Chapter 249: Farts in public

The guy who satirized the Baili tassel is also handsome, and at a glance, he belongs to the type of little white face.

It gives a sense of frivolity when speaking.

When Zhuang Bi saw him, he suddenly thought of the yin boy who was hit by himself.

Obviously, Baili Tassel is in school, and many people don't know about her identity, and others probably know that her family is not short of money, but they don't think about it at the level of the four major families in the Western Capital.

If her identity is known, then it is impossible for the characters of Yin Gongzi to pursue.

Obviously, this guy in front of him must have pursued a hundred miles of tassels, but was rejected.

Otherwise, there would not be such a big grudge.

Seeing that Baili Tassel was about to be angry, Zhuang Bi hurriedly grabbed her and said with a smile:

"The dog bites you, do you still bite the dog?"

Baili Tassel snorted, glanced at the other party, and was about to leave with Zhuang Bi's arm.

But I didn't expect Zhuang Bi's words to directly anger the other party.

"What the hell did you say, boy?"

Zhuang Bili ignored him, turned around and left.

The guy actually shouted bitterly behind his back:

"Sure enough, it's a soft meal, no egg offal, a hundred miles of tassels, I didn't expect you to be so cheap as to find this kind of goods, if you are hungry for a man, you can find me, I can throw you two hundred yuan."

This man's name is Liu Xiao, and he is a classmate of Baili Tassel.

This guy prides himself on being a class grass, and his family conditions are good, and when he first saw Baili Tassel, he stalked because she was too beautiful.

But how could a hundred miles of tassels possibly look up to him?

The three sisters in the family instilled in her the concept that made it impossible for her to have any thoughts about the male classmates around her.

No matter how handsome you look, it's useless.

Her personality is sometimes quirky, and she doesn't mind teasing her when she pursues her at school, as long as she refuses to be stalked several times.

Some people really like her, she will refuse very seriously, and then everyone can still have a good relationship and become friends.

But it's more like Liu Xiao, who completely wants to sleep with her.

This kind of person, Baili Tassel will not be polite.

This Liu Xiao was cleaned up by her several times, and she made a fool of herself in the whole school.

Therefore, she was hated by the other party.

I just secretly retaliated several times, but it didn't work.

This time, if he didn't talk about it, how could he be worthy of the grievances he received?

It's a pity that he doesn't know who he provoked.

In this world, women are not the only ones who have the heart to compare.

Men too.

Even more intense than a woman.

Women are uglier than beautiful, and men are more beautiful than goodlooks.

Women are better than chests, men are better than clothes.

Women are more than figures, and men are more than status.

Women are better than jewelry, and men are better than money.

In short, there are better than.

Liu Xiao compared himself with Zhuang Bi, and then found out angrily.

He lost.

I lost badly.

The height is not as tall as others, and the appearance is not as handsome as others, these external things are clear at a glance.

So, he was jealous.

The school girl who dreamed of sleeping in her dreams, but now in front of him, and other little white-faced Qingqing and me, maybe I don't know how many times I have slept it.

What is the saying?

Behind every goddess you think about, there is a man who says she wants to vomit.

Jealousy drives people mad.

In such a comparison, Liu Xiao felt that her life was worse than death.

Zhuang Bi didn't take it seriously.

He ignored scolding him.

But humiliating the little tassel?

He stopped directly, then looked back at the place, and said with a grin:

"Whose crotch zipper is loose to reveal such a thing as yours?"

Liu Xiao couldn't help but be furious:

"Grandson, what did you say?"

Baili Tassel sneered and said:

"He said you were a ......!"

Zhuang Bi trembled, and quickly reached out to cover her mouth.

Little girl, are you going crazy?

With so many people, don't let yourself go.

Baili tassels were shining in their eyes, and they looked eager to try, and they were furious when they saw Zhuang Bi.

This girl, people are crazy.

hugged her soft body, and was actually trembling slightly with excitement, as if she was ready to pounce and fight with the other party at any time.

Zhuang Bi looked at each other, with obvious banter and disdain in his eyes:

"Young man, I'm going to criticize you, what's the name of your counselor? Let him report to me tomorrow. ”

Liu Xiao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly stared at Zhuang Bi:

"Who are you?"

Zhuang Bi said with a smile:

"Who do you think I look like?"

"You are actually a teacher at school, you dare to seduce students, hahaha, Baili tassel, you like to play teacher-student love? How? What kind of face have you changed? What do you want to say? Deny? It's a pity it's late! ”

Liu Xiao stared at the hundred miles of tassels excitedly and said.

Zhuang Bi is too handsome, but it is true that in terms of age, he is a few years older than Baili Tassel, and he usually treats her as a sister, so in terms of speech and behavior, he will naturally have a doting attitude.

Coupled with the fact that he was dressed cheaply, this made Liu Xiao even more sure that Zhuang Bi was a teacher who had just arrived at Xidu University.

Dating is not forbidden in college.

But teacher-student love?

Hehe.

Especially this kind of guy who just came to report, he dared to hook up with the school girl, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

In this society, the tolerance for teacher-student love is almost equal to zero.

Zhuang Bi made a look like he had said the wrong thing, stared at Liu Xiao with a gloomy face, and said:

"Boy, do you know what you're talking about?"

Liu Xiao suddenly sneered and shouted:

"Everyone, come and see, there are teachers here to seduce students."

As soon as he shouted like this, those who were shopping immediately gathered around.

In less than ten seconds, the melon-eating crowd directly centered on the four of them and formed a circle.

Liu Xiao was extremely proud, and when she looked at Zhuang Bi, she smiled very happily.

It is best to have a live broadcast and post it on the Internet.

In the audience, someone took out his mobile phone.

Now is the era of eating melons for the whole people.

The more people, the stronger Liu Xiao's desire to perform.

"Look, everyone, this guy is a teacher at Xidu University, and he actually seduces his students in broad daylight."

Liu Xiao pretended to be indignant, pointed at Zhuang Bi and Baili Tassel with a righteous face, and scolded:

"Look at the current teacher, it's really shameless. actually hooked up with his own students, and cheated students to spend money and eat soft rice, no wonder the teachers in the society are about to become rats crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats, all caused by this scum. ”

This guy is a debater on the school debate team, and his kung fu is not ordinary.

As soon as the incitement was turned over, the onlookers pointed at Zhuang Bi and began to talk about it.

Baili Tassel was so angry that he vomited blood.

Looking at the melon-eating crowd around her, she has completely reached the critical point of the outbreak.

Zhuang Bi gently hugged her waist and said in her ear:

"Don't be angry. I'll take care of it. ”

The fire in the belly of the hundred miles of tassels disappeared in an instant, and then turned his head and smiled sweetly at Zhuang Bi.

This picture was seen in the eyes of the onlookers, and it immediately caused a burst of discussion.

Zhuang Bi suddenly shouted angrily:

"You fart!"

Liu Xiao didn't expect Zhuang Biyi's voice to be so loud, and he was so frightened that he couldn't help but take two steps back.

"You...... You're just! ”

As soon as he spit out two words, Liu Xiao only felt that his chrysanthemum suddenly loosened.

Poof!!

A loud fart was released.

The onlookers were stunned for a moment.

Followed by!

Poof!

Poof!

Puff puff puff!!

The series of farts was accompanied by the sound of some kind of viscous liquid splashing.

A foul smell suddenly wafted through the air.

The girl next to Liu Xiao was the first to smell it, and her face turned pale suddenly, she retched, and she was so frightened that she covered her nose and stepped back.

A shocking scene occurred .......

Behind Liu Xiao's buttocks, there was a sudden bang, and a ball of ...... erupted Yellow Mist!

The crowd of onlookers eating melons is considered a late cucumber.

"Oh my God! What do I see? ”

"Hahaha, it's wonderful!"

"Did you take a picture? Take a quick shot, take a quick shot! ”

"Put it on the net, hurry up."

Liu Xiao only felt that five thunders hit the top.

Where am I?

What's wrong with me?

Why do you have diarrhea?

Is it in full view?

Zhuang Bi had already hugged the tassel and disappeared.

Liu Xiao wanted to die.