Chapter 143: S.H.I.E.L.D. joins the presidential race

Natasha's home, Louisiana, USA.

Natasha was wrapped in a bath towel, leaning back on the sofa, her slender legs together, and looking at Lu Mingfei expressionlessly.

Lu Mingfei sat back in a well-behaved posture.

"Mr. Lu Mingfei, can I call the police and say that you trespassed on the house and spied on me?" Natasha narrowed her eyes, "Did you know that this is Louisiana, and according to the fortress principle, I even have the right to shoot you." ”

"If you're really angry, it's not impossible for me to let you shoot twice," Lu Mingfei said weakly, "But can you use a smaller caliber?" ”

With the strength of his scale armor, a small-caliber firearm can't hurt him even if he shoots him in the face, but if the caliber is larger, the consequences of his being hit at ultra-close range are not easy to say, and the injury will probably hover between the skin injury and the hole being punched, depending on whether the gun that hit him is an AK47 or a Barrett anti-materiel sniper rifle.

Anyway, Natasha shouldn't always have Barrett at home, right? That thing is a big guy with a caliber of 12.7 mm, specially used to fight tanks and helicopters, and ordinary people will be directly cut in two when they are shot.

Just as Lu Mingfei was thinking so, Natasha got up and lifted the couch open, revealing the hollowed-out weapon box underneath, in which lay a heavy sniper rifle with a height of 1.8 meters.

The Anzio Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle, commonly known as the "Anzio Monster", is a 20mm caliber that Barrett can break people in two at most, and it may be able to make people scatter all over the ground.

"I'm sorry I was wrong!" Lu Ming is not cowardly.

Natasha closed the couch back and sat back with her arms folded.

"Why do you still have this kind of thing in your house," Lu Mingfei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Are you worried that a tank will come to hit you?" ”

"Be prepared," Natasha shrugged, and the towel trembled, "Actually, it was just an AWM sniper rifle that was originally placed here, and I just changed this big guy into it some time ago, if I really want to say it, I changed this gun to come in, and it actually has something to do with you." ”

"In your eyes, I'm the one who would break into people's houses and peek at other people's baths?" Lu Mingfei pointed to the tip of his nose with an expression as if he had been insulted.

"Originally," Natasha said, "but it's hard to say now." ”

"It was an accident." Lu Mingfei was short of words in an instant, and said dryly.

When he travels into this world, he will immediately appear near things that have something to do with him, and the previous few times he has traveled to either appear in Tony's laboratory or Kama Taj, all of which have something to do with him.

It's not a strange thing to appear at Natasha's house, after all, although everyone is not a good friend, at least they are acquaintances, but he didn't expect it to be such a coincidence, he just happened to catch Natasha to take a bath.

This kind of embarrassing moment has happened to him once before, when Tony brought home a beautiful woman who had just arrived, and was about to have an intimate exchange at a negative distance, but he crossed over and interrupted him.

Natasha had a look of surprise on her face, believe it or not.

With S.H.I.E.L.D.'s intelligence ability, it should have been found that he would disappear regularly for a period of time, but Natasha didn't ask about it, and Lu Ming didn't naturally want to take the initiative to mention it, so he changed the topic and said, "Natasha, you haven't said why you upgrade your equipment to have something to do with me." ”

"It's not you to be exact, it's people like you with special abilities," Natasha said, "There are still a lot of people with special superpowers in this world, but most of them are not incredibly powerful, and ordinary firearms are still a deadly threat to them." ”

"But there are a handful of people, like Mr. Stark, you, and Hulk, Abomination, and even Thor...... who calls himself Thor," Natasha sighed.

"Thor is really Thor," Lu Mingfei and Thor are friends after all, and he subconsciously helped Thor maintain it, "Although he doesn't seem to be very smart, his luck is not very good, and he is very unreliable, and he is still an alcoholic, but he is indeed Thor." ”

"Whether he is Thor or not, his strength is beyond doubt, he is now running to his girlfriend's house twice in three days, and we asked him to do a test in order to determine his crisis level." Natasha said.

"Would someone as arrogant as him agree to cooperate with you?" Lu Mingfei was stunned.

"One of my colleagues went there, and she said to Saul, 'We want to open our eyes, can you show us the power of the gods,' and he happily agreed." Natasha said.

Lu Mingfei: ......

Well, it's something that Thor's brain can do.

"You're familiar with him, don't you need me to describe his strength to you? Anyway, after he demonstrated the 'power of the gods', the large military weapons test site for him was directly destroyed to the point that it could no longer be used, and according to him, it was only a 'warm-up exercise'. Natasha said.

"It's normal." Lu Mingfei nodded calmly.

Although Thor is a funny character, the funny character is also very strong.

"Not to mention the Hulk, S.H.I.E.L.D. secretly helped Dr. Banner, and you who took in Dr. Banner stopped a lot of forces interested in the Hulk, so that they don't always think about looking for death, so that we don't have to go to the aftermath to collect the body."

Natasha's beautiful and charming face showed the tiredness of a social animal: "Dealing with you superhumans all day long, it's hard for me to feel safe without a bit of hard guy in my hands, in case one day one of your enemies takes revenge on you and involves me, I guess I will be torn apart accidentally." ”

Not to mention anything else, as for the lizardman some time ago, Natasha asked herself if it was definitely not something she could deal with.

"Why do we have to be involved in revenge by an enemy?" Lu Ming was puzzled.

"After the superhero's identity is revealed, every one of his relatives and friends is in danger," Natasha wondered, "You don't understand such a simple reason?" ”

Lu Mingfei was even more puzzled than her: "You don't want to say that we are friends, right?" ”

Natasha:......

……

The conversation was stopped, and the atmosphere was suddenly not very friendly.

Lu Mingfei thought about it and decisively prepared to leave.

"Natasha, can you borrow your phone," Lu Mingfei asked cheekily, "I'll let the helicopter pick me up." ”

Natasha stretched out her hands: "I'm sorry, I'll only lend things to friends." ”

A woman's vindictiveness is so strong. Lu Ming is not in the heart.

Fortunately, Lu Mingfei saw that there was a landline phone in the corner of the living room.

Taking advantage of Natasha's unpreparedness, Lu Mingfei turned over and jumped out of the sofa, ran to the landline phone in a few steps, picked up the receiver and began to dial Jarvis's number - to be precise, the person who dialed this number will be verified by Jarvis's voiceprint, and after the verification is passed, you can get Jarvis's service.

"Hello? Jarvis? After the phone was dialed, Lu Ming was not the first to say.

"Good evening, Mr. Lu Mingfei." Jarvis directly determined Lu Mingfei's identity through voiceprints.

"Can you put me in touch with my helicopter pilot and have her pick me up?" The address is ......" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at Natasha with a pleading gaze.

"Just talk about my house," Natasha said angrily, "I guess Mr. Stark must have already investigated my information, including my home address." ”

"The address is...... Miss Natasha Romanov's house. Lu Mingfei said to Jarvis.

"The pilot is preparing to go, please wait," Jarvis replied second, "and according to Mr. Stark's instructions, the helicopter will take you directly to his home, and he and Mr. Steve have important things to tell you." ”

"Something important? What's so urgent? Lu Mingfei was curious.

"Mr. Stark said he'll find out when you get there, and he said, since you're at Lady Natasha's house, bring her with you." Jarvis said.

Lu Mingfei is full of question marks.

Discuss important matters...... What's Natasha called?

He turned his head to look at Natasha suspiciously, and with her hearing, she should be able to hear Jarvis's voice on the phone.

Understanding Lu Mingfei's puzzled eyes, Natasha handed him a mysterious smile, and Lu Mingfei could probably read this meaning from her face - curious? Don't tell you.

Lu Mingfei's eyes narrowed slightly.

Natasha got up and was about to go to the bedroom to change her clothes, but Lu Mingfei stopped her: "By the way, Natasha, do you have lizards at home?" ”

Natasha's steps froze.

Lu Mingfei had already begun to look for lizards in the cracks of the living room furniture.

"Ahem," Natasha coughed lightly, turned around, and smiled, "I think I'm going to talk to you about our S.H.I.E.L.D. cooperation with you, right?" ”

"What cooperation?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, and then a bold idea surfaced in his mind, "Wait! Isn't the cooperation you talking about ......?"

Natasha smiled and nodded, "That's right, it's about S.H.I.E.L.D.'s cooperation in helping the captain run for president." ”

Lu Mingfei: ......

(End of chapter)