To the southwest, a distant mountain village, a small farm yard! A middle-aged man waits anxiously outside the door! There's a woman in it wailing in pain! The man said anxiously: Stable woman! Did my daughter-in-law give birth? "There was a scolding inside, you are in a hurry! You think it's an egg! Suddenly, nine dragon-shaped golden lights flew into the sky and disappeared into the roof, and a cry resounded through the small courtyard! The middle-aged man was so frightened that he sat on the ground! It just so happened that a teenager came back with firewood, and he saw this! Hurriedly put down the firewood and ran over to help, "Dad, Dad!" What's wrong with you?" "It's okay, it's okay! ”

There's a voice from inside! "Zhang Tiedan, Zhang Tiedan! Your daughter-in-law has bore you a son! Middle-aged man listened! "Really!" A teenager: "Great! I have a younger brother," the two of them surnamed Gao Cailie ran into the house! "Wow, brother, so white! White and fat! The middle-aged man grabbed Wen Po and said, "I said Wen Po!" Isn't there anything wrong with this kid? Look at my child, who was also delivered by you, he was not so white and fat when he was born, his skin was brown and yellow, not so white and fat, you can see that he will crawl! Huh! You see he still wants to stand up! It can't be some kind of youkai, right? ”

Wen Po turned her head and saw that the little guy really wanted to stand up and take two steps, but he didn't stand firm and almost fell out of bed! Fortunately, the mother-in-law is fast! Wen Po also paused for a moment, and pretended to be calm: "What is this? This kid is in good health! Zhang Tiedan, you can think of it, how can this child be a monster, such a healthy child, you will definitely touch his light in the future! I've ever met someone who was born to walk and can talk at birth? ”

Zhang Tiedan: "Really! Thank you Wen Po! Hehe...... "Wen Po:" What are you smiling at? Hurry up! Wen Po stretched out her hand. Oh, this is ten cents, thank you Wen Po, thank you Wen Po" "Okay, okay, let's go" Wen Po walked out of the courtyard door, "Ouch! With a strange word, he ran away!

There was a burst of laughter in the small courtyard! Zhang Tiedan came to his daughter-in-law's side! The honest hand stroked the daughter-in-law's face and said, "Good lady! Gave me another son! Then kiss mouth-to-mouth! "Silly laugh!

The woman smiled and said, "Bring my son over and I'll take a look!" Give our son another name! "Zhang Tiedan went to the cradle and brought their son over! Talk as you go! "Good son, good son, I am your father, she is your mother" The baby muttered, and said "Dad" in a milky voice, and called at the woman "Mother!" ”

The woman was startled and collapsed from the bed! Retreating to the corner of the room, Zhang Tiedan said: "Lady, why are you up, you need bed rest now!" Woman: "Don't come!" Are you really holding our son? Zhang Tiedan: "Yes! Yes! Lady, it's really our son! ”

The woman was frightened: "Zhang Tiedan, you don't give me nonsense, how can anyone be born to speak, I don't have that ability!" The woman looked at him again and said, "Look at him like a newborn, you see him white and fat!" Obviously like more than a year old, no wonder he will call his father, and his father is called right, so he doesn't know if his mother is right? ”

As she spoke, the woman turned frightened into angry, walked over and grabbed Zhang Tiedan's ear and said, "Okay, you Zhang Tiedan, did you secretly give birth to Widow Liu opposite?" What about our sons? As I spoke, I said that Widow Liu always came to our house to send embroidery! I thought she was good, but it turned out that she was rare with you! ”

Zhang Tiedan screamed in pain, holding his son in his hand, but he didn't dare to let go, so he had to scream and say: "Lady, lady, he wasn't so big just now, I don't know if he will get bigger in a while, and I really have nothing to do with that widow Liu!" When the woman heard this, she became even more angry, "Edit, you will continue to make it up for me."

The more he talked, the more angry he became: "Then tell me, why did Widow Liu come over to give me embroidery in a few days?" Zhang Tiedan begged: "That's because I helped her fetch firewood and water!" It's not easy for her to be a woman," the woman laughed madly: "You still ...... Help with firewood, help ...... Carry water! By the way, help her have a son? ”

The woman rolled up her sleeves and hit and kicked Zhang Tiedan's back, buttocks, and hind legs! Don't forget to scratch Zhang Tiedan's face twice! And then a stuffy headache and crying! Zhang Tiedan saw that his daughter-in-law was tossed, buried his head in looking at the child, startled, and a little bigger, and smiled heartlessly, holding the thumb of his right hand in his mouth, seeing Zhang Tiedan looking at him, he took out his thumb and called out in a milky voice, "Dad!" ”

Zhang Tiedan sat on the ground in fright, and the child actually stumbled to his feet, looking like he was two years old! Come to the woman and pull her by the hair! The woman cried and buried her head and cried: "Zhang Tiedan, if you don't give me an explanation, I'm not done with you!" Then he raised his head and saw a two-year-old child with tears in his eyes, and then this child called out "Mother!" ”

The woman was also startled, looked at Zhang Tiedan, and said lightly with tears on her face: "Zhang Tiedan, tell me honestly how long you and Widow Liu have been starting!" Actually gave birth to two? ”

Zhang Tiedan trembled and shrunk into a ball, and the woman saw that he was so afraid that he thought that he was weak-hearted, so she affirmed her thoughts even more, and shouted like crazy: "Zhang Tiedan......"

A stormy attack fell on Zhang Tiedan, his nose, eyes, mouth and face were bruised, both of them were lying on the ground panting, and the humble house was in a mess.

At this moment, a five- or six-year-old child walked up to them and squatted down, and shouted twice in front of them, "Dad, mother", the two of them suddenly came to their senses when their eyes opened, turned around and looked, and shouted: Monster! The two of them flew out of the house!

The two walked out of the house and hugged each other very affectionately, and Zhang Tiedan comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there is a husband." The woman cried and said, "Zhang Tiedan, what the hell is going on?" Where the hell did this kid come from? ”

When he spoke, he didn't forget to rub Zhang Tiedan's waist, Zhang Tiedan, who was in pain, gritted his teeth, and Zhang Tiedan said with a strange expression: "Lady, you have to believe me, this is really our son." ”

Just then, the eldest son returned. "Dad, mother! Why don't you come in? So saying, he ran into the house! The two husbands and wives wanted to stop their eldest son, but they didn't expect the eldest son to run into the house as soon as he slipped away! Then the eldest son flew out of the house!

Ouch, ouch! got up from the yard and shouted: Daddy, where did the child come from, the strength is so great, I was thrown out by him!

"What, he beat you?" The two were shocked, and the eldest son: "Dad, mother, who is he?" Did you give birth outside? The two couples were stunned for a moment, Zhang Tiedan was stunned and said, "What was born outside, wasn't it born in this house?" ”

Seeing this, the woman was no longer called Zhang Tiedan, and said, "Good husband, good husband, is this really our son?" Zhang Tiedan nodded and said, "No, I'm going to find Wen Po, he gave birth to a monster for my daughter-in-law, and I want to get back the ten cents!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Tiedan's head was slapped off by the woman! Then he said: "I said Zhang Tiedan, you actually said that I gave birth to a monster." ”

The woman who had just returned the murder immediately began to cry and said, "If you dare to go, I will die for you!" I took my son to the river together, how can I live if you go, how can I live, how can my children live! "The woman's motherhood is overflowing! Zhang Tiedan had no choice but to give up! Coaxed the woman, and then prepared to go into the house, the eldest son still had a wooden stick in his hand, saying that it was self-defense!

Just walked into the house, saw a four or five-year-old child standing in the house, the husband and wife looked at it, or couldn't help but take two steps back, thinking that after all, it was their own birth, or mustered up the courage to step forward, the child saw the husband and wife, jumped and jumped with joy, shouted Daddy, the two couples smiled awkwardly, and said: Good! Then he looked at the eldest son and then at the stick in his hand and said, "Why are you still holding a stick?" Don't scare your brother! ”

The eldest son was aggrieved in his heart, and muttered in his mouth, who is scaring whom! "This child", the couple shook their heads. "Why did it grow so much all at once" "It's okay like this, our family is not rich, but we can save a lot of food" "What are you talking about" "Haha, I'm talking nonsense! ”

The woman came out of the house and said to her eldest son, "Dog, bring your childhood clothes and give them to your brother to wear, take more, your brother is growing too fast." The eldest son muttered: I can't beat him now, and I can't beat him when I grow up! After chattering, I went to my room to look for clothes.

The mother looked at her son, how pleasing to the eye, how she liked it, and then said to Zhang Tiedan: "By the way, give our son a name!" Zhang Tiedan thought for a while and said: "The eldest son is called Goudaner, and the younger son is called Niudaner!" ”

The woman was not happy and said, "I said Zhang Tiedan, what do you want?" My son was born different, and he had to choose a nice name! Zhang Tiedan's head was flustered! poked the melon seeds in the brain, scratched and poked, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said: "When my son was born, there were nine golden lights falling on the roof, so it was called Nine Lights, just call it, Zhang Jiuguang!" ”

When the woman heard this, she said unhappily: "What Zhang Jiuguang, is it better to be a cow egg?" Nine light for a long time, the longer the light, the longer my son will have nothing, this is not good, it has to be changed! ”

Zhang Tiedan knocked on his brain again, and said with a flash of inspiration: "Seeing the nine lights, it must be the manifestation of the gods!" It's called Zhang Jiuling! ”

The woman patted her thigh and said, "This name is good, domineering and aura, quite worthy of my son." At this time, the eldest son stopped and said: "Why is my brother's name so good, no, I want to change my name!" Change your name! ”

Zhang Tiedan said: It's so big, don't change it. Who would have thought that the eldest son would not live or die, soft grinding and hard bubbles, "mother" "I have to find your father." "Daddy." looked aggrieved: "Dad, I want a name that is better than my brother's name." ”

Zhang Tiedan was angry: "What's the matter, the skin is itchy, I think you want to go to heaven?" And a better name than your brother? ”

The eldest son was stunned: "Yes, Tian, nothing is big, I will take the name of Tian, and I will be called Zhang Tian in the future." The woman was stunned and said, "Not bad! Zhang Tian, but two words are not pleasing to the ear, why don't you call it Tianjiu? "Like your brother, you have nine characters? When the eldest son heard it, "It's still a good name for my mother, and I will be called Zhang Tianjiu in the future." The woman smiled: "I just proposed, how can there be a mother to choose a name?" I don't have the right to change my name, I have to ask your father to agree, otherwise my mother will have to call you a dog! When the eldest son heard this, "Dad, you can change it for me!" As he spoke, he hugged Zhang Tiedan'er's legs. Zhang Tiedan'er saw that there was no way, and he couldn't fold his face and said: "Okay, your nickname is Goudan'er, and your big name is Zhang Tianjiu!" Eldest Son: Thank you, Dad! ”

The human world is full of monsters in a valley, and the demons worship the Demon Venerable. Demon Venerable: "Well, that's right, my Demon Clan is much stronger than before!" Recently, there have been frequent visions in the human world, and this seat is going to explore, and the right protector will go with me. "Left Protector, the Demon Cave will be handed over to you, you must protect the Demon Cave." It's the Demon Venerable. ”

A young girl in Fengminglou said to a young man with a hat: "Young master, the head of the family has sent a message, and the people from Ziyun Pavilion will also come to Feng County in the near future." The boy in the hat: "Oh? Nose is smart, isn't it? It looks like we need to clean up the family, so let's do it! Anyway, I don't have a clue now, someone came to help us find it, and I couldn't ask for it, so I could save a lot of effort. ”

At the door of the yaja cell, Hongye walked in with a man with a cloak and a dirty face, and a servant: "Miss, this is?" Hongye: "This person is a Jiangyang thief, not only robbing people's finances, but also killing people and setting fires, wanted in all counties, I didn't expect to come to my Feng County to commit a crime, I was caught, this is a repeat offender, wait a few days to take to Jiedu Mansion, show me the death row prisoner together, show me the person to live." ”

Jailer: "Don't worry, Miss, I promise I won't be able to escape." Momiji: "I'll find someone to deliver this jailer's three meals a day." The jailer was puzzled: "Miss, such a heinous prisoner still personally delivers food?" Hongye said with a little weakness: "Not only do I want to deliver it personally, but you also have to serve him!" Jailer: "Why?" Miss. Red Leaf said serious nonsense: "He is the key criminal of Lord Assassin Shi, he stole the treasure of Lord Assassin's family, but we can't let him be wronged in this, in case he can't think about it, we can't explain!" Maybe you'll be blamed by Lord Assassin. Jailer: "Yes, yes, what the eldest lady said is very true, this kid must know that he is dead, but he can't die here, otherwise our brothers will not be able to get out of it, we must take good care of it, if we really can't think about it, it will be difficult to do." ”