Yan Yu said to the soldier: "You belong to me now, don't worry, just play for two days, I'll let you come back, don't be afraid, what about my bodyguard?" The sergeant was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he kept shaking. Yan Xiong: "You two protect my sister, and my sister has to meet any needs." Two sergeants: "No." Yan Yu: "Come with me, huh?" He couldn't seem to move his feet, so he escorted me to my medical tent. The military was so frightened that he sat directly on the ground. Sergeant: "No." As soon as he arrived at the big tent, Yan Yu said: "Hang him up for me first." Sergeant: "Miss, it's hard to hang a person on top of this military account, and it's easy to collapse the military account." Yan Yu: "Well, indeed, tie him up and throw him aside, in fact, I'm still very kind, I won't do anything to him, just play." "The two sergeants have black lines on their faces." But he still echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, the eldest lady is kind." Yan Yu nodded with satisfaction and said, "Well, you make me a big three-legged wooden frame, leave a hole above the tripod that can cross the rope, this girl has a wonderful use, a strong long rope, a short rope, and then carry the big hanging knife used to cut off the head." Sergeant: "There are no big hanging knives in the barracks." "Yan Yu: I said that your military camp is not even as good as the local government, you can have any knife, as long as you drop it, you can kill him.

Hearing this, a voice rang out: "Help, help!" General, I want to see the General. Yan Yu: "Quick, gag him for me, take off his armor, tie me up, blindfold me again, and bring me all the things." Sergeant: "No"

In a blink of an eye, the sergeant came in with the guy and said, "Miss, this wooden frame is already outside the tent." Yan Yu: "Bring it in." "Sergeant: Carry it in." Hard! Hard. "Yan Yu: Why is it so slow, Yan Yu, drinking tea leisurely. Sergeant: The eldest lady is in a hurry, you, you, and you, have demolished this half for me. Ding ding, Yan Yu: "What are you doing?" How to tear down my tent, stop and stop me! Sergeant: "The eldest lady will be fine immediately, continue to dismantle it for me." Yan Yu came over with tea and took a sip of tea sprayed on the sergeant's face, and several sergeants also stopped moving, Yan Yu: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Sergeant: "It's okay, it's okay, the eldest lady will be okay right away, go on, go on!" Yan Yu: "Don't bother the big brothers, it's good outside, it's good outside." "Sergeant: Listen to the eldest lady, just put it outside.

Yan Yu sighed, and muttered in a strange yin and yang breath in his mouth: It is estimated that it will have to be carried out if it is carried in, it is higher than my big tent, it has ruined where I live, why are the people around my brother so stupid. The sergeant saw this: What did you say, Miss? We didn't hear clearly, we couldn't follow orders, and we asked the eldest lady to be louder. Yan Yu: Ahem, big brothers, Yan Yu is saying that this wooden frame is really tall and big, Yan Yu is really satisfied.

Sergeant: "According to the order of the eldest lady, I waited to go into the mountains to cut wood, specially selected, and made this wooden frame, I am afraid that the eldest lady will not be satisfied, now I can rest assured!" Yan Yu was entangled in his heart, he just wanted to get a wooden frame that could hang him up, but he didn't want this group of sergeants to get a wooden frame that could hang ten of him together, and he couldn't think of it if he didn't want to be high-profile, he felt that he was easy to get off the horse and difficult to get on, so he said: Brothers, please put this wooden frame in a spacious place, it's too narrow here." Sergeant: Don't worry, Miss, I'll know a place, it's very spacious, and I'll come back to greet Miss when it's ready, lift it up and follow me.

Yan Yu: "Okay, good... Thank you, big brothers! Yan Yu felt a little worried, and walked in to drink tea. A quarter of an hour later, a sergeant came in and said, "Miss, everything is ready." Yan Yu got up and said, "Okay, I'll go and take a look, show him to me!" Sergeant: "No." "Yan Yu, as he walked, he suddenly felt that this road was becoming more and more familiar, and a name came to mind from his mind, and he pointed to Jiangtai and said to himself: Don't play so big, right?"

Sergeant: Miss, please go quickly, everyone is waiting for you? Yan Yu: Okay, okay. The barracks also became lively, "Have you heard?" The eldest lady is going to Dianjiangtai to play with people" "I heard that someone has offended the eldest lady, and the eldest lady is going to clean him up at Dianjiangtai" "Have you heard? The eldest lady is going to chop the person who offended him, and took a big big knife" "Go and see, "Go and see" Those soldiers who have no tasks, recruits who have completed training, Zhang Tianjiu: I don't know which one is more beautiful than Yan Yu and this eldest lady, I heard that her brother is also a general, I will also take a look. "Zi Yan, go out for a walk with me" "Okay" "Miss, Miss, I want to go too" "Let's go together" "Thank you, Miss" General, Zi Yan, and Xiao Tian walked out of the big tent, "Go and see the eldest lady playing with people" "Go, go quickly" "Go, you can't see it if you go late" Why is the barracks so chaotic, General: Stop, what happened? A sergeant stopped and said: I heard that the eldest lady is playing with people in Dianjiangtai! General: Nonsense, just nonsense, take me there. Sergeant: "No." ”

Yan Yu arrived at the point and said, "Are all my things ready?" Sergeant: "It's all here, Miss." Yan Yu pointed to a big knife and said, "This is?" Sergeant: "The eldest lady wants to find someone who can kill as soon as she lands, this knife is the most suitable!" Yan Yu said embarrassedly: "Hey, heh, cough, okay!" "Not bad, not bad! Sergeant: Miss, these are the two ropes you wanted, how to do it and wait for orders. Yan Yu: "Put the short rope through the tripod and hang the big knife for me, and then go up, down, look at the height, this landing rope must be controlled until the knife falls about two inches on this kid, don't really kill this kid." This pulls up the rope and pulls me to the highest. ”

What is this eldest lady doing?" "What does he do?" It's good to watch the play" Many sergeants and many idle generals came here, Zhang Tianjiu squeezed into the crowd and said: "This is the general's platform?" Hey! That eldest lady is as good as my Yan Yu's figure! It caused a burst of disdain from everyone. The sergeant tinkered for a while and said uncertainly: "Miss, how many inches are two, give an accurate number." Yan Yu saw that the sergeant was tinkering for a long time and said angrily: "You have to count accurately, yes, you can't play this kid to death, you lie down." The sergeant was shocked: "Miss? As he spoke, he prepared to run away. Yan Yu said to the sergeant next to him: Press him down for me. Sergeant next to him: "No." The sergeant: "No! Miss, there will be a death. The sergeant next to him pressed the sergeant on it and said, "Don't move." ”

Yan Yu said on the side: "A little lower, okay, fix the rope, tie it strongly, and hit a few more iron nails, see if there is any, this distance is two inches." The sergeant's eyes kept staring at the hanging broadsword and grinned, "Yes, yes." Yan Yu: "Bring the long rope." "Tied to the broadsword as it is, the tie is strong, this end passes through the middle footstand and then pulls the broadsword up for me, and the extra rope is tied to the point platform. The sergeant at the door watched the big knife slowly rise, and finally the big knife reached the top of the bottom of the wooden frame, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Miss, can you let me go?" Yan Yu: "Well, it's a good performance......" Before he finished speaking, suddenly the big knife fell down violently, and he screamed in extreme fright, "Ah! The sergeant looked at the falling big knife with round eyes, and the extreme visual impact was extremely shocking, and the heart-rending cry spread throughout the entire Dianjiangtai, and a pool of liquid flowed out of my lower body! The generals in the audience were in an uproar, and the troops discussed, "This is too scary" and "It won't kill anyone." ”

Zhang Tianjiu: Ruthless than my Yan Yu. Another burst of disdain sounded, Yan Yu: "What's the matter?" Sergeant: "I'm sorry! Miss, just slipped your hand. Yan Yu: "Can you pull and tie up alone?" The two of you pull one and tie the other, and the tie is strong! Two sergeants: "No." Yan Yu: "Quickly take him back to the barracks to change his clothes, be embarrassed, and bring that kid over by the way!" ”

In the blink of an eye, a sergeant who was tied up without a sergeant's armor was brought over! Yan Yu: Take off his blindfold. "Hmm" Yan Yu: You played me last time and had a great sense of accomplishment! Bring him over and put him under a big knife, and this girl will cut off his head today. "Hmm" "Miss, it's been placed" Yan Yu: Let go of his mouth and pour fire oil. Sergeant next to him: "No." A wooden basin of oil was poured out on the sergeant who was tied up with five flowers, and the sergeant was poured half a bucket of oil. The sergeant shouted: "Help, Help, General!" Then he wept bitterly and regretted it.

Yan Yu was almost angry, Yan Yu said: Pour it here and here. He pointed to the section of the long rope that was tied to it. Sergeant: Miss, you're out of gas. Yan Yu: Then don't go back and get it! Sergeant: "No"

Yan Yu: Wait, oil is scarce and can't be wasted, so take off the armor for me. Sergeant: "Miss? Yan Yu: "Take it off for me" Sergeant: "No." After the sergeant took off his armor, there was only a single coat left, Yan Yu stepped forward and tore off a large piece of cloth on the sergeant who was only single, walked to the sergeant who was tied up under the knife and said: Don't cry, don't cry, I'll wipe your face." "Miss! "Good, it's going to be over soon, my head has a big scar, and I'm still a hero in my next life"

Which one do you say to play first, let's land the big sword and the burning rattan armor army, and the two of them can play together? After saying that, he walked to the head of the rope, hung a cloth full of oil on the rope, lit the rope with fire, and burned it. Five-flower tied sergeant: "Dad, mother, child is not filial, can't go home to serve the second elder, the son will be a cow and a horse in the next life and then repay your kindness for raising you" At this time, the general, Ziyan, and Xiao Tian arrived! General: "Yan Yu, nonsense, it's nonsense, stop quickly, do you really want to kill someone?" Yan Yu: "Brother, I won't kill him, just playing, don't worry." General: "But it can't be here, what is this place, this is Dianjiangtai, do you know where Dianjiangtai is?" ”

Yan Yu: "Brother, you said that you won't stop me." "General: "You ......" The quarrel was not over, and suddenly the rope was burned, and a large knife fell, and it landed on the tip of the sergeant's nose more than an inch and two inches away! "Ahh Ahh I fainted! The rope that burned at the end followed the inertia, fell down and ignited the oil, felt the fire burning, and woke up at once, and then two buckets of cold water were poured on it. "Ah, Mommy," the sergeant cried out for a while, and rolled away from the place by rolling on the ground. The general hurriedly said: "Come and take a look, and untie him quickly." The sergeant who went: "General, I have loosened the tie, but I am dizzy again." ”

The general breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Take it down and take care of it." "No" General: Nonsense, nonsense is simply nonsense. Yan Yu grimaced: "I don't have to play, I'm back to the camp!" "General: You......

In the border barracks, a sergeant said: Doctor Yan is tough. "I'm scared to death", "When you see the eldest lady in the future, you have to keep a low profile", "Don't offend the eldest lady", "I'd rather offend the general than be beaten with a military stick"

In the small courtyard of the Zhang family in Riverside Village, a white light appeared at the gate of the courtyard, and Yuan Hua said, "Is the sister-in-law of the Zhang family here?" Who! Zhang Wang came out of the house and said. Look up: "Oops! Yes sir, you are here, sir, please be seated. Zhang Wang moved a chair over. He said, "Sir, wait a minute, I'll make you tea." Yuan Hua: "Don't bother! Woman: "Don't bother, don't bother, Zhang Tiedan, Mr. is here, come out to accompany Mr., Jiuling, Mr. is here, come out and accompany Mr." ”

Zhang Tiedan: "What, Mr. is here, Jiuling, hurry, let's go out quickly." ”

After a while, Zhang Tiedan and Xiao Jiuling walked out. Zhang Tiedan said happily: "Sir, you are finally here, we are all thinking about Mr!" Xiao Jiuling: "Mr. is here this time, so I want to accompany Jiuling well." Yuan Hua arched his hand: "Brother Lao Zhang is worried." He looked at Xiao Jiuling with a smile and said, "Okay, this time, Mr. and I, I will stay longer." ”

Xiao Jiuling said happily: "Great, having Mr. with me, it's not boring." Zhang Tiedan laughed and said: This kid, is Daddy so boring?"

After a few cold words, they began to eat tea, and after gossiping, Xiao Jiuling insisted on pulling Yuanhua to the market to play. After eating the sugar gourd, he took Yuanhua to buy brown sugar crisp, and the two spent an afternoon in the market, seeing that it was about to get dark! Xiao Jiuling tilted his little head and said, "Sir, sir, let's go back?" It's too late, my mother will scold me. ”

Yuan Hua: "Oh, Mr. forgot the way back, what can I do?" Xiao Jiuling said with a look of contempt: "Mr. really has a bad memory, fortunately Jiuling remembers, Jiuling leads the way for Mr!" Yuanhua: "Ah, well, good! Yuan Hua pointed his finger and cast a blinding method in front of him. Xiao Jiuling took Yuanhua to the dark, but he couldn't get out! Yuan Hua: "What's wrong?" Jiuling, have you arrived home? Xiao Jiuling: "Sir, Jiuling seems to have forgotten the way home!" Yuan Hua: "Then how can you do that?" ”

Xiao Jiuling: "Jiuling doesn't know what to do?" Jiu Ling is so scared, woo woo woo ...... "Yuanhua: "Jiu Ling doesn't cry, sir come and think of a way, Jiu Ling or we will stay here for one night, and find a way home tomorrow!" Xiao Jiuling didn't care about being scolded by his mother, and said, "Everything is up to Mr. ”