Chapter 417: If you are cheap, you are invincible! The big hidden drug lord! (I'm sorry!) )

Hearing this, Deadpool immediately let go of Xia Shang's thigh, pretended that nothing had happened, and stood up from the ground.

"The Worthington family is really rich, and they sell two boxes of bills." He patted his buttocks, turned his head to look at the open suitcase on the walnut coffee table, and said with great greed: "The two boxes add up, to say the least, there must be one or two million, and I can't earn so much as a mercenary for a few years." ”

As he spoke, he subconsciously wiped his mouth, as if saliva was flowing down.

"Let me see if this shipment is right." I saw Deadpool licking his face, leaning in front of the box containing the banknotes, then buried his head in it, took a big breath, and then, without raising his head, he gave Xia Shang a thumbs up, "Pure, too pure, this is the taste of fresh dollars!" ”

Seeing this, the corners of Xia Shang's mouth twitched slightly, and he remembered a phone call from Michael a day ago.

"Are you sure you won't be making that much in a few years?" He said with a dark face.

"I work as a mercenary, and it only costs a few thousand dollars a month, and then I eat and drink, prostitute and gamble in addition to my daily expenses...... I can even say that my wallet is cleaner than my face before I was disfigured. Deadpool raised his head, reluctantly took his eyes off the banknote in front of him, and immediately looked at Xia Shang, complaining: "When will I be given the bonus promised to me, when will I buy pizza, I can't even take out the tip of the delivery person." ”

However, when he responded, there was only a sneer.

"Heh, you guy who even has to get toilet paper out of my office, and you still tip others? If you don't grab the delivery person's wallet, it's a surprise for the delivery person. "What kind of person is Deadpool, Xia Shang knows it very well, he will tip? It's nice that he doesn't tip from other people's pockets.

"Is it good for me to be a Gu family, which beauty marries me, and I don't need to buy tissues in the future or even for the rest of my life, anyway, I will take it from the company." Deadpool was right.

"I don't talk to you about this uselessness."

In Xia Shang's opinion, Deadpool, whose skin is thicker than the city wall, perfectly conforms to the saying that people are invincible, and for this kind of guy, even if he scolds him, he probably doesn't feel anything.

"Take it." Xia Shang walked to the coffee table, took out a few stacks from the open suitcase, and threw them to Deadpool, who had been snooping on the side for a long time.

"I was so moved, big boss, if I were a woman, I would definitely marry you."

Deadpool, who caught the banknotes, completely ignored the black-faced Xia Shang beside him, and excitedly turned around in place a few times.

"I still have an account to settle with you, don't be too happy." Xia Shang picked up the box, came to the desk, looked at the black landline on the desk, and said in a cold tone: "A day ago, Director Michael called me and said that the number of D products confiscated by him did not match what the gangsters had explained, at least thirty or forty million goods, and you said that you kid is fat enough to dare to take so much." ”

When Deadpool heard this, he called out for the frame.

However, Xia Shang could still hear a little weakness in his voice.

"Framed! Pure framing! He patted his chest and said bitterly: "I worked hard to help them clean up the gangsters, and I don't know how many bullets I have been hit, in my chest, thighs, and buttocks." ”

As he spoke, he was about to take off his pants and show his ass to Xia Shang.

But when he was halfway off, he remembered that the injury was a few days ago, and it was estimated that the wounds were healed, so he lifted his pants up again and continued to shout injustice: "I was injured because I was helping the Washington Police Department handle the case, but in the end they framed me, this is simply an insult to my personality, a contempt for our company, besides, with my professional ethics, how can I take gangster things, they say this, they obviously look down on us mutants, I want to sue them for discrimination against mutants!" ”

Looking at the indignant and indignant Deadpool, Xia Shang sneered: "Since that's the case, then I won't stop them, let them investigate, anyway, it is impossible to find those disappeared D products in your house." ”

As soon as these words came out, Deadpool, who was still shouting injustice, seemed to be choked by someone's neck, and his voice stopped abruptly.

After a while, he stiffened his neck and said angrily: "I have made meritorious contributions to the United States, I have shed blood in Washington, I have been injured in the police department, how can they investigate me!" ”

However, Xia Shang doesn't eat Deadpool at all, and he doesn't know what this guy's temperament is, if Deadpool didn't move those D products home, it would be a strange thing.

"Don't worry, when they finish their investigation, I will definitely publish the results of the investigation in the newspaper and ask Director Michael to apologize to you personally."

"That's... Not necessarily. Deadpool shrunk his neck, his voice getting quieter and quieter, and said with little confidence, "Okay, I'll admit I took it, but I took a little bit." ”

As he spoke, he raised his right hand and pinched his thumb and forefinger slightly, leaving an imperceptible gap.

"Thirty or forty million D products are also called a little bit? According to American law, your sentence must be two or three hundred years, to say the least. Xia Shang said indifferently.

"Uh, what about more than 100 million?" Deadpool asked cautiously.

"Shoot you with a heavy machine gun and make sure your body is nothing but bullets."

Xia Shang has long known that Deadpool is not a good person, in the original plot, this guy hid a D product worth 100 million US dollars at home, which can be called the leading drug lord in the United States, but this guy doesn't plan to sell it out, just save it, otherwise, he won't have to reimburse him for the money he takes a taxi to work every day.

"Boss, I suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not turned off, and I have to go back right now." Deadpool turned around and was about to slip away, ready to destroy all of them.

"Don't worry, you're a superhero of my Gyle company, how can the Washington Police Department investigate if they want to?" Xia Shang sat on the chair, picked up the coffee and took a sip, and said, "Even if this matter is over, it will not be an example." ”

"Understood." Deadpool is like a punished schoolboy, standing there with his head hanging and obediently admitting his mistake.

But he was thinking in his heart, whether he would give some to the big boss in front of him after he finished it next time.

"Straight to the point, take this letter and go to New York." Xia Shang put down his coffee, took out a letter from the drawer, and put it on the desk, "Give this letter to a man named Charles, he used to be the principal of Xavier Genius Academy, you should find him well." ”

"Guaranteed to get the job done."

"Go ahead, I won't give you the funds for this mission."

Xia Shang waved his hand and sent Deadpool away.

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The next day, Vice President Camille walked into the office and handed the revised newspaper to Xia Shang.

This time, Xia Shang was very satisfied.

"Notify the printing house and ask them to speed up printing, and at the same time, you send this newspaper to several other newspaper offices." (End of chapter)