A tear

The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes: "Are there any recommended disciples to come and sign up?" The disciple said respectfully, "Elder, no one has come to sign up. The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade: "Why haven't you come yet?" You continue to keep watch, and if anyone signs up to come and tell you. Disciple: "Yes, Elder." ”

Tianjiu of Tianjian City, Tang Mingming, and Hao Yanran were eating in a restaurant for Tianxianglou, "Come, Brother Tianjiu, have a drink, forget today's unpleasantness." "Tianjiu drank it all, and the wine passed three rounds and the dishes were five flavors. Tang Mingming: "Brother Tianjiu, I want to ask you for a favor, I don't know if Brother Tianjiu is willing to help me." Tianjiu: "Tell me about it, if you can help me, you will definitely help." Tang Mingming: "I sat in the village to open a gambling game in the assessment field, and I lost all the money brought out by my family, so I want to borrow some from the Tianjiu brothers, and then I will return it to you with interest." ”

Tianjiu: "What should I do, how much do you want to borrow?" Tang Mingming compared five in his hand, and Tianjiu Yihui instantly took out a large stack of shadow tickets and counted fifty thousand taels. Tang Mingming looked at a large stack of movie tickets, his eyes widened, how rich is this? Tang Mingming: "Brother Tianjiu, I actually said five hundred taels. Tianjiu was stunned: "Why are you so timid to borrow money?" Five hundred taels are you embarrassed to open your mouth to borrow?" Tang Mingming sighed: "It's still the Tianjiu brothers who are heroic, and I will follow the Tianjiu brothers in the future, Hao Wenrou." Hao Wenrou: "What does the young master command?" Tang Mingming: "In the future, I will recognize the Tianjiu brothers as the boss, and you must respect the Tianjiu brothers as much as I do in the future." Hao Wenrou: "It's the young master." ”

Half an hour later, the three of Tianjiu and his party came to the assessment site again, Tang Mingming: "Brother Tianjiu, why are you still here?" Tianjiu: "I still want to try." Tang was obviously puzzled. Tianjiu took out a token and wanted to ask someone, but he happened to see that the enrollment point began to recruit again, but it was written that only internal recommendations were recruited.

Tianjiu was overjoyed, took out the sign and said, "May I ask if this is to recruit internal disciples?" "Recruit the young man and hurriedly say: Yes, yes, someone has finally come, you wait a minute, I will go and ask the elders."

At tea time, an old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade appeared: "It's you?" Tianjiu was stunned, isn't this to get rid of his old man? Tianjiu arched his hand: "Excuse me." "Turn around and leave.

The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade: "Wait, leave the token, I'll give you a chance to join." Tianjiu was unhappy: "No need, if you want a token, 20,000 taels to redeem." The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade was furious: "Twenty thousand taels is worth a place for this token, not the actual price of the token, since you don't want to enter the Heavenly Sword Mountain, the token should be withdrawn." Tianjiu: "Then I use this token to enter Tianjian Mountain, which peak and which hall do I enter?" The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes: "Originally, you could have entered the Law Enforcement Hall directly, but due to your previous performance, you can only start as a handyman from the outer gate to sharpen your heart, and this is also your only chance." The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes: "With a condensation and a grasp of his right hand, the token in Tianjiu's palm was grabbed in the air." Tianjiu: "You ......"

The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade took out a sign with the words handyman written on it and threw it on the admissions table and said, "If you think about it one day, you will enter Tianjian Mountain with this card, and someone will take you to report." After saying that, he turned around and left.

Tianjiu: "Tianjian Mountain, with people like you, it's okay not to enter." Tang Mingming: "This, Tianjian Mountain is too bullying, if you don't recruit, you won't recruit, and let the Tianjiu brothers give them miscellaneous labor." After saying that, he smiled evilly, thinking in his heart that since this is the case, I will also find some stimulation for Tianjian Mountain, and see how Tianjian Mountain is character, not too much, right?

When night fell, a masked young man suddenly appeared next to the mountain gate of Tianjian Mountain, took out a piece of incense in his arms and lit it, and the guards of the mountain gate snored like thunder after dozens of breaths.

Early the next morning, two old men played against each other in the backyard of Tianjian Mountain Medicine Hall, and an old man in a cyan cloud embroidered brocade robe said, "Haha, I won again." An old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes was unconvinced and said: Come again." The old man in the blue cloud embroidered brocade looked up and saw tears in the corners of the eyes of the old man in the purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes, and said strangely: I said Lao Zhang, don't you just lose two games of chess, you will cry your nose." The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes: "Who is crying nose, you are talking nonsense?" The cyan cloud embroidered old man: "You still say no, you touch your eyes." The purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes always touched the periphery of his eyes, and sure enough, there were tears. At this time, the cyan cloud embroidery old man was shocked and said, I didn't lose, why did I cry with it?"

At this time, a disciple of Heavenly Sword Mountain hurriedly came and said, "Master, it's not good, the entire disciples of Heavenly Sword Mountain are crying for no reason, the head wants you to go and see what the reason is?" The old man in the blue cloud embroidered brocade robe: "What? The entire Heavenly Sword Mountain is in tears?"

Time flies, and the head of Tianjian Mountain: "Can you see what's going on?" The old man in the blue cloud embroidered brocade robe: "Senior brother in charge, if you are not mistaken, this should be a tear." The head: "A tear, what a tear?"

The old man in the blue cloud embroidered brocade clothes: "The ancestor of the Hundred Poison Gate was created, and the antidote method was announced, which is the first poison in the mortal world, and it is also the most wasteful medicine. Boss: "That's fine." ”

At this time, Zhang Mingming, Zhang Tianjiu, and Hao Wenrou were walking on the streets of Tianjian City, and saw several disciples of Tianjian Mountain passing by with tears. Tianjiu said strangely: "Something happened to Tianjian Mountain, crying so sadly." Tang Mingming smiled evilly: "Maybe their relatives have passed away."

The group continued to wander around and saw more than a dozen waves of Heavenly Sword Sect disciples, and these disciples had tears in their eyes. Tianjiu: "Why are they all so sad?" Could it be that their relatives have all died?" Zhang Mingming said with a smile: "Maybe their head has passed away!" Tian Jiu nodded, and only this explanation was reasonable.

Tianjian Mountain collects the tears of lovers and couples, but it is useless, the old man: "How can this be that Tianjian Mountain actually has the most affectionate and beloved people." The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes: "The senior brother and the senior sister in charge are in love, and they are in love at the right time." The old man in the blue brocade robe: "Yes, yes, yes, go and find the senior brother and sister in charge." ”

In the blink of an eye, the second elder found the master, and the head said weakly: "Senior sister is in retreat, don't disturb her, Tianjian Mountain can't find it, you can go to Tianjian City to find it first." The cyan cloud embroidery old man saw the clue and said, "Yes, senior brother, it's me who is abrupt." The old man in the purple cloud embroidered brocade didn't know: "Senior brother in charge, senior sister, she was still shopping yesterday, why did she retreat today?" As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came out, "Who said I was in retreat?" An old girl dressed in a brown cloud-embroidered brocade dress with tears on her face appeared. The old man in purple brocade was overjoyed, and the old man with blue cloud embroidery had black lines on his face, and the head of the house also looked embarrassed.

The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes said, "Senior sister, you're here, it's great." Lao Niu: "What's so good, I don't know what sad things I remember, I always cry, I can't stop crying." The boss: "It's okay, it's okay, if you're sad, you should go back to the house to rest, and I'll send you into the house." The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade: "Great, senior sister, you have a tear." Old girl: "A tear, what a tear?" The old man in purple brocade: "A tear is a kind of poison, you need the tears of your loved ones as medicine, you can drink water and take it. Now the entire Tianjian Mountain is waiting for the senior brother and sister in charge to save their lives, please ask the senior sister and senior brother to save Tianjian Mountain with tears. ”

Old girl: "It's too simple, I'm just in tears now." The old girl found a small bowl and made a few tears, and then looked at the master, who was helpless, sighed, and thought: I hope it will be useful, after all, I have loved her before. Old girl: "What are you ashamed of, everyone else is waiting in a hurry!" The boss also made a few tears, and the old girl also touched a drop with her fingers on the boss's face, put it in her mouth and took a sip, and took a sip with her fingers on her face. The expression is very happy. ”

Half an hour later, "How is this possible, the tears of the senior brother and the senior sister will not work." The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade said suspiciously. The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade clothes: "Lao Zhang, I think you are lacking in heart, didn't you see that the senior brother in charge just changed the law and let us leave?" The old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade: "Is there one?" The old man in the blue cloud embroidered brocade robe: "Hurry up and go out to find tears, and you'd better hide away when you see the senior brother in charge." When the old man in purple cloud embroidered brocade heard this, he immediately panicked: "Okay, I'll send someone down the mountain to find the tears of love." ”

At this time, the head of the house, the head of the house: "Senior sister, listen to me, I love you." Old girl: "You're still lying to me." The two chased and fled, and suddenly the sword light swept wildly, and the sword qi flew sideways. Everyone on Heavenly Sword Mountain was shocked.

"Get out of the way, just put it here." A group of Tianjian Mountain disciples with tears pulled up a banner and wrote a heavy amount of money to collect the tears of love and love, and then put a big table with a bowl of water densely placed on it, one day the disciples of Sword Mountain cried and said: "Everyone come quickly, but all couples and couples can participate, if it is the most affectionate and beloved person, they will definitely be able to shed the tears of love and love, and then the gold will be rewarded." But anyone who participates, whether they are affectionate or not, can get a silver tael. ”

Immediately, Heavenly Sword City became lively. If you can shed the tears of love and love, you can also get ten thousand taels of gold, and you can even verify whether the other party is the relationship between the two parties, and there is an endless stream of people who come to try to cry.

A noblewoman dressed in silk and satin and wearing a beaded hairpin and a merchant came over. Shang Jia: "Don't cry, it's not there yet?" The two walked to the front, and the lady took the bowl, shed two tears, and said, "This is my most beloved bracelet, and it is so broken." Shang Jia stepped forward to take the noblewoman's bowl, and was stunned to cry, and the noblewoman took out a few silver tickets, which were torn to pieces at once. Shang Jia: "You loser girl, my money, suddenly burst into tears and dripped into tears."

The Heavenly Sword Mountain disciple took the bowl and turned to the other Heavenly Sword Mountain disciple and said, "It's your turn." The disciple took the bowl and drank it, and after dozens of breaths, the disciple was still crying. The disciple of Heavenly Sword Mountain gave him a tael of silver and asked him to go back. "Next." Another couple came, man: "Don't worry, my love is stronger than gold." Woman: "I believe in you." The man pinched his thigh and made himself cry, and the woman was moved to cry, and the two sides cried for a while, and took a tael of silver and left. When he left, the man: "What love is all a lie, you have to believe me." Woman: "Break up." ”

Time flashed, and a disciple of Tianjian Mountain held a bowl and said, "Senior brother, I really can't drink it anymore, I'd rather cry to death." "The disciple of Heavenly Sword Mountain, who was called Senior Brother, turned his head to look at the other people." No, no, no. "That's you." I grabbed a disciple and poured it directly. After a few dozen breaths, he shook his head and gave out a tael of silver. After a day of tossing, the couples and husbands in Heavenly Sword City all came and went back with excitement, and the couples went their separate ways when they went back, and the couples in the entire Heavenly Sword City announced a breakup tide, and the harmonious couples also began to quarrel. Even if there was a gold tael under the banner, no one dared to come again.

Day and night alternated, and it was another day, and the disciples of Tianjian Mountain began to set up stalls again, and there were very few people who came.

At this time, a pair of men and women who looked like beggars came over, and the man said, "So many hardships and hardships have come over, let's try it." Female: "Marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, how many twists and turns have come over, and I'm still afraid of this." Man: "It's all useless for me, follow me, I'll hurt you." Woman: "From the day I marry you, I will follow you in this life." The two of them went up.

A disciple of Heavenly Sword Mountain said in tears: "Go and go, where is it called Huazi." Man: "Excuse me." The two turned to leave. The disciple who was called Senior Brother at the head: "Wait, let's give it a try!" The two stopped, and the man: "Thank you." The two looked at each other's hearts, and the bitterness in their hearts could not be suppressed, and they took the bowl of water handed over and began to cry non-stop.

After a long time, the two of them stopped crying, and most of the water had already been replaced by tears, and the disciples of Tianjian Mountain were stunned for a while. The disciple who was called Senior Brother took the bowl and said to one of the disciples, "Drink him." The disciple shook his head and covered his mouth: "Break him for me." Several disciples quickly moved, and one disciple smiled evilly: "Senior brother, don't resist. Then a bowl was poured down, and after dozens of breaths, the disciple who was poured stopped crying.

The disciple who was called the senior brother at the head was overjoyed: "I finally found it, please follow me back to the mountain and cry again, and I will give you ten thousand taels of gold." The two were stunned, and the man: "Really? The disciple who was called Senior Brother nodded, turned to one of the disciples and said, "Tell the elder to prepare everything quickly, and we will arrive later." ”

More than an hour later, the two were taken to Tianjian Mountain, at this time, the Tianjian Mountain martial arts training ground was filled with several large vats, and the two of them cried again, leaving half a bowl of tears. Poured into several large vats respectively, the disciples of Tianjian Mountain lined up to get water to drink, and gradually stopped their tears.

The cyan cloud embroidered old man on the side: "Sure enough, it is the tears of love and love." The head stepped forward and saluted the two of them, "Thank you two for saving me from the Heavenly Sword Sect." ”

Man: "We didn't expect us to help. The head: "Where do you live?" Ten thousand taels of gold were sent to the house. Man: "My family is in the middle of the road, and now I beg for a living, I am afraid that if I send it over, it will be robbed in an instant, I just want to ask Tianjian Mountain to give our husband and wife a place to live in peace." ”