Chapter 48: S.H.I.E.L.D
Tony's lab.
Tony sat at his desk, with a translucent screen floating in front of him, showing a series of questions.
With a very rare serious expression, Tony answered the questions one by one, even if he could see the answer to each question at a glance, he would have to think twice before filling it in.
This is probably the most serious question he has answered since he was born.
"Tony! The next time you fight at home, can you dismantle something less? Lu Mingfei's voice suddenly sounded from behind Tony, "Your family's food reserves are all gone, there is only some fruit left, I will order a takeout, do you want fried chicken and cola?" ”
"Eat...... Eat! Order one for me. Tony shuddered, hurriedly replied, and then made a jerk gesture to shrink the screen showing the test questions to the size of a cookie.
"OK, Jarvis, help me and Tony order three servings of fried chicken and two large glasses of Coke." Lu Mingfei said as he walked over.
"You're going to eat two more servings by yourself?" Tony said, "You're not afraid of gaining weight. ”
"It's no secret, since I awakened my bloodline, I will only grow muscles even if I don't exercise." Lu Mingfei said with a smile.
After saying this, he suddenly stepped forward and looked at Tony suspiciously: "Tony, what were you doing just now, why were you so nervous when I came in?" You wouldn't be secretly looking at a hot photo of a beautiful model, would you? ”
"Do you think I am you?" Tony complained, "I never look at photos, I just go to them to communicate with them." ”
After a pause, Tony added, "But I sometimes take pictures during the conversation. ”
"Huh!" Lu Mingfei looked disgusted, "You have more fun than I imagined." ”
Tony looked proud.
"I'm not praising you!" Lu Mingfei tugged at the corners of his mouth, looked at Tony's chest, and raised his eyebrows, "You haven't replaced that thing yet?" It's not difficult for you to build an ordinary battery for clean energy, right? ”
Tony's chest was covered with blue light, and it looked like it was still the same reactor as before.
Although it has only been half a day since Lu Mingfei proposed to Tony, with Tony's ability, it should have already been made.
"I've already put it on, but I've kept my old look."
Tony pointed to another table, and Lu Mingfei looked over to see a dismantled reactor lying there.
"You also added a light to the new battery to make it look like a reactor?" Lu Mingfei complained, "This will increase power consumption and reduce battery life, right?" ”
"This is my logo," Tony tucked the blue light on his chest, "and the energy storage efficiency of this battery is quite high, even with the addition of lights, one piece is enough for a year." ”
"It took you half a day to make it?" Lu Mingfei's eyes widened, and Tony's perversion in scientific research had a new understanding.
"No," Tony shook his head, "it took me two and a half hours to make it." ”
Lu Mingfei: ......
"Wait, if you made a new battery in less than three hours, what are you doing in the lab the rest of the time?" Lu Ming was not curious.
"Uh...... Sober up. Tony said.
"Miss Pepper, are you here?" Lu Mingfei turned his head to look at the door of the laboratory.
Tony immediately turned around, a little confused, "Hey Pepper, that ......"
It was only then that he realized that there was no one there.
And it was the gap when he turned around, Lu Mingfei took two steps forward and quickly enlarged the screen that had been reduced by Tony before.
A dense test paper appeared, Lu Mingfei looked up at the title at the top of the test paper, and read it out word by word: "High-range IQ test ......"
Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing: "Hahahahahaha...... Tony, you actually ...... You're actually doing an IQ test, hahahahaha...... Laugh at me hahahahaha, I can laugh at this for two years hahahaha......"
In Tony's gaze as if he was about to kill, Lu Mingfei's face was distorted with a smile, and the corners of his mouth and eyebrows seemed to be connected.
Tony turned off the screen with a black face.
After a long time, Lu Mingfei gradually stopped laughing.
"I'm going to find Pepper." Tony Road.
"Isn't it, I'll just laugh at you and you'll get angry?" Lu Mingfei was surprised, "Tony, when did you become so stingy?" ”
"No," Tony shook his head, hesitating, "I wanted to go to Pepper and apologize to her......
"What?" Lu Mingfei seemed to have discovered a new world, "I heard you right, right?" You're going to apologize? Tony, you're going to apologize? ”
The corners of Tony's mouth twitched, "I did go a little too far yesterday, and I think I should make it up to her." ”
"I'm glad you have this idea." Lu Mingfei patted Tony on the shoulder.
A relieved expression to see their children grow up.
Tony slapped Lu Mingfei's hand away: "By the way, should I bring a gift for Pepper, and it's better to pick one she likes?" Oh! I remember, she seems to have said that strawberries are something special to her, Ming Fei, do you think I should buy some strawberries? ”
Lu Mingfei was silent for a few seconds: "If I'm not mistaken, what she said is that strawberries are particularly dangerous for her, because she is allergic to strawberries." ”
"Are you trying to get Miss Pepper into the hospital and then take care of her bedside in order to gain her favorability?" Lu Mingfei complained.
Tony was silent.
"You don't even know what she's allergic to, but she knows the details of your life well," Lu Mingfei complained, "Sometimes I wonder if you like her because you have a bit of an Oedipus complex." ”
The Oedipus plot, commonly known as the "mother-lover complex".
"When we first met, your mouth shouldn't have been so damaged, right?" Tony's face twitched.
He had the impression that Lu Mingfei in the past just liked to talk nonsense, why did he sometimes carry a gun and a stick when he spoke now?
"Is there one?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, he didn't feel that he had changed anything.
"Yes," Tony snapped, "who the hell did you learn from that!" ”
Lu Mingfei looked at Tony intently.
"Well, it could be me." Tony Road.
"No, I have to pay attention, I can't be influenced by you," Lu Mingfei complained, "You speak very offensively." ”
"Is there one? I think I just like to have something to say. Tony spread his hands.
"Why didn't you tell us about the palladium poisoning?" Lu Mingfei asked rhetorically.
Tony was silent for a few seconds, and had to admit that Lu Ming was impossible, maybe, should, probably, maybe he was indeed affected by him a little.
But this is definitely not his problem, he has so many advantages Lu Mingfei does not learn, just learn those shortcomings, can he be blamed for this?!
"By the way, speaking of palladium poisoning," Lu Mingfei suddenly remembered something, "The guy who attacked you at the race track before used the same reactor as you." ”
"Well," Tony nodded, "I've checked Jarvis, the man's name is Ivan Vanko, a physicist, who was sentenced to serve fifteen years in Kopesk prison for selling weapons-grade plutonium to other countries, and his father's name is Anton Vanko, also a physicist, who defected from the Soviet Union to the United States in 1963, but was later charged with espionage, so he was deported." ”
"So why do they have reactors? Your reactor drawings are leaking? Lu Mingfei asked.
"No way," Tony shook his head, "I haven't drawn the drawings of the miniature reactors at all, and the only ones that can be leaked are those of the large and medium-sized reactors." ”
"In other words, it is possible that he deduced the drawings of a miniature reactor based on the drawings of large or medium-sized reactors?" Lu Mingfei was surprised, "Tony, I'm afraid this person's IQ is not below you and me!" ”
"Please remove you, thanks." Tony complained.
"Or there is another possibility," a high-pitched voice came from afar, "that he already had the original drawings of the miniature reactor." ”
Lu Mingfei and Tony followed the sound, and a one-headed black man wearing a long black leather trench coat and an eye patch entered the laboratory at some point, and was walking in.
Tony's first reaction at this moment was to be glad - fortunately, he had turned off the screen of the IQ test just now.
"Tony, this is ...... Your friend? Lu Mingfei arched his body slightly, and as long as Tony said no, he rushed up to subdue the one-eyed dragon in front of him.
He had heard that many black people in the United States like to burglary and have to guard against it.
"It's kind of an uninvited friend," Tony said, "Jarvis!" Activate the security process! ”
"Yes, sir." The muzzles of black holes sticking out of the corners of the lab.
"Hey! Calm down. "The one-eyed dragon, who had just made a loud noise, didn't seem to have expected things to go in this direction at all, so he could only raise his hand and give a French military salute as a greeting.
"Jarvis, change the ammo." Tony Road.
"Switch to a tranquilizer bomb, sir?" Jarvis asked.
"No, switch to powerful laxatives and narcotic bombs." Tony Road.
Lu Mingfei next to him looked horrified when he heard this.
The black brother's face seemed to be darker.
"Just kidding," Tony said, "Jarvis, put the gun down." ”
"Yes, sir." The muzzle of the gun retracted into the shadow in the corner.
"When did you add these things to your lab?" Nick Fury's face darkened.
"Since you broke into my house half a year ago." Tony Road.
Lu Mingfei looked at the black man in front of him with surprise on his face - it was really a burglary!
The United States is also too dangerous, and it is necessary to double the number of bodyguards at home, no, triple it.
"Introduction," said Tony, "this guy's name is Nick Fury, and he's the head of a government department with a long name. ”
"It's the Territorial Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency," Fury said, "but now we have an abbreviation, called 'S.H.I.E.L.D.'" ”
Lu Mingfei rubbed his chin: "To be honest, the kind of name in my impression is awkward and difficult to remember, and it makes it difficult to understand what department they are responsible for from the name, which is generally used for the relatives of the big leaders." ”
Fury took a deep breath and told himself to calm down.
Although his clothes have good defensive performance, after all, there is still bare skin, in case he is really hit by laxatives and anesthetic bombs at the same time, that scene is ......
It's chilling to think about.
"Natasha, come here." Fury decided to ignore Lu Mingfei's words and turned his head to greet outside.
A red-haired beauty in a straitjacket walks into the lab, and Tony's face changes slightly - isn't this his new assistant Natalie?
"Introducing, this is Natasha Romanoff," said Nick Fury, "the best agent in S.H.I.E.L.D." ”
Natasha walked over to Lu Mingfei and Tony and stood still, the tights outlined the beautiful figure, long legs and thin waist, curvaceous curves, long burgundy wavy hair fell down, and the neckline revealed half of the delicate collarbone.
"Wow." Lu Mingfei was amazed.
With her beauty, Natasha has received countless such amazements, but this time is different, so that Lu Mingfei, who did not pity the jade at all, can be impressed by her charm, Natasha actually has a sense of revenge.
"Hello, Mr. Lu." Natasha chuckled, revealing her mature and charming feminine charm to Lu Mingfei.
"The wound on your eye has healed!" Lu Mingfei looked sincerely happy for Natasha.
Natasha subconsciously touched her left eye, which had been beaten a few days ago, and fell silent.
(End of chapter)