Chapter 126: Joining the Equipment Department
In front of the aboveground part of the armament department.
Lu Mingfei was a little surprised.
He followed the electronic map sent to him by the former researcher who had been transferred to become a pilot, and by the way, he asked Norma to help him with voice navigation.
It stands to reason that he wouldn't be wrong, but this shabby and strange building in front of him is really the Equipment Department?
In front of him was a small western-style building, with pale walls, a tiled roof, and on the eaves hung various mystic objects - crosses, crosses with images of Jesus, wooden fish, tarot cards, six-pointed stars, gossip mirrors and even garlic and plasticized pasta.
Hell, the latter two are a good match. Lu Mingfei complained in his heart.
It doesn't look like a scientific research house, but rather a "hodgepodge of world theology."
After confirming to Norma that he had made a mistake, Lu Mingfei walked to the door of the small western-style building and was about to knock on the door, but the door opened by itself.
The house was empty, without any home dΓ©cor, except for an elevator that opened the door and a screen next to it that said "Please come in".
Lu Mingfei walked into the elevator in confusion, and then the elevator descended rapidly, not showing the floor, but showing how many meters underground he is currently in, and the numbers are changing rapidly, if this is an old-fashioned mechanical counter, it has probably burst out of Mars.
The last number stops at "-113m", the elevator stops, and the door opens, revealing a metal corridor full of science and technology, and the light is soft like sunlight.
Lu Mingfei stepped out of the elevator, and a voice sounded out of nowhere: "Yes, the code!" β
At the same time, dozens of guns of different shapes stretched out from the surrounding corners, most of them are game or tokusatsu shapes, such as the miniature MMI-M633 beam assault gun, which is a Gundam "Zagu Warrior" weapon, as well as the "Pegasus Crossbow" and "Sublimation Pegasus Crossbow", the "Victory Haipa Gun" used by the Victory Team in Ultraman Tiga, and even Dante's "Ebony and White Ivory......
Lu Mingfei, who was pointed at the gun, was very calm, before he came, the pilot had already told him the process of this "physical examination", and those guns were filled with tranquilizer bullets called "Frigga bullets", which would not hurt people, and those who entered here without the "equipment receipt certificate" issued by the academy official would be thrown out after anesthesia if they couldn't answer the code.
"Equipment receipt voucher" is the support materials issued by the academy to those students who are going to perform difficult tasks, you can come to the equipment department to receive the corresponding level of armament, Lu Ming does not perform the task, naturally there is no, fortunately, the pilot has already told him the code - it is a code, but the form is a question and answer, and the correct answer to the three questions is passed.
"What is dry juice?"
"All kinds of drinks made by Sadaharu Kanri, the prince of tennis."
"What is the name of the sister of the protagonist Kinji Toyama in "Aria of Scarlet Bullets"?"
"Don't try to trick me, Toyama Jinji only has one brother, his brother's name is Kana when he wears women's clothes, and his real name is Toyama Jinichi!" Lu Ming said confidently.
"Do you like White Silk Lori or Black Silk Royal Sister!" The voice of the unknown rose sharply.
Lu Mingfei replied without hesitation: "As a qualified two-dimensional, whether it is Lori or Royal Sister, white silk or black silk, you must treat everyone equally!" But if I had to choose, I would like Sister Baisi! β
Festive music sounded in all directions, and the sound of suona shook the sky.
The hidden door to the wall opened, and a dozen researchers in white coats applauded behind them.
The researcher at the head had a big beard and a round white hat, and enthusiastically stepped forward to hold Lu Mingfei's hand: "Very good, you have proven yourself!" Welcome to the Armament Department, our full name is 'Institute of Alchemy and Science and Engineering Applications', and I am the director of the department, Akadullah Ahmed Mohammed Farouq. β
Lu Mingfei shook hands with Director Akadulla, and then the director let go of Lu Mingfei's hand: "Although your fraternity is worthy of appreciation, as you grow older, you will understand that the royal sister is the best, and Lori is just an illusory vision of an ignorant teenager." β
"I'm Deputy Director Carl," another person came to shake hands with Lu Mingfei, he looked elegant, with rimless glasses, his face was not very happy, and said seriously, "I can't agree with your point of view, only Lori is the only one who is high!" Sister Yu or something is an evil way! β
"Bastard! Carl: Is your love for two-dimensional girls so narrow? I can't even accommodate big boobs and long legs! Director Akadullah shouted dissatisfied.
"My heart is delicate and small, and it can only accommodate a petite Lori." Deputy Director Karl pushed his glasses.
"Bastard! Let me widen your heart! Director Akadulla pounced, "The Royal Sisters are with me!" β
"Brothers who like Lori, it's time for us to prove ourselves!" Carl raised his arms and shouted.
The two groups scuffled together.
Lu Mingfei was covered in cold sweat, and his face fell back to the corner, and he said in his heart that I know that mixed-race people are prone to psychosis, but no matter how you look at the current situation, it is more like a mixed-race psychosis.
To his relief, there was another person in the audience who did not participate in the scuffle, but also hid in the corner like him.
"Pretty naΓ―ve, right?" The man hiding next to Lu Mingfei sneered, "It's really embarrassing for a group of adults over forty years old to argue and even fight over their favorite type of paper man here." β
Lu Mingfei nodded in agreement: "Fortunately, our brothers are sober people." β
"That's right," the man nodded in agreement, feverishly, "what's so good about women?" Obviously, the pseudo-mother is the first in the world! β
Lu Mingfei rushed towards the elevator - this place couldn't stay.
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Armament Department, inside the underground base.
"Ahem, I made you laugh just now." Director Akadulla smiled at Lu Mingfei with some embarrassment, he still had a large bruise on his left eye, which had just been smashed by Deputy Director Karl with a headbutt.
"It's okay, it's okay, I can understand," the corners of Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched twice, "After all, faith is sacred and cannot be blasphemed." β
"That's right, that's right." Deputy Director Karl nodded from the side, and the lens of his right eyeglass was half shattered.
"Let me give you a basic introduction to the equipment department." Akadulla said.
Lu Mingfei nodded.
"Our armament department is currently divided into two major factions......"
Director Akadulla's words were amazing, and Lu Mingfei couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, Is this the simplicity of scientific researchers? Even the internal factional struggle can be put on the bright side.
But unexpectedly, Director Akadulla continued: "They are the Royal Sister faction headed by me, and the Lori faction led by Carl's bastard, and there are also some unfashionable side ways such as the Zhengtai faction, the pseudo-Niang faction, and the Luo Tai faction, and our royal sister faction is subdivided into the gentle department, the queen department, the iceberg department, the wife line, etc., and their Lori faction is divided into the healing department, the sister department, the legal Lori system, and the natural line. β
"We're studying whether to kick out the members of the legal Lori department, after all, it's still up to debate whether a legal Lori counts as Lori." Carl continued.
Lu Mingfei blinked.
Who am I? Where am I? What are they talking about?
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Underground base of the armament department, computer hall.
Many researchers are here to model their research projects and facilitate computational simulations.
"You want to join the Armament Department?" Director Akadulla rubbed his chin, "I recognize your knowledge and purity in the second dimension, but our equipment department only accepts excellent alchemy or scientific research talents, not students, unless you can prove your ability, I can hire you exceptionally." β
"It's a program I designed myself in my spare time to hack into most regular networks." Lu Mingfei took out a USB flash drive.
Because I want to apply to join Norma's maintenance department,So Lu Mingfei is ready to show his skills in computers,This program was made by himself under the guidance of Tony.,Later it was also improved by Tony.,It's a more modest statement to say that it can hack into most conventional networks.,Theoretically, the protection below the level of artificial intelligence,It's useless in front of this program.γ
But on the other hand, it doesn't work much for AI.
"Let me verify it." Director Akadulla took Lu Mingfei's USB flash drive and plugged it into the computer.
After a while, Director Akadulla looked at Lu Mingfei with some amazement: "Your program can even hack into the control system of the US military fighter. β
"The director has won the award...... Wait," Lu Mingfei suddenly reacted, "Are you in the black US fighter jet?" What are you doing blackmailing it? β
"There aren't enough fighters for the recent experiments," said Director Akadulla, shrugging his shoulders, "Norma won't help us, saying it's a violation, and we have to rely on ourselves, and your program is really timely!" β
Lu Mingfei was silent.
If I'm not mistaken, your last researcher was punished as a pilot because he hacked a U.S. fighter jet for conducting experiments, right?
"Congratulations," Director Akadulla warmly took Lu Mingfei's hand, "Now you are a member of the equipment department, and everyone will be colleagues in the future." β
Lu Mingfei: ......
It was as if I saw the life of a helicopter pilot beckoning to me.
ps: The second chapter is still being written, boom~
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