and perform a Qin ceremony taught by Zhao Fatzi, and said with a respectful expression: "Your Majesty, didn't the minister tell Your Majesty before, although Xu Fu's whereabouts are unknown, but the immortals have been invited, Jun Zhenren is refining the elixir for His Majesty, why don't Your Majesty go back and see the results?" ”

Zhao Fatzi quickly entered the role, and he didn't shout to beat Xu Fu, he became serious in an instant, although he was wearing a hospital gown, he actually had a sense of prestige, I saw him say: "That's the case, Aiqing and go, I will go back and see how the elixir of immortality has practiced, if not, hum!" ”

Su Lin didn't have the slightest sense of embarrassment in the performance, but just arched his hand with a smile, "Your Majesty, don't worry, even if you are a real person, there is also Lingbao Tianzun." ”

Obviously, Zhao Fatzi was coaxed very well, he didn't make trouble in the corridor, and he didn't need to be pulled by the nurse, so he obediently went back to the ward.

As for what kind of psychotic war of words will break out in the ward in the future, Su Lin can't control it, anyway, everyone is just quarreling, and they won't really do it.

Su Lin often listened to what Grandpa Jun said when he was angry, "I want to cover the sky with one hand, and destroy the ...... with one thought".

The old man Lingbao went deeper into the play, and every time the quarrel reached a fierce place, he had to lie under the bed, shouting to find his Zhuxian Sword Array.

Zhao Fatzi's is more unpretentious, but he will say, "Is it really bad for my Qin saber soldiers?" As long as I raise my arms and shout, 100,000 terracotta warriors and horses ......"

Well, at first, Su Lin listened to the three patients' verbal battles with relish, and then he listened to them more and felt that there were only a few routines, and then every time the patients got into a quarrel, he would sit by the window with a book and read it, if it was during the free time during the day, he would simply go out to find a secluded place in the yard.

In the future, there is no need to think about these troubles, he does not need to coax the grandfather who thinks he is the Lord of the Four Seasons, nor does he need to cooperate with the performance of the 'Shibo' Lingbao Tianzun, let alone pretend to be a courtier here in the 'Qin Shi Huang'.

Because, he is going to be discharged from the hospital today.

Su Lin pulled the suitcase and walked through the wards, the patients he knew greeted him, the familiar nurses congratulated him, and a few young nurses had a little disappointment in their eyes, Su Lin should not be able to see it.

And so, as he walked through the courtyard to the hospital gate, he looked back at the ward where he had been staying, and saw his roommates standing in front of the window.

Grandpa Jun made a peculiar pinching shape with both hands, as if there was an invisible whisk inserted in his right hand, the old man Lingbao smiled, and Zhao Fatzi was blocked behind the two, only missing his head, and nodded reservedly.

Su Lin smiled, waved at the gate of the courtyard and shouted, "Master, uncle, and Your Majesty, you have to be good!" ”

This move made many pedestrians outside the gate of the hospital look sideways, and they all stayed away from Su Lin, thinking that the mental hospital was not taking care of it well, so Su Lin ran out.