127. The tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop

Of course, Chen Muwu knew that his teacher was telling jokes.

Rutherford certainly wasn't going to make a move with Einstein, and he didn't want to watch the two of them fight.

Eddington had already beaten someone once for himself, and if Rutherford beat Einstein again for it, he would be a better character than Archduke Ferdinand.

After all, the unlucky Grand Duke only provoked one infighting between Europeans and Europeans, but he, Chen Muwu, provoked it twice, which doubled.

If this incident finally happened and spread out, then after those newspapers exaggerated, Chen Muwu estimated that he would probably be compared to a snake, an evil animal that was both intelligent and cunning.

"Teacher, you can really joke that the leading figure of British physics has beaten the leading figure of German physics, and this incident is enough to cause a diplomatic dispute between the two countries."

"I mean, should we welcome Dr. Albert Einstein, the world's most famous physicist, to Cambridge for the first time?

"You know, Dr. Albert Einstein became a busy man after winning the Nobel Prize in Physics, he went to the United States and lectured in the Far East, but he never lectured at Cambridge University.

"Although the reason why he did not come to England may have been due to some unpleasantness between the two countries because of the war in Europe, but now that the war is behind and he has come to Cambridge University, for whatever reason, Dr. Einstein cannot be let go so easily, right?

"I think it is incumbent upon you, teacher, as the director of the Cavendish laboratory and a leading figure in the physics program at Cambridge University, to invite Dr. Einstein to stay at Cambridge University and give lectures for a while."

After paving the way for a long time, Chen Muwu finally said his true intentions for this trip.

"I see, Chen, you mean to let me keep Dr. Einstein with lectures, so that he doesn't have time to trouble you again, right?"

"Teacher, that's what I meant."

From beginning to end, Chen Muwu's core strategy has not changed, that is, one word, "drag".

If he can escape Einstein once with procrastination, then he can escape a second time.

"It's just, Chen, have you ever thought that there will always be an end to the lecture? When that's over, if he wants to, then Dr. Einstein still spends a lot of time continuing to discuss academic issues with you. ”

Rutherford's mind was always following his students, and in response to the "advice" given by Chen Muwu, he looked further away and pointed out the shortcomings of a plan.

However, Rutherford didn't realize that he was a little sorry for his German counterparts by helping Chen Muwu dig a hole for Einstein in such a way.

How to deal with the question raised by the teacher, Chen Muwu has already had a countermeasure, that is, run, the enemy advances and I retreat!

There is no need to go to France or Sweden, in addition to the Cavendish laboratory at Cambridge University, Chen Muwu has another place to settle in the UK.

"Teacher, didn't we make an agreement with Sir Bragg to go to David Faraday's laboratory for research? I think I could just go to the Royal Academy for a while. ”

In Chen's plan, as long as Rutherford could hold Einstein for a few days and give him time to pack his belongings and arrange work, then he would be able to leave Cambridge for London to do his unprofessional research in low-temperature physics.

"So you planned these things a long time ago, right?" Rutherford's brow, which had been furrowed at some point, finally opened, "Okay, then I'll do you a favor, I'll send James and Dr. Einstein to study this matter in the next few days, and invite him to give a lecture at Cambridge University."

"But before that, Chen, I hope you can tell me the truth, are those parallel universe theories you put forward yesterday a whim, or do you really think that this universe we live in is like this?"

"Well, teacher, I think this is just a possibility that can describe the laws of the universe, and no one can tell what the universe is like without conclusive evidence.

"We have always thought that Andromeda is just a nebula in the Milky Way, but not long ago, the American astronomer Hubble proved this view wrong?"

"Stop, stop, why are we talking about the universe again! I hope you'll be able to deal with all this mess you've made as soon as possible, and get back to experimenting with atoms and nuclei as soon as possible. Chen, let's say okay, I'll only help you do this once, not for example. ”

……

If Albert Einstein was the only one who came to Cambridge University to find Chen Muwu, then his arrangement should be said to be quite good.

However, people are not as good as heaven, and Chen Muwu completely underestimated the influence of his novel theories after they were disseminated by newspapers.

With the exposure of the newspapers, his name once again resounded on the streets of Britain and even the world.

In Munich, Germany, there was a somewhat frustrated middle-aged man who had been pardoned by the Bavarian Supreme Court at the end of last year and left Landsberg prison early.

He read Chen Muwu's related theories in the newspaper and felt that the parallel universe was a bit novel, but it seemed to make some sense.

That night, the middle-aged man had a dream.

In his dreams, he felt as if he had entered a parallel universe where the current world was completely opposite.

This time, he did not fail twice in his youth, but won the first exam in one fell swoop and went directly to the Vienna Academy of Arts.

He enrolled in the school step by step, studied, graduated, and gradually became a well-known painter in China.

His country and nation grew during this period, and in the European War, the Allies won the Entente, and Austria-Hungary and Germany joined forces to carve up their not-so-honest neighbor, Poland.

France surrendered to Germany and ceded large swathes of territory and industrial areas in the north.

Belgium and the Netherlands became vassals of Germany, and Wilhelm II succeeded in avenging his cousin Nicholas II, eliminating the fledgling Red regime in the East and installing a pro-German government in Russia.

In Africa, Germany and Austria divided the French colonies.

In the Far East, Germany accepted all the interests of Britain's allies in Asia.

……

At the same time that the unsuccessful art students were dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Festival, in London, England, Sir Conan Doyle also read Chen Muwu's new theory of parallel universes.

He felt that if this theory was correct, then it would further confirm that the science of mind that he had been advocating had a very solid scientific foundation.

Perhaps there is also a parallel universe where his youngest son, Arthur Allaine Kingsley, had not been wounded at the Battle of the Somme, and would not have contracted pneumonia during his recovery from his injuries, and eventually died of complications from pneumonia.

This also explains why the spiritualism he has always admired can talk to the ghost of the dead Kingsley.

Because it wasn't Kingsley's ghost at all, it was Kingsley in another parallel universe, so the two could communicate unimpeded.

The more Doyle thought about it, the more he felt that it should be like this, but the space of the newspaper was very limited after all, and he only briefly introduced the new discovery of the parallel universe, which could completely change the world from beginning to end, in a few words.

These words were not enough for him, and Doyle simply left his home in London and stopped a carriage for the coachman to drop him off at King's Cross Station.

Doyle followed the path of Albert Einstein, and he planned to go to Cambridge University to find this brilliant Dr. Chen in person and continue to discuss with him various questions about parallel universes.

……

When Doyle came to Cambridge University, the Dr. Chen he was looking for was playing mahjong with Rutherford and Old Tomson, accompanied by Dr. Albert Einstein.

This morning, Einstein did visit Trinity College and Cavendish Laboratory, where two of the pioneers of physics, Newton and Maxwell, worked and lived, as arranged by Chen Muwu.

He also admired the surviving manuscripts of the two men, and was invited as a guest to Trinity College's largest dinner that night.

During the time before the dinner began, Einstein wanted to find Chen Muwu to theorize again.

Of course, he didn't expect that the latter had already prepared, and directly conjured up a pair of mahjong, and brought in two card friends that Einstein couldn't refuse.

"Dr. Einstein, I read in your letter that you seem to enjoy playing mahjong as a mental sport. It's a rare opportunity and time today, so why don't we play a few laps together? ”

In the past two years, the trend of playing mahjong in the European physics community and even the academic circle has been indiscriminately used at Cambridge University.

And it was Chen Muwu who introduced mahjong to Cambridge University.

At that time, he just wanted to stop the mouth of the chattering Kapitsa, but he didn't expect to lead this trend.

During his 1922 visit to China and Ben, Einstein repeatedly saw four Asians get together and play with the cubes made of ivory, animal bones, or wood, and although he was curious, he never knew the specifics of the game.

After last year's Solvay meeting, De Broglie, who was taken by Langevin to Germany to visit Einstein, finally introduced mahjong to Einstein.

Since then, Chen Muwu has mentioned the word mahjong many times in his correspondence with Einstein.

It is estimated that he likes this game very much, because even the famous sentence "God does not roll dice" has been changed by the devil to "God does not play mahjong, so he does not roll dice".

I don't know what Einstein's mahjong level is, but Chen Muwu knows very well that he is completely a stinky card basket on this.

Now, at Cambridge University and Cavendish Laboratories, Chen Muwu's teachers, friends and colleagues basically don't pull him when they organize mahjong games.

Although they knew that he was a fortune boy, they disliked Chen Muwu's participation more than the few shilling penny coins they won, which would lower the competitive level of the whole game.

Chen Muwu took the initiative to pull Einstein to play mahjong today, of course, not to make money - he himself is not at that level.

This is the inspiration that Chen Muwu brought to Chen Muwu when he accompanied the laboratory boss to play the tractor in his previous life, as long as he fed Einstein more cards - or even didn't have to feed the cards, Chen Muwu could play his normal level.

To make Einstein happy, he might forget to bring up the things that upset him and upset him at the same time.

Even if Einstein still wanted to speak, he had to take care of the two Taishan Beidou of the British physics community around him, and he couldn't disturb Yaxing, who was playing cards.

Inviting Rutherford and Old Tomson was the double insurance arranged by Chen Muwu for himself.

Even though Chen Muwu has exhausted his last resort, Cutie Instein still doesn't want to let him go.

As soon as the cards were shuffled, Einstein spoke again, still talking about what the two of them had discussed two days earlier on the rostrum of the Royal Society.

Obviously, the absurd explanations given by Chen Muwu only blinded Einstein's brain very briefly.

After pondering this, Einstein decided that he should start at the source.

He felt that the fundamental reason for this situation was that Chen Muwu's basic theory was problematic.

Quantum concept, no problem.

Quantum mechanics, there is a problem.

Wave equation, maybe no problem.

The interpretation of the wave function is problematic.

As long as its foundation is removed, then this very deformed quantum building, which was built by Chen Muwu brick by brick, will naturally collapse.

Seeing that the chat is about to become public and reasonable, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable, neither of them will accept anyone, and no one can convince anyone.

Chen Muwu was pondering how to stop these meaningless words, and he even considered whether to divert his attention and talk to Einstein about the unified field theory.

For example, how many basic interactions are there?

But reason eventually prevented him from doing this, and now the matter of quantum mechanics has already made him anxious.

If another thing that interests Einstein comes up, Chen Muwu is really afraid that this old man will resign from his teaching position in Berlin and apply directly at Cambridge University.

Fortunately, Doyle, who came in time, helped Chen Muwu resolve the embarrassing situation in front of him.

When he heard that the staff of the academy informed him that a guest was coming to visit, Chen Muwu didn't even have time to inquire about the name of the guest, so he stood up directly from the card table and waved at the three, especially Einstein: "Sir Tomson, Sir Rutherford, Dr. Einstein, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a guest, so I can only go first." ”

After dragging Kapitsa to the card table, Chen Muwu trotted all the way out of this place of right and wrong.

The idea of going to David Faraday's laboratory was even stronger, and at least until Einstein left, Cambridge couldn't stay for a moment.

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Although I have something in my head and a plot, I just don't want to type when I sit in front of a computer book review at night.

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Recently, I plan to try to reduce it to 4,000 a day, adjust my state, and strive to recover as soon as possible.

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Lao Zhao.

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