Lu Ming is not at home.

Lu Mingfei and Natasha sat opposite each other.

Natasha fell silent and lost in thought.

Lu Mingfei picked up the coffee and took a sip, stuck out his tongue, and put it back - the coffee was brewed by the maid who went to the room to call him before, as a newcomer, he didn't know that Lu Mingfei only drank coffee sweetened with added sugar.

Natasha didn't stay silent for long, and soon she raised her head and gritted her teeth: "Okay, as long as you can guarantee that I won't be liquidated by the FBI or some other organization, I will resign and join your church!" ”

"Welcome." Lu Mingfei held out a hand towards Natasha.

Lu Mingfei seemed a little surprised that Natasha suddenly asked this question and fell silent.

"God is my profession, personal friend relationships can't affect work, and public and private should be clear," Lu Mingfei looked sincere, "Natasha, you don't want your friend to be a person without professional ethics, right?" ”

"Fought together? Have it? Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, "I remember that I saved you several times." ”

Natasha gritted her teeth silently.

"But it's really not good for you to be a regular believer, and it's a bit strange to have an ordinary believer with the FBI, you still have to have some identity...... Why don't you try to be a bishop? Lu Mingfei proposed.

"Do you think I still have time to work as an agent since you made the explosive news of the 'apparitions of God'?" Natasha stared at Lu Mingfei and asked with a soul, "Do you really think I can still be considered an agent?" ”

Although S.H.I.E.L.D. is gone, out of habit, Natasha will still call Director Fury.

"Natasha, are you working too hard? Or I'll get you a psychiatrist......" Fury said.

Natasha closed her eyes and subconsciously wiped a handful of coffee from her face.

"Is that okay?" Lu Mingfei asked.

The power of faith is the power of the heart, but it is useless to have the identity of a believer or to verbally admit that you are a believer, at least to believe from the bottom of your heart that "God" is indeed real, and that it is a "god" and not some powerful special creature or superhero, so that he will be provided with the power of faith.

"Now, I'm a believer in the 'Ming Fei Sect'?" Natasha, who had made up her mind to resign, relaxed her whole body, and was even in the mood to joke with Lu Mingfei.

"Don't underestimate people, I'm the elite of S.H.I.E.L.D., and I occasionally command group actions, right? However, although I know a little bit about management, I really don't know anything about managing disciples. Natasha said.

As a result, he found out that the level of these people was not even worthy of serving tea and water to Tony and Banner, and the things they talked about did not arouse his interest at all.

Lu Mingfei looked at her silently, as if he was frightened.

"Whew...... Refreshing! Natasha let out a sigh, "The feeling of scolding the former boss is really refreshing!" ”

"You'd better arrange your own black bald head like a braised egg! How about waxing it? Anyway, you don't have a myriad of jobs to deal with like me, what you have is time! Natasha said this and hung up viciously.

"Huh~ I beg you not to use the name 'Ming Feijiao', it's so shameful, I'm going to get goosebumps when I hear it." Lu Mingfei shrunk his neck.

"Didn't you say you didn't need agents?" Natasha asked.

Natasha, who was drinking coffee, choked in one breath, and the coffee in her mouth sprayed at Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei handed over the tissue intimately.

"Natasha, since you've resigned, you should have time to eat lizards," Lu Mingfei asked, pausing, and he didn't forget to add, "Eat it raw." ”

"Even from the 'male' side, my ability is not bad, right?" Natasha asked, "Don't you think it's a waste to have people like me who don't accept their fate?" ”

At this moment, Thor was looking up in a certain direction of the sky, his gaze contemplative.

Bah! What morals do you have?!

Lu Mingfei groaned: "If you want to talk about relationships...... The most important relationship should be that you still owe me a lizard that I haven't eaten. ”

"Alright, it's time to get some appetizers for Thor," Tony said, "Jarvis, manipulate the three Steel Deadpools to get Thor in trouble and give him a shot in advance." Remember not to hurt people, it doesn't matter if you cause damage, just compensate. ”

For example, the vast majority of the believers that Lu Mingfei has are the most superficial believers, and although there are believers who can reach the level of fanaticism, there are only a handful.

It's not because it's boring because it's profound, but because it's too simple, and what they talk about is similar to what Sol has learned in Asgard, and it's naturally hard not to get distracted when listening to something that he already knows.

Grudging......

Just as Natasha hesitated, her phone rang.

That's why Tony created Ultron, instead of letting Jarvis manipulate the Iron Deadpool Army - because with Jarvis's performance, he can only manipulate a small amount of Steel Deadpool at the same time, and let it control an entire army, even if it doesn't need the enemy to attack, Steel Deadpool will have to fall down like a piece of land as soon as it flies.

"Bishop? Sounds good......" Natasha nodded in satisfaction, "So what exactly am I responsible for?" ”

At first, he really didn't plan to arrange much work for Natasha, but now that she can't go back to her previous job, she should ...... You won't quit, will you?

……

Of course, believers of this level are the most superficial believers, although they can have the power of faith, but not much.

"It's not my fault, they're so boring, and there's a lot of wrong stuff that I can't point out......," Thor scratched his head.

"That's easy, you're still doing your old job!" Lu Ming is not clapping and said.

But he knew that he was really at fault this time, because he asked Jane to take him in to audit, and he fell asleep - mainly because he had mistaken Tony and Banner's level for the normal level of geoscholars and researchers, so he felt that the exchange of earth academic bigwigs was worth listening to.

Natasha:......

A day later, Tony's home, in the underground laboratory.

Natasha had a happy expression of revenge, and Lu Mingfei silently swallowed the sentence "If you are not used to working in the church, it is completely impossible to go back to the logistics department of the Avengers to continue working now".

"Yes, sir." Jarvis said.

"Natasha! Where have you been? Why haven't you come back yet, your work is going to be piled up! Fury shouted menacingly on the phone, "Those calls looking for you have come to me, you come back quickly and deal with the work!" Hurry up! ”

Although he looks stupid and rude, Saul was educated in Asgard, and although he is not very good at theoretical things, with Asgard's level of civilization and complete education, he still finds the things that those so-called old professors in academia talk about a bit boring.

She originally wanted to attack Lu Mingfei with resentful and aggrieved eyes, but she was worried that he would bring up the lizard's stubble again, so she didn't dare to look at him, so she just wiped her face and hair silently.

"Does that mean that after I quit my job, I will still do my job? Didn't I resign for nothing! Natasha's eyes widened.

"Our religion has always been above board, and we don't need agents." Lu Mingfei shook his head.

Natasha complained in her heart.

These steel Deadpools from the outside world are also equipped with electronic brains, which can be manipulated.

Thor followed Jane, who angrily walked forward.

Natasha felt her dignity take a critical hit.

"Hey, Director, is there anything wrong with me?" Natasha said.

Although the Iron Deadpool legion is basically in the mirror space, there are indeed a few Iron Deadpools in the outside world - mainly for experiments.

Of course, this is just a fantasy, and Lu Mingfei knows very well that this is impossible - just getting everyone on the earth to believe in him is already a difficult and almost impossible goal.

Lu Mingfei nodded: "Reluctantly." ”

……

California Institute of Technology, California, in front of the academic building.

"Honey, I was wrong......" Thor said as he followed Jane.

Due to the conditioned reflex formed by long-term work, Natasha immediately took out her mobile phone and connected it, only to find out that the caller was Fury.

Sometimes Lu Mingfei also fantasized about how great the power of faith he possessed would be if the people of the whole earth were the highest level of believers.

Natasha:......

But Natasha couldn't care about these anymore, perhaps because of the change of boss, her accumulated work pressure suddenly erupted at Fury's former boss like a burst, and she was extremely irritable and said: "Are you deaf?" The old lady said that the old lady is gone! No! Dry! Finish! The old lady is resigning! Resign! ”

"Ahem, I'll talk about the lizard later, I have more important things to discuss with you," Natasha quickly changed the subject, "Look, we've at least fought side by side a few times, right?" At least comrades-in-arms and friends, right? ”

"What did you say?" Perhaps because Natasha's tone was too grumpy, Fury was a little confused, and his momentum dropped by three points.

However, manipulating Iron Deadpool through the electronic brain is very different from manipulating the Steel Suit, it is much more complicated, every nerve and every muscle fiber of Steel Deadpool needs to be controlled, and the computing power consumed is much greater than that of manipulating the Steel Suit.

Natasha picked up her coffee, took a sip, and looked at Lu Mingfei with a smile.

Natasha shook hands with Lu Mingfei and raised her eyebrows: "In this way, am I not your believer?" ”

Lu Mingfei and Tony stood together, and Loki was locked out by him - he held the chain around Loki's neck in his hand, and he was not afraid of Loki's tricks.

As the believer becomes more and more devout to the goal of faith, the power of faith that believers can provide will increase gradually, and the power of faith that a fanatical believer can provide can even reach a thousand times that of ordinary believers.

Just as Jane was rushing forward, Thor was suddenly stunned, and he, who was originally walking at human speed, instantly accelerated, appeared next to Jane, and held her in his arms.

Lu Mingfei subconsciously waved his hand, and with his current physical fitness, he directly rolled up a turbulent current in the air, and poured it back into Natasha's face with the coffee that had been sprayed.

Then Lu Mingfei and Tony can find Thor and dump the blame on Ultron.

"But we don't need social animals." Lu Mingfei spread his hands.

Lu Mingfei glanced at Natasha - as he expected, Natasha did not provide him with any power of faith.

Natasha took a deep breath, and the work pressure that had accumulated for a long time exploded instantly, and almost subconsciously burst into a foul mouth: "The old lady won't go back, Fury, who do the unlucky work that you like to do, let whoever you like to do, the old lady won't do it!" ”

But if it's just a few Iron Deadpools, Jarvis is still at ease.

"What does it matter? I've already resigned anyway, and Fury isn't the head of S.H.I.E.L.D. anymore, so it's impossible to send agents to take revenge on me. My work has been arranged by Fury for all this time, and I have long wanted to scold him! Natasha said.

They will go looking for Thor, attack Thor, and be killed by Thor.

"Wait...... What are you talking about...... Why does it sound so familiar? Natasha's heart tightened.

"Surely it sounds familiar, isn't that what you've been doing in S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers logistics base all this time? It's just that now I have changed my position. Lu Mingfei said.

After all, Christianity has been developed for thousands of years, and it is only one of the three major religions in the world.

After all, in her opinion, Fury is certainly an old fox with a blacker face and a darker heart, but Lu Mingfei's heart doesn't seem to be much whiter than Fury......

"That'...... At least friends, right? Natasha asked, taking a deep breath.

Natasha shrugged her shoulders and didn't answer, but looked at Lu Mingfei and asked, "By the way, what do you think of our relationship?" ”

Jane looked in the direction Thor was looking, and there was only a blue sky and white clouds.

"I'm not talking about agents, I'm talking about being in charge of the church's negotiations with the outside world, including communication with other churches, organizations, and even countries." Lu Mingfei Dao.

Natasha hesitated.

"You're not very good at management, are you?" Lu Mingfei asked.

As a new interface appears on Jarvis's screen, Tony's warehouse opens, and several steel Deadpools in the warehouse rise like rockets, their wide metal membrane wings unfurling, flying towards California like a fighter jet.

Natasha opened her eyes, took the tissue and wiped her face.

"Since we are friends, and you are still God, then rounding up, I am also a friend of God," Natasha said with a wink, "As a friend of God, should I have a special position in the Church of God?" ”

"Let go of me......" Jane struggled subconsciously, only to notice that Thor's face was not quite right.

"This is my first time attending an academic exchange at the University of California, and do you know how hard it took me to get the security guards to allow you, an unrelated person, to come in and observe? And you fell asleep in front of so many professors? Still as my boyfriend! Jane's face flushed, "Do you know how humiliated I am?" ”

At the same time, he began to think-

"Of course, the workload will be much smaller," Lu Mingfei said, "I'm not a black-hearted capitalist like Fury, who will use employees to death." ”

"What's wrong, Thor?" Jane asked, a little apprehensive.

"I'm not sure," Thor shook his head and said in a deep voice, "but for some reason, I suddenly had a sense of foreboding. ”

(End of chapter)