Chapter 145: Table Comedy

The carriage ran wildly all the way and did not dare to stop, and under Elena's instructions, it was specially looking for various sections that a single carriage could pass through but were not suitable for a batch of cavalry, plus it seemed that God was on Elena's side, after the carriage traveled out of a muddy field, the dark cloud that had always shrouded the head finally turned into a torrential downpour, turning the field that was not easy to pass into a quagmire, and Trist's cavalry chased behind, and in a blink of an eye fell into a situation of people turning over on their backs and falling into a dilemma, and even some reckless guys were directly swallowed up by this quagmire and never climbed up again.

The heavy rain also dispelled Blake's last hope of catching up with Elena and the others, and he had no choice but to go home in the face of increasing casualties and declining morale, he still had a difference with Trist, he would rather bear Trist's fury than joke with the lives of his soldiers.

Three days later, in the early morning, in the Gregorian Mountains.

"Uh......h Morning, stupid husband?" says hello to Fluttershy, rubbing her sleepy eyes, looking at the sea of clouds as she washes up.

"I said you, you can't sleep less, these days you can sleep in addition to eating, or watching the scenery on the roof of the castle, if you don't feel bored, I feel bored for you. Yunhai looks at Fluttershy speechlessly.

"You think I can't do anything right now, I can only wait here for news from Elena, I'm tired of it~" Fluttershy cries. "Hmph, when that Caterina comes back, I'll go into that Brandenburg that night, sneak into the rooms of those corrupt dignitaries, and give me a gentle ......."

Fluttershy gestures with a towel in the air.

"Come on, have you ever been to Brandenburg? Do you know where all the high-ranking officials who need to be assassinated are?" Yun Hai threw out two questions in a row.

"Uh...... It seems to be ...... Doesn't look like that...... right" Fluttershy hesitated for a long time, finally admitting honestly, "Okay, I don't know ......"

"Oh my God, I don't know how to sleep here every day, and be an assassin, you can't find your way during the day, and it's strange if you don't get lost at night!" Yun Hai held his forehead, he was completely defeated.

"Okay, okay, I didn't think I'd have to find my way to be an assassin, ahem......" Fluttershy's cheeks turned red, and she grabbed Yunhai's arm and said coquettishly, "I know that the stupid husband will take care of everything for me, right......?"

"That's it, I really don't know if you are going to be an assassin or ......me," Yun Hai sighed helplessly: "Come to my room after breakfast, and I'll tell you the results of a few days of investigation, it's really ......"

"I know that the stupid husband is the best for me~come~" Fluttershy grinned, and suddenly left a shallow lip print on Yunhai's cheek with lightning speed, and then slipped into the corner of the hallway with a chuckle like a kitten.

"This girl...... "Yunhai smirks and rubs the gift Fluttershy has left behind, looks down at the towel in his hand, shrugs his shoulders slightly, and goes to wash.

During breakfast.

"Yunhai, how comfortable you are in the West?" Although Akali is a Westerner, she has a habit of not talking during meals, but as she moves more times with Yunhai and Fluttershy, she naturally gives up this habit, especially if it is still an informal breakfast.

"In fact, in terms of climate, this place is better than many places in China, so it is very comfortable to live here, and there is nothing unaccustomed. Yun Hai reached out and took two slices of bread, a piece of bacon, and a slice of lettuce, stacked them together, and smeared some butter with a knife in the middle, and in a blink of an eye, a sandwich was quickly and standardly prepared.

"I didn't expect you to be so proficient at sandwiches in just a few days, it's amazing!" Akali said with a smile.

"This is not a difficult thing, and I think the Western diet is stronger than that of Shenzhou, especially in Tianzheng Mountain, where there is a pitiful lack of meat and vegetables, forcing me to hunt secretly to satisfy my hunger, and I will be exploited by my senior sister to take a large part, and now I have come to Europe, all kinds of bacon and ham are simply overwhelming, and every meal is very good!" Yun Hai took a bite of the sandwich gently, savoring the taste, with an intoxicated smile on his face.

"I can't say that, I've eaten some delicacies from Shenzhou, that delicious aroma, beautiful appearance, really not any Western food can compare, tsk...... I'd like to eat it again!" said Akali, who disagreed.

"Akali, you should understand this guy like this, Western food has a lot of meat, so Western food is delicious, where does this guy follow the color and flavor, purely follow the meat!" Fluttershy glanced disdainfully at the sea of clouds, who was still nibbling on a sandwich.

"That's right, whoever gives me meat to eat, I'll say which one is delicious, is there a problem!" Yun Hai straightened his neck and reached out to fork the ham on the plate with his fork.

"Hey, this is my ham, don't grab it from me!" Fluttershy says as she swings her knife and parries the fork in a skilful parry, and with a flick of her other hand, the ham is already forked onto Fluttershy's plate.

"Why is it yours? Is your name written on this ham?" Yun Hai was indignant.

"My crush is mine, including you who dare to steal meat from me!" Fluttershy glances proudly at Yunhai, then looks down and nibbles on the loot she snatched from under Yunhai's fork, ignoring him.

"......" Yunhai suddenly became angry, but he was speechless, so he had to grab a piece of bread and chew it vigorously, as if this bread was his life and death enemy.

"Ha Lu Ha ......" Rao is Akali is very determined, and she has been amused by these two guys who grab meat to eat, she saw Yun Hai's sulking appearance, pushed the meat in front of her plate forward, and said, "I don't want to eat too much meat today, I'll leave this to you." ”

"Thank you so much!" Yun Hai said and forked it directly, without even saying a word of politeness.

"Uh......h What?!" Fluttershy, who was looking down and nibbling on the ham, suddenly woke up and bit off most of the ham, decisively snatching the newborn resources, and for a moment, the noise filled the little castle again.

"Don't you have a piece of meat, why are you still grabbing it!" Yun Hai shouted that it was unfair.

"There's not too much meat, and besides, it's the meat I fancy too, it's mine!" Fluttershy looks like she's going to grab it.

"Eat, eat, be careful, I don't want you after you get fat!" Yun Hai thought in pieces, but before he could say it a second time, he felt a cold neck, and when he looked down, a dinner knife was already on his neck.

"What did you just say?" Fluttershy said in a deliberately long voice.

"Uh, nothing, I...... I mean, it's all Lady's, please, please, please......" Fluttershy stared at Fluttershy's knife for fear that it would accidentally cut her throat, so she gave up the meat race.

"Mmmm, that's pretty much it~haha~" Fluttershy nodded in satisfaction, withdrew her knife, and patted the top of Yunhai's head.

"Woo......" At this moment, Yunhai was completely out of temper, like a deflated ball, slumped on the chair, his face full of bitterness and hatred, silently gnawing on a piece of vegetables......

"Ha Lu Ha Ha ......" Not only Akali, but also several waiters next to her and the personal guards left behind by Elena were completely conquered by this scene of table comedy, and they fell back and laughed.

"Still laughing...... I'm so miserable, and I'm still laughing!" Yun Hai said weakly.

"Ha Lu Ha...... Because I can't help it......" Akali was still clutching her stomach. "Well, can anyone help him get another plate of bacon......"

A waiter responds and brings a new plate of bacon, but this time Fluttershy doesn't fight with Yunhai again, finally making Yunhai's dream of continuing to eat meat come true.

But the comedy at the dinner table doesn't seem to be over yet.

"Ahhh......h

"Hey, eat slowly, you usually let me eat slowly, why can't I even do it myself......" Akali looked at him angrily and amusedly, and reminded.

"Because I want to eat meat...... Ahh......h

"You're a little bit of a good ......," Akali shook her head and laughed, "Since you like meat so much, then you should be good enough for any of our Western delicacies, right?"

"Ahh......h Huh, what do you mean to eat?" Yun Hai swallowed the meat in his mouth, thought for a few seconds, and replied, "Actually, it's not all meat...... For example, your medium-rare steak, the one with blood all over my mouth, I will definitely have a stomach trouble after eating it, and what kind of snails, ......just think about it."

Akali finally understood, what this guy dared to love Yunhai was looking for was meat, and there was nothing else.

However, Fluttershy speaks, "I don't think it matters how cooked it is, I won't have a stomach upset after eating it anyway, and the raw meat has a better flavor......

"Yes, yes, in the eyes of your asuras, there is anything else that cannot be eaten...... "Yunhai complained mercilessly.

“...... Did you take a shower this morning?" Fluttershy asks suddenly.

"Hmm, why do you ask this?" Yun Hai was stunned, could it be that there was any smell on his body? He sniffed it, but found nothing, and he took a bath in the morning, "I washed it, what's wrong?"

"Oh...... That should be pretty clean......" Fluttershy muttered.

"It's clean, what's clean...... Is it tonight?" Yunhai can't help but think of something evil, but as it turns out, he was pitifully wrong, and Fluttershy suddenly pulls his arm over, opening her mouth to bite.