Christine swore by her favorite gold coin that she had seen countless eccentric captains in her life, and even a drunken old man who could walk through the reef with his eyes closed, but she never imagined that a seasick novice could drive a ship like it was dancing.

That's right, it's dancing, and it's the kind of exuberant, super-fast-paced tango!

Even in the face of the roaring stone bullets, even if the hull itself was damaged, Lin Taiping could always control the Black Pearl to move forward quickly.

Every seemingly inadvertent turn of the rudder can make the sailboat avoid the bombardment in a thrilling way, and every inexplicable turn can greet the stone bullets that are close at hand......

And the most speechless thing is that when the Black Pearl twists forward like this, the speed has not slowed down in the slightest, but even faster and faster.

In fact, the vultures and pirates on the other side were already stunned, and they even wondered if this was rehearsed in advance, why the little wrecked ship, which was a little leaky, was always able to twist irregularly and avoid deadly bombardment after deadly bombardment...... It's unreasonable, could it be that guy talked to Poseidon about a big deal before he went out?

"Six magic crystals, is it a big deal?" Lin Taiping turned the rudder frantically, and was even in the mood to light a cigarette and lazily spit out a few smoke rings, "Profiteer, profiteer, six magic crystals are only for me to use for three days, and I can't refund if I'm not satisfied, next time I must give them a big bad review." ”

As he spoke, another stone bullet fell from the sky, this time Lin Taiping didn't even bother to hide, under the shroud of the aura of nautical mastery, the Black Pearl was not only flexible to the point of perversion, but even the speed increased a little, which made it very thrilling to pass through, leaving only the stone bullet to smash into the sea mournfully.

Dumbfounded and dumbfounded, seeing that the broken ship was crashing into the wind and waves, the vulture finally realized that something was wrong, twisted its neck frantically and screamed: "Full sail, turn left, don't let that guy get close to us!"

Lin Taiping spit out a few smoke rings, and in the smoke, he turned his head with a smile: "Christine, you know ......?"

Understand! I can't understand anymore!

Christine jumped up and jumped onto the side of the boat as steadily as Mount Tai, her long golden hair like a waterfall fluttering in the wind, and a large black iron anchor weighing hundreds of pounds roared and hovered above her head, and the sweeping wind brought up between the waves made people feel that their faces were blown painfully.

"What does that woman want to do?" The vulture's eyes protruded, and dozens of pirates were even more shocked to dislocate their jaws, knowing that there were more than two hundred meters between the two ships, and at such a long distance, even crossbow arrows might not be able to attack, could the woman ......

Unfortunately, they guessed right!

With Christine's angry shout, the large black iron anchor that came out of her hand was like black lightning streaking across the sky, and before the pirates could scream, it had already hit the left side of the pirate ship.

Under the blow, there was a loud bang, and the entire hull suddenly tilted out of control, and several pirates were thrown directly into the sea, and what was worse was that as the wooden planks were scattered and splashed, a huge hole appeared in the side of the ship, and the sea water immediately rushed in, causing the speed of the pirate ship to drop sharply.

Poor vulture, at this time has been so shocked that she fell off the mast, her long neck was almost broken, the gods are above, that beautiful woman with blonde hair fluttering, she actually has such terrifying power, this is not at all human beings can do, is her father a dragon, or her mother is a Beamon beast?

At this time, Christine had already withdrawn the big iron anchor, and waved it again, and in the horrified sight of the pirates, the terrifying royal sister broke out again, and shouted murderously: "All of them, give them to me, turn them into gold coins!"

There was a loud bang, and the unlucky pirate ship was hit again, and the large iron anchor of several hundred pounds swept across the deck, first smashing a few pirates, and then killing the trebuchet, and then heard a click, and the tall mast was smashed by the waist, and the white sail suddenly fell, making the pirates completely panic.

With this opportunity, the Black Pearl had quickly caught up, and before the two ships were fully engaged, Christine waved a large iron anchor and couldn't wait to jump over.

The golden light shining in her eyes made her look like a mobile arsenal, and in just a moment, she smashed five or six pirates: "Fifty gold coins, one hundred gold coins, one hundred and fifty gold coins......

Stop her! Stop her! The vulture screamed angrily, and the pirates, who had no way out, could only pounce on them with red eyes, and then fly upside down into the sea with even more crazy momentum, what scimitars, what sneak attacks, what group fights, all in front of the big iron anchor wielded by Christine, all of them were floating clouds.

"Well done, long live the royal sister!" Lin Taiping leaned on the rudder, spitting smoke rings leisurely, "I bet that as long as that strange curse doesn't happen, Christine can kill a fleet by herself, and we just need to shake the fan behind and shout cheers...... Huh?"

The leisurely complaining ended here, because in the next moment, the vulture had already jumped over the side of the ship with two pitch-black swords, his face twisted, and the raging flames burning in his triangular eyes fully illustrated the pirate leader's anger.

Damn, I have to blame this damn guy, if it weren't for his strange boating skills, things wouldn't have been so bad as this, and now ...... Give me death!

In an instant, the pitch-black thin sword stabbed out like a poisonous snake, and the fighting spirit on the tip of the sword shone with a miserable green light: "Damn bastard, don't think you've won, you'll know the sad end of angering a fast swordsman!"

With a hissing sound, the thin sword stabbed straight out, and a sinister smile suddenly bloomed on the vulture's twisted thin face, but his smile suddenly froze.

Without any accidents, the thin sword stabbed directly into Lin Taiping's heart, but unlike the imaginary blood splash, the slender blade suddenly blocked, as if it had stabbed a hard stone, and even the tip of the sword was snapped.

"How is that possible?" the vulture let out a low roar of disbelief, and he could see clearly that there was no armor under the other party's robes, and if there must have been anything, it was only a strange pattern painted on the heart.

"Aren't you surprised?" Lin Taiping looked at him with a smile, and flicked his hand on the thin sword, "Shut your mouth, this is just the beginning, there are more surprising things waiting for you, such as-"

For example, in the face of the frightened gaze of the vulture, Tulu, who had been ** for a long time, roared, and thirty minotaurs pounded their chests heavily, and pulled them very neatly, and the black robe floated up with the wind like a dark cloud.

Under the setting sun, the terrifying minotaur tribe was finally exposed to the air, the sharp horns that shone with cold light, the fierce face that spewed white gas, the dark black burly body, and the heavy totem stone pillar, just a neat and heavy step made the whole ship tremble violently.

Finally realizing what he had overlooked, the vulture retreated with a pale face, only to feel its teeth rattle, not out of anger, but out of fear...... The Dark Race, the Minotaur Monsters, and a full thirty of them?

At this moment, the originally chaotic battlefield suddenly fell into an eerie silence, all the pirates held their breath, even though Christine's big iron anchor was still waving, they were still stunned to dodge, and some even trembled uncontrollably, and even the scimitar in their hands fell to the ground.

"Are you still fighting?" Lin Taiping looked at them sympathetically, behind him was a large group of black and oppressive minotaurs, and thick stone pillars shining with totemic light, "To be honest, I hate violence, but if you insist......"

What are you kidding, the fool with a water in the brain will insist!

After a few seconds, almost half of the pirates dropped their scimitars, and the vulture, as if trying to maintain the dignity of the pirate captain, roared with a twisted face: "Bastard, don't you understand that even if we surrender, we will be hanged in ......"

With a bang, the big iron anchor that fell from the sky gave him a standard answer, and the last thing he could hear before he fell into a coma was Christine's satisfied muttering: "Two hundred gold coins, you can buy a lot of milk powder and diapers." ”

Seeing this scene, the remaining pirates immediately threw away their scimitars, and they finally realized that although they were all dead ends, the way to die by being smashed into meat cakes by a large iron anchor was obviously much more tragic than hanging on the gallows.

"That's it, we haven't even had time to do anything!" Toolu and the Minotaurs shook their heads in disappointment and sighed, like being hungry for three days about a big meal, only to kick open the kitchen door only to find only a pot of pickles inside.

"Ah, we have other things to do. Lin Taiping patted Tulu on the shoulder to express comfort, "Don't forget, there is another unlucky merchant ship there, waiting for us to visit...... Well, guess what, what will they come up with as a thank you fee?"

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