Pretend to be Aunt Yan again
Yan Yu came to the training ground and saw several officers and said, "How are they doing?" Officer: "General Hui, these five people are extremely talented, and the subordinate officer observes that they can already cut five parts in five breaths." Yan Yu: "Okay, General Ben personally watched the assessment." Officer: It's the general, you come here, now start the assessment, this is fifty straw men, ten each, you only need to use the dagger in your hand, cut off five parts of the straw man, you are qualified, start! There was a sound of mowing grass, and the five people completed ten straw men each in about thirty breaths.
Yan Yu walked out and said, "The five of you come with me, and the five of you followed Yan Yu to a big tent, and there were five tables in the big tent, and on each of the five tables were human skin masks, various disguise items, and a large box with various costumes.
Yan Yu said: "This is the disguise technique, this is your last training" Other military fighting, fighting, you all have to learn in the army, you don't need to learn, I will teach you the disguise technique, after speaking, Yan Yu took off his helmet! Zhanbo: Wow, it's so beautiful! Jiang Jie: So many days of hard work have not been in vain! Murong Ba: "Is it her?" Ma Liang: "So she's so moving. Zhang Tianjiu: "I'll go, Yan Yu, it's really Yan Yu, Yan Yu, your brother is really a general?" Yan Yu: "Shut up and study hard!" Everyone saw that it was a beautiful woman who studied very seriously, and Zhang Tianjiu saw that Yan Yu worked harder, and he couldn't let Yan Yu look down. After two months of study, everyone mastered the means of disguise, cross-dressing, and different voices.
Yan Yu saw that everyone said that he had mastered it, so he said: "Now for the assessment, each of you needs to disguise yourself as five different people, trick them into coming to me, and you can't be recognized, this is a bit difficult." Of course, you can also do this, to avoid suspicion in the army, the five of you can dress up as five different people to trick five people into coming to me five times, and I will set the list of personnel! Which one do you choose? ”
The five of them discussed: "Pick the second one, right?" Twenty-five times in the first army is too difficult, it's okay to say in the front, it's difficult in the back! Okay, let's pick the second one! Yan Yu: "Okay, the five people are, the first, any instructor in the training ground, the second, the general Yan Xiong, and the third, my sister-in-law's personal maid Xiaoyu." Fourth, my sister-in-law. The fifth, myself, tricked me into finding my eldest brother. ”
Everyone: "What? "It's not good to lie to the general?" "And the general's wife" "The key is to lie to you in the end, it's too difficult?" "How are we going to live in the future?" Yan Yu: You forgot, you have changed your face, and others don't know you! "Yes, yes, yes, then I'll do it" "I'll do it too" "I have no opinion......" Yan Yu: "Okay, the assessment begins, you guys go!" "Five people left.
Zhanbo: "This, which one shall we get first?" The officers are too simple to exclude. "Murong Ba: Let's start small, it's easy to deal with small! Zhang Tianjiu: "I think it's too easy to be small, so it's better to start with the big one first." Jiang Jie: "I still think women are easy to deceive, especially beautiful women!" Let's take the general's wife first. Ma Liang: "I still think that starting from a young age, starting with Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu is the maid of the general's wife, and it is the best and most difficult to get it." Murong Ba: "How do you say it?" ”
Ma Liang: "Maids are generally born in humble people, and if they are powerful, it is generally difficult to get it. In the barracks, she is not like that, if she is put last, she is suspicious, and it is also the most difficult to deceive, she doesn't care about anything, she is just a subordinate, she doesn't care about any dignity rules, and she also needs the general's wife to support her. Zhanbo: "Then what can be done to trick her?" Everyone thought for a while and there was no suitable way, and Tianjiu suddenly remembered that in the Cuihong Mansion, "Yes Yan Yu, Aunt Yan." "What Aunt Yan" "Is there a way?" ”
Zhang Tianjiu: I used to know this Xiaoyu, who used to be called Xiaotian, but I don't know why I changed my name. "She used to have a lot of respect for a half-aged, and if I pretend to be her, haha, yes, just pretend to be her. All you need to do is the sergeant escort me so that Xiao Tian can see me, and I'll take care of the rest. ”
The five of them nodded, "Okay, good", "This errand is good!" "Yes, yes, yes", "As soon as she shows up, we'll take you over!" Zhang Tianjiu pretended to be Aunt Yan, and the four sergeants followed and pretended to pass by the general's wife's tent. Zhang Tianjiu saw Xiao Tian: "Xiao Tian." ”
Xiao Tian suddenly heard someone calling him, and the voice was very familiar, and he turned around cordially to see that it was his beloved Aunt Yan and said happily: "Aunt Yan, Aunt Yan, you are back." "Murong Ba: Who are you? Dodge, I will take this person to the special training general, and deal with it after listening.
Oda: "What are you fierce?" I'm the general's wife's personal maid, you all give me honesty, if you offend me, you can't eat and walk around, Aunt Yan, what's going on? Haven't you gone home to spend your old age in peace? Didn't your biological son pick you up? ”
Zhang Tianjiu, I don't know the real relationship between this and them, I only know that Xiao Tian respects her very much, so he used the voice change technique to say: "Lao Sheng can't be idle, go back to the barracks to see, Lao Sheng washes and makes beds for special training generals every day, boils tea and pours water, beats his back and rubs his shoulders, she thinks that Lao Sheng's tea skills are not good, and his clothes are not clean, so she wants to pull Lao Sheng over to be whipped, and Lao Sheng's life is probably going to be explained there." ”
Oda: "Ah! What? Aunt Yan, why did you give her a presenter? Flogging, what? Aunt Yan, she dares to beat you? Tianjiu changed his voice and said, "Xiao Tian, was Aunt Yan kind to you before?" Xiaolian: "Aunt Yan, of course it's good for Xiaolian, if it weren't for Aunt Yan... Whining... hugged Zhang Tianjiu and cried! Murong Ba whispered: "Talent" The rest of the people whispered, "Cow", "It's amazing to make people cry", "It's so talented, just a few words to let the beauty throw herself into her arms!" ”
Zhang Tianjiu also patted Xiaolian's back, touched her head and said, "Don't cry, don't cry, you will accompany Aunt Yan over later, and help Aunt Yan dry her clothes by the way, Aunt Yan is afraid that she will not have the strength to dry her clothes after being whipped." As soon as Xiao Tian heard this, he immediately let go and said, "What, he, he is really unfilial, Aunt Yan, you are waiting for me to find Miss to call the shots for you." After Xiao Tian finished speaking, he cried and rushed into the big tent, Zhang Tianjiu: "No, this, you can go with me." ”
Ma Liang: "What's going on?" Zhang Tianjiu: "It's estimated that you're going to have to go through the goofs, who said that the maid is the easiest?" Murong Ba: "Then what are you waiting for?" Let's slip away! Zhanbo: "Yes, yes, yes", "The five of them are gone." Oda: "Miss,... Ziyan: "Xiao Tian? What happened? Why are you crying? Oda told him about it. Ziyan: What did you say? Whining... My poor Aunt Yan... This liar! Oda: ... Whining... Miss, I said a long time ago that the general may not be filial, but I didn't expect him to be really unfilial. Zi Yan rushed out of the big tent at once, "What about people?" Xiao Tian also came out: "Miss,... Whining... Miss, Aunt Yan was taken away by them. ”
Ziyan: "... Woo..., my poor Aunt Yan! Yan Xiong said that Aunt Yan had already let her son go back to provide for her, and also said that he had given Aunt Yan five hundred taels of gold for her to enjoy her old age in peace, but he didn't expect her old man to be here... "Miss, don't cry, let's go to the general and let them go." ”
Zi Yan: "Okay, let's go!" As soon as the two started, Zi Yan stopped. Oda: "What's wrong, miss." Ziyan: "No, let's go find Yan Xiong, Aunt Yan must have been beaten, and Aunt Yan can't be injured." Oda: "Miss, what should I do?" Zi Yan: "In this way, let's go over and protect Aunt Yan first." ”
Oda: "Okay, good! Zi Yan turned to the big tent guard and said, "You go and tell Yan Xiong that if you don't want to collect the corpses of her wife and her own children, you will come to the special training general tent." The guard was startled, and then turned and left.
Yan Yu was in the special training tent, drinking tea and knocking melon seeds. At this moment, a voice came from outside the tent. "Aunt Yan, Aunt Yan." Seeing the two women coming in, Yan Yu opened her mouth wide, thinking to herself, it's over, it's a goof, they found out that I am Aunt Yan, what should I do, by the way, I won't admit it. So he said, "I'm not!" Zi Yan stepped forward and asked, "Where did you get Aunt Yan?" Xiao Tian: "Miss, then it goes without saying, I must have beaten Aunt Yan and dried my clothes." ”
Ziyan said with a crying voice: "What, you, you really beat her, and after the beating, you let Aunt Yan do rough work, I fought with you." Zi Yan pinched Yan Yu's neck! Ziyan: "Yan Yu, today is either you die or I die." He pinched Yan Yu to the ground in one fell swoop. Yan Yu: "Ahem, ahem, I, I really don't know what's going on?" ”
Oda: "Miss, she's pretending to be garlic." Zi Yan cried: "Where is Aunt Yan?" Where is Aunt Yan? "Like crazy! Pinch hard. Yan Yu really felt that he was dying. With the last of his strength, he said, "I... Say..., put... hand..."
Zi Yan let go of her hand tremblingly, and said with a disgraced face: "Say, say quickly..."Yan Yu, her throat hurt so badly, she quickly poured a cup of tea and drank it! When Zi Yan saw it, she shouted like crazy: "Ah! I overturned the café in one fell swoop! Ziyan: "You, do you want to talk about it?" ”
Yan Yu didn't have time to think about anything, he just wanted to get out as soon as possible, so he said, "I, I said, I sent her back to his son." Oda: "You're talking nonsense, I saw him just now." Yan Yu: "What?" Just now, how could this be? Oda: "Why not?" "Yan Yu thought about it, I didn't disguise, yes, disguise, disguise, disguise, it's a bastard these days, what did they say to them, Zhang Tianjiu, only Zhang Tianjiu of the five of them knew Xiao Tian before I saw it, this bastard. Zi Yan shouted like crazy: "Do you say it or not? ”
Yan Yu: I really sent her home, and I'll bring her and her son over tomorrow to show you! Oda: "We're going to see it now, take us there." "Ziyan: Yes, yes, take us there. Yan Yu: "Now, this, this." Xiao Tian: "Miss, you see her spitting, maybe, Aunt Yan has been killed by her, and she is already in the wilderness,... Whining... Miss! ”
Yan Yu had a strange look of grievance, this Xiaolian, no, this Xiaoyu must have offended her in her previous life!
Zi Yan was crazy: "Ah! I'll kill you. Yan Yu shouted as he ran: "Help!" Xiao Tian: "I stand at the exit, you don't want to escape from the big tent, miss, strangle her, and avenge Aunt Yan." Yan Yu shouted and shouted: "Xiao Tian, you are asking your miss to kill someone, you are harming your miss." ”
Xiao Tian seemed to be a little sober, and after thinking about it, he grabbed Ziyan and said, "Miss, you can't kill her, you guard." Yan Yu just breathed down, Xiao Tian: "Miss, let me strangle her, so that the general won't do anything to you, I'm just a subordinate." Yan Yu was instantly dumbfounded and opened his mouth wide.
Ziyan: "Xiao Tian, don't stop me, you want to die together." Yan Yu ran to the side and said, "You are all accomplices, you will all die." Zi Yan was stunned for a moment and said, "Xiao Tian, are you afraid of death?" Xiao Tian: "I'm afraid, but for Aunt Yan's sake, Xiao Tian is not afraid." Ziyan: "Then we will exchange two lives for one life for her, and I must kill you today." ”
Yan Yu: "Help! Aggrieved escaped, circling around the fallen café. Yan Yu: "You, don't come here!" Ziyan: "Xiao Tian, you go over there." Oda: "Okay, Miss! The two of them caught Yan Yu with a pack of super bags! ”
Yan Yu: "Help! Zi Yan grabbed Yan Yu's neck and pinched him to death. At this time, Yan Xiong happened to come in and see this scene, two women pressed their sister, and one woman pinched her sister's neck, and her sister would be strangled to death immediately.
went up and pulled away the woman who pinched her sister and slapped her hand, the woman was knocked to the ground, and when she saw that it was her own wife, she stayed in place!
The woman sat on the ground and hugged her head and cried, with five clear finger prints on her face. Xiao Tian rushed over and hugged Ziyan and said: General, how can you hit Miss. Yan Xiong: "I, I didn't see it clearly!" Ziyan cried and said, "Xiao Tian, let's leave here and go back to the old house in the countryside." Xiaoyu cried and said, "Miss, let's go, let's go back and pack our things, no matter where you go?" I'm with you! Yan Xiong: "This, what happened?" Xiao Yu helped Zi Yan to walk towards her big tent. Yan Xiong: Someone! The two sergeants walked into the big tent and said: "General" Yan Xiong: You quickly lead the team to surround the general's wife's big tent, without my military order, no one can leave half a step! Two sergeants: "No." ”
Yan Xiong saw that his sister who had escaped death was still on the ground, and he didn't go over to help, but just said to his sister: "Clean up, come to my Chinese army tent, I need an explanation." "Leave with that! Yan Yu: "Ahem, ahem." "I got up, I don't know if I was angry or angry, I wanted to be angry, I wanted to be angry but there was nowhere to vent, after all, they were embarrassed for their other self. Suddenly crying and laughing, there were tears in his eyes, he used a false identity to have someone who really cares about himself, and he was almost killed by someone who really cares about himself just now, he deceived the other party first, and he couldn't really blame the other party, no matter what the identity is, the love between the three of them is true, everything seems to be self-inflicted.