Tony's lab.

Tony and Fury sat together, Tony raised his eyebrows, smugness was almost written on his face, Fury's face could be said to be so dark that it was about to reflect.

"So, let's have a good discussion about what should be done about the things that my dad left behind." Tony Road.

Fury took a deep breath: "Hopefully we'll be able to talk." ”

"Jarvis, get some blood pressure medication for this Director Fury, he might be able to use it later." Tony turned to Jarvis.

Fury didn't think he needed to wait, he already felt that his blood pressure was a little elevated by now.

"Let's go, this is not the right place to discuss," Tony said, "I should have a few rooms in my house that haven't been blown up." ”

"Yes, yes, but there was nothing to eat in those rooms." Lu Mingfei complained.

"Didn't you say there was some fruit before?" Tony asked.

"There are only two watermelons left," Lu Mingfei turned off Tetris, got up from his chair and said, "Forget it, I'll go and cut the watermelon, some are better than nothing." ”

While walking towards the door, Lu Mingfei turned his head and asked, "Miss Natasha, Director Fury, do you eat watermelon?" ”

He just asked casually, but the atmosphere suddenly fell eerily silent.

Nick Fury's face is expressionless, Natalie awkwardly casts her gaze on where no one is, and Tony looks down at the time on his watch.

Hell, what are you looking at? Didn't your watch get shaken during the battle with Colonel Rhodes and stop turning? Lu Mingfei complained in his heart.

"Huh?" Lu Mingfei looked around at a few people and wondered, "Why don't you speak, don't you like to eat watermelon?" ”

The corners of Tony's mouth twitched twice.

Although Lu Mingfei has lived here for several months, he usually either eats, drinks and has fun or is forced to study, and he doesn't know so much about some of the "customs and customs" in the United States.

In the United States, watermelon and fried chicken, once they appear at the same time as black people, can become very sensitive foods.

In the days when black slavery was not abolished, white slave owners would reward black slaves for their hard work—because watermelons were easy to grow and produced, they were cheap and tasted good in fruit.

Therefore, this cheap and delicious fruit was most suitable for sending black slaves in the eyes of white slave owners.

Later, when the black slaves were emancipated, the watermelon became a symbol of racial discrimination, as long as the watermelon was given to the black man, it was about discriminating against him.

In addition, similar foods include fried chicken, because the price is low and calorie sufficient, it is very suitable for black slaves who have been engaged in heavy labor for a long time to make a living, to ensure that they will not die and can continue to work, so it was also popularized in the black slave era, and now it has become synonymous with discrimination against black people like watermelon.

As a native American, Tony is well aware of this.

But Lu Mingfei didn't know.

And now in this situation, he can't talk to Lu Ming about non-science, so he ...... The atmosphere was awkward.

Fortunately, at this time, Fury spoke: "No need, I don't eat watermelon." ”

Tony breathed a sigh of relief—though he always felt that Fury was gritting his teeth a little when he said this.

Natasha on the side also breathed a sigh of relief, after all, Fury was her immediate boss.

"If you don't eat watermelon, that's okay," Lu Mingfei thought for a while, "The takeout I ordered should be almost there." ”

Tony was stunned for a moment, thinking - what kind of takeout did you order before? I was startled when he came over, I didn't listen carefully, he seemed to be ...... It seems to be ......

"You shouldn't be taboo about fried chicken, right?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Tony:......

Fury's frontal tendons...... The black tendons are all tense.

Natasha's eyes jumped and she silently took two steps back, so as not to be harmed by the pond fish.

"What's wrong?" Lu Mingfei looked confused.

"I, no, hungry." Fury took a deep breath and said word by word.

"If you're not hungry, you're not hungry, why do you look like you're allergic to fried chicken." Lu Mingfei muttered quietly.

The corners of Natasha's mouth couldn't help but tremble, and she immediately forcibly pressed down.

Fury felt like his veins were about to burst.

……

Tony's house, in one of the surviving rooms.

Tony and Fury were talking about something in another room, and for some reason, this time Tony didn't take Lu Mingfei with him to "get a long time", but left him outside.

Only Lu Mingfei and Natasha were left in the room.

Lu Mingfei nestled on the single sofa and held a corner of watermelon: "Do you want a piece?" ”

Natasha took the watermelon and sat on the armrest of Lu Mingfei's sofa, her slender and athletic legs together, stretched forward, like a graceful mermaid or a beautiful snake, and the faint fragrance of hair drilled into Lu Mingfei's nostrils.

Lu Mingfei was a little embarrassed and coughed lightly.

Natasha felt like she had pulled her back.

"That ......," Lu Mingfei said with some embarrassment, "Natasha, your legs will block the screen." ”

“…… Oh. Natasha put her leg down.

In front of the couch, Jarvis projected a screen.

Tony's TV was also killed, so he had to make do with it for the time being.

Lu Mingfei originally wanted to open Plants vs. Zombies, but after thinking about it, there was still someone beside him, he hesitated, turned his head and asked, "Do you want to play together?" ”

Lu Mingfei was also Natasha's contact target, she thought about it and nodded decisively.

"But you have to go over there, it's too small." Lu Mingfei pointed to another sofa not far away.

Natasha silently walked over and sat down, the screen projected in front of the sofa as well.

"Can you play StarCraft?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"A little." Natasha smiled confidently.

In her spare time, she occasionally plays games to relax, and she also plays StarCraft, and perhaps because she is very talented in this area, her skills are quite good.

Moreover, as a senior talent with extremely complete military command literacy, Natasha is confident that her combat consciousness is not at the level of dimensionality reduction for Lu Mingfei.

It's time to teach this pesky imp a lesson.

……

Ten minutes later.

Lu Mingfei supported his cheek with one hand, and the other hand swiped casually on the screen.

Natasha's hands fluttered across the screen as if she were playing the piano song "Wild Bees Flying", and finally lowered her hands in an explosion at her base.

"Ha......" Lu Mingfei yawned and praised, "Yes, the sense of battle is very good, the operation is also very precise, and it is rare to be able to stay calm throughout the whole process." ”

Listening to Lu Mingfei's praise, Natasha was not happy at all.

She did have a sense of battle ahead of her time, but every step of her tactics was seen through by Lu Mingfei.

She was indeed precise, but each of Lu Mingfei's combat units seemed to have their own mind, showing almost the agility of a real elite soldier.

She did stay calm the whole time, but Lu Mingfei didn't even seem to mention her seriousness.

"Another plate?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Come again!"

Nine minutes later, the Natasha base exploded.

……

"One more plate!" Natasha said.

Eight minutes later, Natasha's base exploded.

"Come again......" Natasha stared at the screen in front of her.

"Not coming." Lu Mingfei Dao.

"Why!" Natasha, who was about to lose her red eyes, looked up at Lu Mingfei suddenly.

"Because your boss is behind you." Lu Ming is not a secluded road.

Natasha was startled, turned her head, and her eyes went dark.

It was a physical blackening of the eye, as she saw a large dark face behind the couch.

"Director ......"

"It's time for me to go, I have other things to attend to." Fury Road.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but his tone is calm, but Natasha can hear the deep exhaustion in it.

……

Although Fury was sent away, Natasha continued to stay.

This is part of Tony's "cost" to "buy" Howard's things.

Shut Natasha out, and now there are only two people in the house, Tony and Lu Mingfei.

"What terms did you negotiate?" Lu Ming was not curious.

"It's nothing, Nick Fury wants to start a superhero group called the Avengers, invite me to join," Tony said, "He also wants you to join, I said you're underage, let him go." ”

"And you're joining?"

If it had been two or three years ago, Lu Mingfei might have really screamed, but now he is no longer interested in being a superhero.

When you are a superhero, how can you make some money and then eat, drink, and enjoy the fragrance of life?

"I didn't have either, but I promised him to be an advisor." Tony Road.

"What do you mean?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Just do it if you want to, and don't do it if you don't want to." Tony Road.

"Sounds pretty comfortable, by the way, who is on this team at the moment, can you tell us about it?" Lu Mingfei said curiously.

"At the moment...... As far as one of my advisers is concerned, Fury says he's still looking for other members. Tony said.

"Isn't your advisor unattended at all?" Lu Mingfei complained.

"It's a good thing," Tony shrugged, "according to Fury, the Avengers are only needed when there's a particularly major disaster that a single superhero can't handle." ”

"Sounds like a mule saving the world for free." Lu Mingfei complained.

"That's why I don't recommend you join," Tony said, "I'm responsible for the weapons I sold before, but you don't owe anyone anything." ”

"Hmm......" Lu Mingfei's face changed slightly, "Tony, I have to go, my energy is running out." ”

Tony wasn't surprised, Lu Mingfei had said before that he came in a hurry this time, and his energy was barely enough to stay until his birthday.

"But before I go, I have something to warn you," Lu Mingfei said, "that Natalie, whose real name is Natasha Romanoff, right?" ”

Tony nodded.

Lu Mingfei said again: "You should know that I joined the school's literary club in order to chase Chen Wenwen......"

"Why is it Chen Wenwen again!" Tony felt like he was about to PTSD by the name.

"I'm serious, after I joined the literary club, I also read some Russian literature, and then I learned a knowledge," Lu Mingfei said seriously, "Russian surnames are different according to the difference between men and women, in short, the same surname, men and women, spelling and pronunciation are different." ”

"Romanov is a surname in Russia that only men use, and women should use Romanova." Lu Mingfei said seriously.

"So you're saying her name is also fake." Tony Road.

"Maybe worse." Lu Mingfei said seriously.

"What could be worse? She can't be a man, so let's get Romanoff......" Tony said here, stopping abruptly.

Lu Mingfei nodded silently.

"But she's always a woman, and this naming convention isn't completely fixed or mandatory, is it? What if she's just more individual? Tony licked his lips.

"With modern technology, it's not difficult to change the appearance a little, right?" Lu Mingfei said leisurely, "Of course, this is just a guess on my part, or maybe as you said, she just has more personality." ”

Tony remembered that he had taken the wine and watch that Natasha had handed him not long ago, goosebumps suddenly rose, and he subconsciously rubbed his arms.

"I'm going back Tony, goodbye." Lu Mingfei waved his hand at Tony and disappeared.

Tony rubbed his hands together and comforted himself as he walked out of the room.

"Mr. Stark."

Natasha, who is still nominally Tony's assistant, walked over, with long legs and a charming style, enough to capture any normal man.

Tony took a step back.

Although Lu Mingfei's guess is very unlikely, it is really terrifying, and just thinking about Tony makes his scalp tingle.

So in the face of Natasha's puzzled gaze, Tony said decisively: "You were fired." ”

Natasha:???

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