"I guess the main reason for the better air may be because there are fewer people who smoke big M, after all, in this operation, we seized a large number of D products from the homes, trading places and warehouses of those gangsters, including the big M with an extremely bad smell after ignition."

Michael looked at the panicked male reporter and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, I was just joking with you just now, judging from the number of D products we have seized this time, it is estimated that the air quality in Washington will be maintained at a fairly high level for a long time in the future." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, thunderous applause rang out from the audience.

"Director Michael, don't joke with me, my capacity is limited, if it's a few seconds late, I guess I'll have to be pushed into the TCU." The male reporter shook his head with a wry smile, he was indeed scared just now, after all, whoever he was accused of discriminating against Chaoying and blaming the police station would be panicked, and he was just an ordinary newspaper reporter.

"Don't worry, it's close to the hospital, I'll send you there in time." Michael said solemnly.

A good-natured chuckle rang out all around.

Waiting for the applause to subside a little, Michael, who was standing in front of the microphone, reached out and pressed down, and then said:

"The reason why we chose to cooperate with superheroes this time is very simple, because those gangsters basically have guns in their hands, which is very difficult to deal with.

If we only rely on the Washington Police Department, to be honest, it will take a lot of money to get rid of them, and there will even be a large number of young and excellent police officers who will die at the hands of those vicious gangsters.

Working with superheroes can reduce the number of casualties, and it turned out that my decision was correct, and in this operation against criminal organizations, not a single officer from our Washington Police Department was killed, and the most serious injury was only an arm, which required two months of recuperation. ”

Speaking of this, Michael's voice rang out, "Here, I would like to thank Mr. Deadpool, it is because of him that our operation can be so smooth and successful!" ”

"Next, please welcome Mr. Deadpool to the stage to receive the Medal of Honor with the warmest applause."

That's right, this is not just a press conference, but also a commendation conference convened by the Washington government for Deadpool.

Suddenly, the audience applauded... Move... Move...... Wardfa? What about people? Seeing that the applause was for a long time, and I didn't even see the figure of Deadpool, the reporters at the scene were stupid, what happened? Could it be that everyone came, but Deadpool, the main master, didn't? It's too fucked up, that guy dares to enlarge his pigeons!

"Director Michael, didn't you inform him about this today?" A reporter asked cautiously.

At this time, Michael on the stage had already greeted Deadpool's relatives one by one in his heart.

Although he knew that Deadpool was a little unreliable, but he didn't expect it to be so unreliable, you know, the mayor of Washington is still on the sidelines, waiting to hand out medals to Deadpool, this guy dares not to come, Michael estimates that the mayor's current expression is estimated to be as black as the bottom of a pot, and he didn't even dare to look sideways.

"Ahem!!" Michael coughed twice, trying to keep a smile on his face as he excused Deadpool's tardiness, "It's possible that he's on the toilet or lost on the way to the toilet, so please wait a little longer......."

Before he could finish his sentence, a sound suddenly sounded above everyone's heads.

"Hey! Why don't you look up? Could it be that you are all invertebrates? ”

When people hear the sound, they subconsciously raise their heads and look overhead.

turned out to see a guy in a red tights, hanging upside down on a steel frame, different from Spider-Man holding spider silk, this guy was holding a white nylon rope that I didn't know where to find.

Due to the dim lighting at the scene, and no one would be idle and observe what was overhead, no one really noticed Deadpool, who had been hanging for a long time.

"It should be very good for me to use this action to pick up girls, and a kiss that hangs upside down will definitely capture the hearts of beauties."

Deadpool grabbed the nylon rope and dangled it.

"He's doing acrobatics?" The corners of Michael's mouth twitched slightly, as if a flock of crows had flown over his head.

"But fortunately, people are here, and things are not very bad."

That's right, Michael's requirements for Deadpool are so low.

"Everyone, keep your eyes open, I will jump down in the most gorgeous posture, without blinking." I saw Deadpool, who was hanging under the steel frame, shook his body, then let go of his hand suddenly, rolled in the air a few times, and landed steadily with someone's signature move.

There was an exclamation and the shutter of the camera.

"Oh Shet, my bones seem to be cracked." Deadpool, who landed on the ground with his right hand and raised his other hand backwards, only lasted a few seconds, then stood up and complained: "This action design is really unscientific, obviously the forefoot first lands on the ground, then bend the legs, bow down, and finally roll forward is the best action to relieve strength." ”

"It's so cool, it's really a superhero, even the landing action is so handsome!"

"I decided to put the photo I just took on the front page of the newspaper, which will definitely boost the sales of the newspaper!"

"Deadpool! A few more moves! ”

Listening to people's praise of himself, Deadpool seemed to have stepped on a ball of cotton, and the whole person was a little fluttering, "Fuck reasonable, the most important thing is to be handsome enough." ”

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The next day, a photo of Deadpool appeared in major newspapers, and in addition to the action of his signature sign landing, there was also a scene of the mayor of Washington hanging a medal on him.

"At that time, your mouth was about to burst with laughter." In the office, Xia Shang, who was holding the New York Times, glanced at Deadpool sitting on the sofa.

"How do you know? Didn't I wear a hood at the time? ”

Deadpool patted his face, then pulled up a layer of skin on his hood, "Could it be that this thing is transparent?" Oh my god, I didn't manage my expression well, I was like an abominable thief who had just picked up a wallet and opened it to find it full of bills. ”

"Judging by your reaction, I seem to have guessed accurately."

"Guess? Then I'm relieved. Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief and comfortably rested his feet on the coffee table.

At this moment, Camille walked into the office and handed a copy of the freshly printed Weiss Daily to Xia Shang behind the desk, "Mr. Jervis, according to your request, I asked the editorial department to write the manuscript overnight, and finally drove out this latest issue of the Weiss Daily before lunch, and please take a look at it, is there anything that needs to be revised?" ”

Xia Shang took the newspaper and looked down.

On the front page of the newspaper, there was a rather eye-catching headline, "No More Breathing! Mutants' lives matter! (End of chapter)